George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[ItsOver]

....So be careful with laughter, especially with meat in your mouth.

...Speaking of "meat in your mouth."

http://www.hestermusic.com/media/audio/Phil_Hendrie/Teds_of_Beverly_Hills_onair.mp3

[popple]

What ever Jorch would have performed on that poor choker would have probably paralyzed him if he lived. And then Jorch would talk smack about him for the rest of his days as host of C2CAM. "I just don't know why he wouldn't get the stem cells"

[Juan Cena]

Noory mentioned he is taking next Friday night off to go to his big Toronto event and John B. Wells is filling in that night.
So we get a 3day Noory-free weekend coming up.

Sadly, it's not a John B. Wells-free weekend as well.

[nooryisawesome]

What is this big change Coast Insiders are being told will occur next month???

[popple]

If they're being told of a big change coming I don't think anyone knows but them... trying to make them stay around another month in anticipation?

[Morgus]

What is this big change Coast Insiders are being told will occur next month???

probably that new coast insider feature, a personal phone call to Noory?

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

What is this big change Coast Insiders are being told will occur next month???

My guess is they're adding a Platinum level to the Coast Insiders club, giving you 30 seconds of personal face time with George and access to the broadcast booth/media library/toilet cam.  All for just one low price of 30 cents a day (actually 365 low prices a year).

I was going to also suggest it would include access to George's personal blog, but that would just be crazy talk.

[PB the Deplorable]

What is this big change Coast Insiders are being told will occur next month???

Oh that Georgie,  last March didn't he say there going to be some big announcement about sumpthin' in April?

[SR-71]

Oh that Georgie,  last March didn't he say there going to be some big announcement about sumpthin' in April?

I think that George needs to retire because he is a broken record and george still SUCKS too.

[Meanandnasty]

I just opened up an account at Kickstarter to raise money for worthwhile projects that you have trouble raising money quickly by other methods.

My project has a short turnaround.  I am raising funds to purchase Noory a better desk on his Giam television set.  I feel sorry for him.  By all of us putting our pennies together we should be able to have one purchased TV-host depot in time for next months tapings.  I am not always meanandnasty.  If I were, I would have hired someone to take out the wood panel on the front and burn it for firewood. . I mean trash.  Instead, I am trying to raise money, if not for a new desk, a panel on the side to make it not look so obvious it is glued on. 
Also, I have tried to locate some homeless people to fill-up the audience in this hot weather.  It is a lot cooler on an air-conditioned set than out in the heat.  They can clap loudly.  The thee people in the audience who clapped for Dannion Brinkley just were not enough.  It was very weak.

[ziznak]

I just opened up an account at Kickstarter to raise money for worthwhile projects that you have trouble raising money quickly by other methods.

My project has a short turnaround.  I am raising funds to purchase Noory a better desk on his Giam television set.  I feel sorry for him.  By all of us putting our pennies together we should be able to have one purchased TV-host depot in time for next months tapings.  I am not always meanandnasty.  If I were, I would have hired someone to take out the wood panel on the front and burn it for firewood. . I mean trash.  Instead, I am trying to raise money, if not for a new desk, a panel on the side to make it not look so obvious it is glued on. 
Also, I have tried to locate some homeless people to fill-up the audience in this hot weather.  It is a lot cooler on an air-conditioned set than out in the heat.  They can clap loudly.  The thee people in the audience who clapped for Dannion Brinkley just were not enough.  It was very weak.

very selfless and conscientious of you!!! good man right there.

[ItsOver]

Too bad Kramer destroyed the Merv Griffin set after using it for his make believe show.  It looked much better than Jorch's current set for his "make beeleeve" show. 





Cosmo could no doubt help fill out Jorch's audience, though.  A hipster doofus yelling out during the show might liven things up.

[Histronic Fop]

Cosmo could no doubt help fill out Jorch's audience, though.  A hipster doofus yelling out during the show might liven things up.

Ah, yes, but what might said hipster doofus yell out? And would there be a cell phone there to capture the aforementioned yelling?

[ItsOver]

Marilu's on Jorch's pretend TV.


http://www.coasttocoastam.com/videos/19798/50808


Sounds appropriate.  Marilu's a guest, Kramer's in the audience, and George "Costanza" Noory pretending to be a host.

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

The pre-interview looks better than the actual product.

[ziznak]

George Noory Singing Elvis
this had me rolling

[popple]

He sounds decrepit   

[VtaGeezer]

What is this big change Coast Insiders are being told will occur next month???

A few weeks back, Wells predicted the evil govt will come for us and our guns by next month.

[Mind Flayer Monk]

this had me rolling

Thats a good video!

[Scully]

You know I hate to admit it, but re-listening to Jorch singing, I'll bet he really did have a great singing voice when he was younger.  It's still not really bad.  Just think what we would have been spared had he gone that route.

If only it weren't for that moustache and that eyebrow ... 

[MV/Liberace!]

it just came to my attention that i've gone on vacation with george and tommy.  i hope i had fun.

[ItsOver]

Looks like "Hangover on Elm Street."     Freddie Krueger must still be on the roof of the hotel.

[WildCard]

"sausages and cream"

?!

I don't even want to know.


Thing's George will NEVER say


"I didn't know that!"
-David Sereda (Jun-13-04)
"That's incredible! I never . . . I never, never, never knew that!"
-AB

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

?!

I don't even want to know.


Thing's George will NEVER say


"I didn't know that!"
-David Sereda (Jun-13-04)
"That's incredible! I never . . . I never, never, never knew that!"
-AB

If George were only willing to admit he didn't know something when it came up, he would be so much better.  You're right.  He will never say that but ironically he shows his ignorance every time he tries to cover it up.

[Lynnlily]

If I had tried to make a double entandre at the end of my choking advice,
I would have failed. Like a great pun, the best ones are unintentional. I could have died laughing!
In my profession CPR and BLS must be current, and the guidelines change every two years. The irony here is that the people I could save don't want to be! Tattoo DNR on your chest if you're serious because the legal document is usually nowhere to be found when you really need it.

[nooryisawesome]

Any new word on the change to the show next month?

[MV/Liberace!]

it just came to my attention that i've gone on vacation with george and tommy.  i hope i had fun.

and to clarify, i didn't make this.  i found it on another forum.

[PB the Deplorable]

and to clarify, i didn't make this.  i found it on another forum.

This has actually been around for quite awhile, at least several years. It almost has to be the handiwork of a certain prolific photoshopper of Noory material...

[valdez]

     Jerome Corsi on the Snowden affair.  George finds the whole thing "bizarre."  If the moon suddenly turned into a disco ball, that would be bizarre.  If today Obama declared war on all sea turtles and wart hogs...bizarre.  Guy divulges state secrets, state wants to press charges, guy goes on the run, ain't bizarre.  Stan Gordon's ufos, big foots, and giant birds, didn't click with me tonight.  Just wasn't in the mood for nonsense, and I'm completely over George's bizarre fixation with the term "of course."  He can take the rest of the week off right now and go practice his upcoming 4 song set.  Really, George.  Knock yourself out. 

[Mind Flayer Monk]

      Stan Gordon's ufos, big foots, and giant birds, didn't click with me tonight.  Just wasn't in the mood for nonsense..

     This one was a whopper. It featured Stan Gordon assembling a crack team of UFO investigators-including ALCOA engineers, lawmen, and scientists-all who remained nameless to protect their jobs. Their adventures included white-furred bigfoots possessing a large and most honest man. A team of young rural folks who fortunately had two tracer rounds to hunt UFO bigfoots. Also an 8-foot tall big-eyed alien that liked to peep in windows. 

Oh, and dogs can detect when people have been possessed by aliens. Now, cats...they could be helping the aliens.