Things That Annoy You

[steelbot]

Haha

You do a very good Connery.

I'd say I do a good Darrell Hammond's Connery =P It's easier to do off the cuff than reading prepared text ya know.  Thanks and Merry Day to ya over on the other side of the pond!

[zeebo]

Who's the genius who decided some time ago that all radio ad phone numbers must now be repeated at least three times?  Please direct me to this genius so I can punch them in the face.

[onan]

Who's the genius who decided some time ago that all radio ad phone numbers must now be repeated at least three times?  Please direct me to this genius so I can punch them in the face.

...so I can punch them in the face. ...so I can punch them in the face. ...so I can punch them in the face.

[aldousburbank]

...so I can punch them in the face. ...so I can punch them in the face. ...so I can punch them in the face.

Fucking Onan. 

[Juan]

Who's the genius who decided some time ago that all radio ad phone numbers must now be repeated at least three times?  Please direct me to this genius so I can punch them in the face.

I'm pretty sure it was someone at the consulting firm, Frank N. Magid and Associates.
http://magid.com/

Thank you for the opportunity to give a serious answer to a rant.  Such opportunities don't arise often.

[zeebo]

I'm pretty sure it was someone at the consulting firm, Frank N. Magid and Associates.
http://magid.com/

Thank you for the opportunity to give a serious answer to a rant.  Such opportunities don't arise often.

Great, let's send Onan over there ... he's so mad he's gonna punch 'em 3 times.   

Meanwhile I will seek out any tv ad exec who thinks talking babies is still funny and force-feed them Gerber's until they promise to stop.

[wr250]

Great, let's send Onan over there ... he's so mad he's gonna punch 'em 3 times.   

Meanwhile I will seek out any tv ad exec who thinks talking babies is still funny and force-feed them nooryisms until they promise to stop.

fixed it for you .

[MV/Liberace!]

1)  a 19 year old girl who has a baby amid totally inauspicious circumstances and decides not to put the child up for adoption.  we're talking reeeally bad circumstances, here.  instead (and in congruity with her class/education), she selfishly decides to keep the baby merely because said baby came out of her hole, thus ensuring the same diarrhea shit path for the baby's life.  fuck you.

2)  i recently started using facebook after a two year hiatus.  i've been quickly reminded of why i originally left.  if i have to see this one more time:



or this:



i'm going to get very rapey.

[Cynnie]

1)  a 19 year old girl who has a baby amid totally inauspicious circumstances and decides not to put the child up for adoption.  we're talking reeeally bad circumstances, here.  instead (and in congruity with her class/education), she selfishly decides to keep the baby merely because said baby came out of her hole, thus ensuring the same diarrhea shit path for the baby's life.  fuck you.

2)  i recently started using facebook after a two year hiatus.  i've been quickly reminded of why i originally left.  if i have to see this one more time:



or this:



i'm going to get very rapey.

I went batshit crazy when a 16 year old home made tatted up texas chick posted she was preggers with triplets cause she took fertility drugs ..and is sooo proud of it

[onan]

1)  a 19 year old girl who has a baby amid totally inauspicious circumstances and decides not to put the child up for adoption.  we're talking reeeally bad circumstances, here.  instead (and in congruity with her class/education), she selfishly decides to keep the baby merely because said baby came out of her hole, thus ensuring the same diarrhea shit path for the baby's life.  fuck you.

Yeah, the sanctity of motherhood. In a majority of families most things are quite normal. But, for those outside that bell curve... it does make the mind boggle. Several years ago, a very psychotic woman, was being treated in a state hospital. She refused all medications that would treat her psychosis, had been doing so for more than a decade. She had four children prior to her inpatient at the time. All four were in foster care due to her illness, refusal for treatment, significant substance abuse, and violent behaviors. The states position was she was well within her rights to refuse treatment. And no one dared bring up contraceptives or a tubal ligation. She now has five children all still in foster care. And there is no improvement in her illness. good times.

[bateman]

1)  a 19 year old girl who has a baby amid totally inauspicious circumstances and decides not to put the child up for adoption.  we're talking reeeally bad circumstances, here.  instead (and in congruity with her class/education), she selfishly decides to keep the baby merely because said baby came out of her hole, thus ensuring the same diarrhea shit path for the baby's life.  fuck you.

2)  i recently started using facebook after a two year hiatus.  i've been quickly reminded of why i originally left.  if i have to see this one more time:



or this:



i'm going to get very rapey.

GAY rapey?

[MV/Liberace!]

I went batshit crazy when a 16 year old home made tatted up texas chick posted she was preggers with triplets cause she took fertility drugs ..and is sooo proud of it

the state should take them away from her and place them with a suitable family who can remain anonymous if they choose.  for multiple reasons.  my fairytale libertarian world of limited government starts imploding on its self where issues of inept parents emerge.

[MV/Liberace!]

GAY rapey?

doesn't necessarily matter.  as long as someone feels "harmed" when it's over.

[bateman]

doesn't necessarily matter.  as long as someone feels "harmed" when it's over.

"A hole's a hole." -Eleanor Roosevelt

[BobGrau]

Yeah, the sanctity of motherhood. In a majority of families most things are quite normal. But, for those outside that bell curve... it does make the mind boggle. Several years ago, a very psychotic woman, was being treated in a state hospital. She refused all medications that would treat her psychosis, had been doing so for more than a decade. She had four children prior to her inpatient at the time. All four were in foster care due to her illness, refusal for treatment, significant substance abuse, and violent behaviors. The states position was she was well within her rights to refuse treatment. And no one dared bring up contraceptives or a tubal ligation. She now has five children all still in foster care. And there is no improvement in her illness. good times.

Cheapskates.

[zeebo]

....force-feed them nooryisms...

Jeez I just wanna get their attention, not break their poor brains! :

[jazmunda]

"A hole's a hole." -Eleanor Roosevelt

Was she referring to putting into the wrong hole in golf? If it's a euphemism then best First Lady ever!

[steelbot]

Was she referring to putting into the wrong hole in golf? If it's a euphemism then best First Lady ever!

Wasn't she a lesbian?..or at least bisexual.  not that there's anything wrong with that...

[bateman]

Was she referring to putting into the wrong hole in golf? If it's a euphemism then best First Lady ever!

It was made up. By me.

[bateman]

But yes to Steelbot:

http://books.google.com/books?id=nvt8el4QtPwC&pg=PA652&lpg=PA652&dq=eleanor+roosevelt+hyde+park+lesbian&source=bl&ots=m9yd-E_wpq&sig=IXFvi39ws77HUdrEndxCsR1YZSg&hl=en&sa=X&ei=Rv-8UszbCcTnrAe9hoGgAQ&ved=0CDwQ6AEwBA#v=onepage&q=eleanor%20roosevelt%20hyde%20park%20lesbian&f=false

[steelbot]

But yes to Steelbot:

http://books.google.com/books?id=nvt8el4QtPwC&pg=PA652&lpg=PA652&dq=eleanor+roosevelt+hyde+park+lesbian&source=bl&ots=m9yd-E_wpq&sig=IXFvi39ws77HUdrEndxCsR1YZSg&hl=en&sa=X&ei=Rv-8UszbCcTnrAe9hoGgAQ&ved=0CDwQ6AEwBA#v=onepage&q=eleanor%20roosevelt%20hyde%20park%20lesbian&f=false

i was pretty sure of it.

[nooryisawesome]

People who toss/steal my lunch.

I put my lunch bag in the fridge like I have since Feb 2013, when is started working here.
Go to get said lunch and find it missing. There is a note on the door which has been on the door since fucking feb. which says every other friday they clean out the firdge which is true, but they leave lunch bags alone.
I call housekeeping and i get my bag back from the freaking trash. Which I only wanted it back because it had my phone charger in it.
I find that some cookies are still in it (not that i wanted tp eat them)
I find some stuff from the deli from earth fare (like whole foods) is missing.
I then find a hoursekeeper chowing down on my fucking lunch. I spent $12 on that which is an expensive lunch for me. I got my phone charger and chucked the rest.

Fuck that shit man.

[ziznak]

Shoulda kicked that housekeeper in the koont!

[ItsOver]

Reminds me of Costanza eating from the trash. 

Seinfeld - That's Garbage

[nooryisawesome]

Reminds me of Costanza eating from the trash. 

Seinfeld - That's Garbage

I remember that episode.
The funny thing is my co-worker is going eat the box of cookied which were recovered. In his denfense they were sealed. THey were also inside of my lunch bag, which was in a trashbag, in a trash can.

I refuse to eat anything that was in the trash. Im no George.

[wr250]

things that annoy me: time travel. note this package left salt lake city at 00:00:00 , 1:07 before it got processed at slc .

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[georgesucks]

things that annoy me: time travel. note this package left salt lake city at 00:00:00 , 1:07 before it got processed at slc .

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Could the angels be handling your stuff?

[aldousburbank]

Could the angels be handling your stuff?

I had this happen a few glorious times, when I was single of course.

[wr250]

Could the angels be handling your stuff?

george ,is that you?

[Cynnie]

The united states postal service ..
They suck ass

Havent i mentioned this at least a brazillion times ?