George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[NooryIsADouchebag]

Random thought: Bumper music now being played is "Head Games", it's what Noory does to all of us. As I type this, Noory says he thought they were singing "End Games."

No, he actually said it sounded like they were singing "Ed Dames".

[Mr. Hanky]

No, he actually said he thought they were singing "Ed Dames".

Ah. My bad. My AM station was/is fading in and out.

[NooryIsADouchebag]

Ed Dames just claimed you can use 20 drops of oregano oil mixed with a gallon of water to cure ANY respiratory illness and all that fricking tool Jorch can say is:

interesting

[Rico999]

I like how Dames barely conceals his contempt for Noory.   And speaking of the Snoron, because he doesn't have a whole lot of original thoughts, do you notice how he tries to ingratiate himself with his guests by agreeing with them -- like he's been thinking along the same lines? 

[NooryIsADouchebag]

I like how Dames barely conceals his contempt for Noory.   And speaking of the Snoron, because he doesn't have a whole lot of original thoughts, do you notice how he tries to ingratiate himself with his guests by agreeing with them -- like he's been thinking along the same lines?

That's true too

[Mr. Hanky]

Why doesn't Noory call Dames out on this bullshit? Noory doesn't question Dames at all about his numerous failed Kill Shot predictions at all concerning Dames refusing to Remote View past 2014 because we will all be dead, but questions Dames on if he Remote Views for financial gain. Dames tells him that he recently Remote Viewed the Silver industry. What? If we all are going to be killed soon, why is Dames even wasting his time with money issues and prepare for the end of the world?

Noory is terrible.

[NooryIsADouchebag]

Ah. My bad. My AM station was/is fading in and out.

Not to mention the fact that Grand Master Suck is unintelligible more often than not even with perfect reception.

[NooryIsADouchebag]

Why doesn't Noory call Dames out on this bullshit? Noory doesn't question Dames at all about his numerous failed Kill Shot predictions at all concerning Dames refusing to Remote View past 2014 because we will all be dead, but questions Dames on if he Remote Views for financial gain. Dames tells him that he recently Remote Viewed the Silver industry. What? If we all are going to be killed soon, why is Dames even wasting his time with money issues and prepare for the end of the world?

Noory is terrible.

Because Noory is an ignorant sycophant and because he sucks beyond bleef.

[Mr. Hanky]

Here's what I want to see. I would even pay for it as a pay-per-view event.

With Noory as a moderator, I would like to see a debate/tag team match of Hoagland and Dames in a 5 hour debate of their theories, etc. vs. Stanton Friedman and Michio Kaku.

If Dames and Hoagland lose the debate based on viewer vote, Noory agrees to quit C2C. Of course, those two assclowns wouldn't have a chance against two real scientists/believers.

[NooryIsADouchebag]

Here's what I want to see. I would even pay for it as a pay-per-view event.

With Noory as a moderator, I would like to see a debate/tag team match of Hoagland and Dames in a 5 hour debate of their theories, etc. vs. Stanton Friedman and Michio Kaku.

If Dames and Hoagland lose the debate based on viewer vote, Noory agrees to quit C2C. Of course, those two assclowns wouldn't have a chance against two real scientists/believers.

Since we're talking pay-per-view and since Noory would never agree to quit C2C, I would suggest Joe Rogan as moderator and WHEN Dames and Hoagland lose the debate, Rogan takes Noory's job via front kick to the teeth.

[Gay]

Does Noory keep bringing Dames back despite wrong prediction after wrong prediction because he loves to hear the horror stories about the abducted child cases?

[MTB]

I loved Dames talking about his "terminal speaking engagements" in the fall, because the killshot is really coming for reals this time. I'd rather hear Lionel Fanthorpe read the Toledo phonebook.

[Mr. Hanky]

Since we're talking pay-per-view and since Noory would never agree to quit C2C, I would suggest Joe Rogan as moderator and WHEN Dames and Hoagland lose the debate, Rogan takes Noory's job via front kick to the teeth.

Hahahahahaha!!! I like it.

[Mr. Hanky]

Hahahahahahahahahaha!!! Some old bag calls in and ridicules Noory over the pizza roll incident. She tells him that his story "saved a lot of people" and he agreed. Hahahahaha!!! What an assclown!

[Gay]

[NooryIsADouchebag]

Well hot damn.  I feel so much better knowing Dames is monitoring the extraterrestrials that are monitoring us.

[Mr. Hanky]

Well hot damn.  I feel so much better knowing Dames is monitoring the extraterrestrials that are monitoring us.

Dames remote views extraterrestrials because he has concerns they want to anal probe him to study how any one human can produce this quantity of bullshit.

[NooryIsADouchebag]

Hahahahahahahahahaha!!! Some old bag calls in and ridicules Noory over the pizza roll incident. She tells him that his story "saved a lot of people" and he agreed. Hahahahaha!!! What an assclown!

Yeah, Noory's sense of excitement over reliving that seminal event in his pathetic life was palpable.  And then he says something to Dames like "It was a nightmare Ed, I'll tell you about it someday when we're alone".   WTF?

[Mr. Hanky]

Yeah, Noory's sense of excitement over reliving that seminal event in his pathetic life was palpable.  And then he says something to Dames like "It was a nightmare Ed, I'll tell you about it someday when we're alone".   WTF?

It's like Noory wears the Pizza Roll Incident (notice I capitalized on purpose) like a badge of honor. Noory probably even holds it in higher esteem than a Purple Heart. What a fucking loser!

[NooryIsADouchebag]

It's like Noory wears the Pizza Roll Incident (notice I capitalized on purpose) like a badge of honor. Noory probably even holds it in higher esteem than a Purple Heart. What a fucking loser!

I've definitely never heard of anyone else more proud of their own stupidity than Noory in my entire life.  Unfortunately, callers like the idiot tonight keep adding fuel to the flames of the PRI that will keep it burning forever - or at least until the Kill Shot puts an end to everything.

[Scully]

A caller in the final  hour last night brought up that ghostly voice a guest heard a few months back.
Noory still denied it was caused by him or his staff, where we know it was an obvious prank Noory was playing on the guest that night...

Thanks for mentioning that peccadillo, Morgus.  When I heard his bald-faced lie, I knew beyond doubt that Noory is a pathological liar if ever there was one. 

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

Hahahahahahahahahaha!!! Some old bag calls in and ridicules Noory over the pizza roll incident. She tells him that his story "saved a lot of people" and he agreed. Hahahahaha!!! What an assclown!

It's a fine thing that Noory never saw any action in the Navy.  He'd have all the ships medical personal preoccupied with a blister while other men and women were getting their limbs blown off.  I've had those pizza rolls scald my mouth and throat before.  It felt like lava and hurt for a few days but I never even thought to mention it to the people I lived with let alone regaling the entire Coast to Coast audience every day for the next month, and now into the next year.   Maybe my case wasn't as bad but only because I know to treat potentially hot things in my mouth with respect.  And then to threaten to sue the company because he needs precise instruction on how to eat written on the package.  Way to be accountable George.  Un-buh-leev-ah-bull.

[Sleepwalker]

Is this the man whose name was spelled out by George Noory?

Police found the body of a man in the Providence River and they think it is 'very possible' that it is missing student Sunil Tripathi who was wrongly accused of being one of the Boston Marathon bombers.
Tripathi, 22, was a Brown University student and has been missing since the middle of March.

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2313870/Sunil-Tripathi-Police-body-missing-college-student-falsely-accused-Boston-Marathon-bomber-internet-sleuths.html#ixzz2RNf3VvBn

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[Sardondi]

Why doesn't Noory call Dames out on this bullshit? Noory doesn't question Dames at all about his numerous failed Kill Shot predictions at all concerning Dames refusing to Remote View past 2014 because we will all be dead, but questions Dames on if he Remote Views for financial gain. Dames tells him that he recently Remote Viewed the Silver industry. What? If we all are going to be killed soon, why is Dames even wasting his time with money issues and prepare for the end of the world?

Going by Dames's predictions with Art back in the 90's we've been dead since 2000. And then soon after George came on in 2003, you'll recall Dames told him he was standing down and moving to his survival compound near his (then) wife's parents (the Ukraine? Georgia?) to await the imminent I-really-mean-it-this-time killshot. The killshot didn't happen, the marriage didn't last, and Dames returned to the US as far as I recall. Current ETA of killshot: "very soon".

[RedMichael]

I like how Dames barely conceals his contempt for Noory.   And speaking of the Snoron, because he doesn't have a whole lot of original thoughts, do you notice how he tries to ingratiate himself with his guests by agreeing with them -- like he's been thinking along the same lines?

Not only does he do this, he will claim later on that it was his thoughts and I may be reaching but I think the guests feel they have to play along with this to make George happy.


Alex Jones' interview being the most extreme example. George can't venture further than "I think these burgers are smaller" for conspiracies so I find it hard to believe he ever had any idea of what Alex was talking about in the past. Probably just agreed or said interesting/fascinating. Thats the other thing, I wonder if Alex has his own original conspiracies or finds them, latches onto them, and claims them.

[VtaGeezer]

I forget what the specific reason was, but even Noory made an issue of Dames being perpetually wrong a few years ago and publically "banned" Dames from the show for quite a while, but brought him back last year (maybe it was 2011).

[ItsOver]

I don't know why they keep letting Dames out of lock-up and on the air.  He should be kept under constant lock-down in the attic with Hoagland where they can keep chattering about their delusions, with neither listening to the other.

[GluttonForPunishment]

I forget what the specific reason was, but even Noory made an issue of Dames being perpetually wrong a few years ago and publically "banned" Dames from the show for quite a while, but brought him back last year (maybe it was 2011).

I remember that and it was more than once he said that Dames had more misses than hits.  One time was during the yearly predictions nights last year...or maybe it was the year before.  And Dames is so adamant in tone and inflection that his predictions are spot on.  "It WILL Happen"...and BTW, God has spoken.

[Morgus]

Looks like Noory is taking off another Friday night this week and John B. Wells is filling in as host again...

[ItsOver]

Must be "show time" again for "Beeyond Beeleef."  One less night of UFO Phil polluting the airwaves, too.