The General Musings of Falkie2013 (George Senda, The Guy From Pittsburgh)

[paladin1991]

Screw you. Your ass is mine if I ever co-host with you.

Actually it's mine.  I bought it for a pack of smokes fm T-bone over on C block.  Butt, since you and I are tight, I'll loan him to you.   

[3OctaveFart]

They call them providers because they are literally being dispensed a service most non-losers don't need to pay for.

[Inglorious Bitch]

Screw you. Your ass is mine if I ever co-host with you. figure out how in hell to work Skype because I'm such a dumbass.

Low blow

[SredniVashtar]

Actually it's mine.  I bought it for a pack of smokes fm T-bone over on C block.  Butt, since you and I are tight, I'll loan him to you.

It's true, I only have eyes for my little Pally-Wally. And I use the word "little" advisedly. I think it was a pack of smokes and an inflatable cushion, if I remember correctly.

[Inglorious Bitch]

Actually it's mine.  I bought it for a pack of smokes fm T-bone over on C block.  Butt, since you and I are tight, I'll loan him to you.

Meh...what else do you have that I would want?

[Who]

A provider negotiating with Falkie.  He's asking her if she charges by the minute.

[ONeill]

Dude, you have no idea what I went through. First, I had to download Skype 4 times before it finally "took" and stayed on my computer, then Firefox opened up and requested permission to make "changes" to my add ons even though I was using Chrome, then my computer was slowing down, so I had to shut it off and re-boot, then I was able to set up my user name, but when I tried to log in, it would not let me. That was because I spelled my name wrong. Then I needed "credit" to make a call, then my mic wouldn't work! A techie, I am not.

Interesting, I would start with most basic questions - are you sure it was skype that you were trying to install? Remember, a certain being that makes baboons look like intellectuals managed to achieve that!

[Inglorious Bitch]

A provider negotiating with Falkie.  He's asking her if she charges by the minute.

He doesn't need a whole minute. He needs 40 seconds. Does she pro rate her fees?

[SredniVashtar]

Low blow

Things that can work out how to use Skype:

Apes
Plankton
Furniture
Rocks
Moss

Things that can't work out how to use Skype:

Incompetent Bitch

[Inglorious Bitch]

Interesting, I would start with most basic questions - are you sure it was skype that you were trying to install? Remember, a certain being that makes baboons look like intellectuals managed to achieve that!

LOL, yes it was Skype. I still can't figure out the mic but someone will help me with that today.

[ponyboysunset]

Where's the thread 'Why a dildo or an axe to the head is better than Felchie'?

NO video later.

Dildos to the head are painful sir.

[Inglorious Bitch]

Things that can't work out how to use Skype:

Incompetent Bitch

Damn, brah. What was in your coffee this morning?

[Inglorious Bitch]

Interesting, I would start with most basic questions

[Who]

"I don't care if you make videos for YouTube and got a shout-out from George Noory.  I ain't charging by the minute."

[ONeill]

Things that can work out how to use Skype:

Apes
Plankton
Furniture
Rocks
Moss
Falkie

Things that can't work out how to use Skype:

Incompetent Bitch

FIFY

[SredniVashtar]

Dude, you have no idea what I went through. First, I had to download Skype 4 times before it finally "took" and stayed on my computer, then Firefox opened up and requested permission to make "changes" to my add ons even though I was using Chrome, then my computer was slowing down, so I had to shut it off and re-boot, then I was able to set up my user name, but when I tried to log in, it would not let me. That was because I spelled my name wrong. Then I needed "credit" to make a call, then my mic wouldn't work! A techie, I am not.

Techie, no. Idiot, yes. It seems even basic literacy is beyond you. I bet Falkie manages to spell his name correctly. I never thought it was possible for me to come into contact with a poor sod who was lower down the evolutionary chain than Captain Numbuts, but you have managed to work it. Well done!

[ONeill]

LOL, yes it was Skype. I still can't figure out the mic but someone will help me with that today.

Did you download Skype for Linux accidentally? That is the only reason I see why it wouldn't just work.

A mic generally needs to be:
a) plugged
b) unmutted

If it's an internal mic the first point is done by default.

[Inglorious Bitch]

Techie, no. Idiot, yes. It seems even basic literacy is beyond you. I bet Falkie manages to spell his name correctly. I never thought it was possible for me to come into contact with a poor sod who was lower down the evolutionary chain than Captain Numbuts, but you have managed to work it. Well done!

That's a lot of tough talk for someone who sips tea in the afternoons.

[Inglorious Bitch]

Did you download Skype for Linux accidentally? That is the only reason I see why it wouldn't just work.

Oh.....well it's working now except for the part where no one could hear me. I got a new headset with mic so I don't think it's that, but I was told that I have to configure my mic. Or something.

[Inglorious Bitch]

A mic generally needs to be:
a) plugged
b) unmutted

If it's an internal mic the first point is done by default.

My mic is part of the headset. 

[Inglorious Bitch]

"I don't care if you make videos for YouTube and got a shout-out from George Noory.  I ain't charging by the minute."

Falkie: "But I'm a disabled senior citizen. "

[ONeill]

Oh.....well it's working now except for the part where no one could hear me. I got a new headset with mic so I don't think it's that, but I was told that I have to configure my mic. Or something.

The mic has to be close to your voice apparatus.If you hold it between your toes it won't catch your voice... Here is how you should do this:

[Who]

"For the last time.  I don't charge by the second or by the minute.  And I don't care if you supply the mayo."

[Richard Groyper]

I enjoy Falkie.

[ONeill]

Falkie: "But I'm a disabled senior citizen. "

Falkie: "You didn't have to live with my mother"

[Inglorious Bitch]

I enjoy Falkie.

Are words that no one ever said before.

[Inglorious Bitch]

The mic has to be close to your voice apparatus.If you hold it between your toes it won't catch your voice... Here is how you should do this:

So that's what I've been doing wrong!

[SredniVashtar]

Oh.....well it's working now except for the part where no one could hear me.

In that case, I should say it was working perfectly. I didn't realise at first, but Skype must have some sort of quality control widget that mutes some of the less desirable accents. I imagine you sound like a cross between a pneumatic drill and a seal in its death agony. I think we have all been spared a great deal of audio torment.

[3OctaveFart]

"For the last time.  I don't charge by the second or by the minute.  And I don't care if you supply the mayo."

Bewbs too small for Senda's liking; everything else looks on par with his tastes.

The man likes big bosoms. We know this because he has told us.

[Inglorious Bitch]

In that case, I should say it was working perfectly. I didn't realise at first, but Skype must have some sort of quality control widget that mutes some of the less desirable accents. I imagine you sound like a cross between a pneumatic drill and a seal in its death agony. I think we have all been spared a great deal of audio torment.

I'm slightly less shrill that Nanny Fein.