George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[Yorkshire pud]

Speaking of nasty pieces of work. You really haven't been paying attention to what's been going on here the past week or so have you?

Actually yes..And although I didn't join in, I saw where it originated too. That is still no justification in stalking someone and presenting them in PM with 'stuff' that they threaten to use against them. Or are you okay with that? What is even more galling is those who tried to get her into bed but are now strangely quiet..Funny that  isn't it?

[Sardondi]

....What is even more galling is those who tried to get her into bed but are now strangely quiet..Funny that  isn't it?

I'm with you on that.

[Treading Water]

Hal, however, posts information about people who are either trolling the forum or are outright con artists from C2C.  In my opinion, if you troll a forum or try to con people on a national radio show, you expose yourself to being "outed."  I've never detected any malice at all in what Hal does, and I doubt he'd "go after" random posters out of some arbitrary curiosity.  So I don't mind what he does.

^^^^This^^^^

[NoMoreNoory]

What is even more galling is those who tried to get her into bed but are now strangely quiet..Funny that  isn't it?

Not much effort was needed anyway from what we were all led to believe. According to a certain unnamed turd that won't seem to flush, all you needed was a stop off at an ATM and an appointment.

Can we all stop feeding into this now? I suggest we collectively flush the turd and her remaining floaters and get on to what really matters here? The suckage of one George Ralph Noory.

I sent an E-mail off to the makers of a certain frozen food delicacy yesterday, informing them of the feckless ones latest tirade against their product. I'll post a reply if and when I receive one.

Lest anyone forgets.....GEORGE NOORY SUCKS.

[McPhallus]

Actually yes..And although I didn't join in, I saw where it originated too. That is still no justification in stalking someone and presenting them in PM with 'stuff' that they threaten to use against them. Or are you okay with that? What is even more galling is those who tried to get her into bed but are now strangely quiet..Funny that  isn't it?

I don't remember anyone doing much of that, but it is funny to see what happens on any male-dominated forum whenever a woman shows up, especially if she dares to post a picture.

[McPhallus]

Lest anyone forgets.....GEORGE NOORY SUCKS.

By all means, yes.  Let's stop being so bitter and hateful and remember that..... oh, wait....

[Dex]

Quite a nasty piece of work aren't you HAL? I'm sure you wouldn't like the audience to know you went to the trouble of finding out where Lilly lived and worked, or how you trawled the net to find any facet of information about her, would you? No...best not..Some of the more unenlightened and sanctimonious might treat that as (dare I say it?-yes I dare)..stalking...

You have a REAL nice day. Who have you got in your sights this time? A single blond woman? Teenage Brunette? Thai lady boy? C'mon, you're amongst friends, you can tell us..(uncomfortanble yet?)...C'mon BIG man...tell us your deepest secrets...You know you want to...How do you do it? Five fingered hand jive,  or a cushion?

I tell you this, you'd need more than a thesaurus if you happened to meet a woman, let alone find out which way up to hold her.

Well at least there's ONE man here.  The rest, pffffft.  I refuse to visualize the rest of them.  I agree, for every action there is a reaction and I'm sure they earned it, whatever it was.  This natural law is common knowledge clearly not recognized by cavemen.  It was a bit ahead of their time when they were clubbing woman and fucking baby dinosaurs.  A sorry, bloody lot indeed.

[Dex]

And for the blathering pricks calling ME Lilly, back the fuck off.

[Dex]

I hope "Lilly " sues your asses.  Nothing worse than stalking psychopaths, well maybe torturing stalking psychopaths, but who the fuck knows who these people really are.

[Dex]

Not much effort was needed anyway from what we were all led to believe. According to a certain unnamed turd that won't seem to flush, all you needed was a stop off at an ATM and an appointment.

Wow.  Do you need to be sued!

[NoMoreNoory]

Wow.  Do you need to be sued!

Yawn.

[dortmunder]

All this in-fighting will only divide us. That was the Lilly-agenda all along. Remember our common purpose: To spank Noory....ok, maybe that didn't come out sounding quite right, but you get my drift.

[Yorkshire pud]

All this in-fighting will only divide us. That was the Lilly-agenda all along. Remember our common purpose: To spank Noory....ok, maybe that didn't come out sounding quite right, but you get my drift.

You'd sell tickets if that was arranged, you know that don't you?

[dortmunder]

You'd sell tickets if that was arranged, you know that don't you?

I'm way ahead of you. Already using my powers of divination to create the synchronicity to make this happen. Concentrating, concentrating...I think I just popped a blood vessel.

[UnscreenedCaller]

Personally, I wouldn't spank Snoory with Hoaxland's hand.    I would, however, welcome a remote view of the event.

[Yorkshire pud]

Personally, I wouldn't spank Snoory with Hoaxland's hand.    I would, however, welcome a remote view of the event.

This has legs:  It needs a full on mean Dominitrix to force Hoagland to spank George..if he misses, spanks too soft or too quickly, he gets the physical version of his torsion physics forced where the sun don't shine, by her with the requisite strap on...Bara can have a flight to Turkey where he can visit one of the prisons he seems so au fait with: That can have a video camera set up in the cells, showers and indeed any other place he might meet his new best friend..pay per view of course.

Jeeze, I should be a show business promoter.

[thefamilyghost]

And for the blathering pricks calling ME Lilly, back the fuck off.

Let's see, you registered a week ago, are pretty defensive, and talk about suing people's behinds for no good reason. Good morning Lilly!

[kf5iwe]

I dont even listen to George anymore. I listen to Ground Zero and then the Phil Hendrie show. In fact I am going to sign up for a backstage pass to Hendrie after I post this message : GEORGE NOORY SUCKS!! There I guess I am a hater too.

[Sardondi]

Well at least there's ONE man here.  (blah blah blah)

And for the blathering pricks calling ME Lilly, back the fuck off.

I hope "Lilly " sues your asses.  Nothing worse than stalking psychopaths, well maybe torturing stalking psychopaths, but who the fuck knows who these people really are.

Wow.  Do you need to be sued!

Four posts. In a row. Where have we seen that before.

Looks like an insane duck; quacks like an insane duck....

[McPhallus]

I dont even listen to George anymore. I listen to Ground Zero and then the Phil Hendrie show. In fact I am going to sign up for a backstage pass to Hendrie after I post this message : GEORGE NOORY SUCKS!! There I guess I am a hater too.

I've tried listening to Clod Lewis, but thus far have been unable to get into his schtick.

[ItsOver]

I've tried listening to Clod Lewis, but thus far have been unable to get into his schtick.

I find him pretty hard to listen to when he's off on his conspiracy theories and ranting at some his callers.  I don't get his fascination with supposed "memes," either.  He's kind of like a ranting, semi-rational Hoagland at times but when he's devoted the show to the paranormal, especially with a guest, he's pretty good.  I just wish he had more of those shows. 

[sleeplessinca]

This thread has become really boring.  Don't feed the trolls.


JBW was good last night.  I wouls love to hear more of him and a whole lot less of Snoorz. I think he is dropping the ship's bridge and referring to Snoorz as the captain.  I get that Snoorz must not feel threatened by anyone or they are gone. His bumper music was very Art Bell.

[General Johnson Jameson]

Yep Georje, I remember my first huff of spray paint too.
Take another hit?

[NoMoreNoory]

Looks like an insane duck; quacks like an insane duck....

Lol'd.

[Nebraska888]

This thread has become really boring.  Don't feed the trolls.


JBW was good last night.  I wouls love to hear more of him and a whole lot less of Snoorz. I think he is dropping the ship's bridge and referring to Snoorz as the captain.  I get that Snoorz must not feel threatened by anyone or they are gone. His bumper music was very Art Bell.

Agreed (with both of your "topics")!!!!!

[PB the Deplorable]

Another episode ('Beyond Nasca') of Ancient Aliens came and went, and again no George.  That was the 8th show of the new season, it had plenty of Linda Moulton Howe.

I checked to see how many episodes of Ancient Alien there have been.  The 2nd show of this season - and George's last appearance - was the 44th episode overall. 

So it took the Ancient Aliens folks 44 episodes to realize George added nothing except wasted time to the show and dump him - even though he's useful in promoting it and interviewing the people involved. 

[PB the Deplorable]

On the other hand, PremRat has had George as the main host for 10 years now.

So ten years of George is over 2500 shows (approx 5 shows a week for 50 weeks for 10 years, add in some Sundays and shows before he was the main host and it has to be over 2500). 

Over 10,000 hours of broadcast suckage (2500 shows x 4 hours each..).  And that's just the shows George hosted.

[Usagi]

This delicate work of artistry was on the C2C website today:





I was NOT aware that angels had giant ape-like arms longer than their legs and hands the size of their faces.  Thank you, Fred.  Perhaps when Jorch asks "Could it be angels?" in reference to Bigfoot, he might just be on "tah sumpin".

[999]

Wow.  Do you need to be sued!

George Noory? Is that you?

[PB the Deplorable]

Hell, compared with the now-defunct Godlike Productions page of "George Noory Sucks," this page is the old folks home of Noory "haters."  There were some real creative misfits on that site and every day was an adventure in hilarious weirdness.  The page was way, way off the wall.

The Snooron himself would show up on that page from time to time, easily recognizable, but pretending to be an "associate" of GN and he kept bringing up the possibility of lawsuits.   

It was explained to him or his "associate" (many times) that as a public figure, he's wide open for any type of SATIRE or criticism that anyone wanted to bring to bear on him.  Any attorney worth their salt would laugh Snoorge out of the office if he came whining to them about being persecuted by online, anonymous "haters."

The idea of Noory suing anyone on this page or the people who sponsor it is prima facie absurd.

Mad Magazine has made a living since the early 50s making fun of public figures and is still going strong.

It was right around then that George started talking about Tommy's 'fiance' on the show.  Hoping to put rumors generated on that thread to rest no doubt.

Good ol' Tommy, I wonder if he and his 'fiance' ever got married.