Random stupid things on your mind. Post them.

[Eddie Coyle]

Condolences to Eddie for Mayor Marty booting Boston`s chance at the 2024 Olympics.

  Things that bring me endless joy thread I was just about to create. What a farce this thing was from the beginning. The proposed Olympic Village being a 10 minute walk from my house(I picture the Black September balaclava guy lurking), and situated miles away from most events. An area with heavy traffic on any day, nevermind hosting an Olympiad.

   Walsh realized that he may get voted out in 2017 over this unpopular Olympic dream.

[3OctaveFart]

Probably learned his lesson after "The Big Dig". There was a massive overrun if there ever was.

[b_dubb]

Condolences to Eddie for Mayor Marty booting Boston`s chance at the 2024 Olympics.

Yeah you know he's really torn up about that

[BobGrau]

I recently had an opportunity to utter the line "Well, he takes crack, so I'd imagine he takes sugar in his tea" 

[Hautex]

I wonder if Gadhafi's last name is really Gadhuck....

[Catsmile]

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[3OctaveFart]

If anyone has ever had a worse day on the Internet than Dr. Walter Palmer, I do not remember it.

[Jackstar]

If anyone has ever had a worse day on the Internet than Dr. Walter Palmer, I do not remember it.

[Camazotz Automat]

Aldous bought me a RUSH concert t-shirt! 

But he gave it to eyenoeyeno. 

[Hautex]

I noticed that quotes are being tattooed on folks a lot as body art. Sooo, I will get this tattooed on my arm to be current and cool "I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy" I mean, it's so cool and describes life as a tribal shaman would... doesn't it? 

[Eddie Coyle]

   Yeah, that sarcastic "most beautiful" bestowing upon Gwyneth Paltrow must have stung. Seems cruel.

[aldousburbank]

Aldous bought me a RUSH concert t-shirt! 

But he gave it to eyenoeyeno. 

Dang, you're good. How did you know?

[albrecht]

Climbing a tree will help your memory.
http://www.unf.edu/publicrelations/media_relations/press/2015/UNF_Researchers_Reveal_Climbing_a_Tree_Can_Improve_Cognitive_Skills.aspx

[onan]

Climbing a tree will help your memory.
http://www.unf.edu/publicrelations/media_relations/press/2015/UNF_Researchers_Reveal_Climbing_a_Tree_Can_Improve_Cognitive_Skills.aspx

If you want to "stay sharp" into your 80's keep learning new skills.

[Eddie Coyle]

   I stopped learning new skills in the 80's.

[aldousburbank]

If you want to "stay sharp" into your 80's keep learning new skills.

I'm planning on learning English.

[Camazotz Automat]

Dang, you're good. How did you know?

Unlike the RUSH shirt, it is a gift I do have in my possession.

[onan]

I'm planning on learning English.

I have told you before, smoking a dictionary isn't a viable plan.

[onan]

   I stopped learning new skills in the 80's.

Well then start learning how to unlearn things.

[Eddie Coyle]

Well then start learning how to unlearn things.

  I just turned 40. It's too late. Waiting for the worms.

 

[onan]

  I just turned 40. It's too late. Waiting for the worms.

Sometimes, for me, I feel like giving them a road map.

[Eddie Coyle]

Sometimes, for me, I feel like giving them a road map.

   No kidding, I think the early birds committed mass wormicide. I'm considering going down to the beach and letting the horseshoe crabs have at it.

[Camazotz Automat]

  I just turned 40. It's too late. Waiting for the worms.

Might as well go out in style.

[FightTheFuture]

   No kidding, I think the early birds committed mass wormicide. I'm considering going down to the beach and letting the horseshoe crabs have at it.

Always makes me feel a little better when I hear a couple of youngsters commiserating about growing old

[albrecht]

"Harvesting horseshoe crab blood involves collecting and bleeding the animals, and then releasing them back into the sea. Most of the animals survive the process; mortality is correlated with both the amount of blood extracted from an individual animal and the stress experienced during handling and transportation"

For some reason that part of the sentence irks me. Why make such a simple concept, that drawing too much blood or roughly handling an animal can kill it, has to be written as some scientific/profound idea?

[chefist]

Just had a vasectomy...not as bad as people say...   Red wine is my only pain med!

[onan]

Just had a vasectomy...not as bad as people say...   Red wine is my only pain med!

Pro tip, you can bring a specimen with you when needed. You do not have to use the public bathroom with half doors.

[chefist]

Pro tip, you can bring a specimen with you when needed. You do not have to use the public bathroom with half doors.

Can I stick my foot under the stall?

[Eddie Coyle]

  40 is the new 70.

[Evil Twin Of Zen]

my currently perved brain devised several design changes for this product that would not only preserve its intended use, but add several other uses. these other uses would include:  self-defense, pregnancy testing, dog whistle and adult sex toy. several color schemes to choose from (including camo). each order would include one free set of splash guards for shoes, a generous supply of buddy-clean wipes and buddy-wash solution (YES! the pee buddy is now reusable!). *buddy-lube optional. 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XFjFrAGcBbI