Things That Annoy You

[MV/Liberace!]

serial killers who find jesus in prison.  it's just another manifestation of their narcissism.  it's another vessel through which they can view others as being beneath them or devoid of their level of enlightenment.

Today in History August 10th The Son of Sam was Caught and Arrested

[ziznak]

Call me old-fashioned, but the way I see things it`s pretty simple: The emptiness of our church pews reflects the emptiness of our hearts.

Holy farking shit man, I've been saying it for a long as time but i don't think i've ever said it quite like that.  It's so true... although I may be somewhat of the antichrist myself I really do believe that the loss of religion and the acceptance of life in broken families has caused quite the fire that social media feeds as oxygen.  last night while I and a friend were quite twisted a drunken teenager entered the house.  apparently she's allowed to stay there for days at a time its fucking great.  Anyways, not my house so I ain't saying shit.  The alleged drunken teen had consumed what I would deem nothing yet, when my girl pointed the phone at her, she proceeded to play act her inebriation further..... I wanted to puke.  I did not... actually I believe I still may be drunk.  aaaaand i just smoked a joint....

ok so today... my girl accused me of whacking off and not being attracted to her... I seriously believe that for a man my age whose been through whatever the fuck I say I've been through... IF IM FUCKING YOU THEN IM SEXUALLY ATTRACTED TO YOU.... I SHOULD BE ALLOWED TO WHACK OFF AS MUCH AS I WANT ITS MY OWN DAMN PENIS... and IF MY PENIS IS FUNCTIONING FINE AND I'M ONLY FUCKING MYSELF THEN YOU CAN'T FEEL BETRAYED THATS NOT CHEATING. 

we need new penis laws... MV move this to politics...

[ziznak]

you guys know what this means right??? I think I'm gonna have to go find me the biggest penis pill ever invented and go fuck my girlfriend really hard like... sooon

[eddie dean]

There are two nights of the year which will keep me inside the house: New Years Eve, and St. Patrick's Day.

In my military unit, those nights were known as ''amateur's night''.

In my twenties, what I now refer to as my "professional drinking days", my drinking buddies and I would also call new years eve amateur night. People who rarely drink, don't know what their alcohol limits are. They don't know when to call a cab or refrain from driving entirely. In the past several years, my general rule of thumb, during major drinking holidays, is to stay in one place to avoid the idiots on the roads.
I once was one of those idiots. Luckly I survived.
Hypocrisy is a bitter pill to swallow.

[ziznak]

anybody got numbers yet on how many deaths we've had so far this year?



oh and i just sent this txt:
ziznak77: i love you... im attracted to you... this shit is all in yer head please stop it... i don't whack off constantly cause I like to have bigger loads that I can shoot in yer vagina
ziznak77: i dunno what yer prob was earlier today but I hope this clears some things u

sorry i know im getting slightly personal but I'm finding this shit hilarious

[wr250]

Holy farking shit man, I've been saying it for a long as time but i don't think i've ever said it quite like that.  It's so true... although I may be somewhat of the antichrist myself I really do believe that the loss of religion and the acceptance of life in broken families has caused quite the fire that social media feeds as oxygen.  last night while I and a friend were quite twisted a drunken teenager entered the house.  apparently she's allowed to stay there for days at a time its fucking great.  Anyways, not my house so I ain't saying shit.  The alleged drunken teen had consumed what I would deem nothing yet, when my girl pointed the phone at her, she proceeded to play act her inebriation further..... I wanted to puke.  I did not... actually I believe I still may be drunk.  aaaaand i just smoked a joint....

ok so today... my girl accused me of whacking off and not being attracted to her... I seriously believe that for a man my age whose been through whatever the fuck I say I've been through... IF IM FUCKING YOU THEN IM SEXUALLY ATTRACTED TO YOU.... I SHOULD BE ALLOWED TO WHACK OFF AS MUCH AS I WANT ITS MY OWN DAMN PENIS... and IF MY PENIS IS FUNCTIONING FINE AND I'M ONLY FUCKING MYSELF THEN YOU CAN'T FEEL BETRAYED THATS NOT CHEATING. 

we need new penis laws... MV move this to politics...

truth or trash ...

[eddie dean]

anybody got numbers yet on how many deaths we've had so far this year?



oh and i just sent this txt:
ziznak77: i love you... im attracted to you... this shit is all in yer head please stop it... i don't whack off constantly cause I like to have bigger loads that I can shoot in yer vagina
ziznak77: i dunno what yer prob was earlier today but I hope this clears some things u

sorry i know im getting slightly personal but I'm finding this shit hilarious

Men and women are from different planets my friend. Mars & Venus.
She will get over it.

[ziznak]

truth or trash ...

troooof nigga!

[jazmunda]

Men and women are from different planets my friend. Mars & Venus.
She will get over it.

Sometimes different solar systems and in rare cases different galaxies.

[ziznak]

ah man this bitch tho.... dimensions

[aldousburbank]

anybody got numbers yet on how many deaths we've had so far this year?



oh and i just sent this txt:
ziznak77: i love you... im attracted to you... this shit is all in yer head please stop it... i don't whack off constantly cause I like to have bigger loads that I can shoot in yer vagina
ziznak77: i dunno what yer prob was earlier today but I hope this clears some things u

sorry i know im getting slightly personal but I'm finding this shit hilarious

You are a genius in the ways of romance my friend. We could all learn something from your smoov.

[eddie dean]

anybody got numbers yet on how many deaths we've had so far this year?



oh and i just sent this txt:
ziznak77: i love you... im attracted to you... this shit is all in yer head please stop it... i don't whack off constantly cause I like to have bigger loads that I can shoot in yer vagina
ziznak77: i dunno what yer prob was earlier today but I hope this clears some things u

sorry i know im getting slightly personal but I'm finding this shit hilarious

Best quote so far this year!
Remember Valentines day is next month!
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[b_dubb]

deer. they are a nuisance and a safety hazard. I am told they are delicious. so maybe there is an upside

[jazmunda]

Best quote so far this year!
Remember Valentines day is next month!
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I'm going to try my luck with this pearl of romantic wisdom tonight.

I'll report back later. I'm feeling lucky. Hope I get lucky.

[b_dubb]

serial killers who find jesus in prison.  it's just another manifestation of their narcissism.  it's another vessel through which they can view others as being beneath them or devoid of their level of enlightenment.

Today in History August 10th The Son of Sam was Caught and Arrested

not sure if SoS was a serial killer.  he was an undiagnosed, untreated schizophrenic who was hearing voices.  also ... didn't bother watching that clip.  so i could be completely wrong about everything i said but i'm going to go ahead and comment anyway

[McPhallus]

serial killers who find jesus in prison.  it's just another manifestation of their narcissism.  it's another vessel through which they can view others as being beneath them or devoid of their level of enlightenment.

Today in History August 10th The Son of Sam was Caught and Arrested

I think it's a way for them to continue to manipulate the system/others as well as get some attention from certain sectors of the media long after they and their stories are out of the spotlight.

[area51drone]

i don't think you'd be immature by posting it.  i would definitely post it.  teach her a lesson in self awareness and watching what you say and how you say it (before you say it).  in my universe, being young doesn't get you a pass. 

i have a niece who lives in texas with her father and visits missouri occasionally (my sister, her mom, couldn't manage the whole motherhood thing).  when she visits missouri, she NEVER calls or comes to see me.  i've even made specific arrangements with her prior to her arrival, only to see her trip pass by without a word from her.  however, i know she expects gifts from me for her birthday and christmas and is annoyed that i don't send them to her.  uhh, sorry, but i don't roll like that.  you don't get gifts just for being genetically related to me.  you actually need to display some sort of interest in whether i am alive or dead.  i'm incapable of just ignoring it as "youthful inconsideration".  i've basically given up, at this point. 

sometimes you just have to concede the fact that certain relationships have no future.

Holy shit, she actually expects something from you after dissing you like that?  She'll get over it after you haven't given her gifts a few times.   I hope my nieces aren't the same way, but my wife takes care of the gift giving.   Then again, I don't know many uncles who are heavily involved in their nieces lives.   At least you care enough to try.  I suppose that should be gift enough.

[jazmunda]

Holy shit, she actually expects something from you after dissing you like that?  She'll get over it after you haven't given her gifts a few times.   I hope my nieces aren't the same way, but my wife takes care of the gift giving.   Then again, I don't know many uncles who are heavily involved in their nieces lives.   At least you care enough to try.  I suppose that should be gift enough.

I'm very involved in my nieces and nephews lives. I guess it depends on how close you are with your siblings. Distance and relationship wise.

[zeebo]

There are two nights of the year which will keep me inside the house: New Years Eve, and St. Patrick's Day.

In my military unit, those nights were known as ''amateur's night''.

Haha so true,  too many newbies out those nights, slowing down us party pros.

[onan]

I'm very involved in my nieces and nephews lives. I guess it depends on how close you are with your siblings. Distance and relationship wise.

ok, I'll say it. She's a kid. It's part of her job to be stupid. Tomorrow, when you support her favorite thing, or buy her tickets to the best pop band, you will be the best ever.

It is funny to think face book is donkey dung, then take offense to anything written there. She's a kid, so what if you aren't number one. Wait till your jewels pick your scummy neighbor's kids for advice instead of you... then it hurts.

[jazmunda]

ok, I'll say it. She's a kid. It's part of her job to be stupid. Tomorrow, when you support her favorite thing, or buy her tickets to the best pop band, you will be the best ever.

It is funny to think face book is donkey dung, then take offense to anything written there. She's a kid, so what if you aren't number one. Wait till your jewels pick your scummy neighbor's kids for advice instead of you... then it hurts.

You sound like my wife. Stop being reasonable on this forum. Did you not read the terms of service?

[Treading Water]

You sound like my wife. Stop being reasonable on this forum. Did you not read the terms of service?

Well, he did put it in the "Things That Annoy You" thread.     

[UnscreenedCaller]

Snow, or more accurately, the hysteria that occurs before a snowstorm. OMG - get milk! Get bread!!!

I live in an area where you can walk in any direction less than 10 minutes and get either, and yet the grocery shelves are empty.

[FightTheFuture]

Snow, or more accurately, the hysteria that occurs before a snowstorm. OMG - get milk! Get bread!!!

I live in an area where you can walk in any direction less than 10 minutes and get either, and yet the grocery shelves are empty.

Try living in hurricane alley.

[Cynnie]

I bought all that damn bread! Im eating toast and jelly like its the damn cure

[UnscreenedCaller]

Try living in hurricane alley.

Thanks but no thanks. Sandy was enough. There was no duct tape for weeks.

[BobGrau]

Just because I like to lie down a lot, it doesn't mean it's ok for you to wipe your feet on my face.

Or:

It doesn't matter if I give you elbow room, you're not allowed to jack off in my presence.

[MV/Liberace!]

I think it's a way for them to continue to manipulate the system/others as well as get some attention from certain sectors of the media long after they and their stories are out of the spotlight.

that's definitely an equally valid angle.

[MV/Liberace!]

Snow, or more accurately, the hysteria that occurs before a snowstorm. OMG - get milk! Get bread!!!

no shit.  and why specifically milk?  why do people instinctively seem to think a secretion from a cow's tit is among the most important items to have in a snow storm?  i would think they'd be more concerned with ice scrapers and salt.

[eddie dean]

no shit.  and why specifically milk?  why do people instinctively seem to think a secretion from a cow's tit is among the most important items to have in a snow storm?  i would think they'd be more concerned with ice scrapers and salt.

Fuck milk! I try to avoid liquids with measurable quantities of pus, blood, feces, bacteria, viruses, herbicides, pesticides, dioxins and antibiotics. But that is just me. Plus, milk makes me fart.