Things That Annoy You

[Eddie Coyle]

The fact that anyone continues to be interested in Kim Kardashian's relentless, obsessive, narcissistic exhibitionism, because nothing says "sexy" like a vacant eyed, steatopygic bag of oily, hairless skin stuffed with silicone and collagen.  Am I right, fellas?

      Only a homo(a closet case type declaring "she's hot") or mongoloid would find that slimy beast attractive. That vomit inducing zilch is a litmus test. If you find ANYTHING appealing about that shit stain, then you should be quarantined and killed.

[Robert Ghostwolf's Ghost]

Or a gay fish.

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[The General]

She makes Ru Paul look like the apex of femininity.

[UnscreenedCaller]

The fact that anyone continues to be interested in Kim Kardashian's relentless, obsessive, narcissistic exhibitionism, because nothing says "sexy" like a vacant eyed, steatopygic bag of oily, hairless skin stuffed with silicone and collagen.  Am I right, fellas?

I ain't a fella but I am mightily tired of Kim Kardashian's ass peering out at me wherever I go on the intertoobs. If I want to see an arse like that, I'll mosey down the road to Belmont racetrack and place a bet.

[Yorkshire pud]

The fact that anyone continues to be interested in Kim Kardashian's relentless, obsessive, narcissistic exhibitionism, because nothing says "sexy" like a vacant eyed, steatopygic bag of oily, hairless skin stuffed with silicone and collagen.  Am I right, fellas?

Oh man; if she's ever defined as the standard by which sexiness is judged, I want to go live in a cave on a remote island. There are sessions of bringing up the contents of my stomach after too much beer and rich food that have more sexual appeal than that talentless bint. Seriously. She hasn't a clue how to be sexy.

[paladin1991]

Kaspersky tells me this a.m. that 'security is at risk, DB corrupted, protection paused, problem detected (with subscription), License problem detected.'
I go to the website and see that this is not an uncommon problem.  Apparently, when subscriptions were generated, some yahoo gave 'expired keys.'   
Also, instructions to work the problem don't work the problem.
Fucking nerds.

[b_dubb]

I ain't a fella but I am mightily tired of Kim Kardashian's ass peering out at me wherever I go on the intertoobs. If I want to see an arse like that, I'll mosey down the road to Belmont racetrack and place a bet.

You're good. Remind me to never piss you off.

[jazmunda]

If it wasn't for that flaccid cock inducing fuck tape that she starred in no one would know who the fuck she is.

[area51drone]

People that can't take a joke.

[FightTheFuture]

      Only a homo(a closet case type declaring "she's hot") or mongoloid would find that slimy beast attractive. That vomit inducing zilch is a litmus test. If you find ANYTHING appealing about that shit stain, then you should be quarantined and killed.

I just can't seem to get over how large her behind is. That thing is monstrous! Do the brothers find that attractive??

Do we have a brother in the crowd that could clear this up?

[Juan]

There have been numerous arrests in Florida of unlicensed people giving back-street ass injections.  Some were using over the counter silicon caulk.  All I have seen have been black, so it seems to be popular within a certain culture.

[area51drone]

I just can't seem to get over how large her behind is. That thing is monstrous! Do the brothers find that attractive??

Do we have a brother in the crowd that could clear this up?

Kayne obviously approves.

I might be in the minority here, but I don't think she's ugly or anything.  Stupid, maybe, I don't know her and I've never once watched even a minute of her tv show.   Big butt?  Yes, but I don't like chicks with flat asses either.   Is her ass perfect?   No.  But it's not like she's overweight or something.  You can't fault her for her ass being big, because she's not obese.   If I were a single guy in my 20's again,  I wouldn't have turned her away.

Here's the reality "star" who you guys should be complaining about:

[area51drone]

If you find ANYTHING appealing about that shit stain, then you should be quarantined and killed.

It's obvious that I'm the minority in this crowd, but outside of the ranty bellgab crew, clearly she has millions of people (guys and girls alike) who do find her attractive.

[AZ/CO]

She's not obese but she isn't slim.  She easily carries an extra 30 lbs for her height.  There isn't one still photograph of her out there that isn't Photo-Shopped.  And the fact that I cared enough to type that I find annoying.

[b_dubb]

What is disgusting about her is that she is a completely empty celebrity, a gold digger, and without talent of any kind. She'd be very attractive if she wasn't such a horrible person.

[Yorkshire pud]

What is disgusting about her is that she is a completely empty celebrity, a gold digger, and without talent of any kind. She'd be very attractive if she wasn't such a horrible person.

I think it's that she's so vacuous and shallow that makes her so unattractive. She's essentially a prostitute; not that I have anything against prostitution per se, but she should be honest about it. She isn't sexy; sexiness isn't a physical thing. It's a way a woman (if you're a heterosexual man) carries herself; the way she smiles, flashes her eyes, the way she flirts. It's ingredient X. KK hasn't any of that. She's a choreographed plastic doll.

[PB the Deplorable]

Didn't this 'fat butts are now attractive' thing all start with Jennifer Lopez? 

[FightTheFuture]

Didn't this 'fat butts are now attractive' thing all start with Jennifer Lopez?

I researched this and it seems the whole phenomenon goes back to ONE thing...


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SYyd0dvNNXU

[PB the Deplorable]

Donkey likes big butts

[b_dubb]

I miss the days of "I Want To Hold Your Hand" and "Love Love Me Do".  Now there's no imagination, feeling or sentiment.  We've been reduced to rutting animals.  Disgusting.

[Treading Water]

Here's the reality "star" who you guys should be complaining about:

Sorry, I'm reality TV clueless.  Is this KK with class?     :

[Robert Ghostwolf's Ghost]

I think it's that she's so vacuous and shallow that makes her so unattractive. She's essentially a prostitute; not that I have anything against prostitution per se, but she should be honest about it. She isn't sexy; sexiness isn't a physical thing. It's a way a woman (if you're a heterosexual man) carries herself; the way she smiles, flashes her eyes, the way she flirts. It's ingredient X. KK hasn't any of that. She's a choreographed plastic doll.

Exactly.  Sexiness and sensuousness are much more than the sum of body parts, particularly when most of those parts are ersatz.  It's all about the attitude and the way a woman carries herself.  Why can't you be that profound all the time, Yorkie?

[Yorkshire pud]

Exactly.  Sexiness and sensuousness are much more than the sum of body parts, particularly when most of those parts are ersatz.  It's all about the attitude and the way a woman carries herself.  Why can't you be that profound all the time, Yorkie?

Because I don't always get paid for it. I was paid this time. Although I've been known to throw in profound freebies. I've been consulted before on pretty much all important issues of the world; but after a few glasses of Shiraz, my profoundness begins to go down hill and resemble the inchherant rmblings of a pissed up...shel ihih ihhg thiiulh

[wr250]

Because I don't always get paid for it. I was paid this time. Although I've been known to throw in profound freebies. I've been consulted before on pretty much all important issues of the world; but after a few glasses of Shiraz, my profoundness begins to go down hill and resemble the inchherant rmblings of a pissed up...shel ihih ihhg thiiulh

is shel ihih ihhg thiiulh a colloquialism for "i got noory'ed real good" ? i cant imagine you at your drunkest ever being as dumb as nooron.

[Yorkshire pud]

is shel ihih ihhg thiiulh a colloquialism for "i got noory'ed real good" ? i cant imagine you at your drunkest ever being as dumb as nooron.

Maybe not these days, age and poverty have taken their toll; but in my younger, more reckless days I was known to fall with casual abandonment into front gardens on the crawl home from the pub. It was a pretty dumb thing to do, I'm not sure even Georgeeeeee would be that silly.

[PB the Deplorable]

... in my younger, more reckless days I was known to fall with casual abandonment into front gardens on the crawl home from the pub...

Wait a minute, didn't we attend university together?

[area51drone]

Sorry, I'm reality TV clueless.  Is this KK with class?     :

Not sure if you're serious....   I've never seen this show either, but she's known as "Mama June" from Honey Boo Boo.

[zeebo]

Not sure if you're serious....   I've never seen this show either, but she's known as "Mama June" from Honey Boo Boo....

Oh you had to bring this up.  I'm still reeling from her break-up with "Sugar Bear".

[area51drone]

Oh you had to bring this up.  I'm still reeling from her break-up with "Sugar Bear".

Who wouldn't leave one trailer trash guy for a child molester.  I mean, come on, seriously....  Mama June has got it going on!

[Heather Wade]

Beer.  It annoys me, yet I am drinking it.   :