Things That Annoy You

[eyenoeyeno]

Am I the only one that cooks marijuana in with bacon?

Probably.   I'd rather just smoke one while cooking the bacon. You have some sort of recipe for this though? Maybe we could get aldous to like bacon if it had weed in it.

[aldousburbank]

Probably.   I'd rather just smoke one while cooking the bacon. You have some sort of recipe for this though? Maybe we could get aldous to like bacon if it had weed in it.

If you and Odude cooked it up Mohammed and I both may join you infidels for breakfast.  And I'll bring these, in case jihad breaks out.

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[Mind Flayer Monk]

If you and Odude cooked it up Mohammed and I both may join you infidels for breakfast.  And I'll bring these, in case jihad breaks out.

So insensitive to other cultures!

[aldousburbank]

So insensitive to other cultures!

That's what the pigs say.

[PB the Deplorable]

When people say 'I'm not sure', when they actually have no friggin idea.

'I'm not sure' means 'there are several possibilities and I haven't decided which is the right one', not 'I don't have the foggiest notion'. 



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[DigitalPigSnuggler]

When people say 'I'm not sure', when they actually have no friggin idea.

'I'm not sure' means 'there are several possibilities and I haven't decided which is the right one', not 'I don't have the foggiest notion'. 

People who declare that they are "undecided" on the eve of an election are annoying to me.

After months and months of having information available to them, they wait until the final days, when any pretense at reasoned debate is dropped and the two sides are flinging mud with both hands.  THAT'S when they finally make their decision about whom to vote for.

[West of the Rockies]

It seems clear to me that the perpetually undecided are either congenitally stupid, wildly fearful of their privacy, or attention hogs who want to keep being approached by pollsters.

[b_dubb]

She's actin' like she's da queen and weez da story people!

I heard him say "we're the sorry people".  I want to slap his fat face but at the same time I want to buy him a pound of applewood smoked bacon.  Cause that fat little fucker is hysterical.

[DigitalPigSnuggler]

It seems clear to me that the perpetually undecided are either congenitally stupid, wildly fearful of their privacy, or attention hogs who want to keep being approached by pollsters.

Nailed it.

[Mind Flayer Monk]

...wildly fearful of their privacy...

That is probably 90% of bellgabbers.

[paladin1991]

... she's (the lady in the yellow sweater) is a stone cold fox.   

Mmmm.  Wonder what she would look like.....wrapped in nothing but bacon.

[paladin1991]

I heard him say "we're the sorry people".  I want to slap his fat face but at the same time I want to buy him a pound of applewood smoked bacon.  Cause that fat little fucker is hysterical.

very well spoken for a baby 'neck.

[pate]

What? There's more than one Phil in the USA? I need that corroborated by a reliable source.

You were of course referring to Douche Ramsey's kissing cousin Dr. Phil?

edit: I of course refer to some cricket match I am watching from the archives.  Let me check something... yep right around the 2:00:00 mark +/- 0:05:00

[pate]

&other thang, what ever happened to that strange 'scientific' guy from the various History Channel (or H2) shows that had the Mohawk?  I think he was on Ancient Aliens, pretty sure he was on MonsterQuest (a true expose of the things one is not meant to see) and other shows...  I think they put his name up followed by a comma and the letters PhD...  at the time it only made me crack up (laugh, gents, as in jovial paroxyisms sp) to see such a character represented as a 'serious' PhD... but anyhow, I guess this statement doesn't belong, as it did not really annoy me, but caused me to laugh and wonder why Jorge Nooron showed up in later seasons as some sort of 'expert'...  As a scientist, my faith in Scientists was undermined, and some how THAT annoyed me...

edit: 02:10:00 +/- 00:05:00  about at the good stuff...

[pate]

People who declare that they are "undecided" on the eve of an election are annoying to me.

After months and months of having information available to them, they wait until the final days, when any pretense at reasoned debate is dropped and the two sides are flinging mud with both hands.  THAT'S when they finally make their decision about whom to vote for.

EXACTLY my point DPS!  They don't know still and yet are allowed to register to vote on the day of or shortly before, it is as if Saul fell off the bull Tarus (sp) shortly before assembling at the Field of Mars (I may be mistaken, but that is where the 'neocons' prefer to vote...) and then what happens?  I won't spare you the study of history as it trembles forward from Republic to Empire and the other travails...  Other than to tell you the Anna Karenina (sp) is hella boring and if you have half a brane you quit reading it when it bores you as the end is evident....  Notice I say evident, but not 'self' with that description, but could be edifiying should one choose to read it through to the bitter end...

AGAIN, I dissemble...  Will no one stop me?  Will I not stop myself?

I refer you to oft quoted (by me) but seldom recognized:

Existential SW (In French)

Ennui!

[pate]

Dammit, Commies!

I am about to find a way to get a JBS (John Birch Society) sticker to put on my recycle bin just to express solidarity with the whole foolish idea that there isn't a Commie under my bed...  I found one the other day, scrunched its head under my jackboot...  Not a "NOTICE OF INFESTATION" but more a "hey, bro pay attention"

Dammit, and dam Commies.  Infiltratitin' my beautiful home with their bestie wee noggins...  have to step on them really, you would too if you saw the face and not the detritus of the wee buggers...  Dammit, that's profane is some archaic form of English....  BUGGER!  haha

Oh crap, I read the Articles of War and the associated documents explainin' that document and I find that BUGGER is homos3xual...  Damn the Brits and their common practices suddenly becummin law here in this grate country....

What is law anyhow?  Why forever did we try to break with 'em?

There ain't no place that I'd rather be!

No honey (boo boo) there...

Dammit I am unfair!

[WildCard]

&other thang, what ever happened to that strange 'scientific' guy from the various History Channel (or H2) shows that had the Mohawk?  I think he was on Ancient Aliens, pretty sure he was on MonsterQuest (a true expose of the things one is not meant to see) and other shows...  I think they put his name up followed by a comma and the letters PhD...  at the time it only made me crack up (laugh, gents, as in jovial paroxyisms sp) to see such a character represented as a 'serious' PhD... but anyhow, I guess this statement doesn't belong, as it did not really annoy me, but caused me to laugh and wonder why Jorge Nooron showed up in later seasons as some sort of 'expert'...  As a scientist, my faith in Scientists was undermined, and some how THAT annoyed me...

edit: 02:10:00 +/- 00:05:00  about at the good stuff...

At least with real scientists. with real degrees, the hoaxes and frauds are in the minority.

99% of paranormal researchers are charlatans.

[pate]

The Police really annoy me.

take this one:

The Police - Message In A Bottle

We get it lead singer guy, you want to show that you can do anything anyone else in the band does.

Who are those other two (The Police was a three piece?)

I think drummer guy was more talented than you were, (we never see you tapping the cans or whichever were on the set for the beat....)

Poor bassist, bassists are just ignorant dumbasses with the good luck to be in the right place at the right time... 

That bassist guy didn't seem to much care that much about how you could do his job but did whatever it was in the song that you did...

Message in a Bottle indeed...

Whatever the lead singer guy's name was, I do appreciate the work he did...  I think he might be a bit like George Brett (to use some sort of simile (or metaphor) or somesuch which inevitably) that's enough yo.

Well that does annoy me a bit... or a bunch, or a nod and a wink...

Who cares?

[West of the Rockies]

Well, Message in a Bottle is the most repetitive song I know, and Sting takes himself very seriously, to be sure... 

[Yorkshire pud]

The Police really annoy me.

take this one:

The Police - Message In A Bottle

We get it lead singer guy, you want to show that you can do anything anyone else in the band does.

Who are those other two (The Police was a three piece?)

I think drummer guy was more talented than you were, (we never see you tapping the cans or whichever were on the set for the beat....)

Poor bassist, bassists are just ignorant dumbasses with the good luck to be in the right place at the right time... 

That bassist guy didn't seem to much care that much about how you could do his job but did whatever it was in the song that you did...

Message in a Bottle indeed...

Whatever the lead singer guy's name was, I do appreciate the work he did...  I think he might be a bit like George Brett (to use some sort of simile (or metaphor) or somesuch which inevitably) that's enough yo.

Well that does annoy me a bit... or a bunch, or a nod and a wink...

Who cares?

Stuart Copland was the drummer; one of the finest drummers in the world. Yes really.

There's a pretty revealing interview with each member on BBC (I think)...the guitarist stops himself saying what he's really thinking about Sting. He basically says 'Things could be tense, Sting was quite single minded'....

I don't know for sure, but that could be read as 'He's a self regarding, arrogant prima donna, who I could cheerfully punch and not get tired'


Or not.

[bateman]

Honeydew in my fruit salad. Oh, just what I wanted, flavorless green cantaloupe instead of more strawberries.

[Eddie Coyle]

Stuart Copland was the drummer; one of the finest drummers in the world. Yes really.

There's a pretty revealing interview with each member on BBC (I think)...the guitarist stops himself saying what he's really thinking about Sting. He basically says 'Things could be tense, Sting was quite single minded'....

I don't know for sure, but that could be read as 'He's a self regarding, arrogant prima donna, who I could cheerfully punch and not get tired'


Or not.

      Andy Summers could have had a justified workplace shooting in dealing with the fevered egos of Sumner and Copeland. He was also a decade older than them, probably viewing them as petulant kids.

[pate]

Bah, or accepted the fact that he was out of beer and turned to the delicious whiskey just sitting undrink'd on the bar...

edit:  when I run out of beer... (which annoys me) This must be repetitious:

Soul Coughing - How Many Cans?

[pate]

I think they ruined it with the second movie anyway...

Still I'm a sucker, I shouldn't be but the last two beat the second to death...

[pate]

Don't know how Jorge Lucas recoverd from Jedi and whatever he called Episode one...  the third hooked me again...  Once again I will throw good beer money away...  Not a prediction, a fact, perhaps I am the problem....

[Heather Wade]

Seriously, let's just reboot Back to the Future with Justin Bieber as Marty while we're at it. Stop shitting on my childhood, you money grubbing a-holes.

Great.  Now they are going to ruin the Terminator.   

http://popwatch.ew.com/2014/10/29/this-weeks-cover-first-look-at-terminator-genisys/

[zeebo]

Great.  Now they are going to ruin the Terminator.   

We need a 10-year moratorium on the following sci-fi franchises:

Terminator
Alien
Predator
Star Wars
Star Trek

Permanent ban on:

Transformers
Sharknado

[Heather Wade]

We need a 10-year moratorium on the following sci-fi franchises:

Terminator
Alien
Predator
Star Wars
Star Trek

Permanent ban on:

Transformers
Sharknado

Concur.

[Imconfused]

Honeydew in my fruit salad. Oh, just what I wanted, flavorless green cantaloupe instead of more strawberries.

Strawberries in my fruit salad.  Just what I wanted,  flavorless green/white strawberries instead of delicious,  juicy green honeydew.

There,  I said it.


     

[West of the Rockies]

Oh, it is on!