George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[ShayP]

"My Momma always told me you are what you eat." ~ George Noory

THEN segues into a super beets commercial and builds into other trash he spews nightly.  The man really has no shame.

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Tweet...

"Hey George, what's your take on artificial intelligence?"

"I think it will be astonishing and scary."

Great insight into the mind of Noory. 

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Annee from Alabamee is on.  She's still alive.  Oh well.

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LOL!  Noory just implied Annee's home is invested with bed bugs.  Damn.  Noory's still alive.  Oh well.

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"I don't want to go to war with witches." ~ George Noory

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Annee from Alabamee is on.  ....

One of the best/worst Annie calls in a while.  "Those fruit flies just dive bomb your mayonaisse!"

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One of the best/worst Annie calls in a while.  "Those fruit flies just dive bomb your mayonaisse!"

LOL!!!!!   

[ShayP]

One of the best/worst Annie calls in a while.  "Those fruit flies just dive bomb your mayonaisse!"

BTW...Cheers zeebo!   

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BTW...Cheers zeebo!   

Hey Shay cheers man.   

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One of the best/worst Annie calls in a while.  "Those fruit flies just dive bomb your mayonaisse!"

Falkie, call your office..

[zeebo]

Earlier a caller said she lost her voice, George was concerned about her "lair-nix".

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Noory's bumpers never cease to amaze me.  I wonder what his music collection at home is like.

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I also wonder how many aliases Noory has on paranormaldate.com

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Speaking of Noory's book...here's a review from Barnes & Noble:

Jorch is dumb as hell, and he's not gonna take it anymore! Another epic fail by Jorch and his ghostwriter. Or should I say Jorch's ghostwriter, since anyone who's had the displeasure to listen to his asinine, embarrassingly dumb commentary on his radio show will know, Jorch has the IQ of a box of rocks, and is completely incapable of writing a book. He probably has trouble signing his name.

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A book review from Amazon:

This was a catch all book and the title is very misleading. It contained the entire history about UFO's. He spoke about his anger about how things were today, but the last part of the book, and it seemed like at least half of it, was a self biography. He should have kept it short, but seemed to repeat himself several times and rambled on and on. The book was just too long and I found myself skipping many pages, just trying to get through it. George has many talents, but writing isn't one of them.

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and another review...FROM A GOOD FRIEND!  :

I waited 3 months for this book and was deeply disappointed in it.
George is a personal friend and for some reason he went off on a tangent and instead of talking about the anger in people, he went on and on and on for 64 page talking about his life, which had little to do about the premise of the book and then at the end talks 4 pages about how people are mad and how they should do something ( yet he never says precisely what they should do nor gives suggestions ).
I don't know if doing this was George's idea or his editor, but this was not supposed to be an autobiography but a book on why people are so angry with governments, friends, coworkers, etc. around the world.
There was nothing " groundshaking " schocking or revealing in the book either, despite the liner notes.
Any listener to Coast To Coast or any conspiracy show or podcast already knows about the subjects he covers.
This book could have been an important book for people but George missed the boat on this one.
Avoid it and save your money.

[zeebo]

File this one under the most unnecessary comment of the nite:  "Thanks Cornelius, stay in touch."

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File this one under the most unnecessary comment of the nite:  "Thanks Cornelius, stay in touch."

One can only shake their head. 

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Huh.  BBQ question for Noory and the caller wants to talk about Jamaican Jerk burgers.

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"I can tell you know how to cook...just by the words you use." ~ George Noory

The problem is...the caller just gave ingredients. 

[PB the Deplorable]

A book review from Amazon:

This was a catch all book and the title is very misleading. It contained the entire history about UFO's. He spoke about his anger about how things were today, but the last part of the book, and it seemed like at least half of it, was a self biography. He should have kept it short, but seemed to repeat himself several times and rambled on and on. The book was just too long and I found myself skipping many pages, just trying to get through it. George has many talents, but writing isn't one of them.

This is also a description of a typical Snorge show

[zeebo]

Huh.  BBQ question for Noory and the caller wants to talk about Jamaican Jerk burgers.

Dude's recipe has mixing the cheese in with the burger meat before cooking.  This is just wrong imho.

[ShayP]

This is also the typical Snorge show

As George would say..."so true...so true." 

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Dude's recipe has mixing the cheese in with the burger meat before cooking.  This is just wrong imho.

I'm with you.  Unfortunately it's a thing now. 

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and another review...FROM A GOOD FRIEND!  :

I waited 3 months for this book and was deeply disappointed in it.
George is a personal friend and for some reason he went off on a tangent and instead of talking about the anger in people, he went on and on and on for 64 page talking about his life, which had little to do about the premise of the book and then at the end talks 4 pages about how people are mad and how they should do something ( yet he never says precisely what they should do nor gives suggestions ).
I don't know if doing this was George's idea or his editor, but this was not supposed to be an autobiography but a book on why people are so angry with governments, friends, coworkers, etc. around the world.
There was nothing " groundshaking " schocking or revealing in the book either, despite the liner notes.
Any listener to Coast To Coast or any conspiracy show or podcast already knows about the subjects he covers.
This book could have been an important book for people but George missed the boat on this one.
Avoid it and save your money.

That review is from George's Noory friend George Senda...
he probably was typing this review wearing glasses that Noory bought for him, f*cking ungrateful cunt, lol

[ShayP]

"Cold broccoli...ya know...the flower-ettes..." ~ Noory

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Okay BellGabbers...the reason I found this place is my search for Noory's restaurant. Not because he sucked, because I already knew. It's where the search took me.  Anyway, when I heard he had one I was extremely curious.  Nothing could be found regarding it, except for a few tid bits about the closing, etc.  I wanted to see his menu.  Oh well.  The previous caller and all his food talk should've sparked Noory's passion for food.  But...No.  You'd think a prior restaurant owner would share something.  Oh well.

[ShayP]

That review is from George's Noory friend George Senda...
he probably was typing this review wearing glasses that Noory bought for him, f*cking ungrateful cunt, lol

Fuck Senda.  Sick of seeing things about him.  I pity his followers and quite frankly anybody who gives him attention.  Oh well.  Such is life.  It's okay.  We all make bad choices.  God bless the internet!  Wooooo!!!

[CozyRozie]

Okay BellGabbers...the reason I found this place is my search for Noory's restaurant. Not because he sucked, because I already knew. It's where the search took me.  Anyway, when I heard he had one I was extremely curious.  Nothing could be found regarding it, except for a few tid bits about the closing, etc.  I wanted to see his menu.  Oh well.  The previous caller and all his food talk should've sparked Noory's passion for food.  But...No.  You'd think a prior restaurant owner would share something.  Oh well.

before Noory had restaurant I believe he was raising horses, and after he caused all his horses to die,
so he froze them and quickly open the restaurant and served horse meat in it..to recover his investment in them.
Guy has no scruples.

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"Cold broccoli...ya know...the flower-ettes..." ~ Noory

I would happily pay George $100 and buy him lunch if I could sit and ask him questions while he's eating.  Nothing rude, I'd ask to tell the story of the time he first discovered the George Noory Sucks Thread, and what his friends and family think and say about it.  What he does during the day.  Get his philosophy of hosting the show in his own words and why he doesn't change in response to people's complaints.  More background on the various personal stories he's told, and maybe some new ones.  That sort of thing.

I'd also do the same with Tommy - what does he think about George, about the same complaints people have been making for years, how much he listens to the show when screening calls and all the nooryisms, what he does away from work, what he and Noory do together on the weekends, etc.

Come on you guys, let me know when you're going to be in Oakland, Berkeley, San Francisco, we'll do Thai.