Midnight In The Desert

[ItsOver]

I'll pass that on to her.
She only takes a half hour so it will have to be a quickie.

LOL

Ha!  A quickie with MV.

[ItsOver]

Dear Casey,
I recently lost someone very close to me. A father figure and mentor. Since you and I both speak radio you know how much music can help.
Heather in Pahrump.

Well Heather, this one goes out to you.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LBtuk4JcYTs

LOL.  Nailed it.

[WhiteCrow]

You kidding? She's on her way to Maniwaki, Quebec to become the new voice of the first nations radio station as we speak.
The first time Napoleon was sent into exile he came back with a vengeance. Let's see what Wade can do.

Damn straight..Heather's no quiter.. she a fighter..

Area 51 gimmick.. Art worthy.. hope she can play it into Orson Wells worthy..

Go Heather!

[WhiteCrow]

Warning to you want'a be broadcasters that are in play for Heather's seat Art's seat on MITD.

You will now be going head to head against George Senda the You-Rube Super Star for Art's former seat.

Sharpen up your shticks!

Eat Heather's dust...

https://youtu.be/oUIJJZKYSxo

[PB the Deplorable]

... Also. They’re both clearly on drugs.

Wow. Heather was so devestated up until yesterday afternoon and couldn’t do MITD, but BAM! Suddenly she’s great and appearing on some random dude’s little program. Her idiot fans should be calling bullshit immediately.

Yeah, so much for the grieving best friend / mentee.

Art dies and this person immediately puts a plan to jump ship - and stick it to Keith on the way out - into action?  If she wanted to leave the company for whatever reason, that's just business, but to have a plan in place to do so the instant Art dies... wow.  And to then not bother going to the funeral (can't even drive the grieving widow), not coming on the air to do a tribute, making his death about her... this is the manipulative sex phone operator just doing her thing in broad daylight (all this is just my opinion).  Don't fall in live with whores, Art (again opinion), didn't anyone ever tell you that?

[Lord Grantham]

YAAASSS KING SLAAAAY

Keef Rollo, our new hero.

[WhiteCrow]

Yeah, so much for the grieving best friend / mentee.

Art dies and this conniving scum (just my opinion) immediately puts a plan to jump ship - and stick it to Keith on the way out - into action?  If she wanted to leave the company for whatever reason, that's just business, but to have a plan in place to do so the instant Art dies... wow.  And to then not bother going to the funeral (can't even drive the grieving widow), not coming on the air to do a tribute, making his death about her... this is the manipulative sex phone operator just doing her thing (in my opinion).  Don't fall in live with whores, Art (again opinion), didn't anyone ever tell you that?

I know..if half of that is true, Heather has an amazing skill set to claw her way to the top.

Art knew.. take no prisoners .. Heather finely dumped Keith.

Heather..  Art's protege

[HumanBeing]

No parody needed! I totally forgot about this song!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7tuAkdlLhTE

Good one hehe 

I was thinking earlier 'Whole Lotta Love' By Zeppelin  .. lyrics don't even need to be touched. My mind goes right in the gutter when I think about them knockin' boots out in the cuckshed 

You need coolin', baby, I'm not foolin',
I'm gonna send you back to schoolin',
Way down inside, honey, you need it,
I'm gonna give you my love,
I'm gonna give you my love.

Wanna whole lotta love [4x]

You've been learnin', baby, I've been yearnin',
All them good times, baby, baby, I've been learnin',
Way, way down inside, honey, you need it,
I'm gonna give you my love
I'm gonna give you my love.

Wanna whole lotta love [4x]

You've been coolin', baby, I've been droolin',
All the good times baby I've been misusin',
Way, way down inside, I'm gonna give you my love,
I'm gonna give you every inch of my love,
Gonna give you my love.

Wanna whole lotta love [4x]

Yeah! All right! Let's go!

Way down inside... woman... you need... love.

Shake for me, girl.
I wanna be your backdoor man.
Keep it coolin', baby. [4x]

[Richard Groyper]

I know..if half of that is true, Heather has an amazing skill set to claw her way to the top.

Art knew.. take no prisoners ..

Heather..  Art's protege

CLAW ALL

[PB the Deplorable]

A couple of notes:

... 3. I really think she will wind up back on Keith's network. Just a hunch but as brig would say but I could be wrong.

#stay tuned

Haha, I doubt he'd have her back at this point

... 5. Why am I still reading all this drama over an internet radio show?

Because it's a fascinating character study.  Just like the Noory thread in it's glory days, and the Falkie thread now.

And it's great fun

... 6. I think Heather will bail tonight especially if this show takes callers, no way she is dealing with bellgab people.

I'm almost certain this has been in the works for weeks/months.  She didn't like Keith, knew Art was dying, and made plans to jump to and infect a new host.  It's easy enough to dump callers. 

Tonight's show should be adequately appalling.  Can't wait.

[Yorkshire pud]

Not sure MV will get the falsetto here, but this might be a good basis for a  HW parody?

https://youtu.be/3X7PvU6qYEA

[HumanBeing]

Heather a.k.a. Dirty 'Mary' during the phone sex operator days 
At 0.99/min it was surely a bargain, mmmm

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_rdmio1lepo

[WhiteCrow]

CLAW ALL

This ain't no party ain't no disco ..no fooling around .. this is the real deal.. war!

Heather's in the game.

Nothing new under the sun.
If anyone has a day to kill,  go have a look at the Google archives of Art's unmoderated usenet newsgroups.  Take no prisoners,  this trashing of Heather is childs played compared to Art's back then.

https://youtu.be/HLhzC2NG-3I

[Renegade Smurf]

There some funny bits in there if you can get past the dead air when Padre Porky goes to the fridge and clinks beer bottles.i like the Q & À and the phone calls.

Warning to you want'a be broadcasters that are in play for Heather's seat Art's seat on MITD.

You will now be going head to head against George Senda the You-Rube Super Star for Art's former seat.

Sharpen up your shticks!

Eat Heather's dust...

https://youtu.be/oUIJJZKYSxo

[Lilith]

These people who are blaming Keith are also the people who believe in wishing machines. So.

What's wrong with wishing machines?

[WhiteCrow]

A couple of notes:

1. Lasha and Heather are two different people. I know it's hard to believe but it's true. Lots of crazies in this world not surprising these two finally got hooked up together.
2. MV needs to quit dicking around and put out an album of 'hits' already. A mixed tape I think is what the kids call it today, for us old folks that would be an album, cd, or cassette. I know I would pay actual real live money for it and so would a lot of you I'm sure.
3. I really think she will wind up back on Keith's network. Just a hunch but as brig would say but I could be wrong.
4. All this drama over an internet radio show?
5. Why am I still reading all this drama over an internet radio show?
6. I think Heather will bail tonight especially if this show takes callers, no way she is dealing with bellgab people.
7. Borderlines have no core, they often mimic anyone's gestures, behaviors, even vocal nuances of those around them.

#stay tuned

C-

crank up your game..

define your goals (fan or bit player, or brass ring)
Playing to bellgab for popularity is a loser hand.

Duh..even the wanker from down under figured that one out..

(Smiley face crap with eyes rolling and wink wink)

[ponyboysunset]

I got a little something I am working on. Here's what I have so far...PS this is hard as fuck! Kudos MV!
It's to this tune...

There's a shed in western state
On a street where a stalker played
A con she sure did make
As he taught her things for free

And there's a legend in this desert town
And he worked ‘til he dropped right down
They say, Heather, you put in him the ground
And she calls them all vultures

The vultures say:

(That's it so far) LOL

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EsYnBI2nvHI

[Lilith]

"Keith wants to silence me."  Add me to the list.  No, wait.  Keep it coming.  I'm hoping MV will sing another song.

If it gets real juicy,  Nobody will ever hire her anywhere, ever if it does.

[timebandit]

it was ridiculous keith having dead air last night..
(you know what I mean)
a replay would have kept some magic alive.
now art's legacy is split in half..
half to heather and half to mith..
or even thirds..a third to c2c ect.
Soon the show will be so diluted..
art will live on only in our memory.
namaste

[WhiteCrow]

What's wrong with wishing machines?

What's wrong with them? Where do I start,  everything is wrong with wishing machines.

Evil capitalists making a profit selling wishing machines..  Wishing is a God given "Right".
Do only atheist use wishing machines?


Heather's dream is in her heart

https://youtu.be/HKh6XxYbbIc

[Lilith]

Your version is MUCH better 

[soulburner]

Is anyone recording the show Heather will be on? I live in Poland, so it's literally middle of the night for me and I refuse to stay up for so long Some sort of a sticky thread maybe? To make it easier to find tomorrow?

[BobGrau]

I don't think this is good enough to sing, but I thought I'd post anyway. If anyone can tidy it up please feel free. I just love nancy's first bit.

Some BellGab Mourning

From Bellgab mourning to the hate
Some Karaoke while we wait
For Keith to tell us 'bout Heather
How she was Art's wife
And also his best friend
Glum Bellgab, mourning but it's great

Prowlers crowing on the hill, vocal fry and laugh-to-fill
Burned to dust, Bellgab's trust, look I'm moving to Pahrump!
Heather pissed her fame

From Bellgab mourning to the hate
Some Karaoke while we wait
For Keith to tell us 'bout Heather
How she was Art's wife
And also his best friend
Glum Bellgab, mourning but it's great

Browsing all the things we know, secrets make for a bad show
Learn from this, keep in touch, lurk with us but don't post much
Rosegirl is still game

[rangerdavid]

Didn't even drive Art's widow and kids to the funeral.  Damn.........

[Sean92008]

I believe I've found someone in Vegas that is willing to go do a check. I'll update tomorrow.

You might want to tie that trip in with Bobo's or, at the very least, do some shopping at Costco before you head out. They have a desperate need for multi-ply toilet paper in Pahrump. You could probably sell that stuff Black Market at three times the price.

[Yorkshire pud]

Didn't even drive Art's widow and kids to the funeral.  Damn.........

It looks like his widow and kids were taken by someone else..Thinking about it, would you want to be driven anywhere by HW after her behaviour?

[MV/Liberace!]

I got a little something I am working on. Here's what I have so far...PS this is hard as fuck! Kudos MV!
It's to this tune...

There's a shed in western state
On a street where a stalker played
A con she sure did make
As he taught her things for free

And there's a legend in this desert town
And he worked ‘til he dropped right down
They say, Heather, you put in him the ground
And she calls them all vultures

The vultures say:

(That's it so far) LOL

i will tell you, this did make me audibly chuckle, so you're on the right track.  keep going and i'll do it.  i might make some changes here or there, but overall i'll keep your basics in place like i did with my first masterpiece, midnight in the cuckshed.

[Sean92008]

The group responsible for Art's autopsy...

http://www.vegascoroner.com

[MV/Liberace!]

I don't think this is good enough to sing, but I thought I'd post anyway. If anyone can tidy it up please feel free. I just love nancy's first bit.

Some BellGab Mourning

From Bellgab mourning to the hate
Some Karaoke while we wait
For Keith to tell us 'bout Heather
How she was Art's wife
And also his best friend
Glum Bellgab, mourning but it's great

Prowlers crowing on the hill, vocal fry and laugh-to-fill
Burned to dust, Bellgab's trust, look I'm moving to Pahrump!
Heather pissed her fame

From Bellgab mourning to the hate
Some Karaoke while we wait
For Keith to tell us 'bout Heather
How she was Art's wife
And also his best friend
Glum Bellgab, mourning but it's great

Browsing all the things we know, secrets make for a bad show
Learn from this, keep in touch, lurk with us but don't post much
Rosegirl is still game

haha, ok, this is another in the hopper...

[ponyboysunset]

i will tell you, this did make me audibly chuckle, so you're on the right track.  keep going and i'll do it.  i might make some changes here or there, but overall i'll keep your basics in place like i did with my first masterpiece, midnight in the cuckshed.

I'm glad you found it amusing. I just sat in my car singing it to see if it works and it does so far. Can't decide if the vultures are real or if she is so high she is imagining them but I am going to continue to work on it. Thanks so much for your feed back and feel free to change things. Maxium yuk is what we are going for! LOL.