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The General Musings of Falkie2013 (George Senda, The Guy From Pittsburgh)

Started by heater, December 19, 2013, 07:37:40 PM

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Lilith

Quote from: akwilly on December 21, 2016, 07:48:42 AM
Hey Falkie I'm glad that you are eating chocolates again. I read somewhere that it's good for you. I also read that a box of red wine is also good for your health. Falkie it makes me happy picturing you and Kath putting a fine piece of Godiva in each other's mouths.

Yeah, a video would be great!

Quote from: Chefist on December 21, 2016, 07:27:55 AM
George says that he does not know what a carbohydrate is? WTF?

He also needs to find out what to eat so he can build muscle mass because he can not afford a gym.

Yup, if you can not lift anything other than actual weights.


chefist

Quote from: Rally Squirrel on December 21, 2016, 08:02:56 AM
He also needs to find out what to eat so he can build muscle mass because he can not afford a gym.

Yup, if you can not lift anything other than actual weights.

What isn't as important as "how much". George needs to cut down to 1500 calories a day. Even if he can't exercise, he will lose weight quickly.

Yorkshire pud

Quote from: Chefist on December 21, 2016, 08:25:09 AM
What isn't as important as "how much". George needs to cut down to 1500 calories a day. Even if he can't exercise, he will lose weight quickly.

Let us not be too hasty. If he continues as he his now, it won't be too long until pretty much all his weight will fall off. Just let nature take its course.

Quote from: Inside Man on December 21, 2016, 06:15:33 AM
Falkie mentions emailing Noory about his video appearances of Coast and instead of answering Noory has his lackey Tommy reply asking George to call him today. This is the call that will end the career of George Senda. If only he hadn't had those 3 inappropriate and unprofessional affairs with barely legal (and one not so legal) girls.

Falkie Bernard warned you he would make sure you never worked in this town again.

Listening to the Circle has cost you 2 jobs now.

The Circle of Trust (plus Justin) WARNED George to be wary of these "women" from the start.  I reminded him that if something sounds too good to be true, then it probably is.  The fact that at least one of them offered up the info that she was "busty" in very early conversations he told me about sent up red flags right away.

The Circle of Trust (plus Justin) ALWAYS has The Master's best interests in mind, and would never steer George down the wrong path.  We keep a vigilant look out for those seeking to do him harm.  We have NOT cost him any jobs.

FRIENDSHIP.

chefist

Quote from: Yorkshire pud on December 21, 2016, 08:27:55 AM
Let us not be too hasty. If he continues as he his now, it won't be too long until pretty much all his weight will fall off. Just let nature take its course.

Usually, poverty decreases life expectancy. However, in this case, it might help extend George's.

3OctaveFart

George - Your body is not wasting away in any form or sort. Let's get that out of the way.

This is a simple math problem, calories in vs. calories out. You aren't balancing the ledger enough.

Merry Christmas or Happy Chanukah, whichever it is you celebrate on a selective basis.

Quote from: Chefist on December 21, 2016, 07:27:55 AM
George says that he does not know what a carbohydrate is? WTF?

If he wants to lose fat, he should cut down on carbs, not eat more of them.  And the reason he's losing muscle mass is because he's a lazy fatbody.  Muscles will atrophy rather quickly from disuse.  Sitting in a chair making idiotic videos and eating 3300 calories per day of junk food is Senda's weight problem in a nutshell.

In his typical moronic fashion, Senda wants to eat himself thin and eat himself into more muscle mass.  He's a gluttonous pig.

Yorkshire pud

Quote from: Real_Troll_60K on December 21, 2016, 09:11:15 AM
If he wants to lose fat, he should cut down on carbs, not eat more of them.  And the reason he's losing muscle mass is because he's a lazy fatbody.  Muscles will atrophy rather quickly from disuse.  Sitting in a chair making idiotic videos and eating 3300 calories per day of junk food is Senda's weight problem in a nutshell.

In his typical moronic fashion, Senda wants to eat himself thin and eat himself into more muscle mass.  He's a gluttonous pig.

Yeah, but it was his mother's fault.

MV/Liberace!

Quote from: akwilly on December 21, 2016, 07:48:42 AM
Falkie it makes me happy picturing you and Kath putting a fine piece of Godiva in each other's mouths.

heh heh

whoozit

Quote from: Chefist on December 21, 2016, 07:27:55 AM
George says that he does not know what a carbohydrate is? WTF?
George is a carbohydrate.


whoozit

Quote from: Chefist on December 21, 2016, 11:53:16 AM
I always envisioned a fat globule...


Excess carbohydrates turn to fat. Falkie can walk on water because he floats at his ankles.

Quote from: akwilly on December 21, 2016, 07:48:42 AM
Falkie it makes me happy picturing you and Kath shoveling fistfulls of Godiva in each other's mouths.

In today's exclusive B---G-- video, The Master needs cat box liners and recounts the fall of the network.

https://www.dropbox.com/s/1t0osq3wsl8hosf/Network%20Hoax%2C%20Cat%20Box%20Liners.mp4?dl=0

Be sure to follow @Falkie2013 to stay up-to-date on his historic move from YouTube next year in our #2017orbust campaign! #The #KeepTheLightsOn #TGFP #GLORY #FRIENDSHIP


chefist

Quote from: SixWeekTenure(tm) on December 21, 2016, 12:38:04 PM
In today's exclusive B---G-- video, The Master needs cat box liners and recounts the fall of the network.

https://www.dropbox.com/s/1t0osq3wsl8hosf/Network%20Hoax%2C%20Cat%20Box%20Liners.mp4?dl=0

Be sure to follow @Falkie2013 to stay up-to-date on his historic move from YouTube next year in our #2017orbust campaign! #The #KeepTheLightsOn #TGFP #GLORY #FRIENDSHIP



If TCOT could incorporate this pic of George into the "Glory" meme, I would greatly appreciate it.

CHRISTMAS BLESSINGS


Our investigators continue to monitor all Anthony George Senda traffic.

Newly intercepted email from the Dark Web:

Its warmer than it has been here.
I came home, put the groceries away, ate dinner, watched the rest of the latest episode of scorpion and passed out.
Woke up soaked in sweat becausevof the electric blanket.
Since last Friday, that wasn't happening because it was so cold in here and out.
Got to hold the Squeak cat last night.
She let me but was frightened.
I still think she was someone's kitty as she's too friendly.

Quote from: SixWeekTenure(tm) on December 21, 2016, 12:38:04 PM
In today's exclusive B---G-- video, The Master needs cat box liners and recounts the fall of the network.

https://www.dropbox.com/s/1t0osq3wsl8hosf/Network%20Hoax%2C%20Cat%20Box%20Liners.mp4?dl=0

Be sure to follow @Falkie2013 to stay up-to-date on his historic move from YouTube next year in our #2017orbust campaign! #The #KeepTheLightsOn #TGFP #GLORY #FRIENDSHIP



Nice camera angle Einstein!  Maybe a well meaning BellGabber will send you litter box liners if you would demonstrate how to suffocate yourself with them.

Yorkshire pud

Quote from: SixWeekTenure(tm) on December 21, 2016, 12:38:04 PM
In today's exclusive B---G-- video, The Master needs cat box liners and recounts the fall of the network.

The fall of the network? In the video he seems astonished it was all made up!

Senda, there are undscoverd tribes in the Amazon who have never seen a computer or a podcast and know what you fell for was bullshit. Don't be so surprised, you're an idiot and have always fallen for that stuff. Only in your void you call a mind, would you remotely believe that three young women would fnd you interesting.


Quote from: Yorkshire pud on December 21, 2016, 02:58:44 PM
The fall of the network? In the video he seems astonished it was all made up!

Senda, there are undscoverd tribes in the Amazon who have never seen a computer or a podcast and know what you fell for was bullshit. Don't be so surprised, you're an idiot and have always fallen for that stuff. Only in your void you call a mind, would you remotely believe that three young women would fnd you interesting.
question is IF Falkie won a 100 million lottery prize would three young women find Falkie "interesting"
answer of course is STILL NO

I believe Falkie is the first "man" I believe NO matter how much money he had women would still not find him "interesting"
(hell, I am not even 100% sure Kathy would)

question for a female out there is
would you ?
(do the nasty with Falkie for....say $1 million?.....and let Falkie film for the Internet ?)

Yorkshire pud

Quote from: #1 Fan of "The Guy from Pittsburgh" on December 21, 2016, 04:42:35 PM
question for a female out there is
would you ?

Ones without a pulse have said no; even if his middle name was changed to 'interesting'.

the most uninteresting man in the world
Falkie appears
"I don't usually twitch, but when in Starbucks and I spot a busty underage girl, I twitch"

Falkie is suited for parody
(just one of my ideas for him)
he could go viral with the proper direction
(maybe even appear in a Super Bowl commercial 2018)

Quote from: Yorkshire pud on December 21, 2016, 04:44:00 PM
Ones without a pulse have said no; even if his middle name was changed to 'interesting'.
LOL
without a pulse !
heh heh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=45xXVItiCsU

Jason C....opening more swag sent by a member of his beloved Legion.  He even does a little red-pants shimmy at the beginning.  Haha!    Now here is an example of a classy YouTube success.  He is approaching 3K subscribers/Legionnaires.  You've got to appreciate the fact that he has his success because he treats his followers with a genuine, friendly respect, and he doesn't go around looking like like a guy with a cup in his hand.    Nice going Jason!

I know there are many independent film students in Falkie's part of the state that would find him an intriguing character
(maybe his future is in film)
(just another idea of mine for George)

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