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The General Musings of Falkie2013 (George Senda, The Guy From Pittsburgh)

Started by heater, December 19, 2013, 07:37:40 PM

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starrmtn001

Quote from: bateman on December 22, 2016, 05:18:57 PM
It's like Goofus and Gallant come to life. Jason is gentlemanly and appreciative of his holiday treats. Senda is crude and ungrateful for his cat food.
Weekly Reader!  That was a great kid's magazine! ;)


chefist

Here, Jason Callan gets a wonderful ham, card and gift certificate for Christmas and his birthday...From where? HIS WORK! yes, Jason has gainful employment at a plastics factory...

George Senda is a complete failure at everything...

https://youtu.be/FwBdwZvqxOw

Quote from: Chefist on December 22, 2016, 06:20:37 PM
Here, Jason Callan gets a wonderful ham, card and gift certificate for Christmas and his birthday...From where? HIS WORK! yes, Jason has gainful employment at a plastics factory...

You don't say?  You mean he doesn't have to make up bullshit stories as a cover for his online begging at Christmastime?  No wonder the guy has a happy life, friends, family, and esteem.  All he had to do was was work for a living and not be a revolting parasite that does nothing but whine and blame others for his own under-achievement in life.

Quote from: Meatie Pie on December 22, 2016, 06:00:58 PM
No doubt. This site is whiter than a David Duke basketball team.

This NIGGER

chefist

Quote from: Penis Waving Retard on December 22, 2016, 06:30:41 PM
You don't say?  You mean he doesn't have to make up bullshit stories as a cover for his online begging at Christmastime?  No wonder the guy has a happy life, friends, family, and esteem.  All he had to do was was work for a living and not be a revolting parasite that does nothing but whine and blame others for his own under-achievement in life.

Yea, pretty much...



Quote from: bateman on December 22, 2016, 05:18:57 PM
It's like Goofus and Gallant come to life. Jason is gentlemanly and appreciative of his holiday treats. Senda is crude and ungrateful for his cat food.

That is exactly what I thought when the two were compared! I bet Senda's mother tried to point out the lessons of Goofus and Gallant to Senda (considering the Highlights magazine seemed to be in every doctor/dentist office when I was a kid). Guess Goofus never changed eh...  8)


if any person of colour is familiar with Falkie.
what would be their opinion of him?
(paying particular attention to his famous story about the Black Man that assaulted and robbed Kathy at Walmart)
what does BLM think of the Falkie?


suppose Casa Senda at the hacienda has such an alarm?

Quote from: #1 Fan of "The Guy from Pittsburgh" on December 22, 2016, 08:45:11 PM
if any person of colour is familiar with Falkie.
what would be their opinion of him?
(paying particular attention to his famous story about the Black Man that assaulted and robbed Kathy at Walmart)
what does BLM think of the Falkie?

Blacks aren't people. They're subhuman slaves.



paladin1991

Quote from: Rally Squirrel on December 21, 2016, 08:02:56 AM
He also needs to find out what to eat so he can build muscle mass because he can not afford a gym.

Yup, if you can not lift anything other than actual weights.

I offered to help the Fat Fuck.  But he wanted me to do all the work.  go figure

paladin1991

Quote from: Chefist on December 21, 2016, 08:25:09 AM
What isn't as important as "how much". George needs to cut down to 1500 calories a day. Even if he can't exercise, he will lose weight quickly.

Whoa there Chef.  It's not as simple as cutting to 1500 calories.  It's the kind of calories and the proportion of those. 

Quote from: Penis mv on December 22, 2016, 08:54:27 PM
I offered to help the Fat Fuck.  But he wanted me to do all the work.  go figure
Falkie has and will always be a lazy fat fuck, it's just as he ages he becomes lazier and a more MORBIDLY OBESE FAT fuck
go figure

Quote from: #1 Fan of "The Guy from Pittsburgh" on December 22, 2016, 08:52:47 PM
welcome back Falkie

A savage negro assualted Kathy at Wal-Mart. Africa will be held to account.

mikuthing01

Quote from: Penis mv on December 22, 2016, 08:56:18 PM
Whoa there Chef.  It's not as simple as cutting to 1500 calories.  It's the kind of calories and the proportion of those.

cutting carbs helps a lot also falkie needs to stop eating a bag of potato chips for lunch and got a proper food scale and weigh servings

Quote from: Penis mv on December 22, 2016, 08:56:18 PM
Whoa there Chef.  It's not as simple as cutting to 1500 calories.  It's the kind of calories and the proportion of those.

It is a good first step for him.

Senda was trying to figure out what extra food he could eat that would build muscle and not fat without exercise.

Quote from: Penis mv on December 22, 2016, 08:56:18 PM
Whoa there Chef.  It's not as simple as cutting to 1500 calories.  It's the kind of calories and the proportion of those.
I might suggest a water only diet for say 150 days...
utilizing all that stored fat (3500 calories per pound of fat)
he might be down to say 200 to 250
easy solution and no gym no work
THINK OF THE MONEY HE WILL SAVE !!!

any guesses on Falkie's BMI ?
(I know he is classified as morbidly obese)
any guesses on his girth measurement ?
(last I heard it was over 5 feet)
any guesses on actually how much of his weight is fat?
(my last calculation was 160 pounds)
a friend wants to know

paladin1991

Quote from: Chefist on December 21, 2016, 07:02:52 PM
Jealous and ungrateful....

https://youtu.be/s0nX48RT-rs

Great. OLG buddyfucked me and claimed that he sent senda a Christmas card with 60 bux and a 25 dollar Trader Joe's gift card. Fuck it.  I've been real busy of late but tomorrow I am calling the postal service about the letter and I am going to start calling the county offices that are responsible for the sub standard housing at Hacienda Senior Apartments.  I'm also going to call the local fucking rag and see if they will go talk to the county officials about senda and his mail being intercepted.



paladin1991

Quote from: Evil Twin Of Zen on December 21, 2016, 08:07:51 PM
i wonder what old senda would do if i sent him homemade deer sausage, deer jerky and black walnut fudge (my standard christmas gift for friends)? think he would even try any homemade food gift sent to him? don't think so. maybe if he tried to be worthy, he could really have awesome review videos.

how often do we find people like Jason on youtube, who give and get from the heart. ya just gotta love the guy.  8)

I will just say 'Thank You' when my care package arrives.

FRIENDSHIP

paladin1991

Quote from: effluenza on December 21, 2016, 09:14:17 PM
Also Tommy's a bigger fucking trolls than the whole of bellgab combined. You're all pussies compared Trollmy Danheiser. How many fucking times has he made Falkie send that file. Tommy probably had a toilet seat custom made with Senda's picture on it just so he could leave pee all over it. He's a fucking boss.

Dude, if he's not a boss, he's a fucking Made Man.

paladin1991

Quote from: Evil Twin Of Zen on December 21, 2016, 09:34:42 PM
G-E-O   R-G-E   Senda!

(sung to the tune of Mickey Mouse)  ;D

G-E-O   R-G-E  Senda

Fucked again,

He's fucked again

paladin1991

Quote from: #1 Fan of "The Guy from Pittsburgh" on December 21, 2016, 10:36:55 PM
hey George
NO thank you video for the $96.89 money order sent (AND CASHED)??
sent to you at Casa Senda hacienda??
WTF

I'll tell you WTF.  senda is senda and he cashed your money order and fattened up for the season inhaling cinnabons and swilling French Roast coffee down at Cinnabon.

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