If you were a tyrant, what would you ban?

[wr250]

art bell will released from his NC and not be allowed to quit again.

[pate]

Frozen bird into a vat of boiling oil will get you in more trouble...

[Evil Twin Of Zen]

ban Truck Nutz and Vagina hitch covers.
mandate codpieces. ban padding of said mandate. 

[Treading Water]

ban Truck Nutz and Vagina hitch covers.
mandate codpieces. ban padding of said mandate. 

Add those tail gate pictures of a woman tied up in the truck bed. 

[Yorkshire pud]

Add those tail gate pictures of a woman tied up in the truck bed.

I agree; they're shouldn't be any ambiguity, she's either tied up for real or don't bother, no images.  :

[Treading Water]

I agree; they're shouldn't be any ambiguity, she's either tied up for real or don't bother, no images.  :

Damn IT!!  OK, OK....I chuckled at that....Shit!     

[zeebo]

These were some bannable phrases that came up on the Annoy thread, consolidated here in tyrant-friendly format:

"boots on the ground"
"break it down"
"unpack it"
"at the end of the day"
"double-down"
"in a nutshell"
"bad guys"
"the optics weren't good"
"a teachable moment"

and a few more ....

"there's something wrong with this picture"
"in reality ..."
"you go girl"
"bro-mance"
"man cave"

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

These were some bannable phrases that came up on the Annoy thread, consolidated here in tyrant-friendly format:

"boots on the ground"
"break it down"
"unpack it"
"at the end of the day"
"double-down"
"in a nutshell"
"bad guys"
"the optics weren't good"
"a teachable moment"

and a few more ....

"there's something wrong with this picture"
"in reality ..."
"you go girl"
"bro-mance"
"man cave"

"bro-mance" and "man cave" are demeaning to men.

[zeebo]

Oh, another bannable phrase:  "It is what it is."  And this goes for any similarly pointless tautological phrase such as:  "Gotta do what I gotta do."

[zeebo]

"bro-mance" and "man cave" are demeaning to men all human life.

fixed it

[wr250]

i would ban humans . that way squirrels and penguins could rule the earth in the manner they were meant to.

[Kelt]

I would ban anyone who believes promises made by politicians.

And by 'ban' I mean behead.

[eyenoeyeno]

ban Truck Nutz and Vagina hitch covers.
mandate codpieces. ban padding of said mandate. 

Glad to have not seen the Vagina hitch yet.

[zeebo]

Oh, another bannable phrase:  "It is what it is."  And this goes for any similarly pointless tautological phrase such as:  "Gotta do what I gotta do."

Is it in bad taste to quote oneself?  Well screw it, I'm a tyrant on this thread. 

Remembered another one of these phrases:  "I'll get there when I get there."  Of course you will ... I mean you can't really get there at any other time, can you? 

To repeat offenders I'd say: "Now that I'm exiling you to a barren island, you're exiled to a barren island."

[PChirp]

These were some bannable phrases that came up on the Annoy thread, consolidated here in tyrant-friendly format:

"boots on the ground"
"break it down"
"unpack it"
"at the end of the day"
"double-down"
"in a nutshell"
"bad guys"
"the optics weren't good"
"a teachable moment"

and a few more ....

"there's something wrong with this picture"
"in reality ..."
"you go girl"
"bro-mance"
"man cave"

And for God's sake, please-o-please, BAN the phrase "hunker down".  What the hell is wrong with people?!?   

[Marc.Knight]

I would ban all other tyrants.

[aldousburbank]

Glad to have not seen the Vagina hitch yet.

Have you looked down there lately?

[eyenoeyeno]

Have you looked down there lately?

Nope, you know that.  Someone's gonna have to show up with a truck first, all the guys I know drive cars. My driveway requires 4x4

[aldousburbank]

Nope, you know that.  Someone's gonna have to show up with a truck first, all the guys I know drive cars. My driveway requires 4x4

So, 16 total?

[eyenoeyeno]

So, 16 total?

Haha.  Funny guy.

[wr250]

Nope, you know that.  Someone's gonna have to show up with a truck first, all the guys I know drive cars. My driveway requires 4x4

your driveway has wood?

[aldousburbank]

your driveway has wood?

Every morning.

[eyenoeyeno]

your driveway has wood?

No, but the guys trying to get up it do. 

[aldousburbank]

No, but the guys trying to get up it do. 

I hope it's pressure treated.
Wait
What were we talking aboot?

[zeebo]

And for God's sake, please-o-please, BAN the phrase "hunker down".  What the hell is wrong with people?!?   

Added to the list, along with "playing catch up".