Azzerae's World

[AZZERAE]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-w0ktaMQl24

[SredniVashtar]

The ChubbyBunnyCast!

He's doing the bald guy bandana move. Slaphead ahoy!

[Tootsie]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-w0ktaMQl24

cutie pie 

[SredniVashtar]

cutie pie 

You and K_Dubb can gobble him up with a spoon. Start at separate ends and meet in the middle. If you need me I'll be in the corner throwing up.

[Dr. MD MD]

You and K_Dubb can gobble him up with a spoon. Start at separate ends and meet in the middle. If you need me I'll be in the corner throwing up jerking off.

FIFY

[SredniVashtar]

FIFY

What an odd little man you are. Forever trying to hump someone's leg.

[Dr. MD MD]

What an odd little man you are. Forever trying to hump someone's leg.

I bet you say that to all your tricks.

[K_Dubb]

The ChubbyBunnyCast!

He's doing the bald guy bandana move. Slaphead ahoy!

It is not true he showed us his hair!  I think I can get him to take his shirt off, too, but give the sugar-free red bulls a couple months at least.  I think it is moving into summer down there and some vigorous frolicking in the sunshine can do wonders for a physique.

[SredniVashtar]

It is not true he showed us his hair!  I think I can get him to take his shirt off, too, but give the sugar-free red bulls a couple months at least.  I think it is moving into summer down there and some vigorous frolicking in the sunshine can do wonders for a physique.

Not even a widow's peak? Whenever I see someone with a doo rag I assume it's because they don't have much to show off.

[AZZERAE]

He's doing the bald guy bandana move.

Fuck off, cuntface! I actually took my headgear off especially for you in the last GabCast. Here's the timestamp, faggot.

[AZZERAE]

ʟɪꜱᴛᴇɴ ᴀɴᴅ ᴅᴏᴡɴʟᴏᴀᴅ

[K_Dubb]

Not even a widow's peak? Whenever I see someone with a doo rag I assume it's because they don't have much to show off.

I don't know; it's hard to tell when your forehead slopes back like that where your natural hairline is and how much is combover and there is considerable disagreement on how much combover is considered fair play.  I once knew a cute guy in Colorado who, on removing his stocking-cap in a restaurant after a lively cold-weather hike in the mountains, lifted the entire front half of his coiffure back to the midpoint of the parietals.  I think bunny is well shy of that blatant effort at deception.

Personally I always wished for a bit more slant -- mine is near-vertical thanks to overdeveloped organs of mirthfulness and giant, overhanging hemispheres of poetry -- so I could wear cute swoopy bangs like bunny's without looking like a froward muskox

[AZZERAE]

[Azzerae is] doing the bald guy bandana move.

It is not true he showed us his hair!

Yeah. I did*. No bald spot.

I think I can get him to take his shirt off, too...

Nah, man. No one wants to see that. I assure you.

Whenever I see someone with a doo rag I assume it's because they don't have much to show off.

You assume wrong, buddy. I've always worn this type of shit. Its just me!


*Click the word "did" - it's a link to the timestamp in which I reveal my flowing auburn locks for all to see.

[AZZERAE]

Fuck off, cuntface! I actually took my headgear off especially for you in the last GabCast. Here's the timestamp, faggot.

I tried to delete this but it was too late. Ha ha "fuck off, cuntface"and "faggot" ... good shit.

[K_Dubb]

*Click the word "did" - it's a link to the timestamp in which I reveal my flowing auburn locks for all to see.

I shall do it once more, just to bask in your manly fortitude.  I do not think any other host, past or present, could endure this level of physical scrutiny with half your bravery and candor, a lesson to us all.

[AZZERAE]

I shall do it once more, just to bask in your manly fortitude.  I do not think any other host, past or present, could endure this level of physical scrutiny with half your bravery and candor, a lesson to us all.

You really think its brave? Hahaha, there are more important things to concern oneself with than some limey calling you bald. Hmm. I wonder how many hairs Srednu has left on his head ... or what he looks like, for that matter. Thoughts?

[K_Dubb]

You really think its brave? Hahaha, there are more important things to concern oneself with than some limey calling you bald. Hmm. I wonder how many hairs Srednu has left on his head ... or what he looks like, for that matter. Thoughts?

I would say he has a very full head of hair for a man of his years.

[Walks_At_Night]

I would say he has a very full head of hair for a man of his years.

Actually only a little left - around the edges. Doesn't slow him down from giving sage advice to the chaps down at the Ignoramus Club.

[SredniVashtar]

You really think its brave? Hahaha, there are more important things to concern oneself with than some limey calling you bald. Hmm. I wonder how many hairs Srednu has left on his head ... or what he looks like, for that matter. Thoughts?

To be fair I also called you fat.

I no longer waste time saying you smell like a baboon's jockstrap. That has been well established.

[AZZERAE]

To be fair I also called you fat.

Maybe. I'm not a small guy, but there's way fatter fuckers out there than me. The nice thing about being big is you can fuck people up physically. Its pretty cool.

[K_Dubb]

I'm not a small guy, but there's way fatter fuckers out there than me.

This is the whole appeal of Falkieism; I consider it a dangerous heresy.

[Ciardelo]

RAMBLEJAM

Yeah, I can dig it.

[SredniVashtar]

Maybe. I'm not a small guy, but there's way fatter fuckers out there than me. The nice thing about being big is you can fuck people up physically. Its pretty cool.

Do you have massive upper-body strength like Falkie?

#Mini-Senda

[SredniVashtar]

I wonder how many hairs Srednu has left on his head ... or what he looks like, for that matter. Thoughts?

I shall save the full details for my forthcoming autobiography 'Sredni: The Untold Story' (place your order today at the BellGab bookshop!) but there was a time when the tonsorial situation was decidedly perilous. Fortunately it all grew back.

[K_Dubb]

^See?  Here they come with their dangerous physical relativism.  Fixate on some grotesquely swollen animate blob and you have license to laze about and shove your mouth with hogslop because at least you aren't that bad.

[Walks_At_Night]

Do you have massive upper-body strength like Falkie?

#Mini-Senda

He needs that strength.  Kitties to feed an all.

[Corona Kitty]

He needs that strength.  Kitties to feed an all.

The power of painted rocks will heal all!

[SredniVashtar]

^See?  Here they come with their dangerous physical relativism.  Fixate on some grotesquely swollen animate blob and you have license to laze about and shove your mouth with hogslop because at least you aren't that bad.

That is unjust. We fixate on two grotesquely swollen animate blobs.

[K_Dubb]

That is unjust. We fixate on two grotesquely swollen animate blobs.

Oh right, of course.  And your girlfriend is hot because at least she shaves her chin.

[albrecht]

The power of painted rocks will heal all!

I only associated painted rocks with a poor 'radio' program coming from a cuckshed. But the past few months I've noticed neighborhood girls have been painting rocks and putting them around the neighborhood. Apparently during lockdowns this has become a thing and a way to pass time. They are also getting more political- I saw the racist blackfist on one and on that just said "Ubuntu." Before they were mainly flowers, smiley faces, and such. I guess this is going nationwide. 

https://www.latimes.com/sports/story/2020-04-10/rocks-painted-messages-hope-help-neighborhood-coronavirus

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/pieces-of-positivity-family-paints-rocks-for-their-neighborhood-during-covid-19-shelter-in-place/ar-BB11Oyh4

https://www.dallasnews.com/arts-entertainment/lifestyle/2020/10/16/new-tourist-attraction-in-grapevine-started-as-act-of-kindness-during-covid-19-pandemic/