The General Musings of Falkie2013 (George Senda, The Guy From Pittsburgh)

[Yorkshire pud]

"George, why ain't you making no more videos on youtube honey?"

"Quiet you stupid bitch, this is making me money. Now help Patty move my shit, I have to take a nap, I'm exhausted".

[DigitalPigSnuggler]

The Big Guy is around - just tired.  He'll be back soon.

"Tired"?  From what, taking naps all day?  Or is it from the Herculean task of keeping his home at a minimum level of cleanliness like, you know, every other fuckin person does.  This is as good as it gets?  Talk about a chronic underachiever.

[SixWeekTenure(tm)]

[DigitalPigSnuggler]

"Flintstone!!  Yooooooooooou're FIRED!!"

[chefist]

Ok, back to the thread...on page 13...I have all day to read it now...if I'm not heard from soon, please send the coroner...

[onan]

Ok, back to the thread...on page 13...I have all day to read it now...if I'm not heard from soon, please send the coroner...

Very few people swim in a sewer more than once. Kudos, Sir. Bravery or self loathing... Tough call.

[FightTheFuture]

Ok, back to the thread...on page 13...I have all day to read it now...if I'm not heard from soon, please send the coroner...

Or, more likely, we send this guy.

Just don't get out of the damn boat.

[chefist]

Very few people swim in a sewer more than once. Kudos, Sir. Bravery or self loathing... Tough call.

eh, got bored by page 20...I'm done...blame modern society for my short attention span...

[SixWeekTenure(tm)]

He needs written (emailed) approval from the "TV show's producers" to post here, or anywhere, now. He isn't allowed to discuss arts new show in any capacity nor is he allowed to be critical of Dave. Each post/video needs to be pre-approved  and he was cautioned about about shaking the tree too often as he could ruffle the wrong feathers and be dropped altogether.

In the hopes of making it big, he lost his voice, hobby and the means of providing himself with a very nominal source of supplemental income.

[DigitalPigSnuggler]

The next turn of the screw will be a demand to delete all YouTube content that slags off Noory or his associates.

Senda should change his YouTube site from "The Guy From Pittsburgh" to "George Noory's Rent Boy."

[Yorkshire pud]

The next turn of the screw will be a demand to delete all YouTube content that slags off Noory or his associates.

Senda should change his YouTube site from "The Guy From Pittsburgh" to "George Noory's Rent Boy."

Or "The guy who was made an offer he can't refuse" . I can't blame Noory at all. Senda hopefully will learn his lesson; namely be careful who he makes videos of and gratuously abuses. It might not go un-noticed.

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

Or "The guy who was made an offer he can't refuse" . I can't blame Noory at all. Senda hopefully will learn his lesson; namely be careful who he makes videos of and gratuously abuses. It might not go un-noticed.

Sir, you jest!  I refer you to the past 604 pages...

[SixWeekTenure(tm)]

[DigitalPigSnuggler]

Senda hopefully will learn his lesson

Senda thought he could join Bellgab and YouTube, shed his past and make a new start.  How did that work out for him, do you think?

Now imagine what happens if he appears on Noory's TV show.  One of the very first things anyone finds on the web about him is Bellgab.  All 600+ pages detailing his sordid past and current existence.  A Gabcast where he talks about having a broken peter and his sex life.  Links to his account on a sugar momma website where he's looking for a woman 18 to 65 to take care of him financially in exchange for sex.  Working grave shift in an adult video arcade with a sign asking people to wake him if they need help.  All of his fraudulent dealings with government handouts and assistance programs.  All of this will be rehashed, not forgotten.  Noory might forgive most of this stuff, because after all, Falkie's role on his show is to be the angry drunk dwarf, an object of scorn and pity, not anyone worth respecting.  But once the stuff comes out about Senda's abuse of woman and his barely disguised racism, Noory will throw him off the back of the sleigh faster than Senda scampering back to the buffet for another helping. 

No, Senda never learns, and he doesn't have the baud rate to think more than one move ahead.  Sort of puts all the kvetching his mother did about his lifestyle into perspective, doesn't it?

[Dateline]

I don't think I have read this angle.  Sure they may have filmed him on Skype, but there is still the edit process complete.  How many roles have ended up on the cutting room flow when the editing process is complete?

Well, Falkie, the pilot just ran too long to add all of the commercial and ad time.  We had to cut a few minutes from the pilot, and you just had to be cut, but we'll make it up to you.  Just remember the iron clad agreement you signed and you will not have men in black visiting you apartment door.  We'll e-mail you the cut minutes of your speech, and you can watch it in isolation as we have  your creativity under lock and key.

[PB the Deplorable]

I was thinking that... But did they tell people where to show up?  Did they actually rent a studio and have an audience?  Are there even facebook posts of (legitimate) people saying that they attended the taping of some new, great show hosted by fumblegums?


I am really wondering if this was just a really easy way to keep somebody quiet?  I suppose even if that is the case, $200 / 6 months is probably more than youtube will ever pay...

I wondered that a couple weeks ago as well.

Whenever Noory is trying to get some new piece of crap going, doesn't he talk about it incessantly?  Has he been doing that on Coast about this new 'TV pilot'?  Has he mentioned it?  (Note, I don't know the answers to this, not ever listening to the show and all)

[Dateline]

I posted previously he did do the pilot in St. Louis.  I know of people who were at the filming.

You know being a shadow rodent and all I scurry around a lot.

[Lilith]

Lookie, lookie   

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Etd6qBY07d8

[3OctaveFart]

YEAH!

[Who]

I posted previously he did do the pilot in St. Louis.  I know of people who were at the filming.

Masochists?

[Lilith]

.and live from Kathys Corner...........


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YUtU__HCcWQ


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A-d3qcaChzA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8J27qGpieLY

[area51drone]

When the going gets tough, Turncoat Patty walks runs away..

[ziznak]

http://bellgab.com/index.php?action=profile;area=showposts;u=3795

funny schtuff

[DigitalPigSnuggler]

Lookie, lookie   

"Bitches, EVIL bitches, hath been the spoil of me."

I note that 80% of Senda's last 50 videos have less than one hundred views.  About half of them have less than fifty views.  What's happening to the brand???

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

Lookie, lookie   

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Etd6qBY07d8

So Falkie is alive and well, spending all his money on a t-shirt no one can see which says 'Take that MV and Bellgab', a t-shirt which he will only wear once and immediately wipes his hands all over while complaining they are covered in residue from his pizza dinner.  It seems reports of Falkie's demise have been greatly exaggerated.

[Who]

I would love to hear Patty's side of this story.  She seems to be the only part of this trio to have any common sense.

[DigitalPigSnuggler]

So Falkie is alive and well, spending all his money on a t-shirt no one can see which says 'Take that MV and Bellgab', a t-shirt which he will only wear once and immediately wipes his hands all over while complaining they are covered in residue from his pizza dinner.  It seems reports of Falkie's demise have been greatly exaggerated.

All-you-can-eat lunch at Mountain Mike's.  I think I see the manager crying in the background.  Another fine dining establishment bankrupted by The Mad Buffet Rapers.

[Yorkshire pud]

The demented fool just keeps on and on...2:40 is crying out to make a giff.

[3OctaveFart]

Patty, if you're reading, do a video!

[Lilith]

  It seems reports of Falkie's demise have been greatly exaggerated.

Seems so....he appears alive and well to me