Jimmy Church

[Juan Cena]

Ohhh! Technology Is Evil Night on C2C!

[Dr. MD MD]

Ohhh! Technology Is Evil Night on C2C!

I'm listening too. Don't tell anyone 

[Juan Cena]

I'm listening too. Don't tell anyone 

I don't know how long I'll be able to take it, though. I can already feel this topic is going down the "implanted microchips are are the mark of the beast" path.

[Dr. MD MD]

I don't know how long I'll be able to take it, though. I can already feel this topic is going down the "implanted microchips are are the mark of the beast" path.

Agreed. The guest is clearly venturing into loony tunes county now but somehow his spiel is still interesting to me for some reason. A digital version of Jacob's coat of many colors. It was a pretty smart jacket for the times 

I haven't shut it off yet

[Walks_At_Night]

Did any one hear Jimmy C. on C2C the other night?  The guy that lived on that isolated ranch?  He had a new twist on a familiar story. 

For most of the hour it was kind of a third rate knock off tale of the Skin Walker Ranch.    Then it got pretty wild - he started seeing Black Triangles in the sky.  That's never good.   Shortly after that the grays came to visit him in the dark of night.    Pretty standard fare, right?    However, this time the alien paralyzer doohicky didn't work  due to an old skull injury the guy had.   So the little dudes swooped in it to give him the old Strieber Pole of Persuasion thinking he was immobilized.  To their sorrow he wasn't!  He grabbed a sword that he keeps in his bedroom and ran one of them through.  Even pulled out a big gut of some sort.   

The standard story is getting stale I guess................

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nmlm-0aVVUI

[Auslandia]

And he is currently interviewing Jesus Christ.  I'm not kidding.

[albrecht]

And he is currently interviewing Jesus Christ.  I'm not kidding.

Is he interviewing that guy who has a radio show on iHate, Inc, the "Jesus Christ Show." I heard that once years ago and was baffled, amazed, and laughing. Later when I got home I looked it up and it appears the guy doesn't actually think he is JC but has the show to respond/act like JC would (talk about presumption for a supposed Christian!) But the show itself, at first, was hilarious. People calling in "Hello Jesus" etc. I couldn't figure it out. Sort of like when you first listened to Phil Hendrie without knowing the backstory. Bizarre.

[Walks_At_Night]

And he is currently interviewing Jesus Christ.  I'm not kidding.

Sweet.  It's all coming together for Jimmy C.  Best MiTD could get was an almost interview with Chris Carter........

[CornyCrow]

Did any one hear Jimmy C. on C2C the other night?  The guy that lived on that isolated ranch?  He had a new twist on a familiar story. 

For most of the hour it was kind of a third rate knock off tale of the Skin Walker Ranch.    Then it got pretty wild - he started seeing Black Triangles in the sky.  That's never good.   Shortly after that the grays came to visit him in the dark of night.    Pretty standard fare, right?    However, this time the alien paralyzer doohicky didn't work  due to an old skull injury the guy had.   So the little dudes swooped in it to give him the old Strieber Pole of Persuasion thinking he was immobilized.  To their sorrow he wasn't!  He grabbed a sword that he keeps in his bedroom and ran one of them through.  Even pulled out a big gut of some sort.   

The standard story is getting stale I guess................

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nmlm-0aVVUI

But it looks odd to me.  He started out with over 100 horses and now he has 18, yet he says he has so much invested in the place that he cannot sell.

Then, right at the end, he says he posted his problems somewhere and was answered by maybe 7 aliens of different races who all had a conference in his home and they are helping him with the ranch's problems.

Then, he has a book which is not yet out and it's another about Ascension - which seems boring to me.  Maybe it's about the ranch, but there are SO many ascension groups/books and to me most are bs that someone is making money off of or maybe aliens who are yanking them about on a chain, feeding them garbage ideas. 

It was an interesting story, though.

[cweb]

Yay, now there's a Fade to Black ep where two guys think they're the second coming...

[Dateline]

Are you sure it is not Fade to Hack?

[ziznak]

I listen to him when i think the show topic is particularly interesting.  I don't really like him much.  found him pretty good as an interviewer despite the raw douche appeal he exudes....

then he proclaimed himself Art's official seat-warmer

all downhill from there... then the Noory alignment and underhanded shots at Art that I tend to hear in almost every show I hear him on.

still ... he interviews well with guests that I want to hear so i still listen when the planets line up right.

[ItsOver]

I listen to him when i think the show topic is particularly interesting.  I don't really like him much.  found him pretty good as an interviewer despite the raw douche appeal he exudes....

then he proclaimed himself Art's official seat-warmer

all downhill from there... then the Noory alignment and underhanded shots at Art that I tend to hear in almost every show I hear him on.

still ... he interviews well with guests that I want to hear so i still listen when the planets line up right.

I always feel the need for a shower after hearing Church.  It takes several runs through the carwash to get the ick off me.

[ziznak]

I always feel the need for a shower after hearing Church.  It takes several runs through the carwash to get the ick off me.

me too... but don't be too hard on yourself.  There will be no Church-shaming at bellgab!!!

[Beelzebubbelah]

Did any one hear Jimmy C. on C2C the other night?  The man,['mench'] that lived on an isolated {'horse estancia'}?  He had a new twist on a familiar story. 

For most of the hour it was kind of a third rate{deleted}'Skin-Walker Ranch'.    Then{the narrative}got pretty wild - he started seeing Black Triangles {close to the earth near the B.L.M.boundery}.  That's never good.   Shortly after that,{little beings resembling 'greys'[a la Mr.Streiber]} came to visit him{and wife in bed} in dark of night.{deleted} However, this time the 'paralyzer' didn't work  due to an{deleted} skull injury} the [Man] had.   So the little 'dudes' swooped in it to give [them] the{deleted}'Pole of Persuasion',thinking he was immobilized.  To their sorrow he wasn't!  He grabbed a sword that he keeps in his bedroom and ran one of them through.  Even pulled out a big gut of some sort....

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'Allo!
with you yet i am,perforce.
pondering the nrrative presented by the guest described thusly,i've re-edited this qvote for clarity in my post,not idiology.
Seemingly this packaged book author and guest appearance seems to i tied in by date cum window to the neo-freudian-fraudian 'slip' of the rodham woman,half of 'billary',the three-plus-two(Chealsea,plus'baby')heard for "Once & Future Fuherer"psy-op.
This narrative seems an stalking horse(pun?)for the claim that "Billary_II_Fuhers"will publicly hand off classified goobermint filez on the so-called ovni dealings back to mebbe after ww1.
Any qvestions here?
"B_B"
PS:No Logo:
[7VF]

[Walks_At_Night]

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'Allo!
with you yet i am,perforce.
pondering the nrrative presented by the guest described thusly,i've re-edited this qvote for clarity in my post,not idiology.
Seemingly this packaged book author and guest appearance seems to i tied in by date cum window to the neo-freudian-fraudian 'slip' of the rodham woman,half of 'billary',the three-plus-two(Chealsea,plus'baby')heard for "Once & Future Fuherer"psy-op.
This narrative seems an stalking horse(pun?)for the claim that "Billary_II_Fuhers"will publicly hand off classified goobermint filez on the so-called ovni dealings back to mebbe after ww1.
Any qvestions here?
"B_B"
PS:No Logo:
[7VF]

No - All else are Death Storms...........

[CornyCrow]

I listen to him when i think the show topic is particularly interesting.  I don't really like him much.  found him pretty good as an interviewer despite the raw douche appeal he exudes....

then he proclaimed himself Art's official seat-warmer

all downhill from there... then the Noory alignment and underhanded shots at Art that I tend to hear in almost every show I hear him on.

still ... he interviews well with guests that I want to hear so i still listen when the planets line up right.

I agree.  He'd certainly be much better than Dave/Greg.   

[Nebraska888]

I agree.  He'd certainly be much better than Dave/Greg.

Agreed.

[ItsOver]

me too... but don't be too hard on yourself.  There will be no Church-shaming at bellgab!!!

Yeah, well... garsh almighty, I can't help myself.  This is like Jorch porn.   

[ziznak]

Yeah, well... garsh almighty, I can't help myself.  This is like Jorch porn.   

something needs to be done with the heads in this picture... either that or just a well placed dillydoooo

[ItsOver]

something needs to be done with the heads in this picture... either that or just a well placed dillydoooo

As a minimum, it needs a title.  "Jorch and his beeyotch."  All that's missing is Jorch lighting up a smoke.

[ziznak]

[ItsOver]

Hehehe.  At least the dogs are cute and I don't mean Jorch and his bitch in heat.

[ziznak]

Jorch lit the candles excitedly and jumped with an audible sqweek when he heard the doorbell.
"where's maaah Jimmmmy???"
he asked through the door to which he heard the reply,
"where's maaaah Joorchy??"
from the other side.

Jorch gingerly opened the door while Jimmy slowly walked in eyes fixed on jorch's crotch.
"i think i know what you need my big fluffy mushy mouth"

With that Jorch slammed the door...
"GET ON THE FLOOR BITCH!!! THIS TIME YOU BETTER SUCK MY PIZZA ROLL RIGHT!!"
he slapped Jimmy across the face to which jimmy replied
"oh dadddy I've been such a baaaaad yittle boy!!!








im sorry

[ItsOver]

That says it, Ziz.  Now I need a Clorox shower.

[Nebraska888]

That says it, Ziz.  Now I need a Clorox shower.

Ha!  Me too!

[The Kraken]

Whitley is on Fade to Black tonight. Might be worth a listen.

[SomeVelvetMorning]

Heard JC take a shot at Art at the end of tonight's show (February 12, 2016).  It was in the final 30 minutes.  Jimmy was talking to a caller and heard a sound on the line.  JC said "Wait a minute, I think I just heard gun shots outside.  I guess I better retire."  He followed with "I'm sorry.  I just had to do that."

[cweb]

Heard JC take a shot at Art at the end of tonight's show (February 12, 2016).  It was in the final 30 minutes.  Jimmy was talking to a caller and heard a sound on the line.  JC said "Wait a minute, I think I just heard gun shots outside.  I guess I better retire."  He followed with "I'm sorry.  I just had to do that."

Cheap, but whatever.

Art, in retirement, is still exponentially better than Church will ever hope to be.

[ziznak]

he loves his jorchy.... now we know why