George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[lordofinsanity]

Tell me Lord, is that a toe your monkeys holding? LoL

You know, I'm not quite sure..... Lol

Have to admit though, it'd be awesome to have feet like hands LMAO

[popple]

At around the 35 minute mark last night, some guy calls in to ask if George's throat is better. "Woe is me" George responds by saying, "It's coming along. It takes time." 

When the news first broke he said the DR told him it would be healed in a week. Now it's still not healed? Even though the mouth heals faster than any other part of the human body?


It would be beyond fantastic for a brave coast gab soul to go back and take clippings of every time he complained about his mouth. Or every time a caller called in and said they were so sorry for him. Don't forget about the poor babies. Then put it all together. I'm sure it will have to be updated quite frequently though. Once or twice a week.

I wonder if Art anonymously emails Noory links to CoastGab.com threads.  I can imagine Art staying up all night (coffee and cigarettes close at hand) picking the best insults to send to the Suckster.

HAHA! I can see it now. He creates a fake mail account that's something like "GNOORY_FAN_40@GMAIL.COM" and sends him off an e-mail of panicked concern. I hope he got some of P*B's drawings.


GEORGE NOORY SUCKS!

[thefamilyghost]

One must always remember...

[Morgus]

George (who was born in the year of the Tiger...hear him roar) wanted to know if there were any other animals under consideration to be in the Chinese Zodiac that didn't make it.

actually Noory referred to them as 'creatures' not animals... 

[thefamilyghost]

In a nutshell, a caller mentioned having asthma and after the call Noory wished him luck with his emphysema. *sigh*

Are you serial?? Joorch probably wished it was emphysema, so he could send the caller $20 dollars worth of coupons and then tell the Coast audience about it.

[Yorkshire pud]

When the news first broke he said the DR told him it would be healed in a week. Now it's still not healed? Even though the mouth heals faster than any other part of the human body?

Really? I have a good friend who has only just this week had an odd infection in their mouth resolve. Sort of like ulcers but not exactly the same...Ulcers are viral, but this needed three weeks of anti biotics and only started to get better after the second week. Still no absolute diagnosis what it was.  Weird.

[lordofinsanity]

Are you serial?? Joorch probably wished it was emphysema, so he could send the caller $20 dollars worth of coupons and then tell the Coast audience about it.

$20 for what, smokes? 

[General Johnson Jameson]

"Who the FUCK do u think you're talking to you dickhead?   LMFAO DO I HEAR YOU? If u mean do I hear your blathering mouth, then yeah I hear you bitch.  But if you mean do I hear you as in you believe u just laid some demand or order on me, fuck no I don't hear u u fucking piece of shit.  Like that's really my mug?  Let me rephrase, you fucking big mouth, ignorant piece of shit, back the fuck off and don't ever address me again!!!"


Look dude, if you have something to say to me you can say it in this thread. I have no desire to converse with you privately. Drop the methamphetamine habit, kick your boss Noary in the nuts, and kindly go fuck yourself.

[thefamilyghost]

$20 for what, smokes? 

No, even worse: Toomric 

[McPhallus]

Really? I have a good friend who has only just this week had an odd infection in their mouth resolve. Sort of like ulcers but not exactly the same...Ulcers are viral, but this needed three weeks of anti biotics and only started to get better after the second week. Still no absolute diagnosis what it was.  Weird.

Maybe Noory burned the roof of his mouth down to the bone?  If that's the case, it can take months for the skin to heal over.

[thefamilyghost]

youre officially on ignore ghost man.

If you strike me down, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine.

[lordofinsanity]

If you strike me down, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine.

Hmmm, you always struck me as a friendly ghost....

[thefamilyghost]

I burned my mouth eating pizza last night...totally worth it 

[Yorkshire pud]

If you strike me down, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine.

He lives!
Star Wars Episode IV: "I find your lack of faith disturbing"

[lordofinsanity]

I might fastblast Georgeatola Noormhenni next week, to see if he'd like to touch my monkey 

[coaster]

I'd give Coaster a tit fuck but I'd crush his little weewee.

Brilliant...
Considering your line of work, I'm sure would give me a "tit fuck", if I brought money of course.

[lordofinsanity]

Add my pic and see if he'd like to touch my tits : )

LOL

Nah, I think he's more into creatures, according to him anyways, *nudge nudge wink wink*

[thefamilyghost]

Which one is the true Jorch?

[coaster]

I'd do ya for free. It would be my pleasure to leave u dickless.  But look at it this way, nobody could could call u dickhead again.  That be nice, huh?


And fix your fucking grammar!

I've got more than enough dirt on you Lilly. Play nice.

[Eddie Coyle]

Which one is the true Jorch?

I'm going with the failed Middle Eastern dictator at the bottom of the three.

[thefamilyghost]

          I'm going with the failed Middle Eastern dictator at the bottom of the three.

Hahahahaha.


It's probably this one, actually:

[coaster]

Your such a measly little man.  Thx for the free advertising bitch.  I will be reporting your ass from last nights screen shots and more from today.  I'm gonna get u banned if its the last thing I ever do, homo.

So let me get this straight. You needlessly harass everyone last night, and I point out that I know what you do for a living, and I'm the one getting banned? Thats rich.

[lordofinsanity]

I've got more than enough dirt on you Lilly. Play nice.

Hey, that's not cool dude! Keep it to good ol' verbal jousting....

On a side note, I'll be in Florida, in a couple of weeks..... 

[Yorkshire pud]

So let me get this straight. You needlessly harass everyone last night, and I point out that I know what you do for a living, and I'm the one getting banned? Thats rich.

What has someone's occupation got to do with the price of cheese?

[General Johnson Jameson]

If one more of you motherfuckers starts talking about me you'll get the same, I won't be taking your shit.  I'm guessing there's a hell of a lot of really groovy people here with a mere 5-6 pompous pig fuckers in the mix.  Stay the fuck off my comments, don't quote me and DO NOT ADDRESS ME.  Don't fucking make me hire a detective.

Hire a detective? Kick our asses? You certainly are trying your hardest to snafu our forum here aren't you? You can't going around talking the shit to people and treating them as such, and then cry when someone throws it back to you. Drop the meth, get back on the pills, and go visit your shrink. Dude.

[lordofinsanity]

Which one is the true Jorch?

Ya, that's him at the bottom Georgeatola Noormhenni

[General Johnson Jameson]

OUR FORUM.  LMMFAO!!!  Get a life General Impotent!

Do you, or have you ever, worked in the sex industry? Or perhaps you were a sailor at one point in your life?

[coaster]

Hire a detective to find u...

I'd hire Da Fino. Hes pretty good.

[General Johnson Jameson]

I look at it this way jag off, tit for tat.

That is the way you should be looking at it since you started all of this shit.

[General Johnson Jameson]

I'd hire Da Fino. Hes pretty good.

Heh, the bitch is outta luck. Barnaby Jones died quite some time ago.