Jimmy Church

popple · May 18, 2015, 12:25:01 PM

Quote from: MV on May 18, 2015, 12:22:01 PM
even the gabcast does better.

Some day (probably soon) that GabCast episode with the Zodiac Killer is going to be one of the most important interviews in human history.

Yorkshire pud · May 18, 2015, 12:33:41 PM

Quote from: MV on May 18, 2015, 12:22:01 PM
even the gabcast does better.

Only because you have your family and close friends listening too, against their will.

popple · May 18, 2015, 12:52:08 PM

#GabberNauts *devil horns* HEH HEH HEHYEEEEEAH!!!

paladin1991 · May 18, 2015, 04:53:42 PM

Quote from: MV on May 18, 2015, 12:22:01 PM
even the gabcast does better.

Not much, though. Hell, I get through when I call in. I can't get through to CoastisToast.

Did I just say a bad thing?

MV/Liberace! · May 18, 2015, 05:08:47 PM

Quote from: Yorkshire pud on May 18, 2015, 12:33:41 PM

Only because you have your family and close friends listening too, against their will.

I even have it piped into my grandma's mausoleum. Just for good measure.

wr250 · May 18, 2015, 05:19:13 PM

Quote from: MV on May 18, 2015, 05:08:47 PM
I even have it piped into my grandma's mausoleum. Just for good measure.

do you get evp's of her too?

MV/Liberace! · May 18, 2015, 05:25:46 PM

Quote from: wr250 on May 18, 2015, 05:19:13 PM
do you get evp's of her too?

No, just some Asian dude.

nooryisawesome · May 18, 2015, 09:07:43 PM

Quote from: paladin1991 on May 18, 2015, 04:53:42 PM
Not much, though. Hell, I get through when I call in. I can't get through to CoastisToast.

Did I just say a bad thing?

If you want in have the number saved in your phone then call right when they give out the numbers. I get on every time.

paladin1991 · May 18, 2015, 11:07:07 PM

Quote from: nooryisawesome on May 18, 2015, 09:07:43 PM
If you want in have the number saved in your phone then call right when they give out the numbers. I get on every time.

Then why don't you ask some 'smart' questions?

nooryisawesome · May 18, 2015, 11:33:53 PM

Quote from: paladin1991 on May 18, 2015, 11:07:07 PM
Then why don't you ask some 'smart' questions?

I have. I just lost interest in listening to the show. I called in and talked about Art's upcoming Sirus show, then proceeded to ask about portals and angels.
I might call in sometime in July to talk about Art's new show.

Insider · May 19, 2015, 11:42:29 PM

Jimmy Church is an unwitting participant in a military op called "Project Cheerleader".

Project Cheerleader inducted the children of military personal into a psy-op that programmed them to become great proponents of the military and industrial-military complex when they became adults.

In essence, they have been manipulated to portray the military and industrial-military complex as wonderful, benevolent and benign: a blessing to the human race.

Church, as with all Project Cheerleader agents, has no memory of his programming and no clue that he's a black-ops tool.

popple · May 19, 2015, 11:45:52 PM

Tell me more, Insider!

....& welcome to BellGab. POST OFTEN!

b_dubb · May 20, 2015, 07:05:38 AM

Quote from: Insider on May 19, 2015, 11:42:29 PM
Church, as with all Project Cheerleader agents, has no memory of his programming and no clue that he's a black-ops tool.

Well he's definitely a tool. That part you got right.

Yorkshire pud · May 20, 2015, 01:07:38 PM

Quote from: Insider on May 19, 2015, 11:42:29 PM
Jimmy Church is an unwitting participant in a military op called "Project Cheerleader".

Project Cheerleader inducted the children of military personal into a psy-op that programmed them to become great proponents of the military and industrial-military complex when they became adults.

In essence, they have been manipulated to portray the military and industrial-military complex as wonderful, benevolent and benign: a blessing to the human race.

Church, as with all Project Cheerleader agents, has no memory of his programming and no clue that he's a black-ops tool.

And, whe.......No never mind.

Dateline · May 20, 2015, 01:55:06 PM

Wake up Church Mouse, you could have been the lead in to Art Bell, now where are you Somewhere Out There? You were just a PremRant tool. They used you, and now you are adrift. Premrant does not care what they do, they destroy lives and just keep on going. Corporate America for you.

popple · May 20, 2015, 02:17:08 PM

Quote from: Dateline on May 20, 2015, 01:55:06 PM
Wake up Church Mouse, you could have been the lead in to Art Bell, now where are you Somewhere Out There?

Brilliant move

I'm sure Jimmy can't wait for July just like the rest of us!

MV/Liberace! · May 20, 2015, 03:23:44 PM

Quote from: popple on May 20, 2015, 02:17:08 PM

heh heh, nice choice.

bateman · May 20, 2015, 06:11:01 PM

Quote from: popple on May 20, 2015, 02:17:08 PM
Brilliant move
I'm sure Jimmy can't wait for July just like the rest of us!

I've burst out laughing at this about 5 times since you posted it. Hilarious.

jazmunda · May 20, 2015, 06:34:59 PM

Quote from: popple on May 20, 2015, 02:17:08 PM
Brilliant move
I'm sure Jimmy can't wait for July just like the rest of us!

I expect that this is the default face of anyone who gets Churched.

Heather Wade · May 20, 2015, 06:54:03 PM

Quote from: popple on May 20, 2015, 02:17:08 PM
Brilliant move
I'm sure Jimmy can't wait for July just like the rest of us!

You got me rolling with this one.

cweb · May 20, 2015, 07:12:58 PM

Quote from: popple on May 20, 2015, 02:17:08 PM
Brilliant move
I'm sure Jimmy can't wait for July just like the rest of us!

"But...but.... I was keeping his chair warm..."

jjsmooth · May 23, 2015, 02:42:26 AM

With all of you bastards giving Jimmy C. crap lately, I started to feel bad for the guy (hey, we all make mistakes). So, I decided to go and check out his most recent show, a seemingly interesting interview of Richard Dolan the day before the Roswell slides unveiling.

Well, didn't make it to Dolan. I mean, how far does your head have to be up your ass to mispronounce Stephen Colbert's name? He pronounced it coal (as in the shit we dig out of mountains) + bert (as in the uptight half of the bert and ernie duo).

Church says it several times incorrectly, then has the gall to say "I knew I liked that guy, I did!" Can't like him too much if you can't even pronounce his name! Take a listen starting around 21:30:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xHZS29X1JpI

Weirdly, he then pronounces it properly later. Maybe he has a producer talking in his ear who corrected him?

nooryisawesome · May 23, 2015, 03:14:33 AM

Quote from: popple on May 20, 2015, 02:17:08 PM
Brilliant move
I'm sure Jimmy can't wait for July just like the rest of us!

I concur this is funny.

I think at this point even church would see it as a mistake, unless he suffers from delusions. He probably should have stuck to sports, I could almost see him working as a sports call in host. Most sports call in shows are terrible alway.

At least Jimmy still gets that once a week email from Dave.

popple · May 23, 2015, 12:40:12 PM

Quote from: nooryisawesome on May 23, 2015, 03:14:33 AM
At least Jimmy still gets that once a week email from Dave.

I love the thought of Jimmy constantly getting his hopes up then having them dashed.

"jimmeh im shorry buht thur jusht ishunt rewm thish weekend. Connie ish doin a fantashitick jawb! Sumptin might opuhn up. yew jusht never know"

Roswells, Art · May 23, 2015, 01:28:23 PM

Quote from: popple on May 23, 2015, 12:40:12 PM
I love the thought of Jimmy constantly getting his hopes up then having them dashed.

"jimmeh im shorry buht thur jusht ishunt rewm thish weekend. Connie ish doin a fantashitick jawb! Sumptin might opuhn up. yew jusht never know"

I didn't think it was in me to be capable of schadenfreude but in this case apparently it is. In my defense though I'm not getting that much freude out of it. Just a little. Just because he Photoshopped pictures of him and Art holding hands and put the words "The Dream Team" on it when Art had no say in the matter. Also because he always said he was sitting in for Art, when he was just saying Arts name to drum up business.

Dateline · May 31, 2015, 06:26:10 PM

Call this Jimmy Church trivia if you will, but I learned two things about him this weekend from Contact in the Desert.

1. He hosted a panel that had such luminaries as Mike Bara, Stanton Friedman, and several others this weekend at Contact in the Desert.

2. He is 51 years olds. I was shocked! Somehow I thought he was much younger, not by his features, but by the fact that I thought that the picture of him and Norry was well, a big brother appearance. He was giving someone much younger a break. I took him to be in his late thirties from his presentations and behaviors.

Scully · May 31, 2015, 07:13:56 PM

Quote from: Dateline on May 31, 2015, 06:26:10 PM
Call this Jimmy Church trivia if you will, but I learned two things about him this weekend from Contact in the Desert.

1. He hosted a panel that had such luminaries as Mike Bara, Stanton Friedman, and several others this weekend at Contact in the Desert.

2. He is 51 years olds. I was shocked! Somehow I thought he was much younger, not by his features, but by the fact that I thought that the picture of him and Norry was well, a big brother appearance. He was giving someone much younger a break. I took him to be in his late thirties from his presentations and behaviors.

There's no fool like an old fool.

By his presentations and behaviors, I would have taken him to be about 13.

BenutzerUnbekannt · June 15, 2015, 01:24:34 AM

Quote from: Scully on May 31, 2015, 07:13:56 PM
There's no fool like an old fool.

By his presentations and behaviors, I would have taken him to be about 13.

I tried listening to Jimmy's show the other night for the first time, but 4 minutes-in the intro music was still rumbling away; 10 minutes-in he was just talking random crap; 20 minutes-in, still talking crap, but now overlaid with annoying music.

Didn't make it beyond that point, which is a shame as I would've liked to hear the guest interview.

Ho-hum.

Centurion40 · June 23, 2015, 11:49:19 AM

I occasionally listen to his shows that go up on Youtube, and I skip all of that shit.

BenutzerUnbekannt · June 25, 2015, 01:22:55 AM

Quote from: Centurion40 on June 23, 2015, 11:49:19 AM
I occasionally listen to his shows that go up on Youtube, and I skip all of that shit.

Ah good idea, not checked YT for his shows. He seems to have some interesting guests on, so will snout about and see what I can find

From what I've heard of him live, his style seems to be like that of a breakfast/drive-time host (i.e a touch of attention deficit disorder).