The General Musings of Falkie2013 (George Senda, The Guy From Pittsburgh)

[PB the Deplorable]

Kathy still needs me to pay her car insurance, storage and two credit cards for now  & I still have her cat so she will come by to see her...

And the monthly excursions to Blondie's Pizza. 

Even though they are owned by the same person, taste exactly the same, and are right across the street from each other, I prefer Fat Slice..  Next time you go, maybe you can get a slice from each and share, I would like to see a Kathy's Korner comparing the two

[SixWeekTenure(tm)]

If they are anything like her one minute movie reviews, I'm sure we'll be told both establishments are "good" several times over.

[MV/Liberace!]

Remember that I am not as stupid as YOU think...

With emphasis on the word "you," it reads like you're suggesting you are as stupid as someone else thinks.

[ONeill]

[Laurakinch]

Falkie, please stop ignoring our questions and tell us about this alleged stroke and how it cost you your driver's license.  According to you, the DMV says you had a stroke, your doctors say you did not.  This doesn't make any sense.

Tell us the truth.  You lost your driver's license.  Tell us why.  Was it a stroke?  Was it outstanding traffic fines you refuse to pay?  Did you badly fail a driver's test leading the DMV to think you have cognitive and/or coordination problems?

Please tell us.  And don't tell us it's none of your business.  You brought it up.  Now tell us the truth.

The fat fuck has gone into hiding again in hopes we'll let it go.

Hey you lying POS, answer the question! Why does the DMV think you've had a stroke? Could it be you admitted to us while in line at the DMV an employee overheard you talking about your health problems? In the name of public safety that employee was obligated to report what you said and require a clearance from your doctor for you to drive.

You posted all about running your stupid fat mouth at the DMV causing your license to be suspended. You can't keep your fucking lies straight. And no senator is going to help some worthless slob on welfare get his license back. 

[ONeill]

The fat fuck has gone into hiding again in hopes we'll let it go.

Hey you lying POS, answer the question! Why does the DMV think you've had a stroke? Could it be you admitted to us while in line at the DMV an employee overheard you talking about your health problems? In the name of public safety that employee was obligated to report what you said and require a clearance from your doctor for you to drive.

You posted all about running your stupid fat mouth at the DMV causing your license to be suspended. You can't keep your fucking lies straight. And no senator is going to help some worthless slob on welfare get his license back.

Your efforts are admirable, but this is not The Planet of The Apes. He will not understand.

[ONeill]

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[SixWeekTenure(tm)]

Your efforts are admirable, but this is not The Planet of The Apes. He will not understand.

STFU Laurasnitch
It's none of that DMV layabout's business (they only work six hour days like the modern postal service), nor yours, what I bellowed while waiting in line recounting the time I ran over a score of people at the Pick of the Patch event in '93.
Enough of this topic. Kathy promised to pay for half of the new storage that will house the A-L editions of my dummies books as well as our entire old storage building that we bought outright on the new gas card if I set up a row of milk crates in the field behind my apartment for her to live in. I have watched many DIY shows and know how to do it no matter what any of YOU may think.
Emailed Tommy Dinglehymen about the Noory pilot and no reply.
A family of cockroaches were found living under my belly overhang and Orkin has said they will hose me down too for an additional fee. Video later.

[SixWeekTenure(tm)]

[ONeill]

[docmeat]

Microsoft Team, 1979:

[Inglorious Bitch]

(Should you have any questions as to how you might go about acquiring the aforementioned status, please ask one, of our many, 'expert' knob-jockeys, E.g. Inglorious Bitch)

Damn, brah. That's cold. You also forgot to mention all of your expertise in the field. I am but a mere novice in the field of knob-jockeying compared to your legendary status.

[SredniVashtar]

Damn, brah. That's cold. You also forgot to mention all of your expertise in the field. I am but a mere novice in the field of knob-jockeying compared to your legendary status.

Nobody jocked a finer knob than BellBoy in his prime, although he is, frankly, past it these days. But back in his salad days, when he was green in judgement, cold in blood, he was quite the fanciest fella in town. As you can see here, where he demonstrates his 'flying dismount'.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0u86Fv2uhy0

[BellBoy]

Damn, brah. That's cold. You also forgot to mention all of your expertise in the field. I am but a mere novice in the field of knob-jockeying compared to your legendary status.

Well, I am a rather shy and reserved kind'a guy, you know. When it comes to knob-jockeying, far be it from me, to blow my own 'horn'.

(Be that as it may, I am more than amply equipped to do so... if you catch my drift)

[Falkie2013]

The fat fuck has gone into hiding again in hopes we'll let it go.

Hey you lying POS, answer the question! Why does the DMV think you've had a stroke? Could it be you admitted to us while in line at the DMV an employee overheard you talking about your health problems? In the name of public safety that employee was obligated to report what you said and require a clearance from your doctor for you to drive.

You posted all about running your stupid fat mouth at the DMV causing your license to be suspended. You can't keep your fucking lies straight. And no senator is going to help some worthless slob on welfare get his license back.


Dumb bitch, YOU claim to work at the DMV. I wouldn't have you staple two pieces of paperwork together because you'd probably fuck it up.
I have already discussed this but for those mentally challenged such as yourself who failed to comprehend what I wrote about it on here I will repeat it one more time.
No lies as your hate filled mind wants you to believe.
I have a sciatic nerve problem which causes periodic pain spikes in my leg and upper right thigh. Also
an area of that leg was cut accidentally and shut by a surgeon but it never healed right.
I had a spike of pain in that area the night before I went to the DMV in Concord and was standing in line with Kathy and told her about and said " It hurt so much I thought I was having a stroke or something. "
This was within earshot of the clerk who wound up waiting on us. She asked NO questions about my MEDICAL condition and took it upon herself with no corroborating evidence to report to the DMV that I had a stroke when NO stroke occurred.
About a month later I got paperwork from the medical department of the DMV in Oakland that said my license had been SUSPENDED because I had had a stroke and had NOT reported it to the DMV and that I would need a doctors letter stating that I had NOT had a stroke and that I would have to pay a $75 fee and take a written test to remove the suspension .
I raised hell about this because NO stroke had occurred but they refused to remove the suspension and while they now have the paperwork stating that I did not have a stroke I had been fighting the fee and demand I take a written test since the suspension should never have occurred in the first place.
My state senator was in Walnut Creek and I and Kathy went in there several times to deal with this but I had to wait until I could find a doctor to certify that NO stroke had occurred.  Not one but two doctors so certified that fact and I can go into that office today and take up the issue and they have talked to that department several times in the past and have said to me in WRITING that they would get the suspension and requirements lifted when I am ready to do so. As I did not have a car for two one year periods and had had difficulty getting the doctor paperwork, I put the matter on hold.
I can do this any time I want and have the copies in my desk. The senator's office is still willing to see me under the current senator as a courtesy even though I no longer live in that district since the case was initiated IN that office when I was a constituent and resident of that district and I have their letters as well stating that FACT.
As usual in your arrogance, you THINK you know everything about the DMV when you do not.
Mind your own damned business and shut up about something you know nothing about.

[Falkie2013]

And the monthly excursions to Blondie's Pizza. 

Even though they are owned by the same person, taste exactly the same, and are right across the street from each other, I prefer Fat Slice..  Next time you go, maybe you can get a slice from each and share, I would like to see a Kathy's Korner comparing the two

She has not been to Blondie's in months as far as I know and has never been to Fat Slice. Blondies no longer offers a special with a soda/drink with a slice and she's unhappy about that & they raised prices considerably the last time she was in.
The former Blondies at Rasputin Records in Concord has been ready to open for at least a year  and has " Now hiring " signs on the door but has remained shut for along time even after Rasputin's moved back to their old location after having been in the former Tower Records location on Willow Pass.

[PB the Deplorable]

Since you've waited so long to go to the DMV, are you sure this is going to be as simple as you think?

[PB the Deplorable]

She has not been to Blondie's in months as far as I know and has never been to Fat Slice. Blondies no longer offers a special with a soda/drink with a slice and she's unhappy about that & they raised prices considerably the last time she was in.
The former Blondies at Rasputin Records in Concord has been ready to open for at least a year  and has " Now hiring " signs on the door but has remained shut for along time even after Rasputin's moved back to their old location after having been in the former Tower Records location on Willow Pass.

The owner of Blondie's and Fat Slice also owns Rasputin's.  He owns several of the other stores on Telegraph Avenue as well, although for those I'm not sure if he owns the shops, or just the buildings.

There's nothing special about the pizza, except it's cheap and they don't screw it up.  I've never quite understood people raving about it, there is plenty of better pizza around Berkeley.  I haven't had any Fat Slice/Blondie's for at least a couple years, how much is it now?

[Falkie2013]

The fat fuck has gone into hiding again in hopes we'll let it go.

Hey you lying POS, answer the question! Why does the DMV think you've had a stroke? Could it be you admitted to us while in line at the DMV an employee overheard you talking about your health problems? In the name of public safety that employee was obligated to report what you said and require a clearance from your doctor for you to drive.

You posted all about running your stupid fat mouth at the DMV causing your license to be suspended. You can't keep your fucking lies straight. And no senator is going to help some worthless slob on welfare get his license back.

It has absolutely NOTHING to do with my receiving benefits and you should KNOW it but chose to ignore facts.
If you reside in a Senatorial or Assembly district, that legislator represents RESIDENTS of that district and unlike YOU they make no distinction as to income or its source but are there to assist residents with problems they may have with state agencies and the DMV is a state agency in case you, Miss-Doesn't-Know-It-All, is aware of that FACT.
I went to them with my problem and they agreed to assist me with my problem.
Sorry if you chose to ignore that they can and will do that for any constituent, even clueless supposed self-proclaimed and dense DMV workers such as yourself.

[SredniVashtar]

Falkie, how long have you been on here? And you can still unerringly fuck up almost everything you do.

[Falkie2013]

The owner of Blondie's and Fat Slice also owns Rasputin's.  He owns several of the other shops on Telegraph Avenue as well, although for those I'm not sure if he owns the shops, or just the buildings.

I haven't had any of the pizza for at least a couple years, how much is it now?

Don't give a damn about YOUR opinions, either shreddy ...

I have not gone " into hiding " as Bellgab's 2nd most bitchy poster so wrongly asserts.

Hiding ?

Bullshit.

Perhaps she needs new trifocals to see my posts or videos, with 27 videos posted in the last week, NOT counting Kathy's and including us being both interviewed forvover 30 minutes on a radio talk show and being given a shoutout on Coast by both Peter Davenport and George Noiry.
Certainly screenshots can clearly be seen on recent pages showing me creating those videos.
Maybe her vision is as cloudy as her thought processes as well.

$4.95 for a slice but I am not certain of that since I have only been in the Berkeley location once to meet Kathy after I went to Top Dog.
And as to my DMV problem, the dispute remains. I have had too many things going on including illness, my Mother's death, dealing with Kathy in general and Kathy's eviction and other things as well.
We went for 2 - 1 year periods with NO car and it wasn't a priority but I didn't get the paperwork until over a tear ago or more because I no longer had a private doctor and some of the doctors at UCSF take forever to sign forms or a reluctant to do so when they are not aware of laws as it applies to driving as once happened with Kathy but that's another story.
It took me over 2 years to get my doctor to sign the paperwork and I had problems getting the forms because even though I made numerous requests for the forms in writing and n the phone, the Oakland medical office would not accept just a letter from my doctor as proof of no stroke, they wanted this very long form to be filled out once I finally received it.
I object on the grounds of principle, fairness to pay a fee and take a test for a suspension that should never have happened in the first place because a clerk mis heard something and reported erroneously to the DMV something that NEVER happened.
At the time I received the suspension, I had NO tickets or fines due that would hold up my license and my driving record was clear of anything wrong.

Nor will I be " hiding " when I appear at the UFO convention this weekend and do videos from there and post them for the world to see.

[PB the Deplorable]

... $4.95 for a slice but I am not certain of that...

Jesus, they can keep it at that price.

I may have had my last Fat Slice, I'd rather have Thai food or some pho anyway

[ONeill]

Even if only half of that is true, it's still one of the best Falkie stories ever.

Your inability to do anything right, even correctly quote the post you are referring to is what keeps us going.

What is the point of your videos, seriously? It's just you sitting there in front of a camera reading stories that someone else wrote. And really - with your mug and voice you could be cast as an orc in the Lord of the Rings without any make up. On top of that you can't even read what is on the screen properly half of the time. Who can blame a clerk with a responsible job for thinking you really had a fucking stroke and shouldn't drive a car.

[cosmic hobo]

I find it hilarious that in a post where you rant about the posters on BellGab being mentally challenged you can't even format the post correctly to not include your new post within the quoted part.

You did this not once but twice within the space of a few minutes. Surely you saw this right after your post was submitted but I guess it's hard to see out of your stroke eye.

[ONeill]

I find it hilarious that in a post where you rant about the posters on BellGab being mentally challenged you can't even format the post correctly to not include your new post within the quoted part.

You did this not once but twice within the space of a few minutes. Surely you saw this right after your post was submitted but I guess it's hard to see out of your stroke eye.

And the worst thing is that those tags that he fucked up are somehow propagating when you quote.

[cosmic hobo]

And the worst thing is that those tags that he fucked up are somehow propagating when you quote.

I call it a Falkie Fail, or Fail Whale, but at least my retardation wasn't too bad that I could not find a way around it.