Azzerae's World

[DanTSX]

No bunny I am a dog and most times I get no action at all.  I am just clowning.

I appreciate you here.  I don’t care what the vaguely loveables say.

[K_Dubb]

Alas, now you'll be doomed to some 202 pound blonde woman who will take your exquisite fresh Pumpernickel, slather it in Miracle Whip and then hold you hostage while telling you about her day and what a bitch that Natalie down in Accounting is.

Haha you really have a grip on the whole nightmare scenario, don't you?  Ugh just shoot me down in the street like a mad dog.  Yes, I got the reference.

[K_Dubb]

I appreciate you here.  I don’t care what the vaguely loveables say.

Aw how sweet  you're cute.

[ItsOver]

I have not!  Do you think that would help?  The part I am working on is the area directly under the zygomatici, so more forward, but I suppose it is all interconnected.  I am not ready for my closeup, Mr. Demille.

If you yank those suckers out, your cheekbones should be devastating.  So I’ve been told.  To save a few bucks, you can always go with the “let’s pull that stump out with a tractor method.”

[WOTR]

Ha ha ha very funny.  I see you are determined to make me a laughingstock and keep the straight man's hat code away from me so you can all point and titter when I try.   I have never been under any illusions that I have any friends here at all and it is clear you would all derive great pleasure from denying me the comfort of a hat on those days I don't feel like teasing my hair to its usual stratospheric heights.  Very well; I have held off on the fat-shaming for several weeks but I shall now taunt you a second time.

I had not realized that they were treating you so unfairly. Just buy yourself a Master hatters of Texas in any style, and you are golden. My go to for daily wear is a shovel brim in 3X as it can get a little dirty and beat up (the one pictured below is 100X).

Now, I realize that you may object that this will drive the "boys" away and might make you look a little too straight. Simply add a jeweled hat band and some large, bright, ostentatious feathers. Think "Elton John" when making your selection on feathers and hat band.

[K_Dubb]

I had not realized that they were treating you so unfairly. Just buy yourself a Master hatters of Texas in any style, and you are golden. My go to for daily wear is a shovel brim in 3X as it can get a little dirty and beat up (the one pictured below is 100X).

Now, I realize that you may object that this will drive the "boys" away and might make you look a little too straight. Simply add a jeweled hat band and some large, bright, ostentatious feathers. Think "Elton John" when making your selection on feathers and hat band.

Can it be pulled down over the entire head to hide what happens after you rip your mandible off with a tractor?

I really don't think you guys have my best interests at heart, deep down.

[K_Dubb]

POE, baby!

Peace On Earth?  Well, yes, I suppose it is 

[Dr. MD MD]

Peace On Earth?  Well, yes, I suppose it is 

Yes! You really get it!! Peace on Earth because of Purity of Essence!!!

[ItsOver]

Can it be pulled down over the entire head to hide what happens after you rip your mandible off with a tractor?

I really don't think you guys have my best interests at heart, deep down.

What about ponchos?  Clint sure rocked the look, in his day.  Those nippy winter days can’t make the shirtless-look very comfortable.

[WOTR]

Can it be pulled down over the entire head to hide what happens after you rip your mandible off with a tractor?

I really don't think you guys have my best interests at heart, deep down.

I don't know why you say that. I really do toss on a MHT before leaving the house each morning. Now, mine may have the regular hatband and be lacking the peacock feathers...

But I'm just thinking how you can "signal" your sexual preference (new trigger word, apparently) to others. 

Now, here are some comparisons using the same model to show that I really DO have your best interests at heart. Observe Elton in a classy cowboy(ish) hat followed by a ball cap and then another hat... You know. I take it back. Skip the MHT and go for that one- it is probably the look that you would want to rock. Wow- talk about colour!

[WOTR]

**As a bonus- I present the "coloured feather" that I previously referenced... You may find a hatter to do a western style hat in purple?

[ItsOver]

I don't know why you say that. I really do toss on a MHT before leaving the house each morning. Now, mine may have the regular hatband and be lacking the peacock feathers...

But I'm just thinking how you can "signal" your sexual preference (new trigger word, apparently) to others. 

Now, here are some comparisons using the same model to show that I really DO have your best interests at heart. Observe Elton in a classy cowboy(ish) hat followed by a ball cap and then another hat... You know. I take it back. Skip the MHT and go for that one- it is probably the look that you would want to rock. Wow- talk about colour!

Elton cleaned up really good, with the suit and decent hat.  Sure beats his usual clown look.

[K_Dubb]

I don't know why you say that. I really do toss on a MHT before leaving the house each morning. Now, mine may have the regular hatband and be lacking the peacock feathers...

But I'm just thinking how you can "signal" your sexual preference (new trigger word, apparently) to others. 

I know that you are not supposed to wear a cowboy hat if you haven't' ridden a horse recently but for just how long does the license last?  Do mules count?  That was more recent, in Mexico.

But we are getting very far afield with ponchos and cowboy hats.  What I am interested in is the simple baseball cap.  Now I saw, on one of my targeted advertisements on my phone, that some company was proposing hats with a very short bill, curvedup in a sort of little swoop.  The opposite of Walks's dork hat.  So I thought, this is new, maybe this has no baggage and I can wear it safely.  But, scanning the comments, I find things like "This hat says: I am a fag" and "Soi hat 2020" and "If I ever see someone in this hat I better see an acetylene torch in his hand or I'm ripping it off his fucking head" so the peril is real.

[AZZERAE]

bunny

It's fine, you can include the Chubby part, I love it.

[AZZERAE]

If I can get my cheekbones to really pop.

Take some exercise, try to recover the look of a human being.

[AZZERAE]

No bunny I am a dog and most times I get no action at all.

It is amazing how complete is the delusion that beauty is goodness.

[K_Dubb]

It's fine, you can include the Chubby part, I love it.

I love you, bunny.



I'll call you what I want.

[Walks_At_Night]

I know that you are not supposed to wear a cowboy hat if you haven't' ridden a horse recently but for just how long does the license last?  Do mules count?  That was more recent, in Mexico.

But we are getting very far afield with ponchos and cowboy hats.  What I am interested in is the simple baseball cap.  Now I saw, on one of my targeted advertisements on my phone, that some company was proposing hats with a very short bill, curvedup in a sort of little swoop.  The opposite of Walks's dork hat.  So I thought, this is new, maybe this has no baggage and I can wear it safely.  But, scanning the comments, I find things like "This hat says: I am a fag" and "Soi hat 2020" and "If I ever see someone in this hat I better see an acetylene torch in his hand or I'm ripping it off his fucking head" so the peril is real.

Oh for God sakes. Here - this look will solve two of your problems in one go - hat and the baseball jersey.  You just need to lose the beard and poof out that mustache. 

[ItsOver]

Oh for God sakes. Here - this look will solve two of your problems in one go - hat and the baseball jersey.  You just need to lose the beard and poof out that mustache. 

[K_Dubb]

It is amazing how complete is the delusion that beauty is goodness.

It is not goodness, necessarily, but it is power.  Your body represents one of the greatest gifts God gave you and the greatest gift you can give your lovers, and strenuous maintenance signals the value you place on, and effort you are willing to put into, them.  You will lapse into neglect and take it for granted roughly as you do the same to them.  To carefully tend the gifts God gave you is the most personal form of artistic expression -- it is art -- and, because we tend to listen to beautiful people, amplifies anything you say louder than any microphone.

Whether it is good or not comes from the heart inside, of course.

[Dr. MD MD]

[K_Dubb]

Oh for God sakes. Here - this look will solve two of your problems in one go - hat and the baseball jersey.  You just need to lose the beard and poof out that mustache. 

Is that one of the good style baseball hats or a bad style like a MAGA hat?  I can't tell.

[ItsOver]

Is that one of the good style baseball hats or a bad style like a MAGA hat?  I can't tell.

I’m imagine Tom would be wearing a “classic” official Tiger’s ball cap (70’s-80’s), not a zooted-up gangsta style.

[Walks_At_Night]

Is that one of the good style baseball hats or a bad style like a MAGA hat?  I can't tell.

It's Gates Brown approved. He did a little time before they dug him out of prison because he could rake.  So you have instant street cred. 

[Lilith]

It is not goodness, necessarily, but it is power.  Your body represents one of the greatest gifts God gave you and the greatest gift you can give your lovers, and strenuous maintenance signals the value you place on, and effort you are willing to put into, them.  You will lapse into neglect and take it for granted roughly as you do the same to them.  To carefully tend the gifts God gave you is the most personal form of artistic expression -- it is art -- and, because we tend to listen to beautiful people, amplifies anything you say louder than any microphone.

Whether it is good or not comes from the heart inside, of course.

#BellGab

[ItsOver]

It's Gates Brown approved. He did a little time before they dug him out of prison because he could rake.  So you have instant street cred. 

Gots to have cred.  Dubb should definitely go with the look.  Straightforward, low maintenance, Magnum approved.

[Walks_At_Night]

Gots to have cred.  Dubb should definitely go with the look.  Straightforward, low maintenance, Magnum approved.

Maybe swap out the Ferrari with a GT to complete the immersion:

[ItsOver]

Maybe swap out the Ferrari with a GT to complete the immersion:

Sweet.  What’s a few more bucks when you’re going for “The Look.”

http://youtu.be/LlVI7ZNiFlI

[albrecht]

Gots to have cred.  Dubb should definitely go with the look.  Straightforward, low maintenance, Magnum approved.

And though obviously not homo he also favored the short-shorts that were popular at the time and we all know that K_Dubb already likes the Hawaii shirts.

"Who wears short shorts?"

[K_Dubb]

Good grief now I need a car to go with?  You guys, your accessory game is 🔥!