George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[NoMoreNoory]

Highly unlikely.  If Jorch is still alive in 2046, he will have full blown dementia mumbling all the time.  "Turkey sammich, rats, I interviewed Jimmy Hoffa,  Pat Boone and Casey Kasem were buddies of mine, pizza rolls, absolutely."

So nothing will have changed, then 

It's more than unlikely: Noory would be in his mid-nineties. Clearly a light-hearted comment by Zap, and a proper broadcaster would have laughed it off or deflected it. Not Noory. His absurd ego has to validate the possibility.

[Here We Go Again]

Can you believe they've fucking booked Oates and his reverse speech bollocks for later this week?

It must be George Noory at "work" [in quotes] for Premiere Networks. That reverse speech is pure illogical bunk and only imbeciles, idiots, morons, George Noory, George Noory's fans and others of that bent would give it a shred of credibility.

Wasn't Oates that guy years back that I heard made up those terrible accusations against Art Bell based on his baloney? That was bad enough. But for Noory to allow such back on air is another example of how low the program has fallen. With no signs things will get any better.

[nooryisawesome]

With Iheart failing, C2C is probably just trying to stir up ratings. Trying to restart decades old controversy probably won't do much.

[PB the Deplorable]

Highly unlikely.  If Jorch is still alive in 2046, he will have full blown dementia mumbling all the time.  "Turkey sammich, rats, I interviewed Jimmy Hoffa,  Pat Boone and Casey Kasem were buddies of mine, pizza rolls, absolutely."

The Snorge has the exact same list of phrases he uses as responses to comments, the same verbal tics, that he had back before I stopped listening.  I don't know why they don't have him stuffed and displayed in the lobby, and have Tommy just use a Noory soundboard during the show.

[PB the Deplorable]

It doesn't get better for our "celebrity" guest George Noory in this one spectator's cell-phone clip. Being identified as "George Noory, the producer for KFI AM 640" (or whoever he is). Yes, George, great to know how "famous" you are in even the Los Angeles area....

Noory enters the scene at 5:50. Hear the misinformed man on the cell phone misinform others as Noory speaks: "Listen to the producer of KFI." Um, dude, that is not who George Noory is, as far as we know, but let it not be me who corrects you should you be right and I am wrong.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OT1o_XYLAiM

Tommee's side of the car doesn't even have the taped on sign

[Dateline]

Underneath the taped on sign was the following:  "The Big Bad Wolf."  Since it was a children's parade, too, the parade organizers decided to go with a kinder and gentler, wolf, a la Norry.

[Dateline]

If they both would have sat on the back of the red car, Burbank would have gone up in flames.  The back end of the car was dragging and causing sparks, and oooops there is a gas tank in the back ready to ignite.  The weight had to be more safely distributed.

[albrecht]

Obviously no sane person would pay for it but I wonder if anybody in the area shows up to the "Great Greek" restaurant to see Norry and Fitts and whoever is weird enough to buy tickets to the dinner. It is tonight. I assume it is a public restaurant so someone could go and get some Greek food and observe? Or does iHate, Inc think so many people show up that the restaurant is closed for a "private function" on Norry Dinner Night? Sort of curious who would buy tickets to that and if they must stick with tap-water while Norry swills wine?

[Here We Go Again]

So painful. Shooper! And how appropriate that Joorch and Tommee have a pile of horseshit behind them.

Yes, good to see you caught that as well. Watch as the lead procession of horses "kicks off" the event by dropping piles of manure just above the yellow line in the street. Then that "Zorro" -- or whoever that is supposed to be -- arrives, and the mount also pauses to "relive itself" right in the path of the proceeding parade cars.

First, that antique Lincoln drop-top limo thing drives right over "the piles." Then comes Noory and Danheiser in the Chevy Chevelle SS 396 convertible. With the horse manure -- perhaps fittingly -- on the "Coast To Coast AM" senior producer's left flank. Too good!

Yes, Noory. Nothing like a ride over horse sh*t to make a statement. Perhaps life imitating art? Nothing like no one involved in the parade event thinking to "remove the offending material" from the roadway before others follow. I am surprised one of those guys in those golf carts doesn't make haste to "scoop up the poop" -- um, organizers, did you ever think that if you lead with horses, they may just defecate as they are well known to do and some plan to "clean up after them" might be needed?

Laugh-out-loud. First comes horse manure. Then comes Noory and Danheiser. You do the math, all.

[Here We Go Again]

Obviously no sane person would pay for it but I wonder if anybody in the area shows up to the "Great Greek" restaurant to see Norry and Fitts and whoever is weird enough to buy tickets to the dinner. It is tonight. I assume it is a public restaurant so someone could go and get some Greek food and observe? Or does iHate, Inc think so many people show up that the restaurant is closed for a "private function" on Norry Dinner Night? Sort of curious who would buy tickets to that and if they must stick with tap-water while Norry swills wine?

I suspect that the "Lunch With George" is some ego trip that Noory is on. To try and show REAL celebrities that dine there that he is also a "celebrity" himself by having "fans" pay money just to be around him. I am sure Noory embarrasses himself at every turn by trying to hang out where such REAL celebrities hang out. Then harassing them with pleas to "be on his [great] show," trying to have photos of them "together" to post on the "Coast" website, or just generally acting like an obsessed fan.

And even the "Coast" website doesn't get the name of the restaurant correct. It's not the "Great Greek," but "The Great Greek." That "The" is an integral part of its name. Noory shows his unerring accuracy once again! 

Recall some examples we have heard over the years. After the actor James Gandolfini's death, we heard Noory describe how he once went up to him and his family as they were no doubt trying to enjoy a quiet dinner night out -- and offered to pay the table's bill. My word, Noory, how dare you insult such as him. Like he is some pauper that can't pay his guest check? I bet the actor thought: "F*ck this loser!" Like you feel you have the right to impose yourself on him and disturb his peace?

Hey Noory, that James Gandolfini perhaps made more money in one week than you do in an entire year. LEAVE THOSE PEOPLE ALONE! They live very secluded lives for a reason -- they are fed up with obsessed fans. Don't act like one. Let them go out in public like anyone else.

Recall how Noory always talked of "running into" celebrities in public places and eateries. Like he travels in their same circles. I bet that was literal. "Running into them" and daring to address them as an equal himself. Recall that one New Years Eve program when Noory claimed a few hours before he "ran into" the actor Ashton Kutcher and his then girlfriend, some famous actress he was with at the time.

Of course, Noory has Tom Danheiser along to do "his dirty work." Noory stated on air that he asked Danheiser: "Did you go up to him and ask him if he wants to be on the program?," Noory stated. But Danheiser, no doubt wiser in the ways of address Hollywood celebrities, replied to the effect: "Um, George. That is not the time or place for that."

Exactly. Noory. Let me explain something you have failed to grasp in all your years in Los Angeles: These people have agents. Any contacts, bookings or inquiries go to the celebrity's agent. You DO NOT make any contact or inquiries with them in any public setting. Anything and everything goes through an agent. Quit bothering them with your nonsense. If you request some booking on some show or anything like that, contact these people's agents and that is that.

I at least give credit to Danheiser for knowing better than to impose himself on such celebrities. Noory could have and should have learned that -- but no doubt, we'll hear more tales of who Noory "ran into" on the program in the future.   
   

[ItsOver]

I suspect that the "Lunch With George" is some ego trip that Noory is on. To try and show REAL celebrities that dine there that he is also a "celebrity" himself by having "fans" pay money just to be around him. I am sure Noory embarrasses himself at every turn by trying to hang out where such REAL celebrities hang out. Then harassing them with pleas to "be on his [great] show," trying to have photos of them "together" to post on the "Coast" website, or just generally acting like an obsessed fan...

   

I guess that last minute trip to Boston must have turned into another residence for Mel.  Good thing they banned phone service there so Jorch can't reach him.  

[ItsOver]

Obviously no sane person would pay for it but I wonder if anybody in the area shows up to the "Great Greek" restaurant to see Norry and Fitts and whoever is weird enough to buy tickets to the dinner. It is tonight. I assume it is a public restaurant so someone could go and get some Greek food and observe? Or does iHate, Inc think so many people show up that the restaurant is closed for a "private function" on Norry Dinner Night? Sort of curious who would buy tickets to that and if they must stick with tap-water while Norry swills wine?

He, he, he.  Yes, it's tap-water time, once again.

[Here We Go Again]

He, he, he.  Yes, it's tap-water time, once again.

And George Noory, I am sure you don't intend to drive after ingesting any alcohol? Leaving the above-pictured scene? Is that grape juice? Or is it wine. Which has a high alcohol content. In any event, I am sure you are only "buzzed" and not intoxicated? Like the fictional character Greg Nowell -- or whoever -- in the novel "Night Talk" that drinks wine after each show and no doubt doesn't get behind the wheel of a black, Lincoln Navigator leaving the studio? Or whatever?

Don't fret. Perhaps George Noory feels himself "too powerful" to have some mere patrolman in Los Angeles cite him for DWI. How he forgets even Jim Irsay, a billionaire who owns the NFL Colts, got arrested for DWI in Indianapolis one night years ago.

"We support law enforcement on this program," Noory will say out one side of his mouth. Then announce he has "the highest prisoner listenership of any talk-radio program." With his "Hi, Guys" shout out to convicted felons who have harmed the innocent and are lying sociopaths. Then "support" them by talking how "some" in prison did what they did. "Some?" That means the majority were cheated by law enforcement and the courts?

"Railroaded," Noory likes to claim about the sicko felons he supports. Which means he is NOT on the side of law enforcement. By the way, I like the way Noory praises that Cornelius caller -- who admitted he is a convicted felon -- and not saying a thing when that guy talks of being some guns and bullets guy. Which convicted felons aren't legally allowed to have.

If so, that puts a convicted felon at odds with law enforcement. But Noory is such a coward, he refuses to take a stand either way and thinks siding with both makes him credible. What a loser on a world-class stage. I hope Premiere Networks is proud of its stance for supporting convicted felons, who have been supposedly cheated, framed or set up by the "system" and seems to care less these persons were justly convicted and left innocent victims in their wake.

[PB the Deplorable]

I suspect that the "Lunch With George" is some ego trip that Noory is on. To try and show REAL celebrities that dine there that he is also a "celebrity" himself by having "fans" pay money just to be around him. I am sure Noory embarrasses himself at every turn by trying to hang out where such REAL celebrities hang out...

Imagine being with the Snorge on a ''Lunch With George'' event, and a real celebrity passes by.  George would drop everything, run over to them and start fawning and drooling.  He wouldn't be embarrassed, but those at the lunch event with him would

[PB the Deplorable]

... Of course, Noory has Tom Danheiser along to do "his dirty work." Noory stated on air that he asked Danheiser: "Did you go up to him and ask him if he wants to be on the program?," Noory stated. But Danheiser, no doubt wiser in the ways of address Hollywood celebrities, replied to the effect: "Um, George. That is not the time or place for that."


... I at least give credit to Danheiser for knowing better than to impose himself on such celebrities. Noory could have and should have learned that -- but no doubt, we'll hear more tales of who Noory "ran into" on the program in the future.   

Tommy is the one I would like to meet and talk to.  I practically begged Falkie to interview Tommy when he was planning his Noory interview.  He ignored that of course, along with all the suggested questions for George I sent him.  He didn't plan, decided to lazily wing it (of course), and that awful waste of an interview is the result.

[NoMoreNoory]

I caught only the briefest part of Jonathan Maberry last night. Enough to hear Noory ask "Are there zombie babies?" Mean zombie babies.
Then we got "Is Chucky a zombie?" "Have you heard of Robert the doll?" and "I don't like clowns." Zzzzzz......

[PB the Deplorable]

I caught only the briefest part of Jonathan Maberry last night. Enough to hear Noory ask "Are there zombie babies?" Mean zombie babies.
Then we got "Is Chucky a zombie?" "Have you heard of Robert the doll?" and "I don't like clowns." Zzzzzz......

George was a lazy baby

[PB the Deplorable]

[Dateline]

Why do I keep getting this ad:  B&B for Gay locals, For your next Gaycation.

[Dateline]

He, he, he.  Yes, it's tap-water time, once again.

That was just the beginning.  It was known as Tap & Rap with Norry.  Tap water and rap/talk time at the bistro on the corner.

[ItsOver]

I caught only the briefest part of Jonathan Maberry last night. Enough to hear Noory ask "Are there zombie babies?" Mean zombie babies.
Then we got "Is Chucky a zombie?" "Have you heard of Robert the doll?" and "I don't like clowns." Zzzzzz......

Ha, ha, ha... "Is Chucky a zombie?"  Hey, Jorch, are yeeewww a zombie?  Would yeeewww be a mean zombie?

[zeebo]

I caught only the briefest part of Jonathan Maberry last night. Enough to hear Noory ask "Are there zombie babies?" Mean zombie babies.
Then we got "Is Chucky a zombie?" "Have you heard of Robert the doll?" and "I don't like clowns." Zzzzzz......

And zombie baby clown dolls are the worst.

[ItsOver]

And zombie baby clown dolls are the worst.

Jorch's worst nightmare. 

[21st Century Man]

Why do I keep getting this ad:  B&B for Gay locals, For your next Gaycation.

You must be visiting some questionable porn sites.

[ItsOver]

Up tonight with Jorch.

Hypnotherapist and trainer, David John Oates has developed a technology known as "reverse speech" which he claims gives new understandings of language and the human mind. He'll discuss recently declassified CIA documents on reverse speech, and will feature samples of this technology.

I'll bet Art is thrilled.

[NoMoreNoory]

Up tonight with Jorch.

Hypnotherapist and trainer, David John Oates has developed a technology known as "reverse speech" which he claims gives new understandings of language and the human mind. He'll discuss recently declassified CIA documents on reverse speech, and will feature samples of this technology.

I'll bet Art is thrilled.

Lleh gnikcuf!

[Kidnostad3]

In hour 1 of the 7/10/17 show at 6:05, after Howard Bloom had been dramatically holding forth on the prospect of N. Korea having a fractional orbit nuclear device and the dangers of any action against Kim Jong-un triggering WW III, Bloom concluded with "very scary stuff" to which Jorch replied:  "I love your perspectives Howard.  Very poignant." 

WTF?  I don't remember ever hearing Howard Bloom say anything that I would consider poignant and I have a pornographic memory? 

[CronkitesGhost]

In hour 1 of the 7/10/17 show at 6:05, after Howard Bloom had been dramatically holding forth on the prospect of N. Korea having a fractional orbit nuclear device and the dangers of any action against Kim Jong-un triggering WW III, Bloom concluded with "very scary stuff" to which Jorch replied:  "I love your perspectives Howard.  Very poignant." 

Hahaha this is what I listen for when I do listen. The obtuse inappropriate rejoinder, Jorch is the master. There are two causes for the Noory Rejoinder, one is he is a moron and the other is he is barely listening to what the guest is saying, too busy daydreaming about turkee sammiches and whatever else stupid people daydream about.

[NoMoreNoory]

Here's a thing. I know we've touched on this many times before, but it struck me anew, so...

Last year Joorch brings out Night Talk, and dedicates it:
FOR MY MOTHER, GEORGETTE, WHO STARTED IT ALL!

Not, 'To my parents, who started it all'
Not, 'To my mother...and in memory of my father...'
Just his mom, who appears to have engaged in some weird act of parthenogenesis.

This year, it's Mad As Hell, and the dedication is:
I dedicate this book to my mother, Georgette, who has helped shape and guide me all my life, and to my amazing children, Wendy, Kristina and Jonathan, who made parenting look easy!

Two books dedicated to mommy, and still no mention of his dad, who presumably did no shaping and guiding. Given the endless wallow in self-pity he indulged in when his father died - weeks of guests and callers offering condolences and Joorch bringing it up at every opportunity - this seems like an odd, and surely deliberate, omission. Did his father play no part in Joorch's life beyond killing his hamsters and trying to force him into dentistry?

[Kidnostad3]

Here's a thing. I know we've touched on this many times before, but it struck me anew, so...

Last year Joorch brings out Night Talk, and dedicates it:
FOR MY MOTHER, GEORGETTE, WHO STARTED IT ALL!

Not, 'To my parents, who started it all'
Not, 'To my mother...and in memory of my father...'
Just his mom, who appears to have engaged in some weird act of parthenogenesis.

This year, it's Mad As Hell, and the dedication is:
I dedicate this book to my mother, Georgette, who has helped shape and guide me all my life, and to my amazing children, Wendy, Kristina and Jonathan, who made parenting look easy!

Two books dedicated to mommy, and still no mention of his dad, who presumably did no shaping and guiding. Given the endless wallow in self-pity he indulged in when his father died - weeks of guests and callers offering condolences and Joorch bringing it up at every opportunity - this seems like an odd, and surely deliberate, omission. Did his father play no part in Joorch's life beyond killing his hamsters and trying to force him into dentistry?

I'm betting all his books have been ghost written.  He has neither the intellect nor the attention span to write a book.