George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[valdez]

...a typical wacked creationist 'scholar'...

     Robert Zimmerman on the yesterdays Chinese space launch and the rats that ain't on Mars.  George mentioned he was a guest on the Dana Loesch show.   I like her.  Why would George be on her show?  He must be pushing something.  When isn't he?  Barbara Garson on economics.  L.A. Maruzulli was on with Wells a while back and I thought he was interesting.  Tonight not so much.  Conclusion?  George Noory sucks.

[HorrorReporter]

It was a rough weekend with a sick son, so I needed sleep. But last night, after he had a coughing spell, I couldn't sleep. I decided to see what old George had on.. Around 4:45 am EDT I tuned in to hear LA Marzulli speaking about.. I don't know .. the rapture and how it's scientifically possible?? Then, and this may sound terrible, but a caller was placed on the show and his voice made me physically sick. He was holding the receiver too close to his mouth and he clearly either had a lot of flem or just had the 'good ole boy' sound from deep in the south. He was going on about how LA was brilliant and ahead of the curve. I actually was able to go right back to sleep for the first time in days.


Thanks George! Solving insomnia for ten years.

[Unbuhliebahble!!!]

I switched to fine art stream instead of older george eps for when I wake up or want to go to sleep, and more often than not... Art will just keep me up. George, letting his guests drone on and on and on for sometimes 10minutes at a time, never fails to put me to sleep.

[ZombiePoppa]

"I will fundamentally transform America." - Barack Obama

"By using the powers the American people let the Neocons put in place."

There, I finished if for you.

[MV/Liberace!]

           From what I've read in the past month I'm a potential mass murdering, hostage taking Jewish Chinese Communist Nazi Gay Muslim Racist Liberal Republican LBJ supporter,Lutheran Temple of Set and Anglophilic IRA member interested in reviving Odinism, the Roman Republic and Ottoman Empire who listens to Emerson Lake and Palmer.

fuck your potential mass murdering and possible gay nazi affiliations.  you should be drawn and quartered for the ELP alone.

[Eddie Coyle]

fuck your potential mass murdering and possible gay nazi affiliations.  you should be drawn and quartered for the ELP alone.

I have white horses and ladies by the score. All dressed in satin and waiting by the door. Ooooh..what a Lucky Man...

          Yeah, I'm more worried about being arrested by the bad taste police than the feds.

[Sardondi]

         I have white horses and ladies by the score. All dressed in satin and waiting by the door. Ooooh..what a Lucky Man...

          Yeah, I'm more worried about being arrested by the bad taste police than the feds.

But see, he had all this wealth and status...and it couldn't save him. Oooh, oooh, and, like, a tiny atom in my hand might be an entire universe. And at the same time we might be just a tiny atom in the hand of some, like, really big giant. Pass it to me.


Damn you all, I wore that groove out on the LP. Here, let me whistle the jazzy MOOG synthesizer part at the end...

[ItsOver]

...Oooh, oooh, and, like, a tiny atom in my hand might be an entire universe. And at the same time we might be just a tiny atom in the hand of some, like, really big giant....

George? Is that you?    Noory probably thinks ELP is some kind of sandwich.

[Eddie Coyle]

But see, he had all this wealth and status...and it couldn't save him. Oooh, oooh, and, like, a tiny atom in my hand might be an entire universe. And at the same time we might be just a tiny atom in the hand of some, like, really big giant. Pass it to me.


Damn you all, I wore that groove out on the LP. Here, let me whistle the jazzy MOOG synthesizer part at the end...

Far out man. A precursor to the sagacious "all your money won't another minute buy" brilliance from Kansas in Dust in the Wind. Notebooks of 6th graders in AP courses polluted by these sentiments.(until they discover Elvis Costello a year or so later)

         I like to sit in total darkness and let the Emerson's Moog masturbation pan from ear to ear. It's aural ambrosia. WHEEEE- WHEE OOOO  WHEEOOO....WHEEUM...as Carl Palmer hits the skins signalling terminus.

[bateman]

Jesus, can this guy go anywhere without his butt buddy producer? (:06 for the dramatic turnaround)

George Noory Of Coast To Coast AM Explains His New T.V. Show "Beyond Belief" To Brian Engelman

P.S. George, this was a real compelling promo for your video podcast. "It's Coast to Coast in a suit!" Hah hah hah.

[Immy]

Jesus, can this guy go anywhere without his butt buddy producer? (:06 for the dramatic turnaround)

George Noory Of Coast To Coast AM Explains His New T.V. Show "Beyond Belief" To Brian Engelman

P.S. George, this was a real compelling promo for your video podcast. "It's Coast to Coast in a suit!" Hah hah hah.

What's up with his left sideburn? Besides being oddly pointy, it looks like there's some visible adhesive tape keeping that infamous Noory nest in place. 

[Rico999]

Oh man....OK, we all know George isn't real bright, but damn, what I just heard re his conversation with Robt Young Pelton (a very bright guy) was really off the charts:

Pelton, as some of you probably heard, was very patiently trying to explain to George that one of the problems with all this data collection from individuals is that it ends up in the hands of private corporations -- government contractors like Booz Allen Hamilton -- and all that implies with regard to our privacy -- and freedom.

Anyway, it took Pelton several passes at George with this info -- but he still didn't get it!!  George kept trying to change the subject,  asking a few standard, obvious questions you'd expect from him, while Pelton kept trying to steer him back to the significance of what he was saying.

I never fail to be amazed at this guy's success, it's baffling.

[Quick Karl]

I can't listen anymore - this guy has to be the stupidest moron that ever sat behind a microphone. I'd rather listen to Lars Larsen  :

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

Many nights the sweetest sound of the evening is the sound of my tablet losing the Coast to Coast stream and going dead.  I'm starting to think the reason I listen is for just that moment.

[Morgus]

Noory's "interview with a vampire" this past hour has been excruciating.
Time to drive a stake thru its heart...

[Quick Karl]

I just cannot believe any radio executive can keep this dolt on the air - dead air is more stimulating...

[popple]

I'd love to see what a face reader says about Jorchie. That one eyebrow is out of control.

[stevesh]

What's up with his left sideburn? Besides being oddly pointy, it looks like there's some visible adhesive tape keeping that infamous Noory nest in place. 

There's definitely something there. I can't imagine anything it could be other than double-sided tape to keep his rug in place. Kind of negates the whole purpose of a toupee. Noory may suck, but I still suggest he is mostly sad and pathetic.

[valdez]

Jesus, can this guy go anywhere without his butt buddy producer? (:06 for the dramatic turnaround)

George Noory Of Coast To Coast AM Explains His New T.V. Show "Beyond Belief" To Brian Engelman

P.S. George, this was a real compelling promo for your video podcast. "It's Coast to Coast in a suit!" Hah hah hah.

     This is sad.  The interviewer obviously wants to hear how the show is different from the radio program, because it would only make sense that if a radio host decided to do a "tv" show that it would have to add another dimension, somehow compliment the radio version.  But George is emphasizing its similarity.  No risk will be taken, no originality will be tolerated, no deviation from the formula as the ever present producer Tom looks on, in case George becomes befuddled.  A while back I posted a picture of George with some school kids and Tom was also there, his eyes fixed on George, waiting for a sign of befuddlement, waiting to pull George out of the fire.

I just cannot believe any radio executive can keep this dolt on the air...

Oh man....

I can't listen anymore - this guy has to be the stupidest moron that ever sat behind a microphone. I'd rather listen to Lars Larsen  :

Noory's "interview with a vampire" this past hour has been excruciating...

     Cool guy Robert Young Pelton, and fang maker to the vampyres, Father Sabastiaan. Do you think the NSA will just stop what it's doing?  Whattaya think?  What if Hitler had all this information?  What would he do?  Whattaya think?  I called a Snowden a hero, but this talking to the Chinese is over the line.  Do you think the NSA will just stop what their doing?  Whattaya think?  What's the NSA anyway?  Do you need to sit with someone to make them fangs?  Why do they want fangs?  Why would someone obsessed with Vampyre stuff want fangs?  Whattaya think? Whattaya think?  Whattaya think?

"As soon as producer Tom gets here

we can start chit-chatting.  Until then

I ain't saying nothing.  Nothing.  Not a

damn thing."

[Lunger]

"It's Coast to Coast in a suit!" Hah hah hah.

Shit is a suit!

[El Kragen]

Oh man....OK, we all know George isn't real bright, but damn, what I just heard re his conversation with Robt Young Pelton (a very bright guy) was really off the charts:

Robert Young Pelton is one of the few guests I'll suffer through George to listen too. Interesting guy and always a good guest despite Georges efforts. His shows with Ian have been good in the past. I'd like to hear him on a different show with a real host. 

[ItsOver]

     


"As soon as producer Tom gets here
we can start chit-chatting.  Until then
I ain't saying nothing.  Nothing.  Not a
damn thing."

Looks like George is wearing his manssiere/bro for a change. 

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

 

This is my collection of clocks, bottled water, and boxes.  From a distance they look like awards, donecha think?  Yep, it's all about the presentation and I work very hard on it.

[Morgus]

Noory asked his guest last night why he spells Vampyre with a 'y'

[someguy]

hey guys look I found at picture of george workin his previous gig

[PB the Deplorable]

Those squarish boxes look like what bug collectors keep their bugs in - pinned down on a piece of cardboard or something.   The others are too small but the one in the black box is a moth or something.

What, does he collect butterflies or something?

[Morgus]

Those squarish boxes look like what bug collectors keep their bugs in - pinned down on a piece of cardboard or something.   The others are too small but the one in the black box is a moth or something.

What, does he collect butterflies or something?

maybe stamps? 

[HorrorReporter]

He's clearly collecting more adhesive tape for his toup

[HorrorReporter]

Seriously, how can a fat man with almost no hair develop a dramatically large and dark black poof on top of his head??
This guy is worse than a car sales at those lots next to dive bars and strip clubs

[HorrorRetro]

Seriously, how can a fat man with almost no hair develop a dramatically large and dark black poof on top of his head??
This guy is worse than a car sales at those lots next to dive bars and strip clubs

And he always looks like he needs a shower.  He's just plain nasty.