The General Musings of Falkie2013 (George Senda, The Guy From Pittsburgh)

[Open Lines Gerry]

Hey, Falkie - congratulations on 600 pages from your buddy, Ol' Gerry and the rest of BellGab!

[DigitalPigSnuggler]

Hey, Falkie - congratulations on 600 pages from your buddy, Ol' Gerry and the rest of BellGab!

[Open Lines Gerry]

Awww, come on, now!  If you go back to page 500, or 400, or 300, you're going to see a brief pause in recognition of the achievement.  Let's give the guy his due.  We can at least celebrate for a moment, and reflect on the good times before marching on towards 700 pages.  Have a great night, everybody!

[Jocko Johnson]

C'mon, George!  Are you going to take this?  Your supporters *know* you bow to no one, including Noory.  Come back and put these detractors in their place!  Give us another video, and strike them down!

He can't,  he's under orders from his boss.

[Jocko Johnson]

Thx. OLG speak for urself. Flackie is finished.

[DigitalPigSnuggler]

you're going to see a brief pause in recognition of the achievement. 

What achievement?  A round number of pages of criticism and contempt for the fat lazy fuck, written by others?  You're easily impressed.

[paladin1991]

Don't you recognize your mom's basement?
I did move things around, so it do look different.
She let me move in after i fucked her.

Hey!  Let's get off of moms, okay.  We all had to get off of your mom to come to this thread.  Mrs. Casio is tired though.

[sam]

Hey!  Let's get off of moms, okay.  We all had to get off of your mom to come to this thread.  Mrs. Casio is tired though.

casio has no mom.. he came from a egg.

[Open Lines Gerry]

casio has no mom.. he came from a egg.

Hey Sam, it's not to late for you to come over and join the Falkie supporters on this thread.  You're being attacked here - for what?  You don't need to agree with everything that George does.  You just need to believe that he can, and will, rise above his present condition and circumstances.  Ol' Gerry questioned your photo earlier, but didn't attack you.  You should be united with Falkie as you're both targets of the disdain of others.  I'm sure George would welcome your support if you'd open your heart to him, and side against these detractors who have openly sided against you.  Think about it.

[DigitalPigSnuggler]

Hey Sam, it's not to late for you to come over and join the Falkie supporters on this thread.  You're being attacked here - for what?  You don't need to agree with everything that George does.  You just need to believe that he can, and will, rise above his present condition and circumstances.  Ol' Gerry questioned your photo earlier, but didn't attack you.  You should be united with Falkie as you're both targets of the disdain of others.  I'm sure George would welcome your support if you'd open your heart to him, and side against these detractors who have openly sided against you.  Think about it.

[Royal_Tenenbaum]

YAY 600 pages of human misery and arguing! Ya did it! Time to delete thread and start again.

[ONeill]

[ONeill]

For some reason this thread is much more entertaining without Falkie.

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

Falkie's been missing 3 1/2 days.  I hope someone checked his apartment.

[Yorkshire pud]

Falkie's been missing 3 1/2 days.  I hope someone checked his apartment.

Just a case of sifting through various dumpit sites. Process of elimination.

[Who]

Falkie's been missing 3 1/2 days.  I hope someone checked his apartment.

It would take archaeologists months or years sifting through the tons of debris in Falkie's apartment to find any trace of him.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_WDt51RrdCA

[DigitalPigSnuggler]

Falkie's been missing 3 1/2 days.  I hope someone checked his apartment.

Found him

"Stacks of boxes blocked firefighters from bringing rescue equipment up to the man's apartment, prompting them to cut a way out through the wall. The narrowness of the space in some places added to their difficulty, authorities said.

"From what I'm told stuff was stacked to the ceiling in most of the rooms" on the second floor, Krieger told the paper.

The second floor of the wood-frame home was condemned by the town after the rescue, Krieger said. Officials deemed it unfit for human occupancy because of what he called hoarding."

http://usnews.nbcnews.com/_news/2012/01/20/10199486-firefighters-cut-through-homes-wall-to-rescue-obese-man?lite

[SixWeekTenure(tm)]

[paladin1991]

Just a case of sifting through various dumpit sites. Process of elimination.

OLG has phone numbers.  He should call and make sure the Bulkie One is not bloating in death in his hovel. 



Where's that exploding whale?

[Open Lines Gerry]

OLG has phone numbers.  He should call and make sure the Bulkie One is not bloating in death in his hovel. 

Where's that exploding whale?

I actually don't have George's phone number.  I spoke with him the one time, and then he changed it.  I can't recall if Drone even has it anymore as George was worried about his privacy.  The Big Guy is around - just tired.  He'll be back soon.

[paladin1991]

I actually don't have George's phone number.  I spoke with him the one time, and then he changed it.  I can't recall if Drone even has it anymore as George was worried about his privacy.  The Big Guy is around - just tired.  He'll be back soon.

You know, it would be a damn shame if he took the dirt nap before he began my rehab PT program.  I keep trying to PM the details but he blocked me.

He could loose an easy 10 lbs his first month.  Then an even easier 5 lbs a month for the next year.  That would be a whopping 65 lbs in a year.  He would be able to breathe easier and probably make it to 70.

[DigitalPigSnuggler]

You know, it would be a damn shame if he took the dirt nap before he began my rehab PT program.  I keep trying to PM the details but he blocked me.

He could loose an easy 10 lbs his first month.  Then an even easier 5 lbs a month for the next year.  That would be a whopping 65 lbs in a year.  He would be able to breathe easier and probably make it to 70.

He could lose a significant amount of weight simply by eating a normal number of calories per day, from foods that don't come out of a Carl's Jr. bag.

[paladin1991]

He could lose a significant amount of weight simply by eating a normal number of calories per day, from foods that don't come out of a Carl's Jr. bag.

Right-O.  But he has got to move to burn max calories.  His body is a wreck, that's why I believe my rehab PT program is a  must.  The PT is for Physical Training.  I don't do therapy.  That's for Beta males. You know, so that they can 'relate'  'get that' and 'kumbaya.'  Alpha males don't care if you can relate or get it or play kumbaya on your kids Recorder.

They just do......and do not fear failing.  They continue against the 'odds.' Failing is just the seasoning for the final victory. 
   
I'd like to impart that on the Fat One.  It hurts.  No shit.  But pain is just weakness leaving the body.  The Fat One, if he dares, will feel pain.  And he will work through it and be better for it.   He has got to move, to stand where he is? Is to die

[SredniVashtar]

Right-O.  But he has got to move to burn max calories.  His body is a wreck, that's why I believe my rehab PT program is a  must.  The PT is for Physical Training.  I don't do therapy.  That's for Beta males. You know, so that they can 'relate'  'get that' and 'kumbaya.'  Alpha males don't care if you can relate or get it or play kumbaya on your kids Recorder.

They just do......and do not fear failing.  They continue against the 'odds.' Failing is just the seasoning for the final victory. 
   
I'd like to impart that on the Fat One.  It hurts.  No shit.  But pain is just weakness leaving the body.  The Fat One, if he dares, will feel pain.  And he will work through it and be better for it.   He has got to move, to stand where he is? Is to die

I think Falkie's natural inclination is for PX rather than PT. I should think it would be a matter of minutes before you started to call him Gomer Pyle. Just remember how that turned out and keep him away from firearms.

[Roswells, Art]

I just want to thank George Noory for all he's done for this here thread.

[DigitalPigSnuggler]

"GEORGE!"  ***choke***  "You promised you weren't going to do that!!"

[Yorkshire pud]

"GEORGE!"  ***choke***  "You promised you weren't going to do that!!"

Live the dream bitch.

[Roswells, Art]

Live the dream bitch.

Up stakes and back to the pavilion, eh old boy?

[Yorkshire pud]

Up stakes and back to the pavilion, eh old boy?

Not yet. One more over. Pleeeeeeaaaaasssse.

[Roswells, Art]

Not yet. One more over. Pleeeeeeaaaaasssse.

haha, I don't follow cricket, all I know about it I learned in The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy. I meant it as a more general term of this thread is done. I should have said 'stumps' though not 'stakes. Anyway, good luck with it.