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George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

Started by MV/Liberace!, April 06, 2008, 01:23:02 AM

Can Noory pronounce anything correctly?

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Quote from: ItsOver on May 18, 2017, 06:22:53 AM
Heh, heh.  Jorch likes his lounge act.  That's how he gets the babes.

Yes, that Jorch has some real delusions going on that he feels himself some "singer." Perhaps the early to mid stages of Alzheimer's Disease -- which the medical expert Noory would no doubt call "Old-Timer's Disease" -- or some frontal-lobe dementia in which the person is deluded into thinking his or her self being what they are not. I feel George Noory is undergoing that, and his weird actions lend credence to the theory he is slowing losing his mind through some disease.

Speaking of that Toronto disaster, tying in the "Mel Gibson" guest appearance that never came off, again I'll share my parody of why that "meeting of the minds" never happened. Gibson caught Noory's lounge act on video, then called him during one of his drunken binges to let him know how useless he is.  Letting Noory "have it" in his assessment of that no-talent, laughable hack who is so deluded as to not see himself for the joke he is.

Listen below and then see if I am that far off? I agree with the Gibson parody: Do what you are good at, Noory. Whatever that is. Wait, I know...deception. How true that is. Noory's greatest asset: Deception and manipulation all rolled into one.

Again, George Noory and his "Jimmy Hoffa" connection. Odd, for years, he claimed he was the last journalist to interview Hoffa before the former Teamster's boss' disappearance. Now, Noory claims to be "one of the last to interview him."

It went from "the last" to "one of the last." Recollections change over time and memory fades, right?

Supposedly in 1975, Noory conducted that interview. Any recording of it?, or was it "conveniently lost" over the years? Further, when I researched the Hoffa disappearance, no mention was made of one George Noory being "the last to interview him."
Please prove me wrong. I would like that.

Don't you think with all that investigation efforts, that the agencies won't seek out the self-professed "last person to interview him" for any clues that might have aided the case? Odd how the name "George Noory" never came up. Looks like that extensive investigation into Hoffa's disappearance never yielded a single record of some "last interview" the modern-day talk-radio host claims to have conducted.

Like Noory's self-professed baseball prowess in his school days that was worthy of a "major-collegiate athletic scholarship" and even a major-league tryout, no record of any Hoffa connection seems to exist. It appears the poor, little George Noory has always been the victim of some conspiracy to suppress his "great accomplishments" when no record of his claims exist. The victim, no doubt, of others who "fear" his greatness and did nothing but put him down his entire life.

Yes, that "jorged.jpeg" haunting image. Nothing like a guy with a bad toupee with that white mess that appears to be the glue streaming down from his sideburns and brow under sweat, perhaps totally inebriated and hardly looking "well" being the spokesperson for how we "all should be." I like the "look" of the bloodshot, unfocused eyes, as well. Not to mention the "washed-up porn star from the 1970s mustache thing going on." Looks like those overpriced, total rip-off "Youngevity" supplements have made Jorch look younger and so better, huh?

This photo says it all about that guy. That's why he needs to stay on radio. He's bad enough heard -- but seen? That's a terrible image and no thanks, I have enough shock in my life to add the sight of Noory to make it worse. He looks like something the cat dragged in, for sure. And creepy, to boot. Very creepy looking guy. A good visual testament as to why you should keep your kids off the internet and especially that "Coast Insider" chat if he is present!

Quote from: Inglorious Bitch on May 18, 2017, 12:52:10 AM
Worth every penny. Go for the paranormal, stay for the awkward lounge act.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2D_ARQaqT7c

Ouch that hurt, think I just went deaf thank goodness.

Quote from: Sarcastic Plastic on May 18, 2017, 10:30:26 AM
Ouch that hurt, think I just went deaf thank goodness.

Yes, perhaps George Noory has gone off the edge -- finally -- by that terrible act he does. He perhaps thought he was going to become a "household name" and world famous when he took over "Coast" and ruined what Art Bell worked hard to build.

Then, when his Los Angeles bit was met with nothing but rejection, Noory decides in his perhaps demented state of mind he'll turn some event that was designed to showcase the paranormal, UFOs, ET theories and such into that "fame" as a performer he failed to achieve. It appears these events are now some "cover" for Noory to make a fool of himself thinking it's him in concert like he's some recording or performing artist.

It can be sad to see someone like him descend into delusions and perhaps eventual madness.The definition of insanity may be found among those who don't see themselves as being such. Just review the above video and ponder whether that guy doesn't see how awkward and maybe even insane it is? He obviously thinks he is so good and is taking it seriously -- that won't cut muster on karaoke nights at the local saloon with the worst of on-stage drunks.

Word to the wise: Noory takes it seriously! Believe it or not. He thinks himself a "star" and is self-convinced he's very good -- and comes down on anyone who dares question his "incredible talent" as he fades away in his older age, never becoming that "famous" person and "household name" he thought he'd become. So now being the narcissist who takes it out on any fool who dares attend his live events. 

ItsOver

Quote from: Here We Go Again on May 18, 2017, 10:06:47 AM
Yes, that "jorged.jpeg" haunting image. Nothing like a guy with a bad toupee with that white mess that appears to be the glue streaming down from his sideburns and brow under sweat, perhaps totally inebriated and hardly looking "well" being the spokesperson for how we "all should be." I like the "look" of the bloodshot, unfocused eyes, as well. Not to mention the "washed-up porn star from the 1970s mustache thing going on." Looks like those overpriced, total rip-off "Youngevity" supplements have made Jorch look younger and so better, huh?

This photo says it all about that guy. That's why he needs to stay on radio. He's bad enough heard -- but seen? That's a terrible image and no thanks, I have enough shock in my life to add the sight of Noory to make it worse. He looks like something the cat dragged in, for sure. And creepy, to boot. Very creepy looking guy. A good visual testament as to why you should keep your kids off the internet and especially that "Coast Insider" chat if he is present!
Heh, heh, heh.  Yeah, that photo of Jorch is "sumptheen."  It captures all that is Jorch.  A toupee that looks like it was dipped in Kiwi black shoe polish, with glue running down his sideburns.  The look of somebody after more than just a little red, thinking he's putting the moves to some oblivious chick.  I wonder if Jorch broke out into his version of "Red, Red Wine" after that shot.  ;D 

http://youtu.be/NhbanyLRmSw

Morgus

Looks like everybody c2c related is at the big Contact in the Desert event this weekend starting tomorrow:
http://contactinthedesert.com/speakers/

As usual Jimmy Church is doing his live broadcast tomorrow night at the event, probably setup outside a restroom like previous years, so he can catch guests as they go in and out...  8)

ItsOver

Quote from: Morgus on May 18, 2017, 03:41:50 PM
Looks like everybody c2c related is at the big Contact in the Desert event this weekend starting tomorrow:
http://contactinthedesert.com/speakers/

As usual Jimmy Church is doing his live broadcast tomorrow night at the event, probably setup outside a restroom like previous years, so he can catch guests as they go in and out...  8)
Is Jorch crooning there or just scamming folks with Doc Wallbanger?

Quote from: ItsOver on May 18, 2017, 03:49:37 PM
Is Jorch crooning there or just scamming folks with Doc Wallbanger?

George will be doing a poetry reading of 'Casey At The Bat', followed by he and Lionel Fanthorpe doing their rendition of the old Abbott and Costello 'Who's On First' bit.

albrecht

Quote from: Morgus on May 18, 2017, 03:41:50 PM
Looks like everybody c2c related is at the big Contact in the Desert event this weekend starting tomorrow:
http://contactinthedesert.com/speakers/

As usual Jimmy Church is doing his live broadcast tomorrow night at the event, probably setup outside a restroom like previous years, so he can catch guests as they go in and out...  8)
Yep, what would happen to the subjects, and C2C, if the dreaded Planet X hit Joshua Tree this weekend or the Aliens decided to do a mass abduction at Joshua Tree?

ItsOver

Quote from: PB the Deplorable on May 18, 2017, 04:00:06 PM
George will be doing a poetry reading of 'Casey At The Bat', followed by he and Lionel Fanthorpe doing their rendition of the old Abbott and Costello 'Who's On First' bit.
Heh, heh... heart be still.  I can see Clyde Lewis throwing Tangy Tangerines tabs at them just for grins.



Dateline

Quote from: ItsOver on May 18, 2017, 03:49:37 PM
Is Jorch crooning there or just scamming folks with Doc Wallbanger?

They are doing a tag team presentation.  One croons and one scams and then they switch places.

PaulAtreides

Quote from: Morgus on May 18, 2017, 03:41:50 PM
Looks like everybody c2c related is at the big Contact in the Desert event this weekend starting tomorrow:
http://contactinthedesert.com/speakers/

As usual Jimmy Church is doing his live broadcast tomorrow night at the event, probably setup outside a restroom like previous years, so he can catch guests as they go in and out...  8)

That's where Jorch's VIP office will be. 

albrecht

Quote from: PaulAtreides on May 18, 2017, 06:30:24 PM
That's where Jorch's VIP office will be.
I would imagine with the amounts of toomeric and super beet juice he "medically" advises that the "office" is visited quite often, by him and the crowd that buys and uses the "medicine."

Robert

I read recently that "toomeric" is a common British pron. of turmeric.

albrecht

The detective who called into talk with the "psychic detective" was hilarious: "isn't that a Brady violation?," "verification bias," "discovery, so there is a fair trial," etc. Lots of stammering and hemming and hawing from the "psychic detective." Norry even stepped in to save her and no more detective follow up questions or comments.

Estulin was interesting. He is one of those guests who manage to talk so fast that Norry can't get in a word edgewise and confuses Norry, so good. Interesting "theory" of Rothchilds vs Rockefeller= Clinton vs Trump, also he was allowed to go into the Israeli/Russia/Khazak/Ukraine mafia "theories" more than most guests.

ItsOver

Quote from: Dateline on May 18, 2017, 06:24:45 PM
They are doing a tag team presentation.  One croons and one scams and then they switch places.
Sounds about right.  With Jorch's protege, Jimmy, at his lemonade stand outside of the restroom.


albrecht

Quote from: ItsOver on May 18, 2017, 08:24:15 PM
Sounds about right.  With Jorch's protege, Jimmy, at his lemonade stand outside of the restroom.

I like the press pass. Is that Tommee in the background wielding a table?

Quote from: ItsOver on May 18, 2017, 08:24:15 PM
Sounds about right.  With Jorch's protege, Jimmy, at his lemonade stand outside of the restroom.


Those are some ugly dudes right there. None of them should abandon radio for tv with looks like those.

Dateline

Quote from: ItsOver on May 18, 2017, 08:24:15 PM
Sounds about right.  With Jorch's protege, Jimmy, at his lemonade stand outside of the restroom.


Caption This:  I will.  You not only have ugly, you have double ugly.

ShayP

Quote from: Dateline on May 18, 2017, 11:34:10 PM
Caption This:  I will.  You not only have ugly, you have double ugly.

You have to add greasy.  Definitely greasy.   ;)

TigerLily

Quote from: ItsOver on May 18, 2017, 08:24:15 PM
Sounds about right.  With Jorch's protege, Jimmy, at his lemonade stand outside of the restroom.


Ugly and Greasy both have that look like they just smelled something really bad

Is Quayle doing his usual disjointed marathon? And then Underground Reptilians. Classhick!

ItsOver

Quote from: ItsOver on May 18, 2017, 08:24:15 PM
Sounds about right.  With Jorch's protege, Jimmy, at his lemonade stand outside of the restroom.

Looks like Jimmy's copping a feel of his favorite buddy.  "Jorch, are we still on for later?  ;) ;)"

Quote from: Here We Go Again on May 18, 2017, 10:43:25 AM
Yes, perhaps George Noory has gone off the edge -- finally -- by that terrible act he does. He perhaps thought he was going to become a "household name" and world famous when he took over "Coast" and ruined what Art Bell worked hard to build.

Then, when his Los Angeles bit was met with nothing but rejection, Noory decides in his perhaps demented state of mind he'll turn some event that was designed to showcase the paranormal, UFOs, ET theories and such into that "fame" as a performer he failed to achieve. It appears these events are now some "cover" for Noory to make a fool of himself thinking it's him in concert like he's some recording or performing artist.

It can be sad to see someone like him descend into delusions and perhaps eventual madness.The definition of insanity may be found among those who don't see themselves as being such. Just review the above video and ponder whether that guy doesn't see how awkward and maybe even insane it is? He obviously thinks he is so good and is taking it seriously -- that won't cut muster on karaoke nights at the local saloon with the worst of on-stage drunks.

Word to the wise: Noory takes it seriously! Believe it or not. He thinks himself a "star" and is self-convinced he's very good -- and comes down on anyone who dares question his "incredible talent" as he fades away in his older age, never becoming that "famous" person and "household name" he thought he'd become. So now being the narcissist who takes it out on any fool who dares attend his live events.

It's Norma Desmond syndrome. Snorch will always be ready for his close-up even though we wish him to be far far away.

Dateline

Quote from: ItsOver on May 18, 2017, 08:24:15 PM
Sounds about right.  With Jorch's protege, Jimmy, at his lemonade stand outside of the restroom.


And, also you can see at Contact In The Desert, THE UG DUO.  (UGLY & GREASY)

You will know the have arrived by the primal screams of the audience: UG! UG! UG!. . .

Quote from: Here We Go Again on May 18, 2017, 10:43:25 AM
It can be sad to see someone like him descend into delusions and perhaps eventual madness.The definition of insanity may be found among those who don't see themselves as being such.
Didn't Noory tell you to stop listening to the show when you called him?

Guest Bill Bean referenced a photo posted on the c2c website of him as a child that he claims shows strange beings, but i just cannot find any such thing. Can anyone identify anything out of the ordinary in that pic?

Quote from: sumthinz going on on May 20, 2017, 12:24:06 AM
Guest Bill Bean referenced a photo posted on the c2c website of him as a child that he claims shows strange beings, but i just cannot find any such thing. Can anyone identify anything out of the ordinary in that pic?

I can't tell head or tails in that picture.  Could be pareidolia.  The other pics are interesting though.

Quote from: 21st Century Man on May 20, 2017, 12:30:51 AM
I can't tell head or tails in that picture.  Could be pareidolia.  The other pics are interesting though.
Thanks for your perspective, 21st.  :)

Quote from: sumthinz going on on May 20, 2017, 01:00:41 AM
Thanks for your perspective, 21st.  :)

Anytime, man.  :D ;) I read Bean's books and he comes across as upfront and honest.  He sure lived a hellish life for the first 40 years. 

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