Random stupid things on your mind. Post them.

[Jackstar]

[akwilly]

I too have never seen a squirrel pee or poop

[albrecht]

I've tried authentic Moonshine in the 90s when I was travelling through Louisiana. I nearly passed out that night. It wasn't pretty.

I had some moonshine bootlegged from Kentucky back in the 90's and woke up on the floor of a friend's apartment after a black out. (His uncle from Kentucky brought milk jugs down) with the biggest headache I ever had. An odd one that went from back-of-skull to my left eye. I laid there thinking. Throbbing veins felt literally from back of head to eyes, left eye in particular for about 20 minutes before I dared to open my eyes figuring that it was a bad batch and had wood alcohol in it and I would be blind. So didn't want to know. I finally did open my eyes with much trepidation and I could see. But wow, just wow. The actual hangover didn't last that long though, oddly, after I got up and had breakfast and coffee and lotsa water. Hahaha, fun times!

[General Johnson Jameson]

Polonium was named in honour of Poland? Not cool Poland.

[Unquenchable Angst]

In the late 1970's I had a client  that was the local distributor for an agricultural product I  had a regional distribution  of. I was handed a mason jar of "shine" and took a sip. Very smooth. The man grew wheat on his farm, malted it made shine from it , sold the "distillers grain " to a local dairy. Made his wheat worth 2 crops. I made a a comment about corn and he got very angry with me and after much apology for my ignorance he told me how superior grain alcohol from wheat or rye was superior to corn as far as having "nasties" that create hangovers.

[AvDaBr]

Just tuned in to FoxSports Ohio to see if the Reds were playing- not yet anyway.  But what I did see was bullriding, a sport which I don't follow at all.  When did they start wearing helmets with facemasks?  I'm sorry, bullriding without a cowboy hat just ain't bullridin'.  Get the hats back or end the sport.

[Juan]

Bull riding is the new hockey.  Get rid of those masks and helmets and take a stick to the face like a man.

[onan]

Bull riding is the new hockey.  Get rid of those masks and helmets and take a stick to the face like a man.

Believe it or not, in the mid 70's I did some bull riding. Hockey is tea and crumpets comparatively. But it does take quote a bit longer to get to the end.

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

Believe it or not, in the mid 70's I did some bull riding. Hockey is tea and crumpets comparatively. But it does take quote a bit longer to get to the end.

Me too.  Or at least I wanted to but my Dad would never supply me with the quarters.

[onan]

Me too.  Or at least I wanted to but my Dad would never supply me with the quarters.

I bet he made you brush your teeth too. He sounds like a sumbitch to me.

[Jackstar]

[Eddie Coyle]

  The type of people who cram 20-25 on a 5th floor deck are the same people who have no idea about recent deck collapses leading to fatalities.

 

[Camazotz Automat]

... and then I woke up.

[wr250]

... and then I woke up, and noory was on...

fixed

[FightTheFuture]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H3Az0okaHig

[b_dubb]

sadly this is my life.  i'm the Expert. 

https://youtu.be/BKorP55Aqvg

[PathoJen]

When you are in the finals in surf comp in Africa and a shark attacks your leash. This happened only moments ago.
http://youtu.be/9-cE7FJUVw4

[Yorkshire pud]

sadly this is my life.  i'm the Expert. 

Doncha love management meetings? Been there, done that, too many times.

[Chine]

Winter is coming.

[b_dubb]

Doncha love management meetings? Been there, done that, too many times.

It's never abut doing work. It's about making a sale and getting paid and charging expenses to the account. How's that Takata airbag treating you? Or that GM automobile that makes your heart pound every time you tap the break? Experts are extraneous as they get in the way of profit.

[BobGrau]

sadly this is my life.  i'm the Expert. 

https://youtu.be/BKorP55Aqvg

Sometimes I really miss actual jokes.

[Jackstar]

Sometimes I really miss actual jokes.

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EDIT: this was a riddle. Sorry. I hope I didn't add salt to the wound.

[Yorkshire pud]

It isn't black pudding; It's chedder cheese, mixed with charcoal. And very nice indeed.

[Mind Flayer Monk]

Treatment for a rattlesnake bite costs $150,000.

Also, the bill is due in 3 weeks.
http://notable.ca/this-is-what-a-rattlesnake-bite-will-cost-you-at-an-american-hospital/

Notice the $83,000 in pharmacy fees.

Here is the original reddit post
https://www.reddit.com/user/dan_haggerty10News

[chefist]

It's 3:46 AM in India right now.

Bateman's reply to "Check on No Chunga"...AWESOME!

[wr250]

the chatsite at chat.ufoship.com has randomly(?) added a # to the #ufoship name, thus preventing people from going there.

[wr250]

new board record:
1058 people were online here...

MV: thanks for this board

[Chine]

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(Stole this from Zeebo because it is just too damn delightful) 

[Chine]

Posting positive energy puppy pic. This is 'Frosty' when he was a puppy. He has passed and dearly missed.

[Evil Twin Of Zen]

just a guy on the keyboard having the time of his life....