Midnight In The Desert

[timebandit]

Phone sex Heather did phone sex?

I know..I found out yesterday and was stunned shocked a little.
But a girl gotta eat so I'm proud of her making it in this hard world.
She's amazing.. an angel..an empress.
And hopefully someday ..my wife.

[dsz]

You sure she wasn't being sarcastic? She is sometimes. Heck, maybe all these lies we've accused her of is just her very weird sarcasm.

[Sean92008]

I'm trying to speak from a listener perspective.

it might not hurt to start courting Coast to Coast if it is Dave... 

[Inglorious Bitch]

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Can I just tweet it? I don't want people to have my cell #.

[Chine]

Wasn't it a dead squirrel under his bed? And a horde of ants in his barbecue grill?

Ahaha. Good times. Oh! You think he’s prepping for the upcoming KNYE Barbecue?

[dsz]

it might not hurt to start courting Coast to Coast if it is Dave...

But they weren't having any of it. What does that tell us?

[Sean92008]

Unless you want it anal, the dildo named "Dave" is exclusive for that.  If you want DP, then the "Dave" and "Dave" (Schraeder) dildos might do the trick.

Yeah. I've had it out for Dave for a while...

[Sean92008]

But they weren't having any of it. What does that tell us?

I was directing that to Tim if Dave is MitD's new host...

[Sean92008]

I know..I found out yesterday and was stunned shocked a little.
But a girl gotta eat so I'm proud of her making it in this hard world.
She's amazing.. an angel..an empress.
And hopefully someday ..my wife.

She's got the perfect cuckshed.

[PB the Deplorable]

We definitely need Jazmunda's take on all this.  True, he has been quiet.

Do we?  Last I remember hearing was him saying he had no reason not to believe the stalker story

[dsz]

Yeah. I've had it out for Dave for a while...

Hope Keith is reading this. Maybe no announcement because of second thoughts. Contract? What contract? I'm Keef. You're looking for Keith.

[WhiteCrow]

Don't Treat Keith This Way by Thelma Doucheton (A BellGab Production)
Now available on YouTube:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nY1efbNPmC4

Finally catching up...

Omg MV your parody songs are truly Awesome. ROTFLMAO!

"The BOYZ got TALENT!

Anyway, if you take and make request please consider my song below. 

It will add some balance into the Heather bashing-fest.. (smiley face gagging at own words)

And a further incentive "Big Donation" you know I'm good for it.. (smiley face with dollar signs for eyes wink wink..nudge nudge ..money talks.. diaper fund..lookie here wife'ie, this is better than ad-sense revenue)

What's you say Evil One   boy?

TIA

Love MV
(smiley face cough cough)


Did I hit all the hot buttons?
Ego stroked..check
Complementary..check
Money.. check
Happy wife..check

Nancy Sinatra "These boots are made for Walking"

Heather Wade "These boots are made for Stomp'in
Lyrics by the Queen of the Art Bell Legacy

Keith, You keep saying you got something for me
Something you call "IT" but confess
You've been a'messin' with my zeros and ones and shouldn't 've been a'messin'
And now I'm giv'in you all my  best
Keith These boots are made for stomp'in
And that's just what they'll do
Tonight these boots are gonna stomp all over you
You keep lyin' when you oughta be truthin'
You keep losing when you oughta not bet
You keep a'changin' when you oughta be a'comput'in
Now what's right is right but your zeros and ones ain't been right yet
These boots are made for stomp'in
And that's just what they'll do
Tonight these boots are gonna stomp all over you
You keep playing when you should be  be a'comput'in
And you keep thinking that you'll never get burnt (HAH)
I just found me a brand new box of matches (YEAH)
And Keith you ain't never learn'in
These boots are made for stomp'in
And that's just what they'll do
Tonight these boots are gonna stomp all over you
Are you ready, Keith? I'm stompin!

https://youtu.be/SbyAZQ45uww

[chefist]

Do we?  Last I remember hearing was him saying he had no reason not to believe the stalker story

Ha... I loved that part...he still believes the Area 51 employee too...

[dsz]

I was directing that to Tim if Dave is MitD's new host...

Right. Thought you were referring to Keith's tweet the other day. This place is so confusing.

[MV/Liberace!]

http://bartelllegacy.com

heh heh

[K_Dubb]

But they weren't having any of it. What does that tell us?

I couldn't figure out what Keef expected in exchange for moving the time.  Maybe by picking up one of C2C's hosts he hoped to work out some kind of package where the new show could serve as a lead-in to Noory actually on the air on some stations without Noory's objections, maybe even cooperation?

I think it tells us Keef thinks he can retain more subscribers than I would have thought, if he can offer Schrader something competitive with his C2C gig.

[Catsmile]

Congratulations on the top right corner status!

So, is this a dating service for 20 year old Filipinas?  Let me send my blank $600 money order today!

# It'sMilkingFoolishHornyOldGoatsLiveOrOtherwiseSite
# SwipeLeftSwipeRightFindUrDateTonight

# SoManyHashSpeaksâ,,¢
# ThereCanOnlyBeOne

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bnUEyxkDr5g

[SpookyTim]

Nancy Sinatra "These boots are made for Walking"

https://youtu.be/SbyAZQ45uww

I saw that video on VH-1 when I was a very young boy, and thought...OHHHHH maybe girls aren't yucky after all.

[Chine]

I saw that video on VH-1 when I was a very young boy, and thought...OHHHHH maybe girls aren't yucky after all.

My friend (who passed years ago) designed those boots for Nancy.

[SpookyTim]

My friend (who passed years ago) designed those boots for Nancy.

That's awesome!

[Corona Kitty]

Really... give me a break.. its $5 bucks a month for MITD.
If Heather came back with a monthly subscription, I'll buy one too.

Where can we get all this spin-off entertainment for $10 bucks a month.

Your own little "soap opera" brig'ie dear, that you can participate in..

LOL you are going to get into a "principal" fight, over $5 bucks a month? Awful short sighted in light of the potential pay-offs ..

Make and enjoy the ride.

#Go Heather
#Go Karen
#Go Keith
#The Art of Legacy Crowning for Dumbies

https://youtu.be/MM_G0IRLEx4

Love all

[WOTR]

You can make fun of her for a lot of things but I wouldn’t sink low enough to make fun of her illness. She almost died.

Twice more and she will be tied with Senda. 

The only thing that I recall is her mentioning once that she walks with canes?  I would imagine that limits career options and makes life generally far more difficult.  This does seem to be one gig that she could do easily from home.  Hopefully it works out for her.

[dsz]

I couldn't figure out what Keef expected in exchange for moving the time.  Maybe by picking up one of C2C's hosts he hoped to work out some kind of package where the new show could serve as a lead-in to Noory actually on the air on some stations without Noory's objections, maybe even cooperation?

I think it tells us Keef thinks he can retain more subscribers than I would have thought, if he can offer Schrader something competitive with his C2C gig.

True. And he could estimate Dave's pull based on the numbers from his podcast and Coast appearances.

[GravitySucks]

Ahaha. Good times. Oh! You think he’s prepping for the upcoming KNYE Barbecue?

I thought it was a Chili cookoff.

[Walks_At_Night]

I saw that video on VH-1 when I was a very young boy, and thought...OHHHHH maybe girls aren't yucky after all.

Too funny.  I had a very similar experience with Star Trek and Yeoman Rand................

[Dyna-X]

I've wondered from a technical standpoint exactly what software runs the wormhole. I think it would be a great alternative to Skype text and logging into an email for short messages to anyone with a website. If Keith coded this, he could make a small fortune if he offered this for $14.95 and offered technical support to install it on sites.

It seems to be a type of contact form that aggregates messages onto a common screen, but what is its protocol? It seems entirely text based with a DOS-like interface on the radio host's side.

[bateman]

I saw that video on VH-1 when I was a very young boy, and thought...OHHHHH maybe girls aren't yucky after all.

Yes, I know I’m young.

https://youtu.be/skwGTJx7Ab0

[Catsmile]

You can make fun of her for a lot of things but I wouldn’t sink low enough to make fun of her illness. She almost died.

# AccordingToGospelOfWad
# StillGotAThing4Her
# WhiteKnightOnwardCuckedSoldier 
# SheTakesMoneyOrders4ShoutOutsNao
# TrueStories,Bro

# Shes Digging Up Arts Bones 4 Profit
# Nothing Is Off The Table Nao
# Partake @ Ur Own Comfort Level
# 4TheLuLz

[Kolchak]

So is Airyn 1) pissed about the legacy name 2) unaware or 3) washing her hands of the entire situation out of frustration?

[SaucyRossy]

I've wondered from a technical standpoint exactly what software runs the wormhole. I think it would be a great alternative to Skype text and logging into an email for short messages to anyone with a website. If Keith coded this, he could make a small fortune if he offered this for $14.95 and offered technical support to install it on sites.

It seems to be a type of contact form that aggregates messages onto a common screen, but what is its protocol? It seems entirely text based with a DOS-like interface on the radio host's side.

Pretty sure it’s just emails.