George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[Jojo]

Come on, 21st.  Jorch has passion for many things.

1)  Turkee Sammiches
2)  Don't forget tooomeric.  Lots and lots of tooomeric.
3)  Skipping out early on Friday nights with Tommee for IHOP and blessing listeners with fake umbrella-armed old lady audios and UFO Phil, ad infinitum.
4)  Pestering Hollywood celebs so much, they seek sanctuary in Boston.

I could continue, but we can't accuse Jorch of not having passion for something.  Oh, did I mention his biggest passion?  Sucking!

And he is patriotic...
And passion for that occassional sherry, I mean that nightly vodka, I mean just a glass of red wine once in a while, I mean...

[21st Century Man]

Come on, 21st.  Jorch has passion for many things.

1)  Turkee Sammiches
2)  Don't forget tooomeric.  Lots and lots of tooomeric.
3)  Skipping out early on Friday nights with Tommee for IHOP and blessing listeners with fake umbrella-armed old lady audios and UFO Phil, ad infinitum.
4)  Pestering Hollywood celebs so much, they seek sanctuary in Boston.

I could continue, but we can't accuse Jorch of not having passion for something.  Oh, did I mention his biggest passion?  Sucking!

Points taken!  lol.

[NoMoreNoory]

Joorch to REG:
'Here we are and it's September already. This is the fastest year ever.'
'Sometimes, I can't wait to go to sleep, just to see if I dream.'
'When people have dreams, and they wake up in their wake-up state....'
'Are dreams the product of our brains? Or are we tappeen into sumtheen more etherical [sic]?'

Noory is to suckage as Harvey is to rainfall.

[NoMoreNoory]

'What is the dying process and the other side? What is it all about anyway?'

A profound question that often strikes the listener to C2C in the wee hours.

[NoMoreNoory]

He's flying tonight!

'Who could have come up with sumtheen like that, Rosemary? What a great, novel idea - to have the afterlife.'

[NoMoreNoory]

Then he wonders whether, if tukknology keeps advancing, we'll be able to contact the dead 'in the way we dial someone on our smartphones now?'. And REG agrees with him! They're as bad as each other.

[michio]

Georgie pronounced Nobel as "noble." Forgive him, it's forbidden knowledge.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z7xtshXr5pA

[Dateline]

Norry, Live your passions!

You, are passionate.  Grampers heard the call!  We at "Grampers Pampers" responded.  Don't fret, be passionate about your cause.

"Grampers Pampers" now designed with velcro sides.  Easy on and easy off.

In the heat of passion!  Don't let your "Grampers Pampers"slow you down.  Rip those Grampers off with one easy step. 

Remember, "Grampers Pampers"  your passions are our passions.

[ItsOver]

Joorch to REG:
'Here we are and it's September already. This is the fastest year ever.'
'Sometimes, I can't wait to go to sleep, just to see if I dream.'
'When people have dreams, and they wake up in their wake-up state....'
'Are dreams the product of our brains? Or are we tappeen into sumtheen more etherical [sic]?'

Noory is to suckage as Harvey is to rainfall.

I try not to listen to Jorch.  It's hard to fall asleep at night when you're LYAO at his continuous inane comments.  Jorch, give up being a lounge lizard singing act and failing at being a good show host.  Follow your natural talent of being a complete stooge comedian.  Of course, you'd have to give up your cushy, asleep-at-the-wheel PremRat welfare check but you might realize your dream of becoming a real Hollywood celeb.  Then you can join all the others hiding out from you in Boston. 

[albrecht]

I try not to listen to Jorch.  It's hard to fall asleep at night when you're LYAO at his continuous inane comments.  Jorch, give up being a lounge lizard singing act and failing at being a good show host.  Follow your natural talent of being a complete stooge comedian.  Of course, you'd have to give up your cushy, asleep-at-the-wheel PremRat welfare check but you might realize your dream of becoming a real Hollywood celeb.  Then you can join all the others hiding out from you in Boston. 

Norry frequently brags about reaching goals and his achieving them by hard-work and going with what the gut tells him, having a positive attitude (except to "haterz" and "rat-eaters,") etc. His new personal goal:

"Celeb By Feb!"

[Morgus]

What did Noory do with the planned second half of the show guests last night?
At the last minute it appears he substituted Rosemary Ellen Guiley the dream expert instead.
Bummer for those who sat thru the first 2 hours waiting for the UFO abductee guests...

[Dateline]

What did Noory do with the planned second half of the show guests last night?
At the last minute it appears he substituted Rosemary Ellen Guiley the dream expert instead.
Bummer for those who sat thru the first 2 hours waiting for the UFO abductee guests...

Did the guest get abducted and land in Boston? 

There is an old song, "Please Come to Boston" by Kenny Loggins.  I hear that song in my head everytime a guest disappears.

[Icy Nothing]

I stumbled on this video clip by accident.  Has anybody ever heard Snoory mention this place before?  I thought he took his meals at the gas station.  Notice all the empty tables...Jorch must reserve them all so people won't come over and bother him while he's trying to eat.

https://youtu.be/oElu1hEiyao?t=14m21s

[ItsOver]

Norry frequently brags about reaching goals and his achieving them by hard-work and going with what the gut tells him, having a positive attitude (except to "haterz" and "rat-eaters,") etc. His new personal goal:

"Celeb By Feb!"

Ha, ha, ha... "Celeb by Feb!"  Come on, Jorch, hang it up at C2C, and reach for the stars!

[ItsOver]

Did the guest get abducted and land in Boston? 

There is an old song, "Please Come to Boston" by Kenny Loggins.  I hear that song in my head everytime a guest disappears.

Ha!  Same thought.

[albrecht]

Did the guest get abducted and land in Boston? 

There is an old song, "Please Come to Boston" by Kenny Loggins.  I hear that song in my head everytime a guest disappears.

Actually and recorded by his cousin David Allen Loggins! But, in an odd twist of fate, most popular version was sung by David Allan Coe. There are no such things as synchronicity.

"Celeb By Feb!!"

[PB the Deplorable]

Norry frequently brags about reaching goals and his achieving them by hard-work and going with what the gut tells him...

George's secret is setting the bar very low

[Uncle Duke]

I guess I'll give LA Marzulli a listen on Coast tonight.  He is always entertaining. 

Listened to this latest Marzulli appearance today, noted something I've missed previously during his introductions.  LA has an "honorary Doctorate from the Pacific International University".  Disappointing this self proclaimed born-again type is hyping being honored by one of most discredited universities in the country.  The Christian school sold degrees for years despite not being accredited.  There have been a couple C2C guests who use the title "Dr" with degrees from PIU, but can't remember who they were. 

Far more interesting than Marzilla's usual drivel was the second half guest, a medical doctor who has coauthored a book postulating Jack the Ripper was actually Sir Arthur Conan Doyle.  Sadly, the guy was interviewed by George who asked basically the same five or six questions multiple times.  The guest would be a great interview by Knapp, or even better, Ian Punnett.

[21st Century Man]

Listened to this latest Marzulli appearance today, noted something I've missed previously during his introductions.  LA has an "honorary Doctorate from the Pacific International University".  Disappointing this self proclaimed born-again type is hyping being honored by one of most discredited universities in the country.  The Christian school sold degrees for years despite not being accredited.  There have been a couple C2C guests who use the title "Dr" with degrees from PIU, but can't remember who they were. 

Far more interesting than Marzilla's usual drivel was the second half guest, a medical doctor who has coauthored a book postulating Jack the Ripper was actually Sir Arthur Conan Doyle.  Sadly, the guy was interviewed by George who asked basically the same five or six questions multiple times.  The guest would be a great interview by Knapp, or even better, Ian Punnett.

I didn't care to hear that about P.I.U. either.  I didn't stick around for the second guest because I thought the theory was preposterous and just another clown trying to capitalize on the Ripper name and sell books.  Doyle the Ripper!  What a load of bunk! If I was in charge of the Doyle estate, I'd sue.

[albrecht]

I didn't care to hear that about P.I.U. either.  I didn't stick around for the second guest because I thought the theory was preposterous and just another clown trying to capitalize on the Ripper name and sell books.  Doyle the Ripper!  What a load of bunk! If I was in charge of the Doyle estate, I'd sue.

I listened but not attentively, it was a Norry night, I disagree though I actually might relisten since I had it on in the background and didn't pay much attention.. The guy made some interesting points, some ad hominem (like going to play cricket and pubs with his team on his honeymoon and sending his wife to his mom, and have stuff 'on the side', having a bad childhood, fights, etc) and cultural judgements about the day. But some interesting theories in some of his stories and life, like red-scarf as make-shift light minimizing (hunters, sailors, military etc do this due to wave-length and less likely seen from a distance) and he wrote/did that and claim that Jack wore one- how could Jack conduct such uh-em "surgeries" in low-light and then so quickly- cover the lamp with a red scarf ("muffler"?) And a couple of other interesting things. Not sure I buy it but was a decent show- much better if done by Ian.

[21st Century Man]

I listened but not attentively, it was a Norry night, I disagree though I actually might relisten since I had it on in the background and didn't pay much attention.. The guy made some interesting points, some ad hominem (like going to play cricket and pubs with his team on his honeymoon and sending his wife to his mom, and have stuff 'on the side', having a bad childhood, fights, etc) and cultural judgements about the day. But some interesting theories in some of his stories and life, like red-scarf as make-shift light minimizing (hunters, sailors, military etc do this due to wave-length and less likely seen from a distance) and he wrote/did that and claim that Jack wore one- how could Jack conduct such uh-em "surgeries" in low-light and then so quickly- cover the lamp with a red scarf ("muffler"?) And a couple of other interesting things. Not sure I buy it but was a decent show- much better if done by Ian.

My bs meter was going crazy. I guess my intuition could be wrong but something smelled fishy about it.  No loss anyway with Noory hosting.  Schrader might be interviewing the guy for a true crime podcast.  If so, I might check it out.

[albrecht]

My bs meter was going crazy. I guess my intuition could be wrong but something smelled fishy about it.  No loss anyway with Noory hosting.  Schrader might be interviewing the guy for a true crime podcast.  If so, I might check it out.

A few years back (maybe a guest?) there was a theory that Doyle helped SOLVE the Jack the Ripper case with the guy he, supposedly, based Sherlock on (his mentor Dr. Bell.) I just like a good yarn and theory.

I think he claimed that there weren't any Doyles left in the line? In an event a dead person cannot be defamed (in most States and the UK, though here in TX, apparently, one can! I did not know this. Apparently the libel definition includes: ""tend to blacken the memory of the dead" though I haven't heard of any cases but might be interesting to look up- especially with on the LBJ/JFK etc theories that are bandied about! And what is more funny is it would appear, from that limited "blacken" to libel, only that one could slander the dead- "that damn son of bitch was a horse thieving liar"- and be ok, but just don't print it!?)

ps: "Celeb By Feb!"
pps: GNS

[Uncle Duke]

A few years back (maybe a guest?) there was a theory that Doyle helped SOLVE the Jack the Ripper case with the guy he, supposedly, based Sherlock on (his mentor Dr. Bell.) I just like a good yarn and theory.

I think he claimed that there weren't any Doyles left in the line? In an event a dead person cannot be defamed (in most States and the UK, though here in TX, apparently, one can! I did not know this. Apparently the libel definition includes: ""tend to blacken the memory of the dead" though I haven't heard of any cases but might be interesting to look up- especially with on the LBJ/JFK etc theories that are bandied about! And what is more funny is it would appear, from that limited "blacken" to libel, only that one could slander the dead- "that damn son of bitch was a horse thieving liar"- and be ok, but just don't print it!?)

ps: "Celeb By Feb!"
pps: GNS

I'm not a Doyle devotee, nor do I know a great deal about the Ripper.  One thing I do find of interest is the book the guest coauthored (with a father, also a medical doctor) is apparently a work of fiction.  According to Amazon, the book recreates a tour of the Ripper murder scenes with Doyle acting as a "guide".  It is within the framework of that tour the authors make their case against Doyle.

A number of C2C guests put forward their ideas/conspiracies in works of fiction.  In my opinion, this is often done to pass off their shoddy, third rate research in novels, as opposed to nonfiction works.  By using the novel format, they are able to avoid those pesky footnotes and references to support their inferences and unsubstantiated theories. If this guest is to be believed, however, they have put together an impressive bibliography that supports their claims.  If my local library has the book, I'll give it a read and give an opinion here.

[CronkitesGhost]

Why the fascination with Jack the Ripper - we've had many many serial killers since that get mostly forgotten pretty fast. The nickname is part of it, and Victorian England for whatever reason intrigues people more than many other eras. Oh and he killed prostitutes, sex angle always helps.

[Chocolate coated jackboot]

can somebody explain to me how the whole starchild skull thing isn't grave robbing?

[Jojo]

George's secret is setting the bar very low

Bunting too much sucks.

[Dateline]

It does suck!  It sucks even more when you bunt and it always is a foul ball.

[Jojo]

I didn't listen
Quite as well as I should have
And maybe I didn't treat the first half
Quite as well as I should have.
If I made the show feel second best
I'm sorry I was deaf.

It was always on my mind,
It was always on my mind.

And maybe I didn't pay Insider
All those late billing times
I guess I never told you
I'm so happy I didn't have to sign
'Cause radio is free for everyone
I just didn't take the time.

It was always on my mind,
It was always on my mind.

Tell me, tell me that your late night show hasn't died
And give me, give me one more chance to get Insider satisfied
I'll keep that recurring billing satisfied.

Resting my hands
To be nimble for earbuds,
I just never took the time.
It was always on my mind, it was always on my mind.
It was always on my mind, it was always on my mind.

There must be a ton of wonderful songs that Willie Nelson sings, but the lyrics to "Always On My Mind" disgust me.  What kind of guy publically deems, for all time, his spouse to have been a doormat!  And what kind of man starts an apology with, "If I..."

To be fair, Bellgabbers have declared Art's interview with Willie Nelson to have been one of the best interviews of all time.  It probably was.  But... who starts an apology with "If"!

Oh yeah, like
- IF i stole your car, I'm sorry
- IF i threw sand in your face, I'm sorry
- IF i made you feel bad, I'm sorry
- IF i am so gloriously important that I made you feel like a doormat, I won't bother to ask how you feel, I'll just deign to assume you must be disatisfied, and I will add to that dissatisfaction by publically declaring you a doormat for all time.  This is all about me and my regrets and self-remorse, not about using my God-given emotion to propel me to do better in the future as in win-some-lose-some-better-luck-next-time but no, I won't use my regrets for self-improvement of self-forgiveness the way God intended.  No, I will publically inflict my regrets onto you in the form of PRESUMING to the nation how awful I assume YOU must have felt, because I'm so great and I treated you so bad.  What a low priority you were.  Let's just remove all doubt and tell the whole world.  Only lesser people like you put up with such mistreatment, so therefore I must be better than you, so see, I'm not so bad.  Even with my regrets

IFI neglected you.  IF, IF, IF I neglected you.  Only IF.  I'm not admitting any guilt, because you obviously are a doormat who does not deserve a proper apology or accountability.   And I'm not really admitting anything even to myself!  Because I can't really face the pain of the lack of reward in our relationship.  If I did man up, then I'd have to actually ask you how you really feel.  Even though my mass-produced lyrics reach to the end of the earth and I really  could ask you how you feel, I would rather wallow in regret and be insulting, presumptous, and issue directives.  Besides, by demeaning you publically and presuming how you feel, and telling you what to say and how to feel, then I won't face disappointment if you don't come back.  Because I didn't really try.  Again. 

I look forward to finding other songs sung by Nelson, because I'm sure they are great.  And I know he has persevered through many obstacles.   But does he sound a little like George Bush Senior???

GNS for playing a useless, pompous, presumptuous public-shaming song.

[Jackstar]

What kind of guy publically deems, for all time, his spouse to have been a doormat!

The subtext here, is that it is a ballad about remorse.

IFI neglected you.  IF, IF, IF I neglected you.  Only IF.

The repetitive use of the word IF can be seen as a use of irony--and further, causes the sentiments to remain timeless.

Because I didn't really try.  Again. 

I think that's a different ballad.

GNS for playing a useless, pompous, presumptuous public-shaming song.

I'll wholly believe in 19 magical boxcutters before I believe that George Noory picks his own music. That guy couldn't pick his own socks.

[ItsOver]

Bunting too much sucks.

Or dropping the ball, under-throwing a player, etc.  Jorch may actually be better at playing baseball than broadcasting, which isn't saying much.