Azzerae's World

[SredniVashtar]

Oh right, of course.  And your girlfriend is hot because at least she shaves her chin.

For someone who professes to scorn the Falkiverse you are oddly conversant with its cast of characters. What's the Norwegian for 'hypocrite'?

[AZZERAE]

Your girlfriend is hot because at least she shaves her chin.

Its 2020. Women have "facial hair" too.

[AZZERAE]

I'm gonna keep eating till Richard Simmons comes to my house with a chainsaw to cut me out.

[K_Dubb]

For someone who professes to scorn the Falkiverse you are oddly conversant with its cast of characters. What's the Norwegian for 'hypocrite'?

I am cyberstalking you, darling.  It gives me great pleasure to see you reveling in the cheapest form of lowbrow wit over at ellgab and confirms me in my moral superiority.

[K_Dubb]

I'm gonna keep eating till Richard Simmons comes to my house with a chainsaw to cut me out.

You know, we tried with Richard Simmons -- cheerful, supportive, friendly, non-threatening -- to get you guys to shape up but it didn't work.  Now it's time for the scourge, motherfuckers.

[Dr. MD MD]

You know, we tried with Richard Simmons -- cheerful, supportive, friendly, non-threatening -- to get you guys to shape up but it didn't work.  Now it's time for the scourge, motherfuckers.

It was the shorts. If you guys had given him a tracksuit it might’ve been a different story but you just had to fag him up.

[AZZERAE]

It gives me great pleasure to see you reveling in the cheapest form of lowbrow wit over at ellgab and confirms me in my moral superiority.

OMG, he's still there?

[K_Dubb]

OMG, he's still there?

Oh yes go look it is a sight!  Day after day, same old shit but shorn of all the airs and graces he puts on here, just one more common yap.  I can't believe how I ever came to love him.

[SredniVashtar]

I am cyberstalking you, darling.  It gives me great pleasure to see you reveling in the cheapest form of lowbrow wit over at ellgab and confirms me in my moral superiority.

I'm like Prince Hal and he's my Falstaff. In the fullness of time I will renounce him and claim my throne.

[SredniVashtar]

You know, we tried with Richard Simmons -- cheerful, supportive, friendly, non-threatening -- to get you guys to shape up but it didn't work.  Now it's time for the scourge, motherfuckers.

Only someone like you would call a hysterical queen with frizzy hair, prancing around in tiny shorts, 'non-threatening'. Over here we burn people like that on sight.

[AZZERAE]

https://youtu.be/KC9xZg91tqo

[SredniVashtar]

I think it's a weave or 'hair system'. It's definitely odd-looking, no wonder he covers it up most of the time.

[Walks_At_Night]

I think it's a weave or 'hair system'. It's definitely odd-looking, no wonder he covers it up most of the time.

Why is it all green and lush out the window there?  I thought it should look like this  :

[Lilith]

Why is it all green and lush out the window there?  I thought it should look like this  :

Are you thinking of Heatha Wade in the cuck shack?

[AZZERAE]

I think it's a weave or 'hair system'. It's definitely odd-looking, no wonder he covers it up most of the time.

I'm far too young to be bald, fuckhead. I know you're just jealous because you're balding on your nutsack.

[AZZERAE]

Why is it all green and lush out the window there?  I thought it should look like this  :

Nah, man. Its one of the greenest places on earth, where I live. "Tropical".

[SredniVashtar]

I'm far too young to be bald, fuckhead. I know you're just jealous because you're balding on your nutsack.

Some people lose their hair very early, particularly if there's a lot of in-breeding in the familiy. I know you Saffers like to keep your enemies close and your sisters even closer.

[SredniVashtar]

Why is it all green and lush out the window there?  I thought it should look like this  :

It was probably green screen. I bet it looks like 'Zulu' out there. Only the film wasn't quite as violent.

[SredniVashtar]

Has anyone noticed Azz's hands? Are they webbed at all?

[Walks_At_Night]

Nah, man. Its one of the greenest places on earth, where I live. "Tropical".

Not that way in the movies..............

[SredniVashtar]

Not that way in the movies..............

They probably put a bit of grass through the bars of his padded cell and told him he was in the Garden of Eden.

[SredniVashtar]

Oh, and it's VashTAR not Vashter, you anthropoid ape! Don't insult my people.

[Dr. MD MD]

https://youtu.be/KC9xZg91tqo

Looks like he sampled the grape chewing gum without Mr. Wonka’s permission.

[AZZERAE]

Looks like he sampled the grape chewing gum without Mr. Wonka’s permission.

You're too much of a pussy to show your face - I get it, so you have to make fun of mine.

[Dr. MD MD]

You're too much of a pussy to show your face - I get it, so you have to make fun of mine.

Jesus, you’re so sensitive! You call people pussies for not coming onto the Gabcast after you and your buddy doxxed people here. So, I can only assume your desperate need for me to “show my face” is just a continuation of your pathetic schemes. You’re the guy who fucked the golden goose and now it doesn’t lay golden eggs anymore. Just you, just the way you so obviously wanted it. Get it?!

Anyway, I made a joke because your face in that image looks purple, just like Verca Salt in Willy Wonka. So, you’re either sunburned, the color on your vid is off or you ate that gum. :

[AZZERAE]

Your

Jackstar, please, do something about this.

[AZZERAE]

Get it?!

Oh, I get it.

[AZZERAE]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0yPs0m7E1NI

[Ciardelo]

45 minutes??   :

I guess I didn't want to get anything done today..

[AZZERAE]

45 minutes??   :

I guess I didn't want to get anything done today..

Dude, this isn't an insult, but you remind me so much of Metron. And I mean that in a good way. He was my friend, after all. This is the kind of thing he would say! Somewhere inside my heart I hope you really are him - oh, I miss my old chum so very much.