George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[CozyRozie]

Fuck Senda.  Sick of seeing things about him.  I pity his followers and quite frankly anybody who gives him attention.  Oh well.  Such is life.  It's okay.  We all make bad choices.  God bless the internet!  Wooooo!!!

LOL,
very strong opinion.. ha hahaha

[ShayP]

before Noory had restaurant I believe he was raising horses, and after he caused all his horses to die,
so he froze them and quickly open the restaurant and served horse meat in it..to recover his investment in them.
Guy has no scruples.

Horse meat ain't half bad.   

[ShayP]

I would happily pay George $100 and buy him lunch if I could sit and ask him questions while he's eating.  Nothing rude, I'd ask to tell the story of the time he first discovered the George Noory Sucks Thread, and what his friends and family think and say about it.  What he does during the day.  Get his philosophy of hosting the show in his own words and why he doesn't change in response to people's complaints.  More background on the various personal stories he's told, and maybe some new ones.  That sort of thing.

I'd also do the same with Tommy - what does he think about George, about the same complaints people have been making for years, how much he listens to the show when screening calls and all the nooryisms, what he does away from work, what he and Noory do together on the weekends, etc.

Come on you guys, let me know when you're going to be in Oakland, Berkeley, San Francisco, we'll do Thai.

LOL! Yes!  I'd love to do the same.  You do realize you wouldn't get any straight answers?  Most likely you'd be shut down and they'd walk out. 

[ShayP]

LOL,
very strong opinion.. ha hahaha

LOL!  Yeah.  I do have strong opinions but I rarely share them.  Nah...I do.   

[CozyRozie]

Horse meat ain't half bad.   

I eat it before, but wouldn't now.
Prefer yaks meat actually, also horses somehow have this sentimental feel to them to be eaten in my opinion..but is very clean meat,
much better and healthier than pork that's for sure.
Hate smell and taste of pork,,,especially fried bacon, also nutritional value of pork is similar to cardboard.

[ShayP]

I eat it before, but wouldn't now.
Prefer yaks meat actually, also horses somehow have this sentimental feel to them to be eaten in my opinion..but is very clean meat,
much better and healthier than pork that's for sure.
Hate smell and taste of pork,,,especially fried bacon, also nutritional value of pork is similar to cardboard.

I imagine yak meat would be like venison.  Very lean....less gamey.  I'll eat that too. 

[PB the Deplorable]

Okay BellGabbers...the reason I found this place is my search for Noory's restaurant. Not because he sucked, because I already knew. It's where the search took me.  Anyway, when I heard he had one I was extremely curious.  Nothing could be found regarding it, except for a few tid bits about the closing, etc.  I wanted to see his menu.  Oh well.  The previous caller and all his food talk should've sparked Noory's passion for food.  But...No.  You'd think a prior restaurant owner would share something.  Oh well.

Still funny.  From Wiki:  ''In 1987, Noory and his partners in Norcom Restaurants, Inc. opened the Café Marrakesh and Oasis Bar in Brentwood, Missouri. The restaurant's theme revolved around a fictional English soldier, Col. William Berry, who opened the establishment following an exciting secret mission to Marrakesh''

In an interview once, George claimed his restaurant closed because they widened the mall and took away his valet parking.  I'd love to ask him if he knows what or where Marrakesh is. 

Some bumper music:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZYppEWiEh4k 

[PB the Deplorable]

LOL! Yes!  I'd love to do the same.  You do realize you wouldn't get any straight answers?  Most likely you'd be shut down and they'd walk out. 

Nah, I can be very personable and sympathetic, call it a soft, pleasant, fun grilling.

[ShayP]

Still funny.  From Wiki:  ''In 1987, Noory and his partners in Norcom Restaurants, Inc. opened the Café Marrakesh and Oasis Bar in Brentwood, Missouri. The restaurant's theme revolved around a fictional English soldier, Col. William Berry, who opened the establishment following an exciting secret mission to Marrakesh''

In an interview once, George claimed his restaurant closed because they widened the mall and took away his valet parking.  I'd love to ask him if he knows what or where Marrakesh is. 

Some bumper music:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZYppEWiEh4k 

Ha!  I wish he'd play that as a bumper.  Regarding the location of Marrakesh I think he would get it eventually, but not right away.    

[ShayP]

Nah, I can be very personable and sympathetic, call it a soft, pleasant, fun grilling.

Understood.    Man, I'd love it to happen. 

[zeebo]

Ok I hung in there as long as I could, but this last caller gushing about George's service to mankind is more than I can take. 

[ShayP]

Did Noory just insult the previous caller?  After it was mentioned the caller sounded young and the conversation started, Noory mumbled, "He sounded like he was twelve."  Oh Noory and his humor.  :

[ShayP]

I may well be the only person here who's actually eaten horse and yak...

Really?  Seriously...how is yak?  When I had horse, it was in the form of a hamburger and nothing really was indistinguishable from other burgers.

[ShayP]

Ok I hung in there as long as I could, but this last caller gushing about George's service to mankind is more than I can take.

Be well.  You are strong.   

[zeebo]

Did Noory just insult the previous caller?  After it was mentioned the caller sounded young and the conversation started, Noory mumbled, "He sounded like he was twelve."  Oh Noory and his humor.  :

He was needling Tommee .. first teasing him about not telling his age, then insulting him after he did.

[ShayP]

He was needling Tommee .. first teasing him about not telling his age, then insulting him after he did.

Oh. Okay. Thank you!   

[zeebo]

Be well.  You are strong.   

I may not have made it the whole way, but 3/4 Open Lines is my own personal mountain. 

[PB the Deplorable]

Really?  Seriously...how is yak?  When I had horse, it was in the form of a hamburger and nothing really was indistinguishable from other burgers.

Yak was fine.  In our little backpacker hotel in Lhasa they had brick ovens and a long narrow opening to it.  We'd get a plate, pile it with meat and whatever veggies and spices we wanted from the table, and they'd put it on a shovel like thing with a really long handle, slide it way back into the oven, and cook it.  I guess it tasted like lean beef, or somewhat similar to buffalo if you've ever had that.

The Tibetans wouldn't kill yaks for the meat, but were happy enough for the Kampas to do it.  They hung huge chunks of raw yak on fences in the market square for sale, along with hunks of really terrible cheese and butter.

[ShayP]

Yak was fine.  In our little backpacker hotel in Lhasa they had brick ovens and a long narrow opening to it.  We'd get a plate, pile it with meat and whatever veggies and spices we wanted from the table, and they'd put it on a shovel like thing with a really long handle, slide it way back into the oven, and cook it.  I guess it tasted like lean beef, or similar to buffalo if you've ever had that.

Wow.  That is a heck of an experience.  And, I am hungry now.  Oh and yes, I've had buffalo many times.  I love it.  Thank you for sharing PB!  I'm jealous.   

[PB the Deplorable]

Wow.  That is a heck of an experience.  And, I am hungry now.  Oh and yes, I've had buffalo many times.  I love it.  Thank you for sharing PB!  I'm jealous.   

I also shared the bathroom experience at the same hotel awhile back on another thread

[ShayP]

Wait.  Why is Noory reading the Tell Tale Heart by Poe?  Also...what is my life? 

Oh my.  Well...take care all.  'Til next time...well, ya know. 

[21st Century Man]

Wait.  Why is Noory reading the Tell Tale Heart by Poe?  Also...what is my life? 

Oh my.  Well...take care all.  'Til next time...well, ya know. 

LOL. Aw shit.  I really need to do a Noory parody on the Raven.  "Once upon a midnight dreary while I listened weak and weary...."  It'll have to wait for another time.

[Morgus]

Wait.  Why is Noory reading the Tell Tale Heart by Poe?

Thats Noory's typical way to leave 1/2 hour early on Friday nights, he plays some old tape of a past show segment or a track from an old CD he made 15 years ago that didn't sell.
That CD of him reading short stories they had to give away as a free bonus with coast insider subscriptions years ago I recall...

[WOTR]

I  got in my car, turned on the radio, and there was a man talking about sitting on a beach surrounded by magic wands to "charge" them.  He said it without a hint of humour or shame in his voice.  A few minutes later, Noory used his name (now I knew the two bit scam artist, J. Pee Warren.)  A man who had finally scammed enough people that he could afford to sit in the sun surrounded by wands...

Then he started talking about pointing it at the sky "with intention" (anytime now that I hear that phrase I vomit) and E.T's would be sure to show up.  Then the radio went silent.

Only hours later did I question why the scam artist, jackass, piece of human excrement would be talking about magic wands.  And I realized- he must sell them.  Sure enough.  For only $130 he will ship you a "vortex" wand.  Or for $200 you can have your own wand hand crafted by "Santaro" and charged in the Bermuda triangle by Pee, himself.  :

Another example of somebody who the world would be better off without...  Maybe if I buy a wand and focus my "intention" a Mack truck may find him?

https://vimeo.com/207984278

[ItsOver]

Ah, just like the good old days, when I can check into BellGab in the morning and discover a number of posts reaffirming that, yes, indeed Jorch Noory still sucks and all is right with the world.

[ItsOver]

A book review from Amazon:

This was a catch all book and the title is very misleading. It contained the entire history about UFO's. He spoke about his anger about how things were today, but the last part of the book, and it seemed like at least half of it, was a self biography. He should have kept it short, but seemed to repeat himself several times and rambled on and on. The book was just too long and I found myself skipping many pages, just trying to get through it. George has many talents, but writing isn't one of them.

Jorch has many talents?  I don't think I'd include serving as a fill-in celebrity parade rider, choking on pizza rolls, and parading on a stage as a lounge lizard as talents.

[ItsOver]

...Another example of somebody who the world would be better off without...  Maybe if I buy a wand and focus my "intention" a Mack truck may find him?

https://vimeo.com/207984278

I believe you need a wishing machine for the Mack truck option.



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[Dateline]

Good catch, that was one factoid that was omitted from the biography.  This is concerning opening the restaurant after the horses were killed to recoup his investment.  Norry was always a businessman first.  The name of the restaurant was the Cafe Mareicatch.  Do you detect the hidden reference to the horses? 

The restaurant was short lived, he ran out of horse meat. 

[CozyRozie]

before Noory had restaurant I believe he was raising horses, and after he caused all his horses to die,
so he froze them and quickly open the restaurant and served horse meat in it..to recover his investment in them.
Guy has no scruples.

Good catch, that was one factoid that was omitted from the biography.  This is concerning opening the restaurant after the horses were killed to recoup his investment.  Norry was always a businessman first.  The name of the restaurant was the Cafe Mareicatch.  Do you detect the hidden reference to the horses? 

The restaurant was short lived, he ran out of horse meat.

[Here We Go Again]

Last night, George Noory has another "mother story" that's probably just as credible as what he aired a few years back. Did you know George Noory was taught and trained in the sport of baseball by his mother? Yes, his mother. Did you know Noory claims he played a lot of baseball and it was one of the things he was "very good at" in life?

Have any of you read his recent autobiography "Mad As Hell"? Does he even mention how he spent so much time in playing baseball and was in line for a major-collegiate scholarship? How he stated he was once "forced" to choose between a baseball career and pre-dental or broadcasting?

Does he mention in his book his mother as the one who got him so good, he even sought a tryout for the major-league Detriot Tigers? Then we heard the "chance encounter" story -- but why didn't that woman's husband who claims to be some "loyal listener" ask Mrs. Noory to confirm the "George Noory, outstanding baseball-player story"?

What happened there? I'm sure Mrs. Noory is an honest person and would tell a straight story. Like explaining what her son stated. Being so very good at the sport he was basically on another level compared to other boys -- thanks to her training and tutelage.

Yet, Harvey S. Lowery High School in Dearborn, Michigan, has no record of George Noory playing any sports. No listing on the "Men's Varsity Club" roster. Zero evidence he played so much baseball as he claims and never seemed to land a spot on any Polar Bears team.

Ask Mrs. Noory that. I'm sure she remember those days when her son was so good at baseball he had "major-league potential" due to her own coaching and drilling. Ask her. 

Just as good, all you fools who bought into that "live event" in Everett, Washington and were even asked by George Noory to bring your bought copies of "Mad As Hell" for a signing. Please stop and ask -- "Um, George, you bragged on-air that your mother taught you baseball and you were some standout player in school. Um, George, how come the autobiographical book doesn't mention that?, nor does your school have any record of you playing ANY sports? How come requests to confirm that were made to members of your Class Of 1968 online and NONE of them would confirm your ball playing? Can you explain that?