George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[Morgus]

I never heard that. That was just an old replay? That sucks. It was entertaining to me.

thats what Noory is counting on, that most of his listeners are 'new' and haven't heard his lame old recorded bits before.
he never announces its a replay, so he can cut out early. he usually does this on Friday nights with open lines.
this is the first time he has done it on a Sunday with a guest, probably just cut the guest off with no warning...

[LAM4:2]

Burbank Parade April 07, 2013
George Noory and producer Tom Danheiser rode in the 32nd annual Burbank on Parade, this past Saturday, April 6, 2013.

LoL for a moment I thought that was Noory and Tom Leykis seated together.

[Eddie Coyle]

LoL for a moment I thought that was Noory and Tom Leykis seated together.

Thought the same thing, Danheiser really does have an eerie resemblance to Leykis. Something that should upset both of them.

[Morgus]

Danheiser really does have an eerie resemblance to Leykis.

   

[ShayP]

Burbank Parade April 07, 2013
George Noory and producer Tom Danheiser rode in the 32nd annual Burbank on Parade, this past Saturday, April 6, 2013.

What T-Shirt is Noory wearing???  I guess he shops at Hot Topic.  Probably hit the kiosk in the mall to get some fake name-brand sunglasses too.  His children cannot be proud of him. 

[ItsOver]

Burbank Parade April 07, 2013
George Noory and producer Tom Danheiser rode in the 32nd annual Burbank on Parade, this past Saturday, April 6, 2013.

Tune in next week for"Used car salesman Noory takes Tommy for a ride" or "Beavis and Butthead join the Burbank Mafia."

[ShayP]

Noory kind of bothered me last night. He mentioned he first read Robert monroe's book when he was in his "late teens" but he was around 21 when the book came out. He was only off by a couple years, but it still bothered me for some reason.

Kind of...?    LOL

[PB the Deplorable]

Burbank Parade April 07, 2013
George Noory and producer Tom Danheiser rode in the 32nd annual Burbank on Parade, this past Saturday, April 6, 2013.

It's funny that whenever a new photo of George is posted it's like one of those 'What's wrong with this picture' puzzles.

[coaster]

The only reason I had even listened to Noory is because I had a dispute with the company that gave me cable and internet service. Went a week without either. Quite liberating. The only thing was as I am a night owl, I got bored. After reading every book in the house, I decided to give Noory a chance. It was something to do. I found the guests interesting, albeit hokey. Noory was a disgrace like usual.

[West of the Rockies]

It's funny that whenever a new photo of George is posted it's like one of those 'What's wrong with this picture' puzzles.

I thought the guy next to Noory was maybe Louis Anderson...  You're right though about Noory not belonging.  And yet, there he is, grinning and waving as though he thinks he's somethin' special.  He photobombs every picture he's in.

[ItsOver]

With the mob of fans surrounding Noory and Tommy, poor Jorch probably couldn't break free in time to catch The Hoaxster's appearance just down the road.     Richard C. must be heartbroken.

[UnscreenedCaller]

As soon as I saw that photo of Jorch with his rug and hipster jacket, I had to rush over here, and I was not disappointed.    All I can add is that everyone in the background is wearing a "Who the hell are those two clowns?" look on their faces as Jorch and Tommy rode by. And judging from  the size of the *crowds*, they seem to be one car short of the end of the parade. How fitting.

[PB the Deplorable]

By contrast, here is Tim Conway, Jr ..

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[ItsOver]

I wonder if Conway got Jorch placed in the parade as a practical joke.  Conway probably figured Jorch would show up with Tommy and the crowd would be wondering why some misfit, over-the-hill mobsters were in the parade.  Kind of like Conway doing a  Paper*Boy "Jorch and Tommy" cartoon reality show. 

[ManiacMatt]

At about 4:15 in this video you can see the idiot noory.  He barely waves, just holds up his hand.  He also sits in the seat and can hardly be seen whereas most others, except for the WWII vets, sit on the back of the car so they can be seen and wave to people.  Noory can't even do a parade right.  Just more odd behavior as expected.
Burbank On Parade 2013 - Official Webcast Version

[MV/Liberace!]

When I looked at the photo I wodered why Tommy was sittingin the middle with George scrunched in the corner.  Enlarging it, Tommy IS on his side.  And in the middle

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[WOTR]

At about 4:15 in this video you can see the idiot noory.  He barely waves, just holds up his hand.  He also sits in the seat and can hardly be seen whereas most others, except for the WWII vets, sit on the back of the car so they can be seen and wave to people.  Noory can't even do a parade right.  Just more odd behavior as expected.

That is unreal.  Why bother to show up at all (I have to assume that Pemrat insisted because he looks quite miserable.)  I attended the Stavely 125 anniversary parade last summer (a town of around 1500 people).  The parade was longer with every town, fire department, service club and local resident taking part (every farmer for miles around brought their vintage tractor or truck,) better attended (well over 10 000 people) and had more participants (though no marching bands and only one float.)  Anyhow, the only person who reminded me of Noory (in terms of sitting in the back of a car wishing he were somewhere else) was the local member of Parliament who you just know thought he was too good for such an appearance but had to attend or risk his employment. 


Smiling, tossing candy or shirts  waving and generally pretending that you actually wanted to spend the day at the parade should be a prerequisite for participating.  Sitting in the back of a convertible in your suit and sunglasses while occasionally tossing your hand over the side to acknowledge spectators is a pretty sorry excuse for taking part in a parade.  Has he never watched a parade on television to get some idea of how best to act?  Perhaps he was catching a short nap because he was up doing a great service for his coast family the night before...

[WOTR]

I think I might actually forgive Noory.  I just watched a bit of the parade... did anybody notice that Noories car had a piece of paper with his name TAPED over another name?  Check it out- he was a last minute invitation to fill a car for somebody who could not make it.  I guess I might be a little bitter and insulted if a small town parade asked me last minute because one of their D list celebrities could not show.  It is not often I feel sympathy or pity for George- but...


OUCH!

[NoMoreNoory]

Burbank Parade April 07, 2013
George Noory and producer Tom Danheiser rode in the 32nd annual Burbank on Parade, this past Saturday, April 6, 2013.

I love the hi-tech printout page taped to the side of the car! And they got the title of the show wrong. They obviously thought the AM bit referred to the wavelength, so Coast To Coast AM  on KFI becomes Coast-Coast KFI AM.


The video of the parade is hysterical. Half a big band, bored cheerleaders and swing dancers, two drums and a sousaphone, a miniature horse eating a guy's cloak and an Amish cart that can't travel in a straight line. All that and Joorch and Tommee too. Before a spellbound audience of about seven people and a budgerigar. The capital of the entertainment industry really pulled out the stops, huh? We only managed about 8 minutes of the 38: the excitement was just getting too much!

[Immy]

Did I hear Jorch call the late Annette Funicello a "musketeer"? 

[Doomed]

At about 4:15 in this video you can see the idiot noory.  He barely waves, just holds up his hand. He also sits in the seat and can hardly be seen whereas most others, except for the WWII vets, sit on the back of the car so they can be seen and wave to people.  Noory can't even do a parade right.  Just more odd behavior as expected.
Burbank On Parade 2013 - Official Webcast Version

Yeh...about that. The poor guy who pulled the short straw and had to cart noory and his pet gorilla around in his classic Chevelle convertable, (which is probably worth a few sheckles) had to have drawn the line at those two sitting up on the rear deck. Its like this, would you want Tommys fat ass crushing your roof mechanism and pushing in the sheet metal? Oh hell no! Its bad enough he was in the car at all. He is a nobody and noory aint no prize either!

[VtaGeezer]

...Tommys fat ass crushing your roof mechanism and pushing in the sheet metal?

And it looks to me like the rear springs were bottomed out.

[NoMoreNoory]

'The Soviets never denied that we didn't go [to the moon]'
In attempting to sort out the negatives in that sentence, it seems to me that if the Soviets had denied that Americans didn't go, it would have meant that they believed 'we' did. So if they never denied that, it must mean that the Soviets believe, at least tacitly, that Americans didn't go to the moon. Which would be precisely the opposite of what he was trying to say. Well done, Joorchie boy!


George Noory sucks

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

Yeh...about that. The poor guy who pulled the short straw and had to cart noory and his pet gorilla around in his classic Chevelle convertable, (which is probably worth a few sheckles) had to have drawn the line at those two sitting up on the rear deck. Its like this, would you want Tommys fat ass crushing your roof mechanism and pushing in the sheet metal? Oh hell no! Its bad enough he was in the car at all. He is a nobody and noory aint no prize either!

I was thinking the same thing.  You don't want those guy's fat sweaty pizza encrusted asses on your fragile convertible top.  As far as the value, Noory claimed $20 000 purchase price and 'twice as much' in work done on it.

[Gay]

I think Tommy disproves once and for all that old fashion axiom that black is slimming

[jinwicked]

I think Tommy disproves once and for all that old fashion axiom that black is slimming

black hole: a celestial object that has a gravitational field so strong that light cannot escape it and that is believed to be created especially in the collapse of a very massive star

In this case, the gravitational field mostly attracts cheeseburgers.

[popple]

Check out Jorch's P90X bod in that hot rod!

[ItsOver]

Conway should have put a "Just Married" sign on the back of the Chevelle.  I can just see Jorch asking Tommy "why are folks yelling out congratulations?" 

[ziznak]

I knew Tommy was a big boy but whooooooo dogggie! He's very blimpish in this photo... i guess he sort of bunches up when he's sitting down?

[Gay]

Here's some more pics of the pride parade: