Things That Annoy You

[zeebo]

When conversational velocity exceeds the speed of the speaker's intelligence, unless I'm the one talking.

Related to this .... when Bill the Amateur Athiest Astronomer calls c2c and his conversational acceleration exceeds the speed of sound, resulting in a sonic boom of annoying babble.

[b_dubb]

Bill the Amateur Athiest Astronomer ... let's just shorten that to Bill the Asshole ... or ... the Asshole

[jazmunda]

Bill the Amateur Athiest Astronomer ... let's just shorten that to Bill the Asshole ... or ... the Asshole

I prefer BAAA which sums up the current C2CAM audience.

[Yorkshire pud]

when your 70 lb dog decides to jump on the bed, only to land on top of your sensitive bits while your sleeping.

It's okay; when it's put down you can get a smaller dog.

[Robert Ghostwolf's Ghost]

It's okay; when it's put down you can get a smaller dog.

Perhaps a lovely terrier?

http://youtu.be/v3Q2HZRjHHQ

[b_dubb]

I prefer BAAA which sums up the current C2CAM audience.

he's an amateur astronomer and a professional anus

[paladin1991]

Hahaaa!  I skipped it last night.  (Wonder how many others across the globe skipped it?)

[zeebo]

he's an amateur astronomer and a professional anus

Hehe, made me laugh, and being at Bill the AAAA's expense, it's like a double-win. 

[coaster]

Bored enough to watch that stupid Pawn Stars show. The bald one just bought his daughter a brand new Mercedes because the ten thousand dollar cars were not pretty enough. I hate how people this dumb can be that rich.

[paladin1991]

Bored enough to watch that stupid Pawn Stars show. The bald one just bought his daughter a brand new Mercedes because the ten thousand dollar cars were not pretty enough. I hate how people this dumb can be that rich.

Just doesn't seem fair, does it?

[zeebo]

Bored enough to watch that stupid Pawn Stars show. The bald one just bought his daughter a brand new Mercedes because the ten thousand dollar cars were not pretty enough. I hate how people this dumb can be that rich.

I admit I used to watch that.  It's sooooo totally fake though.  All scripted and staged.  I heard if you actually go to the store in Vegas those guys aren't even there.  They only show up a few hours a week for highly-controlled filming.

[Juan]

Chumlee is worth more than 5-million dollars.

[wr250]

art bell quits DMRN, even before he started on there.

[zeebo]

People who kiss their dogs right on the mouth.  Bleeeeeech!  If you gotta do that, keep it in the privacy of your own home please.

[PB the Deplorable]

I'm almost out of Halloween candy

[jazmunda]

art bell quits DMRN, even before he started on there.

This should be posted in the Things That Don't Surprise Me thread.

[eddie dean]

Bored enough to watch that stupid Pawn Stars show. The bald one just bought his daughter a brand new Mercedes because the ten thousand dollar cars were not pretty enough. I hate how people this dumb can be that rich.

That's reality Tee-Vee for ya. Turning idiots into rich idiots.
The producers of Pawn Stars need to be pounded in the face, repeatedly, with WWI memorabilia.

[eddie dean]

People who kiss their dogs right on the mouth.  Bleeeeeech!  If you gotta do that, keep it in the privacy of your own home please.

I agree, disgusting!
Also, When people let their dogs lick their face.
Now your face has the scent of dog balls and kibble. barf! 

[jazmunda]

I agree, disgusting!
Also, When people let their dogs lick their face.
Now your face has the scent of dog balls and kibble. barf! 

Also people who are eating something with a spoon and then feed the dog with that same spoon and then proceed to continue using the spoon themselves.

[Heather Wade]

Mexico & North Korea.    

[wr250]

in no particular order:
george noory

lifetime networks (i suspect that noory has stock or other part in this "network" just so he can say "look something that sucks worse than i" )

petty suckage caused by george noory (IE the recent bell-rowland-church-noory snit)

[Heather Wade]

in no particular order:
george noory

lifetime networks (i suspect that noory has stock or other part in this "network" just so he can say "look something that sucks worse than i" )

petty suckage caused by george noory (IE the recent bell-rowland-church-noory snit)

Ok.  You win.   

[pate]

At this time of the year I hate the Ginko Biloba, the city fathers apparently decided they would be a nice tree to plant along the road (and sidewalk) in this neighborhood, so my route from my house to the bar this time of year is littered with the fruit of these trees, I find that they smell like dog shit, and if I am not careful I walk into the bar or my house smelling like I've stepped in dog shit.  On a bright note, the one planted in front of my house is a male, so my car doesn't get dog shit fruit stuck in the treads of the tires when pulling in and out of the driveway.

Speaking of dog shit, isn't Ginko Biloba some sort of cure-all hawked on that Gnoory shew?  (The dog shit reference here is to the show)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ginkgo_biloba

[Grov505th]

I admit I used to watch that.  It's sooooo totally fake though.  All scripted and staged.  I heard if you actually go to the store in Vegas those guys aren't even there.  They only show up a few hours a week for highly-controlled filming.

Yeah I was in Vegas for training a couple of years ago and wandered down to the store.
They were only letting 10 people in at a time and said that we could told to leave if something "good" came in and they wanted to film.
The store was tiny and dirty, and one whole section was nothing but t-shirts and other things for the show.
And none of the "characters" were anywhere to be seen.

[Eddie Coyle]

      That sissy goober who does the Walgreens radio ads. I'm at the corner of tracking him down and stabbing him with a rusty knife that I just peed on.

[FightTheFuture]

      That sissy goober who does the Walgreens radio ads. I'm at the corner of tracking him down and stabbing him with a rusty knife that I just peed on.

When you`re done, how much to whack the broad in "Texassuperfoooooooooooooood.com" ad?

[Eddie Coyle]

When you`re done, how much to whack the broad in "Texassuperfoooooooooooooood.com" ad?

    I've had the good fortune to have never heard that ad...but it sounds like it's atrocious. A freebie.

[Little Hater]

      That sissy goober who does the Walgreens radio ads. I'm at the corner of tracking him down and stabbing him with a rusty knife that I just peed on.

And, please, the guy who does the Menards radio ads.

[Robert Ghostwolf's Ghost]

The fact that anyone continues to be interested in Kim Kardashian's relentless, obsessive, narcissistic exhibitionism, because nothing says "sexy" like a vacant eyed, steatopygic bag of oily, hairless skin stuffed with silicone and collagen.  Am I right, fellas?

[Bart Ell]

The world was a better place when women felt like they needed to tie a sweater around their waist to hide a mess like that.

SOFA please come back.