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George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

Started by MV/Liberace!, April 06, 2008, 12:23:02 AM

Can Noory pronounce anything correctly?

No
No

zeebo

Quote from: Beelzebubbelah on May 09, 2017, 11:15:59 PM
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'Allo!
With you again i am now-ish.
Missed the reference to "Doctor Gonzo",deceased by poss goobermint snuff squad.
Mebbe,Mr.Noory is channeling him.
Mebbe,in after-life,Hunter secretly padded his resume:
"Two Tiquila Mocking Birds on the Rocks,snappy,bar keep!"
Get Mr.N.another wegee board guest!!
"B_B"
PS:No Logo:
[7VF]
PPS:Not well lateley.

Beelz! Great to see you as always.  I agree on the weegee guest idea!  Hang in there and feel better buddy.

GravitySucks

Quote from: Dateline on May 09, 2017, 11:16:38 PM
He also called restraining orders filed on him is the rumor, but it was kept quiet.

When I see pics and videos of him at conferences, it really gives me the creeps.

GravitySucks

Quote from: Beelzebubbelah on May 09, 2017, 11:15:59 PM
==================================
'Allo!
With you again i am now-ish.
Missed the reference to "Doctor Gonzo",deceased by poss goobermint snuff squad.
Mebbe,Mr.Noory is channeling him.
Mebbe,in after-life,Hunter secretly padded his resume:
"Two Tiquila Mocking Birds on the Rocks,snappy,bar keep!"
Get Mr.N.another wegee board guest!!
"B_B"
PS:No Logo:
[7VF]
PPS:Not well lateley.

Hey bud. Try some carnivora or arctic chaga, but if not I hope you feel better soon.

Zetaspeak

How Soon is Now from The Smiths is a favorite of mine. But I got a feeling if Morrissey knew it played on C2C he would give a Cease and Desist order.

TigerLily

Quote from: zeebo on May 09, 2017, 11:16:04 PM
Oh that tranny lawyer from Kentucky.

I thought he meant the other one. Glad we got that cleared up

Quote from: Beelzebubbelah on May 09, 2017, 11:15:59 PM
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'Allo!
With you again i am now-ish.
Good to see words from you, Beelz.

GravitySucks

Quote from: TigerLily on May 09, 2017, 11:20:32 PM
I thought he meant the other one. Glad we got that cleared up

I guess to be PC, I should have said non-binary lawyer from Kentucky

TigerLily

Quote from: Zetaspeak on May 09, 2017, 11:20:31 PM
How Soon is Now from The Smiths is a favorite of mine. But I got a feeling if Morrissey knew it played on C2C he would give a Cease and Desist order.

Love that song too. Getting to hear that would almost make me tune in. Almost. Morrissey would be mortified

albrecht

Quote from: Beelzebubbelah on May 09, 2017, 11:15:59 PM
==================================
'Allo!
With you again i am now-ish.
Missed the reference to "Doctor Gonzo",deceased by poss goobermint snuff squad.
Mebbe,Mr.Noory is channeling him.
Mebbe,in after-life,Hunter secretly padded his resume:
"Two Tiquila Mocking Birds on the Rocks,snappy,bar keep!"
Get Mr.N.another wegee board guest!!
"B_B"
PS:No Logo:
[7VF]
PPS:Not well lateley.
Be well.
ps: beets are where it is at. Critical Health News and some vet might help you. The Health Ranger or filters are old news.

mikuthing01

I was not aware Eddie Van Helen has cancer


TigerLily

Quote from: GravitySucks on May 09, 2017, 11:23:22 PM
I guess to be PC, I should have said non-binary lawyer from Kentucky

digital or analog?

albrecht

Quote from: GravitySucks on May 09, 2017, 11:23:22 PM
I guess to be PC, I should have said non-binary lawyer from Kentucky
What is the latest gender base system? Clearly beyond hexadecimal?  I'm sure there is some quantum explaination!

Zetaspeak

Quote from: zeebo on May 09, 2017, 11:16:04 PM
Oh that tranny lawyer from Kentucky.

Stop spreading Fake news. I have a hard time believing Jorge would have a relationship with a Kentuckian


ShayP

Did the caller just say "this is kinda erotic...?" 

GravitySucks

Quote from: albrecht on May 09, 2017, 11:27:28 PM
What is the latest gender base system? Clearly beyond hexadecimal?  I'm sure there is some quantum explaination!

ShayP

Quote from: ShayP on May 09, 2017, 11:30:09 PM
Did the caller just say "this is kinda erotic...?"

Nevermind.  I think he said 'ironic'.

Dateline

Quote from: Zetaspeak on May 09, 2017, 11:29:25 PM
Stop spreading Fake news. I have a hard time believing Jorge would have a relationship with a Kentuckian

Court documents said they had a relationship, it is rumored.  Not fake news.

albrecht

Quote from: GravitySucks on May 09, 2017, 11:30:22 PM

Is this serious? WTF? Not to derail thread but seriously? They probably teaching that instead of logic systems in schools. Though it does look more complicated.


Zetaspeak

Quote from: Dateline on May 09, 2017, 11:31:07 PM
Court documents said they had a relationship, it is rumored.  Not fake news.

I have no trouble believing the tranny part though  :)


ShayP

Next time I go to the DMV for a renewal, I will go in totally nude 2 hours after I popped a Viagra.  I need to get a Brazilian before that though.  Let me write that on my blotter.  Yep...done deal.

GravitySucks

Quote from: zeebo on May 09, 2017, 11:35:12 PM
I didn't see all those options on my driver's license form.   :(

Oregon is adding non-binary this summer. Not sure why you need to list a sex on your driver's license anyway, but I never got confused with the choices available.

ShayP

This is random, and as always, honest.  :)   I just had a craving for some buttered cornbread while listening to Tom Petty's 'You Wreck Me.'  Why?

GravitySucks

Quote from: albrecht on May 09, 2017, 11:34:40 PM
Is this serious? WTF? Not to derail thread but seriously? They probably teaching that instead of logic systems in schools. Though it does look more complicated.

If you google "Facebook gender choices" you will get a whole bunch of different numbers but we will go with this one:

https://www.nytimes.com/2014/04/06/fashion/facebook-customizes-gender-with-50-different-choices.html

Quote from: TigerLily on May 09, 2017, 11:36:45 PM
Each one will need their own bathroom
Pronouns are hard enough already.  And math, of course.

ShayP

Quote from: GravitySucks on May 09, 2017, 11:40:26 PM
If you google "Facebook gender choices" you will get a whole bunch of different numbers but we will go with this one:

https://www.nytimes.com/2014/04/06/fashion/facebook-customizes-gender-with-50-different-choices.html

Ahhhh...Facebook.  >:(   :P

Dr. MD MD

That's right! I'm ALL man, baby. A big, bad, binary man. Deal with it!  8)  :P

ShayP

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on May 09, 2017, 11:41:10 PM
That's right! I'm ALL man, baby. A big, bad, binary man. Deal with it!  8)  :P

LOL!  How would you fit 'binary man' on a license plate?

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