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George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

Started by MV/Liberace!, April 06, 2008, 12:23:02 AM

Can Noory pronounce anything correctly?

No
No

NoMoreNoory

Quote from: CronkitesGhost on July 12, 2017, 08:05:55 PM
Hahaha this is what I listen for when I do listen. The obtuse inappropriate rejoinder, Jorch is the master. There are two causes for the Noory Rejoinder, one is he is a moron and the other is he is barely listening to what the guest is saying, too busy daydreaming about turkee sammiches and whatever else stupid people daydream about.

I think it just demonstrates his lack of understanding of the English language. I think he means 'Very sobering', or something similar, and simply doesn't know that poignant means something completely different not appropriate to Bloom's observations. He's done it many other times: recently talking about making something his 'personal pilgrimage' when what he means is a 'campaign', 'mission', crusade, etc.
I think it speaks of a man who doesn't read.


I need Connie Willis or maybe even Linda Moulton Howe's help with this, my dearly departed dog didn't cross over and somehow his soul has been trapped in a scrap piece of wood.



NoMoreNoory

Quote from: Kidnostad3 on July 12, 2017, 08:48:54 PM
I'm betting all his books have been ghost written.  He has neither the intellect nor the attention span to write a book.

See my review of Night Talk, posted earlier. Definitely all Joorch's work, although you're absolutely right about the intellect and the attention......Oh! Look! A squirrel!!

Quote from: NoMoreNoory on July 12, 2017, 08:38:11 PM
... Did his father play no part in Joorch's life beyond killing his hamsters and trying to force him into dentistry?

Pa Noory used to take young George (NOT named for his mother Georgette, dammit!) to the local coffee shops, where the men would discuss the politics of the old country.  It's where the Snorge got his uh-maze-een insight into the Middle East (you know, the pyramids of Gaza, and all that).

GravitySucks

Quote from: CronkitesGhost on July 12, 2017, 09:00:53 PM
I need Connie Willis or maybe even Linda Moulton Howe's help with this, my dearly departed dog didn't cross over and somehow his soul has been trapped in a scrap piece of wood.



No, it's knot.

NoMoreNoory

Oh, ye gods! Joorch is very excited because he met Jay Leno who was filling in for Tim Conway. Leno has 'committed' to being on Coast, says Joorch.
I hear Boston's very nice this time of year, Jay.

zeebo

Quote from: NoMoreNoory on July 12, 2017, 08:59:42 PM
I think it just demonstrates his lack of understanding of the English language. I think he means 'Very sobering', or something similar...

I think he meant to say "pointy", as in someone who makes good points.

NoMoreNoory

"We used to have monologue tape."  :o :o :o

Thank God we live in the dialogue age.


ShayP


ShayP

I don't even know who the hell the guest is.  Looking...NOW!

ShayP

Quote from: ShayP on July 12, 2017, 10:49:16 PM
I don't even know who the hell the guest is.  Looking...NOW!

Oh.  :-\  It's John David Oates.  :P


ShayP

Did Noory mention his dinner event?  Lunch...or whatever it was?  I checked out the restaurant online.  Meh. :-\   It was adjacent to a liquor store so George could just grab what he needed right after the meal.  ;)

ShayP

I wonder who picks the Frank Zappa bumper.  Sure as hell ain't Noory.

CozyRozie

Quote from: ShayP on July 12, 2017, 10:37:30 PM
WTF?  Huh!?  ;D

ShayP, I like to buy a pound of the stuff you are on ;)

(this has nothing to do with your posts) lol lol



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from Mr.Rogers to this, ....right .............. LOL !!

NoMoreNoory

Presumably if we listen to this interview in reverse, we would be hearing Oates saying 'Can you believe these idiots are buying this bullshit?' And Noory saying 'Can you believe I'm still in a job?'

CozyRozie

Quote from: NoMoreNoory on July 12, 2017, 11:04:36 PM
Presumably if we listen to this interview in reverse, we would be hearing Oates saying 'Can you believe these idiots are buying this bullshit?' And Noory saying 'Can you believe I'm still in a job?'

OR ?
We might hear... - "Art Bell said that I got it"

albrecht

a new one from the other night in keeping with making nicknames:
"We have Mary in Spokane..." "go ahead Mare." "Thank you for serving but you go ahead" Then cut off. "That's nice of her." And then calling guest "Scotty, and that is an interesting twist."

CozyRozie

Quote from: albrecht on July 12, 2017, 11:07:07 PM
a new one from the other night in keeping with making nicknames:
"We have Mary in Spokane..." "go ahead Mare." "Thank you for serving but you go ahead" Then cut off. "That's nice of her." And then calling guest "Scotty, and that is an interesting twist."

Noory is trying to be hip and you guys just don't get it...

ShayP

Quote from: th'ONE on July 12, 2017, 11:03:36 PM
ShayP, I like to buy a pound of the stuff you are on ;)

(this has nothing to do with your posts) lol lol



***
from Mr.Rogers to this, ....right .............. LOL !!

LOL!  Mr. Rogers is always with me and will be back.   ;)

CozyRozie

Quote from: ShayP on July 12, 2017, 11:17:41 PM
LOL!  Mr. Rogers is always with me and will be back.   ;)

lol,
take your time, act out those juvenile tendencies.. haha ha

Quote from: zeebo on July 12, 2017, 03:08:28 PM
And zombie baby clown dolls are the worst.
=================================
'Allo!
With you blatedly am i again.
takeing time occasionally from other matters.
not well.
noted Mr.Norry-san has some fear of dolls.
Think i he was exposed to episodes of radio as an cid that used the story/anecdote from Wm.Seabrook expose,"Witch-craft in the world to-day"about bewitching attempt useing life-sised mannicin..
"B_B"
PS:No Logo:
"[7VF]"

ShayP

Quote from: th'ONE on July 12, 2017, 11:19:41 PM
lol,
take your time, act out those juvenile tendencies.. haha ha

I have to stay young some how!  ;)

CozyRozie

With the reverse speech topic that Noory is doing tonight,
wasn't there a same topic show Art did years ago ( I think with guy from Australia) and there was a very strange audio recording that in reverse speech Art said something very nasty about Ramona -it had to do with her death. {..something like, "kill the bitch" or "the bitch will die"} I'm not sure about the exact quote.

I heard it twice, once after the original show, second time around 2 years ago, but can't find it on the Youtube any more.

ShayP

Ya know...when I see a Beelzebubbelah post I feel all is right with BellGab.  We may not have crossed paths many times, but, I dig it.  Cheers!  8)

ShayP

I bet I could convince Noory that hot dogs have bones.  I've done it to people before. 

CozyRozie

Quote from: ShayP on July 12, 2017, 11:29:07 PM
Ya know...when I see a Beelzebubbelah post I feel all is right with BellGab.  We may not have crossed paths many times, but, I dig it.  Cheers!  8)

you might also "enjoy" his thing he posted as a Harrrd Russian, in Art Bell thread

CozyRozie

Quote from: ShayP on July 12, 2017, 11:31:16 PM
I bet I could convince Noory that hot dogs have bones.  I've done it to people before.

...to girls & women ??

ShayP

Quote from: th'ONE on July 12, 2017, 11:33:08 PM
you might also "enjoy" his thing he posted as a Harrrd Russian, in Art Bell thread

Noooo.....he is not Harrrd Russian. 

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