Your Strange Dreams

[Foodlion]

blow u

suck u

[wr250]

A person who has a dream like this, and then has the further wherewithal to write it down, cannot be all retarded.

I reiterate, however, death is too good for the likes of George Noory: he must be made to suffer.

not to deviate from the ______ u junk , but noory exists to make us suffer. thats why he cant die.

[gnooryblows]

suck u

blow u

not to deviate from the ______ u junk , but noory exists to make us suffer. thats why he cant die.

no fuck the three of you

[coaster]

I've had the same dream. There are no coincidences. Your dream was obviously a portal.
Jesus christ its too early to be this drunk.

[gnooryblows]

I've had the same dream. There are no coincidences. Your dream was obviously a portal.
Jesus christ its too early to be this drunk.

are you serious? i was wondering if somebody else had the same dream. or if they had dreams about gnoory or bell or coast to coast people ever. from time to time i have them.
i dunno if youre joking or not

[Jackstar]

I'm celibate. When you guys are done being whatever, I'd like some craniosacral work done, thanks.

[wr250]

no fuck the three of you

i guess the orgy is over. now back to your regularly scheduled thread ...

[Jackstar]

are you serious?

Oh yes, you can count on him having been drinking.

[TheMan WhoFell ToEarth]

suck u

Get me one of those 5% off deli sandwiches and you might just have a deal.

[gnooryblows]

you people r monsters

[wr250]

you people r monsters

this is bellgab. rational thought is not required. just look at the mr. fidget thread or the politics forum.

[paladin1991]

blow u

MMMMM, okay.

[paladin1991]

suck u

Why Foodlion, I thought we were buds and all, and I'm cool with your serious desire, but don't expect to go all 'Brokback' on me, okay?  l'm just letting u because we're buds.

[paladin1991]

no fuck the three of you

OOOOhhh!  *claps hands*  Can I watch?

[paladin1991]

this is bellgab. rational thought is not required. just look at the mr. fidget thread or the politics forum.

Or catch the Jackstar/JSex hilarity fm a day ago.

[coaster]

are you serious? i was wondering if somebody else had the same dream. or if they had dreams about gnoory or bell or coast to coast people ever. from time to time i have them.
i dunno if youre joking or not

No I haven't had that particular dream, but I did dream George Noory and I were in Mexico, and we were being chased down by a cartel of rain puddle dealers. They shot hot pockets at us. Thankfully, Ed Dames remote viewed some helicopters, and we rode  out of there. It was a hallowing experience.

[paladin1991]

No I haven't had that particular dream, but I did dream George Noory and I were in Mexico, and we were being chased down by a cartel of rain puddle dealers. They shot hot pockets at us. Thankfully, Ed Dames remote viewed some helicopters, and we rode  out of there. It was a hallowing experience.

Harrowing.  Harrowing experience.  Harrowing is the word you are groping in the dark for.

[wr250]

No I haven't had that particular dream, but I did dream George Noory and I were in Mexico, and we were being chased down by a cartel of rain puddle dealers. They shot hot pockets at us. Thankfully, Ed Dames remote viewed some helicopters, and we rode  out of there. It was a hallowing experience.

Harrowing.  Harrowing experience.  Harrowing is the word you are groping in the dark for.

no hollowing is correct. noory tends to hollow out any experience, rendering it devoid of substance in 1 sentence or less.

[paladin1991]

no hollowing is correct. noory tends to hollow out any experience, rendering it devoid of substance in 1 sentence or less.

But he typed 'hallowing' not 'hollowing'   oh hell, everything in this bizarro world existence boils down to the suckage of Noory.

[bigchucka]

I'm celibate. When you guys are done being whatever, I'd like some craniosacral work done, thanks.

Please don't tell me that's what she was talking about when she said she wanted her things back.

Just played cause I remembered the third joke in this... which is what I was going for... but as I listened... this is very appropriate as a response.  It may even feel like you was there in the audience...

http://youtu.be/JuA0Xm2cy1s

[Jackstar]

She is taking a vacation at the end of the month. She was going to take a vacation in March, but the trip was delayed. Her luggage had been here ever since. When I told her that I would rather masturbate with a cheese grater than have sex with her ever again, she demanded that I stop what I was doing and bring her luggage to her immediately, even though it had been in my possession for weeks, and she had no use for it for further weeks more.

That's about the gist of it. Happy now? Because I sure am!


(note that certain details have been changed to protect certain cheeses)

[bigchucka]

That's about the gist of it. Happy now? Because I sure am!

(note that certain details have been changed to protect certain cheeses)

I was happy once I started listening to some Sam Kinison.  Speaking of Sam Kinison, revenge, and luggage.... at least she didn't do something like this to ya...

http://youtu.be/5SJIh2WLOQA

[gnooryblows]

I was happy once I started listening to some Sam Kinison.  Speaking of Sam Kinison, revenge, and luggage.... at least she didn't do something like this to ya...

http://youtu.be/5SJIh2WLOQA

....i dont understand you people

[Jackstar]

She did do something like that to me. Specifically, to things that I owned. Well, used to own.

[TheMan WhoFell ToEarth]

She did do something like that to me. Specifically, to things that I owned. Well, used to own.

Your balls?

[Foodlion]

Get me one of those 5% off deli sandwiches and you might just have a deal.

Lawd have mercy you've got yourself a deli deal.

[laserjock]

I seem to recall that it takes two hands to handle a whopper.  Popcorn anyone?  We've got a few fruitloops here, lover's quarrels, unintelligible rants...

[gnooryblows]

I am a straight male but last night I somehow dreamt that I was George Noory's wife. We spooned in bed together. He poked me, know what I mean. it was horrible, I felt so dirty when I woke up.
I do not have sexual feelings toward George Noory or any man for that matter. Does this make me less of a man? Ive listened to coast fairly frequently so as such ive had dreams about George Noory or Art Bell from time to time. Not even just from time to time, I have them fairly regularly. im not even a rabid fan, just a casual listener but sometimes they do pop into my dreams. Why Noory? Is he some sort of gay Freddie Krueger? Is that why he "poked" me?
another dream I had about noory
http://bellgab.com/index.php/topic,6120.0.html
I really felt horrible if I had to be homo for someone I would want it to be anybody but him.
also im not making this up

[someguy]

You're gay, sorry you had to find out this way.

[gnooryblows]

You're gay, sorry you had to find out this way.

I am not