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George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

Started by MV/Liberace!, April 06, 2008, 12:23:02 AM

Can Noory pronounce anything correctly?

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No

Morgus

Quote from: Georgie For President 2216 on April 23, 2013, 01:16:56 PM
Noory did *claim* to have phone problems with the guest towards the end of the 2nd hour, but apparently dumped him for open lines with no explanation -- at least none that I heard (he doesn't always have my full attention).   It certainly wouldn't be the first time he cut someone off for not adhering to the higher Noory standards of excellence in broadcast commentary and clear phone lines.  If he had made some sort of attempt to apologize to the guest on air I might have given him a Mulligan on this one.
i wouldn't put it past Noory to have his staff cause the apparent phone problem with the guest.
odd it happened only at the end of the 2nd hour with no problems for over an hour with him, and right before Noory dumped him...

Morgus

A caller in the final  hour last night brought up that ghostly voice a guest heard a few months back.
Noory still denied it was caused by him or his staff, where we know it was an obvious prank Noory was playing on the guest that night...

Quote from: Morgus on April 23, 2013, 01:30:35 PM
i wouldn't put it past Noory to have his staff cause the apparent phone problem with the guest.
odd it happened only at the end of the 2nd hour with no problems for over an hour with him, and right before Noory dumped him...

Yes, it seemed suspicious and we all know Noory isn't above telling little lies on air as demonstrated in your post about the ghost pranking.  If we follow the creed of not believing in coincidences then by his own logic we have to believe it was deliberate.

onan

Profiling as a tool to make intelligent choices works. It also doesn't. What makes me scratch my head is the general consensus here that police, the government, and its extensions of the CIA, FBI, DHS, and FEMA are incompetent or worse corrupt. Yet these are the very people who will be doing most of the profiling.


I don't have the answer. I do have a lot of anecdotes; many of them regarding Muslims. I have yet to have a conversation with one that wants "death to america".


My anecdotes are no more valid than anyone else's. I guess the real question is: are we comfortable with what may well be a miscarriage of justice to feel safer?

Morgus

The final caller last night asked Noory about Alex Jones.
Noory referred to himself as Alex Jones' 'bigger brother'  :P

NoMoreNoory

Quote from: b_dubb on April 23, 2013, 07:10:41 AM
For those still paying for Insider drop your subscription and use TuneIn. It will automatically record shows for you and you can listen anytime. Costing you nothing and putting another nail in coffin of Noory's career


Yes! Been doing this for a while now, and it works wonderfully. Also, when you're listening live and 'Ol Stroke Mouth strikes, you can back up and listen to the flubs. It's almost like studying an EVP and trying to figure out what he was actually attempting to say! Must have done it about a dozen times last night after he fumbled through Tsarnaevs name, turning it into Japanese.

Quote from: Morgus on April 23, 2013, 02:05:34 PM
The final caller last night asked Noory about Alex Jones.
Noory referred to himself as Alex Jones' 'bigger brother'  :P

I caught that too.  I think he's got it a little backwards at best.  And what about the one where the caller had to spell out his point about the difference between Shiite and Sunni Muslims over and over to George.  George didn't quite get the message about the discrepency, making some generic comments about terrorists instead.  This is so typical of the show.  Many of the observations guests or callers try to make go straight over his head.

I remember one of the first times I heard George take a call when Art's career was starting to wind down.  A woman was trying to tell George how one of her relatives had found Etruscan artifacts somewhere in a remote location in the United States.  Etruscans were a group who occupied Northern Italy while Rome was yet to become an Empire.  She didn't want to insult George by calling him out (because he was clearly not taking the point of a pre-Columbus settlement in America by Europeans), so she just kept repeating in disbelief to George's obliviousness, stressing more and more, that it was Etruscan artifacts that her relative found in North America.  George clearly didn't know who the Etruscans were and was not willing show his ignorance by asking.  Instead he just pretended he knew all.  That's when I first knew George Noory Sucks.

Eddie Coyle

Quote from: Georgie For President 2216 on April 23, 2013, 03:00:05 PM
I caught that too.  I think he's got it a little backwards at best.  And what about the one where the caller had to spell out his point about the difference between Shiite and Sunni Muslims over and over to George.  George didn't quite get the message about the discrepency, making some generic comments about terrorists instead.  This is so typical of the show.  Many of the observations guests or callers try to make go straight over his head.
John Q Wasp from Middle America not understanding the schism of Sunni/Shiite is one thing. It's, no pun intended, entirely foreign to them.

        Somebody of his ancestry named Noory not understanding it. Un-fucking-real.

ItsOver

Quote from: Morgus on April 23, 2013, 01:11:47 PM
yep, Noory kept ranting about carrying a small pocket knife all night.
even kids in boy scouts always carried a small swiss army pocket knife everywhere, but Noory is deathly afraid of them...  :o


Noory's probably deathly afraid of swiss army pocket knifes because he can't figure out to safely operate them.  I wonder if Tommy has to open Jorch's pre-made turkey sandwiches for him, as he chauffeurs him about LA. 

Mr. Hanky

I have seen that a few of you guys liked the guest that Noory had on last night, Len Kasten, and that's cool. I couldn't disagree with you more. Kasten is obviously a true fraud and he steals all of his material from Star Trek, Star Wars, Stargate and the Twilight Zone/Outer Limits  ;D. Kasten was so ridiculous that I had to turn it off after about a half-hour. Don't get me wrong. I love the UFO/Alien subjects the best on C2C, but this Kasten guy just blatantly makes shit up. While I am no Noory fan at all, I can see why he dumped Kasten after only 2 hours to open up the telephone lines. Even Noory knew the guy didn't make good radio because Kasten kept pausing when asked questions and sounded like he was making shit up on the spot.

mikealden

At least we definitely can't blame Art for GN:


NowhereInTime

Quote from: mikealden on April 23, 2013, 04:03:51 PM
At least we definitely can't blame Art for GN:
Just saw this as well.  I never did blame Art for Noory but then I thought George was decent his first couple of years.  The GN I hear now is an inattentive, clearly bored, delusional egomaniac with an unbridled sense of self importance.  Dick.

ItsOver

I've never thought Art had much, if anything, to do with hiring Noory so I'm glad to see the confirmation from Art.  Noory has always struck me as somewhat of a "yes man" corporate shill so I always fully credited PremRat for latching on to him as the type they were looking for.  Once PremRat was in control of C2C, I could sense Art, being the pirate he is ;) , chafing with the corporate rat control.  He knew the corporate wienies were running the show and they wouldn't see him as a "team player" they'd be seeking involvement with.


The one time I wondered about Art's involvement with Noory was when he said "George gets it."  Art, of course, is famous for being somewhat obtuse and "mysterious" so I've wondered if it was just Art's way of noting 'ol Jorch was a good corporate suck-up who would get along just fine with PremRat.

Morgus

Quote from: ItsOver on April 23, 2013, 04:40:32 PM
The one time I wondered about Art's involvement with Noory was when he said "George gets it."  Art, of course, is famous for being somewhat obtuse and "mysterious" so I've wondered if it was just Art's way of noting 'ol Jorch was a good corporate suck-up who would get along just fine with PremRat.
i always figured Art just meant that "George gets it" regarding how to work for the PremRat network as a "yes man", as opposed to how Art ran the show when he was in total control (no producers or staff) before PremRat bought it all.

Sleepwalker

Quote from: Morgus on April 23, 2013, 02:05:34 PM
The final caller last night asked Noory about Alex Jones.
Noory referred to himself as Alex Jones' 'bigger brother'  :P

From October 18, 2012:

Noory: "What's kinda funny, Alex, is what was conspiratorial years ago with things that you did and things that I did, they're beginning to become mainstream now. Isn't that amazing?"

Jones: "Yeah, thanks to you. I mean, I'm not groveling, I only give credit where it's due. We were already growing, would've broken out, had some success, but I'm tellin' ya, you were the nitrous oxide . . . really sending us into the stratosphere. So, thank you my friend."

I'd say George would qualify as Alex's "big brother."  He helped make him what he is today. 


Quote from: Georgie For President 2216 on April 23, 2013, 03:00:05 PM
I caught that too.  I think he's got it a little backwards at best.  And what about the one where the caller had to spell out his point about the difference between Shiite and Sunni Muslims over and over to George.  George didn't quite get the message about the discrepency, making some generic comments about terrorists instead.  This is so typical of the show.  Many of the observations guests or callers try to make go straight over his head...

I recall once something newsworthy had happened that day in the Mid-East.  The Snorge came on and told the audience something about him likely being the most knowledgible broadcaster on the overall situation, because as a boy his father used to take him to the local coffee shops where the geezers from the old country would gather and talk politics. 

Right after that, he said something asinine about the event.  I remember thinking this was the guy that thought the Pyramids were in Gaza.

Those coffee shop talks must have been deep if they didn't even get into Sunni vs Shia, although with George it's probably a mistake to take his word that he had a father, the guy drank coffee, the coffee shops existed, or that he and his dad went to them.

Gay

George is probably too scared to go into a Middle Eastern restaurant- he thinks the falafels are overdone pizza rolls.

Nebraska888

Quote from: Morgus on April 23, 2013, 12:53:01 PM
Noory did it again last night - he dropped his main guest after only 2 hours and went to open lines without a guest for the final hour.
And that was after making the guest reschedule from the week before, how rude...  :P

The guest was very interesting and had lots more detailed info on the Serpo story that wasn't told before. Art would have expanded him to five hours I bet...

NO !@#$!!!!!  Rude Rude Rude!!!!

Nebraska888

Quote from: Meanandnasty on April 23, 2013, 12:57:54 PM
I heard the show and was enjoying it. Sure it was maybe a science fiction of fantasy edge, but that is Coast.  Or, the Coast I like.
To get rid of the guest that accommodated Coast last week by switching nights was just------mean and nasty.

OMG, you are right!  Kasten accommodated Coast and still was treated like #$!@#!.  It never ends.

ufogadfly

Quote from: Georgie For President 2216 on April 23, 2013, 03:00:05 PM
I caught that too.  I think he's got it a little backwards at best.  And what about the one where the caller had to spell out his point about the difference between Shiite and Sunni Muslims over and over to George.  George didn't quite get the message about the discrepency, making some generic comments about terrorists instead.  This is so typical of the show.  Many of the observations guests or callers try to make go straight over his head.

I remember one of the first times I heard George take a call when Art's career was starting to wind down.  A woman was trying to tell George how one of her relatives had found Etruscan artifacts somewhere in a remote location in the United States.  Etruscans were a group who occupied Northern Italy while Rome was yet to become an Empire.  She didn't want to insult George by calling him out (because he was clearly not taking the point of a pre-Columbus settlement in America by Europeans), so she just kept repeating in disbelief to George's obliviousness, stressing more and more, that it was Etruscan artifacts that her relative found in North America.  George clearly didn't know who the Etruscans were and was not willing show his ignorance by asking.  Instead he just pretended he knew all.  That's when I first knew George Noory Sucks.

One word: sandscripts (GN).
You know, that ancient writing in the sand.

Nebraska888

To listen to Len Kasten........go to Veritas on YOU TUBE...........great interview......unlike the one Noory did Monday night.


Morgus

Dr. Steven Greer is on right now telling about the tiny 6" long humanoid creature skeleton:


NoMoreNoory

Back on Boston Bomber watch with Joorch, following last night's Sigh-a-nigh-a debacle. Tonight our hero opts to play it safe, referring to 'those brothers', although he did manage a 'Joe-har' before reverting to 'he and his brother. Smart work, Joorchie boy.

Immy

Four "of course's" during tonite's guest introductions. Let's see if the guest at the bottom of the hour gets his required two "of course's".  ;D

Quote from: Morgus on April 23, 2013, 01:30:35 PM
i wouldn't put it past Noory to have his staff cause the apparent phone problem with the guest.
odd it happened only at the end of the 2nd hour with no problems for over an hour with him, and right before Noory dumped him...


I bet we end up hearing Noory say it's one of his "little secrets."


jinwicked

Thanks for the TuneIn tip. No way am I subscribing, but it would be great to record the Knapp shows.

Mr. Hanky

Random thought: Bumper music now being played is "Head Games", it's what Noory does to all of us. As I type this, Noory says he thought they were singing "End Games."

Mr. Hanky

Ed Dames, give me a fucking break. The "Killshot" is now going to happen in 2013 into 2014 by a comet and the economy also figures into it, along with solar flares? Didn't this guy say it would happen 10 years ago, then 5 years ago, then 2 years ago, and on Dec. 21, 2012?

Hahahahahahahaha!!!!!

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