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George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

Started by MV/Liberace!, April 06, 2008, 12:23:02 AM

Can Noory pronounce anything correctly?

No
No

VtaGeezer

Quote from: RedMichael on April 19, 2013, 01:19:40 PM
What a sad life for Tommy if he acts as George's butler. I would be so depressed I would eat myself into oblivion.
I'd imagine Tommy's wagon is hitched directly to Noory's.  He's probably making more than we imagine and if Noory fails, his meal ticket disappears.

Morgus

In the final hour with open lines last night, a caller congratulated Noory on 'cracking the case' and Noory himself claimed he 'broke the story' that night by pointing at a suspect wearing a white baseball cap he found merely by googling stuff on the internet.  :o
Noory appears to really want to be a mainstream news reporter, and wants c2c to be a regular news show covering the same news as all the daytime shows apparently...

Quote from: Morgus on April 19, 2013, 02:56:20 PM
In the final hour with open lines last night, a caller congratulated Noory on 'cracking the case' and Noory himself claimed he 'broke the story' that night by pointing at a suspect wearing a white baseball cap he found merely by googling stuff on the internet.  :o
Noory appears to really want to be a mainstream news reporter, and wants c2c to be a regular news show covering the same news as all the daytime shows apparently...

A responsible journalist does not finger a guy without having official confirmation.  I'm really tempted to contact Premiere about that.

LAM4:2

Quote from: Morgus on April 19, 2013, 02:56:20 PM
In the final hour with open lines last night, a caller congratulated Noory on 'cracking the case' and Noory himself claimed he 'broke the story' that night by pointing at a suspect wearing a white baseball cap he found merely by googling stuff on the internet.  :o
Noory appears to really want to be a mainstream news reporter, and wants c2c to be a regular news show covering the same news as all the daytime shows apparently...

He's a modern day Sherlock Holmes, he's cracked the case.

ziznak

Quote from: VtaGeezer on April 19, 2013, 02:43:27 PM
I'd imagine Tommy's wagon is hitched directly to Noory's.  He's probably making more than we imagine and if Noory fails, his meal ticket disappears.
If you replace any of Georges references to Tommy and how he basically "cares for" Noory with the word "wife" or "girlfriend" the stories seem to make total sense... don't they?  I know we've alluded to this before but I'm really starting to think theres something more to this VERY symbiotic relationship they have.

ufogadfly

Quote from: NoMoreNoory on April 18, 2013, 10:20:02 PM
Way to start, moron. Right at the top, he leads with the FBI publishing photos of two suspects in the Boston bombing. And then proceeds to describe them as 'low lifes'. Fucking prick. Suspects, Noory. Guilty of nothing and may yet turn out to be as innocent as the rest of us. Once more: not fit for purpose.

Talk radio's perfect example of the Peter Principle.

ziznak

Hold on... I figured it out... totally explains the George N Tommy symbiote/parasite thing...


ItsOver

Quote from: LAM4:2 on April 19, 2013, 04:03:55 PM

He's a modern day Sherlock Holmes, he's cracked the case.


Pretty good for a clown who couldn't figure out how to eat a pizza roll without maiming himself. ;)

ItsOver

Quote from: Roy Hinkley on April 19, 2013, 11:42:59 AM
You are correct!  Most interest-een, is George broadcast-een, while liv-een in his mom's basement, is when he always says human-bean, rather than being.  Thank you for notice-een this frustrate-een man who is ruin-een a once great show.


How did a guy that does not exactly excel at speaking ever get into broadcasting, let alone become the host of C2C?  It's like Erkel winning "Dancing with the Stars."  ::)



Roy Hinkley

Well, they just took the second suspect into custody!

I'm sure George was involved somehow - probably remote viewed it for them.

ItsOver

Obviously, No Shame Dames wasn't involved.  The authorities did a great job bringing this guy in without any further incidents.

Morgus

Quote from: ItsOver on April 19, 2013, 06:17:29 PM
Obviously, No Shame Dames wasn't involved.  The authorities did a great job bringing this guy in without any further incidents.
Major Ed Dames is scheduled as one of Noory's guests next week too - a coincidence?  8)

Morgus

Quote from: Roy Hinkley on April 19, 2013, 06:03:25 PM
Well, they just took the second suspect into custody!

I'm sure George was involved somehow - probably remote viewed it for them.
Expect tonight that Noory will take credit for fingering the suspect on last night's show...  :P

Quote from: NoMoreNoory on April 18, 2013, 10:20:02 PM
Way to start, moron. Right at the top, he leads with the FBI publishing photos of two suspects in the Boston bombing. And then proceeds to describe them as 'low lifes'. Fucking prick. Suspects, Noory. Guilty of nothing and may yet turn out to be as innocent as the rest of us. Once more: not fit for purpose.


And he calls 'haters', i.e. people who post online or email  to complain about his show low-lifes, too. I guess it's equivalent in his mind - suspected bombers and people who don't like his show, no difference.


And that's George, the deep thinker, in a nutshell.

ItsOver

Quote from: Morgus on April 19, 2013, 06:35:06 PM
Major Ed Dames is scheduled as one of Noory's guests next week too - a coincidence?  8)


Geesh... is it time already to hear about "The Kill Shot" AGAIN?  ::)

Morgus

Quote from: Unscreened Caller on April 19, 2013, 06:40:15 PM
And he calls 'haters', i.e. people who post online or email  to complain about his show low-lifes, too. I guess it's equivalent in his mind - suspected bombers and people who don't like his show, no difference.
others he labels as 'wackos' or 'sickos' 


Roy Hinkley

Quote from: ItsOver on April 19, 2013, 06:50:27 PM

Such a "giver."

Yes, all this hate from the "Worker in the Lime-Light" - shame on him.

Roy Hinkley

Quote from: Morgus on April 19, 2013, 06:35:06 PM
Major Ed Dames is scheduled as one of Noory's guests next week too - a coincidence?  8)

There are two guests I just cannot stand to listen to - Dick Hoaxland, and Minor Ed Dames.  All his "shot across the bow" crap and doomsday is monotonous.  If his remote viewing really worked there would be people doing it all over the planet (as George would say).

ItsOver

Quote from: Roy Hinkley on April 19, 2013, 06:58:10 PM
Yes, all this hate from the "Worker in the Lime-Light" - shame on him.


Ah, yes, the "noted author."  I wonder who's writing his next literary classic.

Roy Hinkley

Quote from: ItsOver on April 19, 2013, 07:10:56 PM

Ah, yes, the "noted author."  I wonder who's writing his next literary classic.

We should come up with some of his future titles with various guests....

We have here his next blockbuster, "The Incredible Shrinking RFID Chips", by Dr. Katherine Albrecht, with plenty of non-sequitur commentary by C2C's own George Noory.

How about, "Your Number's Up" by The Numbers Lady and the Bumbling Guy?


ItsOver

"I Wrote this Book but I didn't Read It" by Jorch Nooree.


CampsieNP

Quote from: jinwicked on April 19, 2013, 12:21:39 AM
I refuse to turn on the program. Is Norry being an idiot about the shit going down in Watertown right now?

I thought for sure someone would mention this. But during the coverage I heard GN say something about Boston mass. Not Massachusetts, just Boston "Mass".

Maybe he knew sumpth-een bad was gunna happen way back in Feb?

Eddie Coyle

 
         Noory will probably pronounce Tsarnaev correctly ??? . Expect the unexpected.

CampsieNP

Quote from: Eddie Coyle on April 19, 2013, 09:36:30 PM

         Noory will probably pronounce Tsarnaev correctly ??? . Expect the unexpected.

I may have to tune in tonight just to hear how he will pronounce that one.
Certainly he will practice sounding out some of the names from the breaking story in Mass during his eight hours of show prep.

Eddie Coyle

 
       Tuning out. This Hack Haggmann giving praise to Jones..."more to this" "drills"..."Missing Brown Student"

          FUCK YOU NOORY.

NoMoreNoory

Quote from: CampsieNP on April 19, 2013, 09:44:41 PM

I may have to tune in tonight just to hear how he will pronounce that one.
Certainly he will practice sounding out some of the names from the breaking story in Mass during his eight hours of show prep.


He skipped around it!! Carefully referred to 'the suspect', 'the 19 year old' and 'his accomplice'.


And then walked straight into his next news story and informed us the East Coast is at risk from tsunamis caused by 'earthcakes'.


I know it's been said before, but it bears repeating. George Noory SUCKS!!

Quote from: NoMoreNoory on April 19, 2013, 10:16:46 PM

He skipped around it!! Carefully referred to 'the suspect', 'the 19 year old' and 'his accomplice'.


And then walked straight into his next news story and informed us the East Coast is at risk from tsunamis caused by 'earthcakes'.


I know it's been said before, but it bears repeating. George Noory SUCKS!!

Earthcakes in Newfunlin.

I guess I notice when he mispronounces Canadian place names.

Sleepwalker

Quote from: Eddie Coyle on April 19, 2013, 10:10:09 PM

       Tuning out. This Hack Haggmann giving praise to Jones..."more to this" "drills"..."Missing Brown Student"

          FUCK YOU NOORY.

I just heard that Douglas J. Haggman asshole and my blood pressure spiked.  This continuous FALSE-FLAG crap is not only idiotic, it's dangerous.  Noory is fanning the flames of paranoia and perhaps prodding some potential Timothy McVeigh.   It's time for some management people in North America to get a CONSCIENCE and put an end to this IDIOT'S "broadcast-een" career.   Premiere needs to FIRE his ass now. There are 500 station managers who need to DROP this piece of shit radio show.  The Northland Performing Arts Center needs to CANCEL Noory's appearance in Columbus, Ohio.  Same with the River Rock Casino Resort in Vancouver.  And the Queen Elizabeth Theatre in Toronto where George will be "perform-een" with Alex Jones.

And people need to call in, if they can get past Tommy, and challenge this asshole on this never-ending your government is plotting to enslave you and kill you bullshit. 

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