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The General Musings of Falkie2013 (George Senda, The Guy From Pittsburgh)

Started by heater, December 19, 2013, 07:37:40 PM

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No
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Total Members Voted: 1936

Lilith

Quote from: nooryisawesome is a lowlife on January 11, 2017, 10:20:49 AM
I see you posted this 1 second before I did.

Yeah, that Chefist is pretty fast on the draw.  I've tried to keep up with him, but a girl needs her beauty sleep from time to time.

whoozit

Quote from: Chefist on January 11, 2017, 10:18:41 AM
Just in from the Dark Web...George plans face to face with Tom D...
I hope the meeting site has strong floors and is away from bodies of water where people may have harpoons.


paladin1991

Quote from: Daggit on January 11, 2017, 03:24:00 AM
Why did it take Mr IBM an hour to set up an Apple TV? My son bought me one for father's day and despite me being almost a luddite I was able to set it up within minutes.

The best thing about Falkie connecting his Apple TV to his network is that we'll all be able to see what he's watching thanks to the update to version 2 of the MV hack.


I was thinking the same thing.  But do we have to watch what the felchster is watching?  If we are able to watch other stuff on his dime I'm all for it.  If he is online with his apple tv, and we dial in via the hacks, we can watch other stuff while he is watching his crap.   Right?  I know that this will slow the flow of data a bit, but the buffering pauses are acceptable to me.

Gee, I hope OLG, Drone or SWT wont tell senda about this.

Yorkshire pud

Quote from: Penis mv on January 11, 2017, 11:23:31 AM

I was thinking the same thing.  But do we have to watch what the felchster is watching?  If we are able to watch other stuff on his dime I'm all for it.  If he is online with his apple tv, and we dial in via the hacks, we can watch other stuff while he is watching his crap.   Right?  I know that this will slow the flow of data a bit, but the buffering pauses are acceptable to me.

Gee, I hope OLG, Drone or SWT wont tell senda about this.

Oh you silly man! That was in the Cabal memo this morning.  >:(

Marked 'Confidential'

Lilith

Quote from: Yorkshire pud on January 11, 2017, 11:34:31 AM
Oh you silly man! That was in the Cabal memo this morning.  >:(

Marked 'Confidential'

I know, Right?

Try not to be too hard on Penis MV, he's new.  ::)

I am of the opinion that Mr. IBM could have hooked a Microsoft TV up with his sleep.
I have never heard George brag on his apple software ability, which is why I find his use of Apple puzzeling and his inability to rid the evil MV Microsoft computer of all the malware.
I am sure George would be able to clear this up in a YouTube video.

Yorkshire pud

Quote from: #1 Fan of "The Pittsburgh Twitchie Gimp" on January 11, 2017, 12:09:39 PM
I am of the opinion that Mr. IBM could have hooked a Microsoft TV up with his sleep.
I have never heard George brag on his apple software ability, which is why I find his use of Apple puzzeling and his inability to rid the evil MV Microsoft computer of all the malware.
I am sure George would be able to clear this up in a YouTube video.

You'd think so wouldn't you? But apparently there's a few reasons why that might not happen:

1) He lied about the IBM story

2) He lies about most things

3) He isn't computer savvy

4) He isn't computer savvy

5) see (1)

chefist

Quote from: Yorkshire pud on January 11, 2017, 12:12:23 PM
You'd think so wouldn't you? But apparently there's a few reasons why that might not happen:

1) He lied about the IBM story

2) He lies about most things

3) He isn't computer savvy

4) He isn't computer savvy

5) see (1)

All the programmers huddled around the computer monitor were extremely impressed...so STFU!

Yorkshire pud

Quote from: Chefist on January 11, 2017, 12:13:38 PM
All the programmers huddled around the computer monitor were extremely impressed...so STFU!

They were keeping warm.


Now............................. you can STFU.

Lilith

Quote from: Chefist on January 11, 2017, 12:13:38 PM
All the programmers huddled around the computer monitor were extremely impressed...so STFU!

...and so where's the video?  We need evidence.

LadyFish

Quote from: Penis mv on January 11, 2017, 11:23:31 AM

I was thinking the same thing.  But do we have to watch what the felchster is watching?  If we are able to watch other stuff on his dime I'm all for it.  If he is online with his apple tv, and we dial in via the hacks, we can watch other stuff while he is watching his crap. 

You will want to check into using the special all-access code that the cabal hacked. You can watch the premium channels(HBO, showtime, NFL channel, etc) that Falkie didn't order with his Direct Tv Now package. Don't worry....the cabal isn't short changing Direct TV, the charges per program are just listed as fees and taxes on Falkie's monthly bill.

bateman

Quote from: LadyFish on January 11, 2017, 12:29:13 PM
You will want to check into using the special all-access code that the cabal hacked. You can watch the premium channels(HBO, showtime, NFL channel, etc) that Falkie didn't order with his Direct Tv Now package. Don't worry....the cabal isn't short changing Direct TV, the charges per program are just listed as fees and taxes on Falkie's monthly bill.

Sweet, I've been meaning to finish Westworld. Thanks, Falkie!

Quote from: Yorkshire pud on January 11, 2017, 12:12:23 PM
You'd think so wouldn't you? But apparently there's a few reasons why that might not happen:

1) He lied about the IBM story

2) He lies about most things

3) He isn't computer savvy

4) He isn't computer savvy

5) see (1)
oh my, oh my
next you will tell me the Easter Bunny is a myth !
I just don't know what to believe anymore
(my whole world is in doubt now, am I "living" in a computer matrix...I just don't know anymore)

a thought
what if we are all just a computer simulated "reality" and a mouse crawled in the main frame, chewed on some wires and took a shit on a chip and BINGO, Falkie came about
just a thought
if so I feel sorry for the AI, wondering how this happened and being unable to abort the Falkie
(this could be the first case of a computer going insane)

Quote from: LadyFish on January 11, 2017, 12:29:13 PM
You will want to check into using the special all-access code that the cabal hacked. You can watch the premium channels(HBO, showtime, NFL channel, etc) that Falkie didn't order with his Direct Tv Now package. Don't worry....the cabal isn't short changing Direct TV, the charges per program are just listed as fees and taxes on Falkie's monthly bill.
this is a great bonus from the evil MV and his malware !
PRAISE MV
(Falkie will never notice the "billing")

Quote from: Penis mv on January 11, 2017, 11:23:31 AM

I was thinking the same thing.  But do we have to watch what the felchster is watching?  If we are able to watch other stuff on his dime I'm all for it.  If he is online with his apple tv, and we dial in via the hacks, we can watch other stuff while he is watching his crap.   Right?  I know that this will slow the flow of data a bit, but the buffering pauses are acceptable to me.

Gee, I hope OLG, Drone or SWT wont tell senda about this.
wouldn't it be hilarious to observe Falkie "pleasuring himself" while watching Mr. Rogers ?

Quote from: Daggit on January 11, 2017, 03:46:27 AM
Apparently the new version of the hack uses keystroke logging to record Falkie's passwords.

To all Dark Web users please do not abuse this privilege by changing Falkie's passwords so he can't use it. We want him using everything as normal and we'll just peruse all of his accounts.
I think making Falkie aware of the key stroke secretly installed during an entry was in poor taste
(I hope he has not discovered and removed it, as it is not due to be recovered until "next" entry)

URGENT
URGENT
THE BEARDED TACO IS DOWN
URGENT
URGENT
THE BEARDED TACO IS DOWN
URGENT
URGENT
THE BEARDED TACO IS DOWN

ABORT
ABORT
ABORT
REPEAT
URGENT
URGENT
THE BEARDED TACO IS DOWN

new response to the big guy from his number one detractor
a challenge has been issued
(to too tooo bad dueling is out)


MV/Liberace!

Quote from: WOTR on January 11, 2017, 02:32:22 AM
...I don't have skype, but am flattered.)  ;)

I could come for breakfast one day, perhaps? Farm fresh eggs, please. I want to taste them.

chefist

Quote from: Σ> on January 11, 2017, 03:52:10 PM
I could come for breakfast one day, perhaps? Farm fresh eggs, please. I want to taste them.

Internet Butt Stalker

littlechris

Quote from: #1 Fan of "The Pittsburgh Twitchie Gimp" on January 11, 2017, 03:43:48 PM
new response to the big guy from his number one detractor
a challenge has been issued
(to too tooo bad dueling is out)

Link please.

MV/Liberace!

Quote from: Rally Squirrel on January 11, 2017, 05:38:42 AM
I am an atheist so I certainly would not give to a church...

I'm not an atheist, and I also would certainly not give to a church.

SredniVashtar

Quote from: Σ> on January 11, 2017, 04:25:23 PM
I'm not an atheist, and I also would certainly not give to a church.

Even the Pope started to have doubts after watching a few Senda videos; but he lost his faith completely after donating to the cat food fund, only to find that the fat bastard pissed it all away on Apple TV.


Quote from: Orangey on January 11, 2017, 04:48:10 PM
allah,  Yahweh or Senda?

The Church of Senda would be the ultimate grift for his High Ass-holiness, don't give him any ideas. 

Quote from: Chefist on January 11, 2017, 10:18:41 AM
Just in from the Dark Web...George plans face to face with Tom D...

just as I got everything up and running the internet on my ipad and Apple tv crashed about 3am
just got off the phone to tech support and fixed it.
video of apple tv working got around 70 views
I don't think callan has one but I'm sure some member of his stupid legion will buy him one soon and probably the more expensive one at that but I got mine effectively for FREE something he can't copy for a change
have to go out and get food
next month I calculated all my expenses, the internet, rent, electricity, laundry,cat food, bus pass...
i will have money for everything but will have NO money for FOOD because I am paying back the $300 payday loan
and still no word from Tom as to whether or not he got the test upload sent from my computer
In April I'm going to have kathy stay here for 2 days so the cats get fed and I'm taking my Ipad and uninfected Mac book ( once I buy a new charger ) and going to Premiere in person on the train and see Tom and get this resolved once and for all. I'm tired of shelling out money for the net when they should be paying for it.

have a good day
I have to go out and get food


but... but... but... he does NOT work for Premiere (slobster's words, not mine) he is a freelance operator...  8)

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