George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[PB the Deplorable]

And he always looks like he needs a shower.  He's just plain nasty.

We know from the story HE told - when he was on the road and fell into that mud hole he didn't bring a change of clothes and had to send Tommy out for new ones.  According to HIS story, the window washers came by and saw him naked, so that means underwear too.

[analog kid]

And he always looks like he needs a shower.  He's just plain nasty.

Thought you'd seen the last of old Jorch, perhaps?  Thought the network bigwigs would have sent Jorch and his negative.. "Q rating" on a slow boat? Well.. maybe I don't.. "look the part." I'm not.. "svelte." I don't.. "look comfortable on camera"..  I'm not.. "sobby".  I don't.. "understand what's going on in the news."  I'm not.. "likeable".. I don't.. "get along with people".. uh.. when I go to work, I don't.. "make eye contact"..  I guess I.. don't.. "fit the mold".  I.. don't.. "wear the latest clothes"..even ones that don't.. "reek"!  Uhh.. I don't.. "change my underwear".. uh.. I'm not "buff." I don't have.. "firm breasts." I don't.. "exercise".  And when I do sweat, I don't.. "shower".  I'm not.. "spic-and-span".. I don't.. "clean the area between my crotch and legs." But, for the time being, I guess the network.. "enforcers" are opting for my reproach, until Joe Consumer tells them he'd rather get his two cents from commentators who don't.. "make babies cry".. and don't.. "drink maple syrup straight from the bottle".. and don't .."leave old, dried-up deodorant cakes under their arm for weeks at a time."

[Morgus]

This guy is worse than a car sales at those lots next to dive bars and strip clubs

Look at what images come up if you do a google image search on "Noory car salesman"

[ItsOver]

Look at what images come up if you do a google image search on "Noory car salesman"

"So come on down to Jorge's CAR-O-RAMA!!!  Get yer modulated transmission!  Tommy's got a deal fer yewwwww!  That's C-A-R-O-R-A-M-A.  CAR-O-RAMA!!!" 

[HorrorReporter]

Most searches I do involve seeing this picture.. horrible picture

[b_dubb]

that's a lot of "work" there. wig? haircut? dye job?

[coaster]

Looks like hes also had a facelift or something. A shame that theres not a surgery to fix his personality.

[Sardondi]

Most searches I do involve seeing this picture.. horrible picture

OMG! It burns! It burns! That is definitely rug tape. I'll never get this image out of my mind. I'll always remember this as "The Day I First Realized George Noory Had A Permanent Combover".

[Morgus]

Noory had Peter Davenport on the air for a few minutes in the first hour tonight.
Peter didn't have any UFO reports, he was just on to complain that he got over 19 x-rated prank calls on his UFO hotline so far tonight.
Noory probably figures those are just some of those he calls his 'haters' and the only idea he had was to use caller ID to go after them...

[Immy]

Noory had Peter Davenport on the air for a few minutes in the first hour tonight.
Peter didn't have any UFO reports, he was just on to complain that he got over 19 x-rated prank calls on his UFO hotline so far tonight.
Noory probably figures those are just some of those he calls his 'haters' and the only idea he had was to use caller ID to go after them...

I like Peter and it's juvenile what people are doing, but announcing it to a worldwide audience was the wrong move. He's essentially doing a shoutout to the idiots and giving other idiots ideas.

[Eddie Coyle]

Noory had Peter Davenport on the air for a few minutes in the first hour tonight.
Peter didn't have any UFO reports, he was just on to complain that he got over 19 x-rated prank calls on his UFO hotline so far tonight.
Noory probably figures those are just some of those he calls his 'haters' and the only idea he had was to use caller ID to go after them...

Complain about 19 today....get a 190 tomorrow. What a humorless dope.

[WOTR]

I heard that as well and thought that after his announcing the idea on a nationwide radio show he may have to shut his hotline down by next week.  While I have no intention of calling I did get some pretty juvenile ideas of calls involving abduction, aliens and probes.  This tells me that there will be hundreds of calls by the weekend.  Probably not a good move on his part.

[michio]

Catching the replay as I sometimes do, I hear Georgie say (paraphrasing), "that's what we do, we have balance to give you different ideas about things." To which I say directly to Georgie, your actions speak louder and clearer than your feigned words of objectivity.  Lousy host, lousy liar.

[HorrorReporter]

John McCain met with George and a small group of Coast insiders and supports them in their war against Art Bell

[Abby Normal]

John McCain met with George and a small group of Coast insiders and supports them in their war against Art Bell

McCain has decided to arm the Coast Insiders and send in Sarah Palin as an adviser.

[valdez]

I like Peter and it's juvenile what people are doing, but announcing it to a worldwide audience was the wrong move....

Catching the replay as I sometimes do, I hear Georgie say (paraphrasing), "that's what we do, we have balance to give you different ideas about things."

     Although I would like to believe that coast listeners are decent seafaring folks, I agree that Peter Davenport's public frustration at the prank calls may have been the wrong move.  George's "we have balance" statement was forced upon him as he was taken by surprise by Ryan Mauro's less than adoring take on the Snowden affair.  The Linda and David Freud segment was kind of lost on me, and I completely missed the Micheal Jackson connection, although I'm sure he's just as screwed up over there as he was here.  Dr. Eric Pearl was really upbeat and positive about that inner light stuff and cosmic everything and when George asked him, "is attitude important in all this?" Pearl shot back,"what kind of question is that?"  The two seconds of silence that followed was glorious as I imagined George in a wondrous state of perplexed befuddlement broken by Pearl as he finally let out a laugh signaling it was only a joke.  Thank you, Dr. Pearl.  Come back often.

[/l]

This pic is actually archived at the Snoorology Research Institute.  A rare shot of George's crew (or posse, as he calls it) outside a Detroit 7/11 where is known to hold court.  From left to right: Bad Boy (of Nighthawk Zone fame, just got out of jail, we think he'll be back in the zombie forum bussiness in no time), Twitchy (still inclear what his deal is), producer Tom, George, Mitch Batross, and Greg the cook from St. Louis.

[expat]

Catching the replay as I sometimes do, I hear Georgie say (paraphrasing), "that's what we do, we have balance to give you different ideas about things."

Yeah, I just e-mailed him saying "In that case, isn't it about time you BALANCED Richard Hoagland's irrational anti-NASA propaganda?"

[ItsOver]

Have you received the reply yet from George of "Git uh life, hater...?"

[popple]

This is my collection of clocks, bottled water, and boxes.  From a distance they look like awards, donecha think?  Yep, it's all about the presentation and I work very hard on it.

HAHAHAHA  ALL THOSE EMMY AWARDS!!

[Juan]

sNoory will be flirting with this guest tonight

[bateman]

Fri 06-14
In the first half, animal communicator and intuitive Jocelyn Kessler will discuss the energetic connection between animals and humans. Followed by Open Lines.

Another Coasht tuh Coasht Cuh-lassic.

[onan]

animal communicator


Sam Kinison - Dog Psychiatry

[ItsOver]

Maybe Noory will mention his dog...or the dog he used to have...or his imaginary dog...who knows what canine story he'll make-up tonight.  :

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

What happened to the Mels and their holes?  What happened to the Red Elks?  What happened to having a host who could make these guys sound interesting?

Animal Communicators, Sigmund Freud Channelers, Carnivora Cellular Communication Facilitators... Bah!  Am I getting old or are most of Noory's subject choices just not very interesting?

Well I know where Noory can stick it.  It's a hole but it doesn't belong to Mel.

[ziznak]

I took the "noory car salesman" challenge and found this one very disturbing...

[Morgus]

What happened to the Mels and their holes?  What happened to the Red Elks?  What happened to having a host who could make these guys sound interesting?

those classic guests started as callers during UNSCREENED open lines.
with the current ultra-screened lines, they would never make it on the air with their story...

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

It's all about the energies.  The energies between animals.  The energies between people and animals.  The beautiful energies of communication.

So... should I classify that as potential, kinetic, or internal energy? or heat? or work?  or mass equivalence?  I don't remember anything about animal energies in the definition of the first law of thermodynamics.

GeorgieforPresident out.

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

those classic guests started as callers during UNSCREENED open lines.
with the current ultra-screened lines, they would never make it on the air with their story...

Sadly.

[Gd5150]

Dog communicater. Only thing that will make this entertaining is the comments from the whiner gallery here.

One thing I despise about c2c AA is the little canned 1 question interviews Noory does at the beginning of the show. So clearly pre-recorded. Usually selling a book or website. Completely uninteresting. This show is so generic and cookie cutter these days it's sad.

[ziznak]

you kidding this chick is pure comedy.  Dogs explaining chakra problems?? I could listen to a whole show with this space cadet.




had to edit n say:
Oh yes and George just told her that same story about the blind date and his imaginary lab!!  That blind date really dodged a bullet!  I'll bet she made a decision to try and come off like a bitch during the date... 2 seconds from seeing George come in the door she went into her exit plan.