Midnight In The Desert

[MV/Liberace!]

I'll start thinking in terms of Keith Rowland as Phaedra and the wormhole as "the gate".

haha, i can't believe i'm dedicating hours of my life to this shit.

my next project is going to be a parody of this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9SCzVEUlqqA

any lyrical help from anyone willing... it would be appreciated.

[Kolchak]

We're on the right path here.  I've got to plow through Art's best known bumper songs first, though.

I still need feedback retooling The Shed of the Cuck.

[MV/Liberace!]

I still need feedback retooling The Shed of the Cuck.

you did a great job.  i'll be coming back to this one.

edit:  i don't know how i missed it when you posted it.

[K_Dubb]

Nice, you got that hot sauce in yo purse!

[AZZERAE]

you didn't like her voice in the old days either? i did. you must of been biting your tongue that whole time.

i remember that time in chat you asked or said something about spirit communication? i don't remember what she said, nothing bad, it was probably good advice but it was so patronizing, like talking to a ten-year-old.
turns out there's a market for that. paul and ella

Nope, I've never liked her voice, ever. Indeed, I did a lot of tongue-biting.

I don't recall asking her anything about spirit communication, but I must just have a bad memory. I'm not into any of that paranormal stuff. Art Bell is the only reason any of it happened to cross my mind.

I also hated the GabCasts when all those other idiots hosted it. I only ever began enjoying it when MV got more involved. Eddie Dean and all those losers sucked ass. Fuck them.

[Kolchak]

any lyrical help from anyone willing... it would be appreciated.

Doing alright
A little mourning on a Saturday night
And they say
Keith may take the show away

Heather was sweet
But she'd lie with the push of a tweet
And now Art has died
Heather's left without a guide.

The studio's blue
When paychecks cannot get to you
Lasha's sad too
Take advantage of time with you

Cut me a check
Before this becomes even more of a wreck
$600 bucks
Coming from the coffers of cucks

Coffers of Cucks (Coffers of cucks)

I dunno. Reaching that "driver's seat" refrain in a way that flows well seems to be the biggest issue here. I'm sure we can all pool our resources and nail it.

[WOTR]

Is this for real?

It just struck me that after the last few releases by MV recording studios, she may be feeling a little trapped.  Possibly she is realizing that she may be stranded in a cuckshed in the desert, unable to escape Nye.  But maybe there is a way out?

She may want to upgrade to the cuckshack in Hawaii.

[GravitySucks]

Ugh. Jimmy "the tongue" Dore is horrific.

I didn’t say any of them were particularly any good. Just that they seemed to be making a living using the internet streaming model. I knkw the two chicks on Guys we Fucked kept their gigs as comedians but were aboe to quit there day jobs and actually take a tour doing the podcast.

[K_Dubb]

I dunno. Reaching that "driver's seat" refrain in a way that flows well seems to be the biggest issue here. I'm sure we can all pool our resources and nail it.

It's repeated often enough it has to be good.  I suppose legacy is too obvious?

[GravitySucks]

Do you know if Joe Rogan's revenue stream for his podcast is strictly from youtube?
With his youtube view numbers I know he does quite well, but I haven't seen any other avenues of revenue. No commercials. I'm not sure if he has any sponsors.
I believe he has his own product line but I haven't heard him hocking it all the time.

I think he packs all the commercials on the front end. I have listened in awhile. That is hiw the Guys we Fucked podcast is. They read 5-6 minutes of commercials up front.

[Kolchak]

I didn’t say any of them were particularly any good. Just that they seemed to be making a living using the internet streaming model. I knkw the two chicks on Guys we Fucked kept their gigs as comedians but were aboe to quit there day jobs and actually take a tour doing the podcast.

Oh, of course. I think Jimmy Dore's podcast is merely supplementary to his regular appearances on The Young Turks (also awful). But without that audience, he'd be nowhere.

[Kolchak]

It's repeated often enough it has to be good.  I suppose legacy is too obvious?

"Take Your place in Art's Legacy."

It is obvious, but it's also perfect.

[WOTR]

I'm hoping Art died of natural causes and there doesn't end up being some ambiguity in the results that leads to suspicion and rumor.

That makes one of us.  I honestly hope that they can't find the cause (I know it is unlikely.)  Somehow that seems fitting. Friday the 13th he died of unknown causes. 

[Kolchak]

Cut me a check
Before this becomes even more of a wreck
Then you will see
I am truly Art's Legacy

Not terrible. This has been a productive workshopping.

[MV/Liberace!]

Doing alright
A little mourning on a Saturday night
And they say
Keith may take the show away

Heather was sweet
But she'd lie with the push of a tweet
And now Art has died
Heather's left without a guide.

The studio's blue
When paychecks cannot get to you
Lasha's sad too
Take advantage of time with you

Cut me a check
Before this becomes even more of a wreck
$600 bucks
Coming from the coffers of cucks

Coffers of Cucks (Coffers of cucks)

I dunno. Reaching that "driver's seat" refrain in a way that flows well seems to be the biggest issue here. I'm sure we can all pool our resources and nail it.

that's a lot i can build on.  thx.  already made some edits...

[MV/Liberace!]

I suppose legacy is too obvious?

i can't think of anything better.  perhaps two words?  it needs that long "I" in the first syllable.

[HumanBeing]

'Legancy'.. but let's focus on the three 3 L's, that'll help.

[GravitySucks]

i can't think of anything better.  perhaps two words?  it needs that long "I" in the first syllable.

I don’t have the original lyric but maybe ending in something like “I can be”?

[K_Dubb]

i can't think of anything better.  perhaps two words?  it needs that long "I" in the first syllable.

Now you're getting picky.  Mine: his seat

Depending on how this plays out, "non-compete" might make a compelling refrain.

[MV/Liberace!]

I don’t have the original lyric but maybe ending in something like “I can be”?

"I can be" doesn't stand on its own, though.  "Legacy" does.  I guess I'm being kinda dumb here.  Legacy is probably as good as that's going to get.

[MV/Liberace!]

Don't Treat Keith This Way by Thelma Doucheton (A BellGab Production)
Now available on YouTube:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nY1efbNPmC4

[wr250]

Heather is now teasing being able to put jumper music in downloadable archives. That’s a huge expense that Art couldn’t even afford.

even limbaugh doesnt do that due to cost.

[wr250]

# EyeHaven'tSeenAnyOfThatShitInDecades
# LivingLikeIt's1994

http://www.wonder-tonic.com/geocitiesizer/content.php?theme=1&music=12&url=bellgab.com

[For Whom the Bell Tolls]

Here is more fuel to add.  I don't think Schrader is the new host because he has an account here and it hasn't been active for 2 months.  Surely he'd be lurking I would think.  Maybe he is logged out but I don't think he's sneaky to lurk like that.

http://bellgab.com/index.php?action=profile;u=4225

Schrader has cut down to three days plus his true crime show for spring and summer. Mentioned a few months ago needed the time to work on new project. Makes me not too confident it's him.

[Hells Mole]

Both versions of the band are doing the county fair and pawn shop circuits.

Pawn shops have concerts now?

[SredniVashtar]

Not sure if any paranormal types make good money but there seem to be some decent podcasters making a living streaming. Some live. Some not.

Joe Rogan Experience
Guys We Fucked podcast
Jimmy Dore

They are the exception rather than the rule, though. I don't know anything about the middle one, but the others are comics (Dore allegedly) so it's not a day job for them. GWF sounds awful, is it a bunch of unfunny women trying to sound edgy?

There is the No Agenda show - basically a pair of grumpy old bastards moaning about the news - which would probably appeal to you as there is plenty of Trump-nuzzling going on. I don't know if they make money really, there is a lot of Falkie-style panhandling.

[MV/Liberace!]

Midnight In The Cuckshed by Crystal Fail
(A BellGab Production)
Now available on YouTube:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I1uCwOyXOJU

[awguy]

Heather is now teasing being able to put jumper music in downloadable archives. That’s a huge expense that Art couldn’t even afford.

I think it's illegal to do this. You can't include bumper music in a downloadable MP3. Anyone doing this is getting away with because it's a small time operation. This is why the downloadable Mp3's of C2C don't include music but the streaming version does. You can stream music but it can't be available for download.

[MV/Liberace!]

I don't know if they make money really, there is a lot of Falkie-style panhandling.

They're each making at least $250K per year.

[PrairieGhost]

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