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The General Musings of Falkie2013 (George Senda, The Guy From Pittsburgh)

Started by heater, December 19, 2013, 07:37:40 PM

Should this thread be removed from the forum?

Yes
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No
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Total Members Voted: 1936

Lilith

Any word on the big event tonight?  Less than an hour till Showtime.

SredniVashtar

Quote from: whoozit on December 23, 2016, 05:45:46 PM
Or offer success tips like put it in your mouth first because then you can't miss.

Hanging's got to be out - I don't think there's a rope that could withstand the torque of a swinging Senda. Wrists? - I don't think you could find a vein under all that flab if you were to hunt around for a year. If the man can get through multiple partially cooked/defrosted chickens and only get a case of the Hershey squirts he's more-or-less immune to poisoning as well.

Senda might be immortal. That's why he's made for Kathy, he's a human cockroach - he'll be going long after we've all left the stage.

Quote from: SredniVashtar on December 23, 2016, 05:50:29 PM
Hanging's got to be out - I don't think there's a rope that could withstand the torque of a swinging Senda. Wrists? - I don't think you could find a vein under all that flab if you were to hunt around for a year. If the man can get through multiple partially cooked/defrosted chickens and only get a case of the Hershey squirts he's more-or-less immune to poisoning as well.

Senda might be immortal. That's why he's made for Kathy, he's a human cockroach - he'll be going long after we've all left the stage.
LOL
a human (?) cockroach

Quote from: SixWeekTenure(tm) on December 23, 2016, 07:33:44 AM
Be sure to join us TONIGHT for the first one hour webinar featuring The Guy from Pittsburgh (tm). Tickets are $5 per person. Reserve your spot now because seats are limited!

https://www.bigmarker.com/the-guy-from-pittsburgh/The-Guy-From-Pittsburgh



For all of the liars, haters, and fools who deny George's pain is real, have a gander:

https://www.dropbox.com/s/oj9yrfz5fcpj8cd/Feet.mp4?dl=0

[Note from SWT(tm), Mouth of the Master: I'll be implementing this into my daily calisthenics routine. Thanks, George!]

Was that a typical 'scream of pain', somehow I'd envisioned something more?

Quote from: Penis Waving Retard on December 23, 2016, 04:11:07 PM
Before you get all excited, Brigsie, not one person has bought a ticket.  So with only the ghost attendees from Bellgab participating, Senda might decide to pull the plug.

According to what I read, Senda had to pay $29 to host this event, and any others for the next month.  So we can all take a small measure of satisfaction that he got fucked out of $29 of donation money.

So he has to get six people to pay for this before he clears his first $1?  Otherwise he goes in the hole?  Is he ever going to figure out he has no real fans, and people watch his videos BECAUSE they are horrible and there is no talent there whatsoever?

Forget the Circle of Trust + Noory, who egg him on, people like White Crow and others giving him money have done a real disservice, he's convinced there's more cash, more fans, out there so he spends money he doesn't have on more equipment, etc.

Nobody

Quote from: Rally Squirrel on December 21, 2016, 07:39:07 PM
Senda is an insecure jealous man.
When Kathy left him he was trying to get it on with those fake chicks and when she came back he quizzed her to find out if she was banging Callan.
He spends way too much time worrying about what others are doing and way too little on doing what he does well.

Does he do anything well that is actually worthwhile?

I ask because the majority of his time seems to be taken up by:

1) Eating* (the clear winner)
2) Recording long, rambling monologues and boring the arse off both his friends with them
3) Making long, pointless videos and boring the world (or at least a tiny fraction of it) with them

Am I missing something?





*Has anyone else ever wondered why the fellow doesn't enter eating contests for a living?  Fame, free grub, and absolute herds of groupies would seem to await any 384-pound man willing to masticate his way to greatness.

Ciardelo

Well I hope all you people are happy now:

The Guy From Pittsburgh Webinars
No video conferences or webinars found.

hrumph  >:(


Quote from: brigâ,,¢Â©2015 on December 23, 2016, 06:55:13 PM
Maybe this will explain everything...



or maybe not.

Not.

I was pinging the ticket buying page, where it shows how many slots are still available, and it stayed at 25 from the time he announced it until right before he canceled it.

He didn't sell a single goddamn ticket and THAT is why he canceled it. 

He has convinced himself that it wasn't promoted properly and that people are away for the holidays.  He can't face the reality that nobody wants to pay money to listen to a fat old blowhard whine and ramble endlessly about the minutia in his life for an hour.

Quote from: Penis Waving Retard on December 23, 2016, 07:11:17 PM
Not.

I was pinging the ticket buying page, where it shows how many slots are still available, and it stayed at 25 from the time he announced it until right before he canceled it.

He didn't sell a single goddamn ticket and THAT is why he canceled it. 

He has convinced himself that it wasn't promoted properly and that people are away for the holidays.  He can't face the reality that nobody wants to pay money to listen to a fat old blowhard whine and ramble endlessly about the minutia in his life for an hour.

The elderly white man is clearly still suffering form the savage anal rape he endured while in jail. The negro race is out of control.

- Kangz and sheeit

jason.callan

I'm glad that piece of shit cocksucker cancelled it. lol & ha ha. He sucks dog shit. ;D

Quote from: Jason Callan on December 23, 2016, 07:19:30 PM
I'm glad that piece of shit cocksucker cancelled it. lol & ha ha. He sucks dog shit. ;D

Have you ever been raped by a black man?

jason.callan

no but George has & I bet he loved it.

mikuthing01

Quote from: Moonman on December 23, 2016, 07:17:02 PM
The elderly white man is clearly still suffering form the savage anal rape he endured while in jail. The negro race is out of control.

- Kangz and sheeit




chefist

Quote from: Penis Waving Retard on December 23, 2016, 07:11:17 PM
Not.

I was pinging the ticket buying page, where it shows how many slots are still available, and it stayed at 25 from the time he announced it until right before he canceled it.

He didn't sell a single goddamn ticket and THAT is why he canceled it. 

He has convinced himself that it wasn't promoted properly and that people are away for the holidays.  He can't face the reality that nobody wants to pay money to listen to a fat old blowhard whine and ramble endlessly about the minutia in his life for an hour.

This is exactly why he didn't go through with his plans to charge $1 per YouTube video...He knows no one will pay for his dilusional garbage...This proved it.

After New year's, he won't even mention "webinar" again.

Loser...





effluenza

Quote from: brigâ,,¢Â©2015 on December 23, 2016, 06:55:13 PM
Maybe this will explain everything...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wkZtifgcqaE&t=3s

or maybe not.

Wait. This was cancelled due to lack of interest? Did the circle not pay up?

littlechris

Quote from: Ciardelo on December 23, 2016, 06:51:37 PM
Well I hope all you people are happy now:

The Guy From Pittsburgh Webinars
No video conferences or webinars found.

hrumph  >:(

Hahaha.

#BanTheBrand


Quote from: Nobody on December 23, 2016, 06:49:47 PM
Does he do anything well that is actually worthwhile?

Apparently when he was a child, he immersed himself in TV and this became his reality.  So he has a formidable level of knowledge and interest in 1960's era television.  He could easily create and maintain a niche environment for TV shows of that era, a discussion board anchoring it with him chiming in to answer trivia.

I have suggested this to him several times.  There are some problems with the idea, the elephant in the foreground being Senda's narcissism.  The discussion MUST be about him, whatever the topic.  The paranormal suits him better because he can talk about his fabricated experiences and people ooo and ahh about them.  The payback on a thread about "Ironside" where he answers some trivia would not be nearly as satisfying, so he rejects the idea. 

Quote from: Chefist on December 23, 2016, 07:27:58 PM
After New year's, he won't even mention "webinar" again.

Quite likely.  And another $29 that could have been spent keeping the cats from starving goes out the door to no avail.

But the chumps keep lining up to give, Give, GIVE to Senda until it hurts.

Dumb fucks

WOTR

Quote from: Yorkshire pud on December 23, 2016, 04:58:52 PM
If you're not Jason, you've messed it up for him if he does register his name; if it is Jason, welcome.

I would welcome "Jason", but I don't know which of George's "friends" to address.  (It's not Jason...)

Ciardelo

Quote from: WOTR on December 23, 2016, 08:11:28 PM
I would welcome "Jason", but I don't know which of George's "friends" to address.  (It's not Jason...)
I think you could go with "hey there Jackstar" and not be too far off the mark.

Jackstar

Quote from: Ciardelo on December 23, 2016, 08:25:08 PM
I think you could go with "hey there Jackstar" and not be too far off the mark.

Every man and every woman is a star. But you don't know Jack.

Quote from: Jackstar on December 23, 2016, 08:41:05 PM
Every man and every woman is a star. But you don't know Jack.

You're just a poser.  And a worse, you are boring.


Quote from: brigâ,,¢Â©2015 on December 23, 2016, 08:55:34 PM
Oh Dear...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MQAWzw6kHNs

George Senda
QuotePublished on Dec 23, 2016

Despite having 557 subscribers and the supposed Circle of Trust ( Gerry took his wife to dinner and Drone just HAD to put his kids to bed at 7 pm ) I got no response to my webinar and got pranked by one of the evil phony networkers.
If I don't get support for my activities, and in a venue that people could have had a nice time interacting with me live, what's the point of my working my ass off to create new content ?
Or creating a podcast that no one wants to listen to except after the fact as those from Sewergab keep asking me to do ?
I have worked hard for over 3 years to do these videos and should be getting 2,3,400 views per video not 30-80 except for breaking news videos which no make me no money thanks to You Tube's draconian policy changes.

So I am taking a break from videos until the New Years.

Except for breaking news and NFL picks.

Enjoy the silence.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H_cS39FeKCA

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