Things That Annoy You

[nooryisawesome]

The united states postal service ..
They suck ass

Havent i mentioned this at least a brazillion times ?

Ehh Ups wasnt any better. They knocked on my door quickly, By the time I got over to the door (had to put the dog up as he likes to run away), they were no where to be seen.

[aldousburbank]

The united states postal service ..
They suck ass

Havent i mentioned this at least a brazillion times ?

I did not know that they offered this service. Is it expensive?

[georgesucks]

george ,is that you?

Im not noory.

[zeebo]

People in the media who refer to serious criminals as "bad guys".  I mean c'mon, grow up - you sound like some kid playing cops n' robbers.

[steelbot]

I did not know that they offered this service. Is it expensive?

The united states postal service ..
They suck ass

Havent i mentioned this at least a brazillion times ?

And the US postal system has been great to me! - if they offered this service it'd be EVEN BETTER!

[eddie dean]

Ehh Ups wasnt any better. They knocked on my door quickly, By the time I got over to the door (had to put the dog up as he likes to run away), they were no where to be seen.

Be thankful you get a knock. The UPS drivers around here drop the box on the doorstep and run. No knock, no doorbell, no nothing. I rarely use the front door.  when I leave the house its always through the garage. I've had a package sit on the doorstep for 2 days. Only to realize, it had in fact been delivered, after I checked the online delivery status. How much longer would it take the driver to push the doorbell? 2 seconds? 
Why do they mock me so?

[steelbot]

Be thankful you get a knock. The UPS drivers around here drop the box on the doorstep and run. No knock, no doorbell, no nothing. I rarely use the front door.  when I leave the house its always through the garage. I've had a package sit on the doorstep for 2 days. Only to realize, it had in fact been delivered, after I checked the online delivery status. How much longer would it take the driver to push the doorbell? 2 seconds? 
Why do they mock me so?

same so frustrating.

[maureen]

fed express merged with ups and the company is now called the FED UPS

[zeebo]

Why are there still Christmas movies and commercials running?  Hey Santa, Christmas was two days ago, get your fat ass off my tv screen!

[area51drone]

And the US postal system has been great to me! - if they offered this service it'd be EVEN BETTER!

As someone who ships a couple hundred packages a day, let me tell you.  UPS sucks.  The post office is the most reliable service, and they're also the most lenient when it comes to an address that might be slightly off.   They have the least number of lost packages as well.  UPS employees think their shit doesn't stink, and they get paid extremely high wages for what they do.   Our UPS driver pulls in $100k+ a year, with 6 weeks of vacation and of course all the other union benefits.   He is the first to admit that he's paid very well.  Anyone who tells you that a UPS driver is overworked is full of shit.   They get paid for every hour they're out there.  Most of the ones I see are lollygagging around when they're not knock and running like you guys have said.   They do not have a customer service attitude.    Fedex is different.   Many if not most FedEx drivers own their own routes so they care as most business owners would.  Their service is excellent in my experience, as they will go the extra mile to get you and retain you as a customer.   But they're no post office when it comes to reliable, fast, cheap shipping.  Low rung postal employees aren't paid extremely high wages, even though they are union.   The dozen or so people that I know who work for the post office and that I deal with on a regular basis are hard workers and do a good job.   The managers on the other hand are not of much help when there is a problem.     If you have any issues with your postal service, try tipping your carrier a starbucks card now and then - it will likely make a huge difference for you.

[BobGrau]

LADIES: when you wear a stupid hat all I'm thinking is 'sweaty hair' 

[West of the Rockies]

Well, I imagine "the ladies" are thinking the same thing when they see some brohan wearing a baseball hat forwards, backwards, sidewise, inside-out... pretty much anytime.  Or else they might be thinking, "Dude's losin' his hair."

[BobGrau]

Well, I imagine "the ladies" are thinking the same thing when they see some brohan wearing a baseball hat forwards, backwards, sidewise, inside-out... pretty much anytime.  Or else they might be thinking, "Dude's losin' his hair."

Yeah, I mean men too, but 'LADIES:' on its own looks funnier.

[Cynnie]

I did not know that they offered this service. Is it expensive?

Hahahahahahahahaaaa!

[Cynnie]

This should be under things that make me weep ..
My old dog is going to need his second knee( whatever dogs have for knees) surgery ..i love the damn mutt ..but shit , this sato has cost me a bazillion dollars

[Sambo]

That's shitty

[bateman]

People who pronounce syrup "sirrup".

[fotd]

mmmm... sizzurp.

[Cynnie]

People who pronounce syrup "sirrup".

You've made me say syrup a million times ..i think i say surrr-up ..im all southern so im insecure

[McPhallus]

The united states postal service ..
They suck ass

Havent i mentioned this at least a brazillion times ?

This reminds me of the Lincolnshire, IL, office, which lost my $1200 package within two hours of my dropping it off.  Took a good 50 days for the insurance claim to get processed, but hey, at least I had the fucking insurance.

[UnscreenedCaller]

People who pronounce syrup "sirrup".

Wait, how are you supposed to pronounce syrup? sear' up? suhr' ip?

[zeebo]

....at least I had the fucking insurance.

Jeez another great service I didn't know about.

[bateman]

Wait, how are you supposed to pronounce syrup? sear' up? suhr' ip?

Closer to that first way, yeah.

You've made me say syrup a million times ..i think i say surrr-up ..im all southern so im insecure

Southern accents are charming so you get a pass. For some reason I'm just thinking about women from Bergen County, NJ who also pronounce "drawing" as "drawering". Makes me grind my teeth.

[georgesucks]

George Noory annoys me because he is still the host of coast to coast am.

[slippingaway]

Things that annoy me: People who feel entitled.

"A hole's a hole." -Eleanor Roosevelt

Best. Quote. Ever.

[Heather Wade]

Wallet stolen on Christmas.  Cash gone, of course.   

Isn't life just great.  Now, where are those bootstraps?  Ugh.

[eddie dean]

fed express merged with ups and the company is now called the FED UPS

I don't know when to believe your dirty mouth!
In a related story (not really)
Dog breeders have succesfully bread a bulldog and a shih tzu.
It's called a bull-shit

Waka-waka {rim shot}

Tip your waiters & waitresses.
good night bellgab!
{Drops the microphone}

[BobGrau]

Best. Quote. Ever.

I dunno... ever heard "any hole's a goal"?

[Cynnie]

Wallet stolen on Christmas.  Cash gone, of course.   

Isn't life just great.  Now, where are those bootstraps?  Ugh.

Oh nooo!!
Im worried about the target thing ..i never use cash ever and now im skeered that me buying a bag of skittles and fuzzy socks is going to cost me my whole bank account

[b_dubb]

Oh nooo!!
Im worried about the target thing ..i never use cash ever and now im skeered that me buying a bag of skittles and fuzzy socks is going to cost me my whole bank account

maybe the powers that be should do invest a smidge more into infrastructure?  seeing how commerce is the cornerstone of our economy.  maybe i'm just a pussy.  i don't know

the propensity for fraud makes a good argument for using only cash for transactions