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Midnight In The Desert

Started by Falkie2013, December 11, 2015, 11:13:40 PM


chefist

Quote from: ItsOver on May 02, 2018, 06:32:48 AM
There's this.



And this.



Then there's this place that Texans seem to love.  I think they string you up if you say anything bad about it.



The A1 bacon double cheeseburger is amazing.

ShayP

Quote from: BobGrau on May 02, 2018, 08:15:55 AM
I don't think this is good enough to sing, but I thought I'd post anyway. If anyone can tidy it up please feel free. I just love nancy's first bit.

Some BellGab Mourning

From Bellgab mourning to the hate
Some Karaoke while we wait
For Keith to tell us 'bout Heather
How she was Art's wife
And also his best friend
Glum Bellgab, mourning but it's great

Prowlers crowing on the hill, vocal fry and laugh-to-fill
Burned to dust, Bellgab's trust, look I'm moving to Pahrump!
Heather pissed her fame

From Bellgab mourning to the hate
Some Karaoke while we wait
For Keith to tell us 'bout Heather
How she was Art's wife
And also his best friend
Glum Bellgab, mourning but it's great

Browsing all the things we know, secrets make for a bad show
Learn from this, keep in touch, lurk with us but don't post much
Rosegirl is still game

Nope.  It's good enough to sing.  You did a nice job with this parody. 8)

I just sang it to myself and I think I knocked it out of the park. ;D

ItsOver

Quote from: chefist on May 02, 2018, 08:33:25 AM
The A1 bacon double cheeseburger is amazing.
Especially if you manage to avoid a triple bypass after eating it.

I'm reminded of The Invaders somehow. Speaking of invaders, Heather fits that description.
Quote from: Sean92008 on May 02, 2018, 08:29:59 AM
The group responsible for Art's autopsy...

http://www.vegascoroner.com



yoursongs

Quote from: dsz on May 02, 2018, 01:14:29 AM
If Heather were a sandwich, which sandwich would she be?

Sunday Go-to-meetin' Bun?
Wish Sandwich?

ponyboysunset

Quote from: BobGrau on May 02, 2018, 08:15:55 AM
I don't think this is good enough to sing, but I thought I'd post anyway. If anyone can tidy it up please feel free. I just love nancy's first bit.

Some BellGab Mourning

From Bellgab mourning to the hate
Some Karaoke while we wait
For Keith to tell us 'bout Heather
How she was Art's wife
And also his best friend
Glum Bellgab, mourning but it's great

Prowlers crowing on the hill, vocal fry and laugh-to-fill
Burned to dust, Bellgab's trust, look I'm moving to Pahrump!
Heather pissed her fame

From Bellgab mourning to the hate
Some Karaoke while we wait
For Keith to tell us 'bout Heather
How she was Art's wife
And also his best friend
Glum Bellgab, mourning but it's great

Browsing all the things we know, secrets make for a bad show
Learn from this, keep in touch, lurk with us but don't post much
Rosegirl is still game
Great stuff. Mine is taking a dark fucking turn. LOL

LadyFish

Quote from: timebandit on May 02, 2018, 08:09:30 AM
it was ridiculous keith having dead air last night..
(you know what I mean)
a replay would have kept some magic alive.

Dead air? What time was that?

When I tuned, about an hour or so in, there was a replay of one of the Art tribute shows from Saturday night.


Pizzapunch

Let's start an email campaign urging Keith to do a gabcast and get his story out there. It's time for an armistice between bellgab and Keith

ShayP

Quote from: ponyboysunset on May 02, 2018, 08:02:00 AM
I got a little something I am working on. Here's what I have so far...PS this is hard as fuck! Kudos MV!
It's to this tune...

There's a shed in western state
On a street where a stalker played
A con she sure did make
As he taught her things for free

And there's a legend in this desert town
And he worked ‘til he dropped right down
They say, Heather, you put in him the ground
And she calls them all vultures

The vultures say:

(That's it so far) LOL

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EsYnBI2nvHI

LOL!  Oh this is really good too.  8)

ItsOver

Quote from: ShayP on May 02, 2018, 08:33:44 AM
Nope.  It's good enough to sing.  You did a nice job with this parody. 8)

I just sang it to myself and I think I knocked it out of the park. ;D
Mr. Rogers' stamp of approval doesn't come easy.  ;)


ShayP

Quote from: dsz on May 02, 2018, 01:14:29 AM
If Heather were a sandwich, which sandwich would she be?

BBQ Tofu with bean sprouts on stale whole wheat toast.

BobGrau

Quote from: BobGrau on May 02, 2018, 08:15:55 AM
I don't think this is good enough to sing, but I thought I'd post anyway. If anyone can tidy it up please feel free. I just love nancy's first bit.

Some BellGab Mourning

From Bellgab mourning to the hate
Some Karaoke while we wait
For Keith to tell us 'bout Heather
How she was Art's wife
And also his best friend
Glum Bellgab, mourning but it's great

Prowlers crowing on the hill, vocal fry and laugh-to-fill
Burned to dust, Bellgab's trust, look I'm moving to Pahrump!
Heather pissed her fame

From Bellgab mourning to the hate
Some Karaoke while we wait
For Keith to tell us 'bout Heather
How she gave him strife
How she wouldn't bend
Glum Bellgab, mourning but it's great

Browsing all the things we know, secrets make for a bad show
Learn from this, keep in touch, lurk with us but don't post much
Rosegirl is still game

Fixed a little.


MV/Liberace!

Quote from: Pizzapunch on May 02, 2018, 08:43:25 AM
Let's start an email campaign urging Keith to do a gabcast and get his story out there. It's time for an armistice between bellgab and Keith

it would be great to have him on and have a civil conversation.  i doubt he would do it at this time, though.  he probably has to be careful what he says.


DynamoHum

Quote from: mv on May 02, 2018, 08:47:44 AM
it would be great to have him on and have a civil conversation.  i doubt he would do it at this time, though.  he probably has to be careful what he says.

If Heather unloads as expected tonight, then she will shoot herself in the foot with regard to any legal avenue...However - she does have Lasha urging her on who has undoubtedly been to the Sean David Morton school of Law...

a is jump

The archives of Joe Montaldo's show are hosted on UPRN's soundcloud page. His shows tend to get 15-20k streams. When he had Heater (sic) on last month, he got 103k. Those numbers seem very healthy...? How many people have been listening to Heather on DMDN?

timebandit

Quote from: LadyFish on May 02, 2018, 08:43:05 AM
Dead air? What time was that?

When I tuned, about an hour or so in, there was a replay of one of the Art tribute shows from Saturday night.
the first few minutes after 9 was a paranormal show I'd never heard of.
didn't hang in any longer


Bluejay

Quote from: Shimmyflaps on May 01, 2018, 11:19:06 PM
Does anyone here have a heart? My God! The Sheriff was sent out to do a wellness check on HW and nobody was home! There is no proof she is safe. Her posts are unusual for her. The only voice is one that is most likely Keith Roland. Demand Heather Wade be shown to be safe! Is that too much to ask?

BobGrau

Hm "Sean David Morton when I'm straight"



malliard

Quote from: a is jump on May 02, 2018, 08:55:17 AM
The archives of Joe Montaldo's show are hosted on UPRN's soundcloud page. His shows tend to get 15-20k streams. When he had Heater (sic) on last month, he got 103k. Those numbers seem very healthy...? How many people have been listening to Heather on DMDN?

Where are you getting those numbers from?
i am seeing something totally different
https://soundcloud.com/uprn


Quote from: BobGrau on May 02, 2018, 09:05:54 AM
Hm "Sean David Morton when I'm straight"

LOL

"Golden Corral open up your gate

...and tell me 'bout French Dip"


Lilith

I think Art just reached out to me.  One of my neighbors gave me a couple books that someone gave them, that they didn't want.  One is JFK Profiles in Courage, and the other is  The Coming Global SuperStorm  AB & WS

Taco Bell

Quote from: brig on May 02, 2018, 09:18:46 AM
I think Art just reached out to me.  One of my neighbors gave me a couple books that someone gave them, that they didn't want.  One is JFK Profiles in Courage, and the other is  The Coming Global SuperStorm  AB & WS

Did you know your neighbors may be wearing tinfoil hats behind closed doors?

IamNegan

Quote from: Yorkshire pud on May 02, 2018, 08:25:17 AM

It looks like his widow and kids were taken by someone else..Thinking about it, would you want to be driven anywhere by HW after her behaviour?

I wouldn't let her drive me to the corner of my street, much less anywhere else! lol

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