The General Musings of Falkie2013 (George Senda, The Guy From Pittsburgh)

[Rally Squirrel]

There are positive aspects to Kathy & there are negative ones as well.
But the negatives far outweigh the positives.
I could not let her not have a place to stay when the Ratty One threw her out.
But ... she would not abide by my rules or behave as a civilized person most  of the time.
I'm NOT going to listen to people TELLING me publicly what to do.
I have enough nagging in my life from both my Mother and Kathy to last me several lifetimes.
Once the financial aspects are resolved, we're probably not going to get back together and Ratty will probably do her best to poison the waters as neither of us like each other and she is a bad influence on Kathy.
But Kathy does things her way and once she decides on a course of action, nothing can sway her.
I've not heard from her for several days and if she decides to be uncommunicative, then I will stop paying her car insurance and throw her stuff out.
I do need to get my house key back from her before I do any of that as I would not trust Patty to not come in here and rip off my tv and computer. I would prosecute her and I know something about Patty that would have in jail if I told the authorities.
Kathy and I are never likely to be a couple again. She's mad at me and will stay mad as she feels I hurt her by telling her to leave but probably won't see my side of it.
Of course, if I cancel the car insurance or change it to make her pay $78 a month, she'll probably be here like a shot once she gets the word.
I am sleeping somewhat normally and my cat is now sleeping with me again as he's always been afraid of Kathy.
Time to get up and do stuff.
I will miss her but ce la vie.
Life goes on.

You need to have the lock changed, that damn Ratty Patty has made a copy by now.

[Dateline]

Now that's a ton of fun, jump in the pool and who needs to drain it.  That date makes Sweet Kathy look anorexic.

[Dateline]

I have pages of reading to catch up again, but I do detect that Sweet Kathy has moved from Flakie's humble abode.  With that, I see a new Norry role for Falkie, he will be the first show to be taped for the reality ParanormalDate.com. 

The thread just keeps on giving.

[ONeill]

I've even had women online ask me out on dates.

Great job, Sugardady. Now all you need is a working penis.

[Falkie2013]

I have pages of reading to catch up again, but I do detect that Sweet Kathy has moved from Flakie's humble abode.  With that, I see a new Norry role for Falkie, he will be the first show to be taped for the reality ParanormalDate.com. 

The thread just keeps on giving.

Never gonna happen.

[Falkie2013]

You need to have the lock changed, that damn Ratty Patty has made a copy by now.

Remember that I am not as stupid as YOU think and have already informed the appropriate people and eventually will have a 24-7 webcam in the living room for security purposes.

And I wouldn't listen to anything you say anyway, so stop trying.

[SixWeekTenure(tm)]

I've even had women online ask me out on dates.

[eddie dean]

I never had a stroke and have the doctor's paperwork to prove it.

[Falkie2013]

Eddie, like others on here needs what's shown below.
Some need even more persuasive measures to make them behave themselves.

[b_dubb]

Is this a still from Finding BigFoot?


This thread makes a handy substitute for syrup of ipecac in case someone's been poisoned

[ONeill]

And my state senator has said they will get the idiotic " I had a stroke when I didn't " suspension of my license removed so I can get my license back without paying or a test. I never had a stroke and have the doctor's paperwork to prove it.

Do you also have paperwork proving you are not fat? Any person responsible for giving you driving licence without a test should be jailed.

[eddie dean]

Eddie, like others on here needs what's shown below.
Some need even more persuasive measures to make them behave themselves.

I'm stupid?
Words hurt sir.


By all means Falkie, continue to post the minutiae of your daily life & buy Apple products. That should help you gain control of your life & finally achieve fulfillment & happiness.

I just found this note from your doctor:


It's interesting how you always feel the need to mention violence when you want to silence your detractors. Funny that huh.

[LadyFish]

Remember that I am not as stupid as YOU think and have already informed the appropriate people and eventually will have a 24-7 webcam in the living room for security purposes.

Didn't you tell us that you slept in the nude? Isn't your bed/pullout couch in your living room? Sounds more like a creepy porn setup vs for security purposes. You might want to start sleeping in your bedroom before setting up a 24-7 webcam in your living room.

[WOTR]

There are positive aspects to Kathy & there are negative ones as well.
But the negatives far outweigh the positives.
I could not let her not have a place to stay when the Ratty One threw her out.
But ... she would not abide by my rules or behave as a civilized person most  of the time....
Life goes on.

Sad that Kathy missed it.  Prince charming usually only comes around once in a lifetime.  Oh well, her loss.

To be clear- I don't wish her any harm.  As a matter of fact, I hope the condition that has her face bruising while she sleeps clears up over the course of the next few weeks...

[WOTR]

Is this a still from Finding BigFoot?


This thread makes a handy substitute for syrup of ipecac in case someone's been poisoned

I make certain not to come to this thread unless I have been fasting for a minimum of 24 hours and have an empty stomach. In addition to substituting for syrup of ipecac, it also acts as a gentle laxative.  Don't believe me?  Just look at the posts that this thread contains.  Verbal diarrhea everywhere- floor, walls and ceiling.

[Rally Squirrel]

Remember that I am not as stupid as YOU think and have already informed the appropriate people and eventually will have a 24-7 webcam in the living room for security purposes.

And I wouldn't listen to anything you say anyway, so stop trying.

Wow sir, a webcam eventually installed is so smart, you are a super genius.

With a webcam you get to see who got in then try to legally go after them while your property gets broken and fenced. But it makes for great drama to fill up your time and you can blog about it and stress about it.

Or you can just change your lock and prevent it.

[ACE of CLUBS]

Wow sir, a webcam eventually installed is so smart, you are a super genius.

With a webcam you get to see ......................?
But it makes for great drama to fill up your time and you can blog about it and stress about it.

Set it up in the bathroom ...... yuck!

[Falkie2013]

Wow sir, a webcam eventually installed is so smart, you are a super genius.

With a webcam you get to see who got in then try to legally go after them while your property gets broken and fenced. But it makes for great drama to fill up your time and you can blog about it and stress about it.

Or you can just change your lock and prevent it.

Your parents could have prevented you through abstinence.

[Falkie2013]

Didn't you tell us that you slept in the nude? Isn't your bed/pullout couch in your living room? Sounds more like a creepy porn setup vs for security purposes. You might want to start sleeping in your bedroom before setting up a 24-7 webcam in your living room.

The webcam would be for when I am NOT in the apartment.

[Dateline]

I foresee a new bedroom business operating with this webcam.  He said it, it would only be used when he is not there.  Rent by the hour, Flakie's NoTell HoTell. 

While he is out doing filming for his YouTube channel, the apartment will be put to good use.   I'm sure he has lots of business connections through past acquaintances.

[Laurakinch]

... And my state senator has said they will get the idiotic " I had a stroke when I didn't " suspension of my license removed so I can get my license back without paying or a test. I never had a stroke and have the doctor's paperwork to prove it.

Since you skipped over the question posed by Who earlier today I will ask it again:

How did the DMV come to the conclusion you had a stroke?

[SredniVashtar]

I will use any opportunity to post a Warren Zevon song, but I think this is particularly apposite in re the whole Sweet Kathy situation, which is already the top story worldwide. I don't think it is an exact fit, as I don't see her fingers as 'slender and frail' (more like gigantic wanking paddles), but the general thrust is pretty accurate.

"How you gonna make your way in the world, woman, if you weren't cut out for working?"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Ibe85f_Tqw

[Daggit]

Remember that I am not as stupid as YOU think and have already informed the appropriate people and eventually will have a 24-7 webcam in the living room for security purposes.

And I wouldn't listen to anything you say anyway, so stop trying.

You are a genius Falkie.

Better put the webcam and computer it is recording to in a locked cage to prevent Ratty Patty the Thief from stealing them too.

I'm sure you've thought of that already.

No need to do the smart thing and actually change the locks.

Ratty Patty and Sweat Cockroach Kathy won't slit your throat in your sleep.

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

Does Falkie have problems with thieves?  That sounds like an easy way to clean the junk out of his apartment.

[weeberwubber]

I will use any opportunity to post a Warren Zevon song, but I think this is particularly apposite in re the whole Sweet Kathy situation, which is already the top story worldwide. I don't think it is an exact fit, as I don't see her fingers as 'slender and frail' (more like gigantic wanking paddles), but the general thrust is pretty accurate.

"How you gonna make your way in the world, woman, if you weren't cut out for working?"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Ibe85f_Tqw

Oh, nice! Never heard that one. It's quite good. I can see the commonalities. And perhaps if you also post it in the Art Bell thread we can get some dissertations on how the french are actually a very hard working people despite their mandated 37 weeks per year of time off or whatever.

[Jocko Johnson]

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=M13OSIlS8HE


This latest Kathy's Korner just went up.  It's so new that I haven't even seen it yet myself, but I wanted to get the link up right away so you all (the BellGab audience) could see it too.

Title:  "Ratty Patty helps rape me and others."

Beautiful...then you tossed her out and she flew right back to Patty's pad. Someone help me out here, please?
Slob-o you are dispicable.

[Catsmile]

I'm pulling for the cockroaches this season.

[pate]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=du1afxe74VE

[Who]

Falkie, please stop ignoring our questions and tell us about this alleged stroke and how it cost you your driver's license.  According to you, the DMV says you had a stroke, your doctors say you did not.  This doesn't make any sense.

Tell us the truth.  You lost your driver's license.  Tell us why.  Was it a stroke?  Was it outstanding traffic fines you refuse to pay?  Did you badly fail a driver's test leading the DMV to think you have cognitive and/or coordination problems?

Please tell us.  And don't tell us it's none of your business.  You brought it up.  Now tell us the truth.

[BellBoy]

This thread is consistently hilarious in that it manages to rise above its subject matter consistently and turn the base metal of this dickhead's worthless existence into something approaching comedy gold. Even he likes it, or he wouldn't be posting.

You only need to bring a few basic materials to the party:

1. A sense of humour

2. To be smarter than a five year-old

3. Not be a tiresome, moralising dick.

If you satisfy those basic requirements then you have the requisite skills to enjoy the thread. Otherwise you tend to come on from time to time and bother people with your worthless pronouncements, while demonstrating what a pathetic knob-jockey you really are.

I would also like to add, that you should, by all means, continue to lurk often! But please, only attempt to post further when you have attained, at a minimum, the level of 'novice' knob-jockey.

(Should you have any questions as to how you might go about acquiring the aforementioned status, please ask one, of our many, 'expert' knob-jockeys, E.g. Inglorious Bitch)