Your Strange Dreams

[Frys Girl]

I will probably regret making this thread, but that's the fun of it I suppose.

I have had two sex dreams recently about Rush Limbaugh. It makes absolutely NO SENSE whatsoever as I would never get near this man's package, if he really has one. It's not like I had a dream about doing it with dogs or Snoory, so it's not that bad I guess. LOL.

I've also had a dream about Mr. T and an old, grey ex-teacher.

What about YOU?

[Centurion73]

I will probably regret making this thread, but that's the fun of it I suppose.

I have had two sex dreams recently about Rush Limbaugh. It makes absolutely NO SENSE whatsoever as I would never get near this man's package, if he really has one. It's not like I had a dream about doing it with dogs or Snoory, so it's not that bad I guess. LOL.

I've also had a dream about Mr. T and an old, grey ex-teacher.

What about YOU?

Wow, that is both telling and disturbing on many levels, hahahhahah. Damn girl you rock and your honesty is great.

I have an Oedipus Complex myself,  I like to eat cats.

For those offended; pun (Oedipus is  pronounce ED-i-puss)

[Pirate King Atomsk]

It's because deep down inside, Fry, you know guys like Rush/Hannity are 10x more man than any liberal pundit you could fantasize about - so why lie to yourself? At least your dreams are honest. 

[MV/Liberace!]

It's because deep down inside, Fry, you know guys like Rush/Hannity are 10x more man than any liberal pundit you could fantasize about - so why lie to yourself? At least your dreams are honest. 

exactly.  is she supposed to dream about michael kinsley or alan alda?

[Centurion73]

If she dreams of Alan Colmes then we know she has problems, hahhahha. I want to breed Colmes and Van Susteren together to see what the fuck kind of freak of nature that would develop from such an unholly union, you all know you would watch the recording, admit it.

[EvB]

is she supposed to dream about michael kinsley or alan alda?

HA!  I only WISH I dreamed about Alan Alda!

But, it seems my sub-conscious dream man is a bit more "all American wholesome" and, er, corny than that. My last "celeb" sex dream involved Ken Berry as he looked when he was closer to the age i am now.





http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=muMfUGkuDCk

[Pirate King Atomsk]

I banged Harley Quinn from Batman once. Like, in the outfit and all. It was pretty cool. Once my subconscious allowed me to recognize I found her totally hot, I've had a thing for her ever since. She's cute in both forms, but there's something dangerously alluring about a psychopathic psychiatrist who has a thing for multi-purpose custom firearms....in spandex.   

[EvB]

I banged Harley Quinn from Batman once. Like, in the outfit and all. It was pretty cool. Once my subconscious allowed me to recognize I found her totally hot, I've had a thing for her ever since. She's cute in both forms, but there's something dangerously alluring about a psychopathic psychiatrist who has a thing for multi-purpose custom firearms....in spandex.

Okay - I gotta say something, PKA.  I have always read your posts for content.  (Unlike with CAM - for example - you have to read mostly for form not content or you risk betting pulled into his wonderful insanity) But this, short as it is, it's not only informative, it's got artistry.

Damn, you can write!


FOR YOU:   

Re: Sex Dreams you are ashamed of

[Frys Girl]

This is so traitorous. I can't stand it, but I need to say it.

I love Republican dudes. I cannot explain it. I do enjoy argument (not the kind where you cuss each other out and make fun of your in-laws), but just hot nice arguing. That might be it.

But also, I hate skinny dudes. It takes a lot for me to like a skinny dude.

OH and Hannity? he's repulsive. No sex appeal there. Limbaugh though..... well it makes sense. It's big and an asshole and rich - plus he has a cat so he can't be that bad.

I honestly think most of his job is shtick so I don't mind some of the stuff he says. He's just doing what everyone else would if they had the chance I guess. Judgment aside, He's sexy. Before I knew who he was and heard his voice, I liked it.

I also like Keith Olbermann. But those glasses..... got to go. Maybe he wears them so he can grocery shop?

Anyway the dreams are awesome and I wish I understood it better? When I listen to Limbaugh I want to choke him. Weird!

[MV/Liberace!]

I banged Harley Quinn from Batman once. Like, in the outfit and all. It was pretty cool. Once my subconscious allowed me to recognize I found her totally hot, I've had a thing for her ever since. She's cute in both forms, but there's something dangerously alluring about a psychopathic psychiatrist who has a thing for multi-purpose custom firearms....in spandex.

heh

[Centurion73]

This is so traitorous. I can't stand it, but I need to say it.

I love Republican dudes. I cannot explain it. I do enjoy argument (not the kind where you cuss each other out and make fun of your in-laws), but just hot nice arguing. That might be it.

But also, I hate skinny dudes. It takes a lot for me to like a skinny dude.

OH and Hannity? he's repulsive. No sex appeal there. Limbaugh though..... well it makes sense. It's big and an asshole and rich - plus he has a cat so he can't be that bad.

I honestly think most of his job is shtick so I don't mind some of the stuff he says. He's just doing what everyone else would if they had the chance I guess. Judgment aside, He's sexy. Before I knew who he was and heard his voice, I liked it.

I also like Keith Olbermann. But those glasses..... got to go. Maybe he wears them so he can grocery shop?

Anyway the dreams are awesome and I wish I understood it better? When I listen to Limbaugh I want to choke him. Weird!

Like I said, love your honesty as a lot of people would never admit such things. It appears as though you are drawn to the intellectual type maybe I am wrong. Funny shit about Olbermann and his glasses, hahahahaha. I think you may be the only woman alive that does not desire a skinny "dude" as most men desire a skinny woman because of the social pressures and constructs. We do see in certain cultures that a fuller figured male or female is the desired phenotype and thankfully so, I mean how could you not desire this be you male or female .

[Frys Girl]

This thread is a sexplosion. Just like I planned! I also planned on using the phrase "anal fiend", but I'll save that for later.

Centurion, I think the reason I don't like "skinny" guys is I like men with big, dangerous appetites. I LOVE to cook. Nigella Lawson is great. I learned bread pudding from her.

Also, wine wine wine. I like men who drink wine. In vino veritas! Limbaugh likes cabernet if I'm not mistaken. I swear he mentioned it once.

PIRATE!!!!!
Have you ever been to comic con? I really want to go this year. I have a classmate who was proposed to at the one in ATL in '08. DORKS!

[Caruthers612]

This thread is a sexplosion. Just like I planned! I also planned on using the phrase "anal fiend", but I'll save that for later.

Centurion, I think the reason I don't like "skinny" guys is I like men with big, dangerous appetites. I LOVE to cook. Nigella Lawson is great. I learned bread pudding from her.

Also, wine wine wine. I like men who drink wine. In vino veritas! Limbaugh likes cabernet if I'm not mistaken. I swear he mentioned it once.

PIRATE!!!!!
Have you ever been to comic con? I really want to go this year. I have a classmate who was proposed to at the one in ATL in '08. DORKS!

       Weird, i was hoping to find someone to go to Comic Con and Anime Fest with, as I have never been to either and want to go. Also, if I remember you and I don't live that far apart. AND I'm not skinny, AND I am generally on the right politically though avoid political parties like the plague. So maybe we should meet, shag each other senseless, and produce a race of uber mensches hell-bent on genetically engineering giant carrots and chickens like in Sleeper.

              But back to the original thread...
              First let me say that I do think that some dreams have meaning, relevence, power, while others, equally vivid though they may be, are just your neurons firing wildly through the night and thus spewing out colorful gibberish.
              Having said that, since the subconscious is in charge while we're in REM, I see no reason to be ashamed of any dream that occurs. It is the state in which primary emotional connections, urges, desires and such will be writ large but often as metaphor, the same way an artist would depict them. Thus, for example, you have the Oedipal dream about screwing your mother. You wake VERY disturbed and even sickened. But it's not to worry. Your subconscious made a movie about that deepest, first and most powerful of all connections, the one established from the moment of birth between child and mother--but, as you are now an adult with a functioning libido, it used the metaphor of intercourse to represent the intensity of that connection. Relax, it doesn't mean you want to screw your mother.
        Likewise with the standard homoerotic dreams that straight people have, and on and on. Imagine being a psychiatrist. How many people have you sat and listened to confessing in hushed voice these dreams in a state of utter panic, finally asking breathlessly what it means and should they be worried. A million times, bored as a board, you've had to reassure these dweebs: "No. In fact I'd be worried if you didn't have these dreams. No pay me and get the fuck out of my office. You bore me."

M

         

[Pirate King Atomsk]

Okay - I gotta say something, PKA.  I have always read your posts for content.  (Unlike with CAM - for example - you have to read mostly for form not content or you risk betting pulled into his wonderful insanity) But this, short as it is, it's not only informative, it's got artistry.

Damn, you can write!


FOR YOU:   

Re: Sex Dreams you are ashamed of

Woo! Thanks Ev! And that's a damn fine pic of her, too. 

PIRATE!!!!!
Have you ever been to comic con? I really want to go this year. I have a classmate who was proposed to at the one in ATL in '08. DORKS!

Sure! I go to various anime/sci-fi cons and stuff like that. My ex girlfriend is a mascot at our local one and I used to work with them but I just lost interest in it recently. Anyways, the best part about going to cons, though, are the girls. For example, in the name of Harley Quinn, here are two girls dressed as her future twin Granddaughters, Dee & Dee. 





You just don't get to see that everyday.

[Sybil]

What about YOU?

I have several but I'm way too busy...shit!

And I'm also WAY TOO depraved to be ashamed....

story forthcoming.....

[EvB]

And I'm also WAY TOO depraved to be ashamed....

"Ashamed" is too strong a word for me - in my case, it's more like "a bit embarrassed"  as in, "yeah, I know that the 2004 version of Vanity Fair was mediocre - but I LIKED IT!"  >blush<

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JuRRjNRv-rM

As for sharing a dream I'm actually ASHAMED of 1) those tend to be fuzzy in my memory and 2) hell would freeze over before I publicly admit what little I do recall! 

[danDNA]

Like I said, love your honesty as a lot of people would never admit such things. It appears as though you are drawn to the intellectual type maybe I am wrong. Funny shit about Olbermann and his glasses, hahahahaha. I think you may be the only woman alive that does not desire a skinny "dude" as most men desire a skinny woman because of the social pressures and constructs. We do see in certain cultures that a fuller figured male or female is the desired phenotype and thankfully so, I mean how could you not desire this be you male or female .

wtf is nigella lawson doing on here? upper class twits are not nice. she prolly does a good roast though.
skinny women? anyone who fancies skinny women is a paedophile. and if you fancy a fat women youre prolly a feeder.

[Centurion73]

if you fancy a fat women youre prolly a feeder.

That is some well written funny shit. I will admit that I do not know about the classism that you talk about.

A feeder, yeah I would feed her, oh boy, would I feed her. I walk around with corn in my pockets to feed her type.

[Frys Girl]

Once I saw Pam anderson wearing this shirt that said "I'd fuck any drummer" and I totally know what she's talking about...... yum damn. Also, I'm glad this topic has a pulse again.

Sybil please share your story damn it! If I can admit to going down on Rush Limbaugh you guys can do whatever. Come on!

[Centurion73]

If I can admit to going down on Rush Limbaugh you guys can do whatever. Come on!

Great, just great, that statement is going to be years of therapy for me to get that picture out of my head. I could go club some baby seals to get it out of my head but I doubt even that would work 

[Frys Girl]

Great, just great, that statement is going to be years of therapy for me to get that picture out of my head. I could go club some baby seals to get it out of my head but I doubt even that would work 

How dare YOU complain. I had the actual, simulation-style dream. You have no idea the images that keep coming back to me. I haven't listened to Stinkbomb's show since that dream. Just a snippet here and there. He calls obama the "bamster" now. Puke.

[danDNA]

im gonna read all these posts once again before i go to bed see if i cant have me some perverted dreams.

i know why i came on this post again....dunno if anyone has mentioned it before but is Ian Punnett obsessed with prostitutes or what? i'm no professional but i swear i can tell a lot by the sort of imagery of dreams, especially if they keep cropping up, and Ian has mentioned prostitutes and dreams twice now. i think all that semenary has gone to his pleasure centres, thats what you get for following the anglican church i suppose - repressed. i mean at least if he was a priest he could gratify himself with the choir boys....

[EvB]

I could go club some baby seals to get it out of my head but I doubt even that would work 

I have a little penguin made of baby seal skin (yes, how's that for twisted on too may levels to count?) -- had a pair of white baby seal skin boots as a young teen too, Both courtesy of an older relative who was stationed with the Coast Guard in Alaska.

My son, though quite PC and up on social and ecological issues when it comes to current practice, is also obsessed with old things that are not available any more due to these same issues.  I have two things he covets:  That penguin, and a large, blown-glass, cobalt blue vase made when they actually used cobalt to create the color. (poisonous to the blower, but perfect safe and stable as it is now)

I wish he'd take the damned penguin, it gives me the creeps.  The vase he may have as soon as he's settled without extra roommates, and we both know there is a safe place to put it.

I won't tell you the most outrageous thing I've bought him that falls into this "old and wrong" category.   I'll just say that he loved it - and deliberately keeps it on top of his computer desk (it's very small) to watch people's horror at the sight.

I'll give you three hints:  It is manufactured.  What it's manufactured of is not anything that was living, though life, or the loss of it, is what it makes people think of. It's not, in the most literal sense, a weapon or any part of a weapon.

If you guess, I will fess up - but it may be anti-climactic.

[EvB]

I think all that semenary has gone to his pleasure centres, thats what you get for following the anglican church i suppose - repressed.

The Episcopal church, here, is a very mixed bag.  I get that feeling from what Ian has said that he is part of the more liberal front - and, while their liturgical process is (to my way of thinking) ODDLY stuffy (who gets to read what - out loud in a ceremonial context, that is - who get to touch what - and all that) I don't find them particularly repressive in general.

I only heard one of those prostitute dreams.  I got the impression it had more to do with fatherly anxiety about his sons - who are now at an age where they may well be, or soon become, sexual active.  I remember that feeling as a Mom.  I've no idea what Ian's standards are - but mine were:

1) Stay safe and keep your partner safe - first and foremost.

2) Sex is powerful - please don't throw that away on someone you don't really give a rat's ass about.

That said - I can't vouch for Ian.  Maybe he is just odd.

[Centurion73]

im gonna read all these posts once again before i go to bed see if i cant have me some perverted dreams.

i know why i came on this post again....dunno if anyone has mentioned it before but is Ian Punnett obsessed with prostitutes or what? i'm no professional but i swear i can tell a lot by the sort of imagery of dreams, especially if they keep cropping up, and Ian has mentioned prostitutes and dreams twice now. i think all that semenary has gone to his pleasure centres, thats what you get for following the anglican church i suppose - repressed. i mean at least if he was a priest he could gratify himself with the choir boys....

I caught those he has a creepy profile for sure. Did you hear when he asked a guest if his wife "liked it" when he said she was raped? It was the sexual CIA spies show and the guest was a loon but still that is a pretty shitty thing to say. To make light of that act is beyond what a "normal" mind would do or say let alone come from a clergy member.

[Frys Girl]

Did you hear when he asked a guest if his wife "liked it" when he said she was rapped?

What a piece of shit. Ian is a sick clown.

[EvB]

Did you hear when he asked a guest if his wife "liked it" when he said she was rapped? It was the sexual CIA spies show and the guest was a loon but still that is a pretty shitty thing to say.

I'm finding this one hard to believe, NOT becuase of my bias towards ian, but because it;s the kind of thing (like Imas' racial quip) that gets big news, and big trouble  Oh, I don't doubt that's what you heard - I'm just not (yet) convinced that's how it was intended.  I'm going to have to look for it. The CIA show you say?

And Fry's -- how can you take something that intense at face value?  - I doubt you heard it - because if you had - you'd have said so.

Grrrrrrrrrr -- can't find it - WHICH show was this?

[Centurion73]

Grrrrrrrrrr -- can't find it - WHICH show was this?

Sunday November 9th, 2008
Mind Control & Project Monarch
Journalist and occult expert Tracy Twyman discussed the shocking stories from her new book, Mind Controlled Sex Slaves and the CIA. She covered a number of infamous accounts within this realm, such as the story of Cathy O'Brien,

Ian asked something like "you sure she did not like it" or words to that effect. He also made a joke about cancer to another female researcher Ph.D and her response even made me fee sorry for the sod that he is. she chilled the airwaves with her disdain for the comment and that kind of stopped the flow of his free association routine.

[EvB]

Ian asked something like "you sure she did not like it" or words to that effect. He also made a joke about cancer to another female researcher Ph.D and her response even made me fee sorry for the sod that he is. she chilled the airwaves with her disdain for the comment and that kind of stopped the flow of his free association routine.

Thanks - I'll take a listen. 

[Frys Girl]

And Fry's -- how can you take something that intense at face value?  - I doubt you heard it - because if you had - you'd have said so.

Grrrrrrrrrr -- can't find it - WHICH show was this?

I have not heard it. True, I shouldn't take it at face value. But I think Ian has a pent up sexual urges of the weird kind. I've heard him make other stupid sex jokes in the past. He's just a perv, but not the fun kind. Anywho, I'll wait for your quality control update EvB Thanks.