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The General Musings of Falkie2013 (George Senda, The Guy From Pittsburgh)

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Quote from: Falkie2013 on July 10, 2015, 12:38:05 PM

I have YOU blocked because of your continual history of insulting me at every turn. And I can't accept your " offers of help " that I have never seen.
I fell off the UHaul truck on Wednesday and landed on my bad knees ( again ) so doing exercise for now is out of the question, but I am disinclined to accept
" help " from someone who can only communicate with me by way of insulting me.


IF you are capable (which I sincerely doubt ) of dealing with ME as you would with any other person in a respectful manner with any proposal, send it to drone and he can forward to me in an email and I will consider it.
While driving to Sacramento ( and I was not driving ) we saw a gym that had $ 10 memberships. But ... in the past I had joined 24 hour fitness and got absolutely no help in learning how to use the equipment.
IF you're so enamored to help me, contact me, show up at my door and Kathy will drive me to the gym. YOU pay for it ( because this latest move has financially broken both of us for the month ) and I will join the gym, you be my trainer and I will work out. But diet is also a consideration and given your past history, I don't see you paying for fruits and veggies.
Of course, I could be wrong, but I doubt it.
Everyone KNOWS where I PHYSICALLY reside but IF you can't find out, ask Paperboy to tell you. He's been IN my apartment.
Just knock first and announce yourself as a nude Kathy is sleeping next to me and kindly not before noon. We are NOT morning persons.
Please don't give me any crap that I am asking YOU for money. If you want to help me, then YOU take the steps to give the help.
Otherwise its just hot air and empty platitudes designed to make you look like a " good " guy.


Oh, thank Drone for the Patty Poison idea and OLG for doing the work.


The next step is yours.

Geez, maybe he can do the workout for you too.

Yorkshire pud

Quote from: Falkie2013 on July 10, 2015, 12:38:05 PM

I have YOU blocked because of your continual history of insulting me at every turn. And I can't accept your " offers of help " that I have never seen.
I fell off the UHaul truck on Wednesday and landed on my bad knees ( again ) so doing exercise for now is out of the question, but I am disinclined to accept
" help " from someone who can only communicate with me by way of insulting me.


IF you are capable (which I sincerely doubt ) of dealing with ME as you would with any other person in a respectful manner with any proposal, send it to drone and he can forward to me in an email and I will consider it.
While driving to Sacramento ( and I was not driving ) we saw a gym that had $ 10 memberships. But ... in the past I had joined 24 hour fitness and got absolutely no help in learning how to use the equipment.
IF you're so enamored to help me, contact me, show up at my door and Kathy will drive me to the gym. YOU pay for it ( because this latest move has financially broken both of us for the month ) and I will join the gym, you be my trainer and I will work out. But diet is also a consideration and given your past history, I don't see you paying for fruits and veggies.
Of course, I could be wrong, but I doubt it.
Everyone KNOWS where I PHYSICALLY reside but IF you can't find out, ask Paperboy to tell you. He's been IN my apartment.
Just knock first and announce yourself as a nude Kathy is sleeping next to me and kindly not before noon. We are NOT morning persons.
Please don't give me any crap that I am asking YOU for money. If you want to help me, then YOU take the steps to give the help.
Otherwise its just hot air and empty platitudes designed to make you look like a " good " guy.


Oh, thank Drone for the Patty Poison idea and OLG for doing the work.


The next step is yours.


Oh God are you going to feel pain. More than you've ever known. The knee? Mere discomfort.

Quote from: Falkie2013 on July 10, 2015, 12:38:05 PM
Just knock first and announce yourself as a nude Kathy is sleeping next to me and kindly not before noon.


SredniVashtar

Quote from: Falkie2013 on July 10, 2015, 12:38:05 PM


Everyone KNOWS where I PHYSICALLY reside but IF you can't find out, ask Paperboy to tell you. He's been IN my apartment.
Just knock first and announce yourself as a nude Kathy is sleeping next to me and kindly not before noon. We are NOT morning persons.


Just ponder that delicious image, BellGabbers, as you contemplate what to have for dinner this evening.

And don't call on him before noon. What are you, some kind of asshole!!?

Roswells, Art

Quote from: Falkie2013 on July 10, 2015, 12:38:05 PM

I have YOU blocked because of your continual history of insulting me at every turn. And I can't accept your " offers of help " that I have never seen.
I fell off the UHaul truck on Wednesday and landed on my bad knees ( again ) so doing exercise for now is out of the question, but I am disinclined to accept
" help " from someone who can only communicate with me by way of insulting me.


IF you are capable (which I sincerely doubt ) of dealing with ME as you would with any other person in a respectful manner with any proposal, send it to drone and he can forward to me in an email and I will consider it.
While driving to Sacramento ( and I was not driving ) we saw a gym that had $ 10 memberships. But ... in the past I had joined 24 hour fitness and got absolutely no help in learning how to use the equipment.
IF you're so enamored to help me, contact me, show up at my door and Kathy will drive me to the gym. YOU pay for it ( because this latest move has financially broken both of us for the month ) and I will join the gym, you be my trainer and I will work out. But diet is also a consideration and given your past history, I don't see you paying for fruits and veggies.
Of course, I could be wrong, but I doubt it.
Everyone KNOWS where I PHYSICALLY reside but IF you can't find out, ask Paperboy to tell you. He's been IN my apartment.
Just knock first and announce yourself as a nude Kathy is sleeping next to me and kindly not before noon. We are NOT morning persons.
Please don't give me any crap that I am asking YOU for money. If you want to help me, then YOU take the steps to give the help.
Otherwise its just hot air and empty platitudes designed to make you look like a " good " guy.


Oh, thank Drone for the Patty Poison idea and OLG for doing the work.


The next step is yours.

It is really amazing how unembarrassed you are at asking for money. What is up with that?

Yorkshire pud

Quote from: Open Lines Gerry on July 10, 2015, 12:40:08 PM
Are you some kind of misogynist?  What do you have against women, Who?  Are you saying Patty couldn't have a female attorney?  I guess women aren't smart enough to practice law in your estimation.


Your facetiousness hasn't gone un-noticed. But you accept it's defamatory to Patty? Her crime? She fell out with her downtrodden friend because of her vile lazy 'boyfriend'?

Who

Quote from: Falkie2013 on July 10, 2015, 12:38:05 PM
Everyone KNOWS where I PHYSICALLY reside but IF you can't find out, ask Paperboy to tell you. He's been IN my apartment.

Yeah, that's one of your more brilliant moves, Senda.  You are the only person on Planet Earth stupid enough to post videos and comments online using your real name.  And then you give the world your physical address.  The English language doesn't have words to adequately describe your stupidity.

Quote from: Falkie2013 on July 10, 2015, 12:38:05 PM
Just knock first and announce yourself as a nude Kathy is sleeping next to me and kindly not before noon.

Thank you for that mental image, Senda.

Quote from: Falkie2013 on July 10, 2015, 12:38:05 PM
We are NOT morning persons.
Of course you aren't.  Work often requires a person to get up early in the morning and we know what you think of working. 

Quote from: Yorkshire pud on July 10, 2015, 12:50:14 PM

Your facetiousness hasn't gone un-noticed. But you accept it's defamatory to Patty? Her crime? She fell out with her downtrodden friend because of her vile lazy 'boyfriend'?

This is the kind of questioning that George receives, post after post, every damn day.  As Rush says, I'm illustrating the absurd by being absurd.  One little word is jumped on - and then BAM - Falkie's hit again!

(Retracted):  It's just not right how they go after George that way!!!   >:( >:( :'( :'( :'( :o

paladin1991

Quote from: Open Lines Gerry on July 10, 2015, 12:11:33 PM
Hey George, I would recommend to Kathy that she end her movie reviews with some sort of rating - like on a 5-point scale or a 10-point scale.  That would make it easier for those of us who go by these reviews to make more informed decisions on whether we should see the movie or not.  The commentary helps, but a rating would be the icing on the cake.

Nice work, Kathy - your reviews are appreciated!
How about a 5 Mayo jar scale?  Sweet Kath could coat the number of fingers that would be representative of the mayo jars and then, while staring intently into the camera, slowly lick and suck the mayo off of her fingers.  She could then get to the last finger, utter an 'MMMMMMM' and give a final comment and then the camera could do a slow dissolve as finishes off the last digit.

Quote from: paladin1991 on July 10, 2015, 10:09:34 AM
He might die if he pushes too hard.

I believe that's the same reason he uses to avoid doing anything resembling work.

SredniVashtar

Quote from: Open Lines Gerry on July 10, 2015, 12:53:25 PM
This is the kind of questioning that George receives, post after post, every damn day.  As Rush says, I'm illustrating the absurd by being absurd.  One little word is jumped on - and then BAM - Falkie's hit again!

(Retracted):  It's just not right how they go after George that way!!!   >:( >:( :'( :'( :'( :o

Very Socratic of you. I never knew Rush was as deep as that, estimable band as they are.

I don't think you can take Falkie's side when he does all this to himself, opening his big fat mouth and planting his flat foot in it every time with another few sentences of self-pity and ingratitude.

Quote from: Yorkshire pud on July 10, 2015, 12:50:14 PM

Your facetiousness hasn't gone un-noticed. But you accept it's defamatory to Patty? Her crime? She fell out with her downtrodden friend because of her vile lazy 'boyfriend'?

Forgot to reply to this part - No, I do not accept that it's defamatory to Patty.  She did some unspeakable act in the past, and then whatever went on during the move was the final straw.  Kathy talked about it in her video, and other details remain to be revealed.  If George says that Patty has betrayed them, then I believe him, and Patty has received what she had coming to her - with more to follow!

Yorkshire pud

Quote from: SredniVashtar on July 10, 2015, 12:47:51 PM
Just ponder that delicious image, BellGabbers, as you contemplate what to have for dinner this evening.

And don't call on him before noon. What are you, some kind of asshole!!?


I skipped over that line and you reminded me; deliberately. That's a Yorker straight to the nads sans box... It's the only way.

Quote from: SredniVashtar on July 10, 2015, 12:56:36 PM
I don't think you can take Falkie's side when he does all this to himself, opening his big fat mouth and planting his flat foot in it every time with another few sentences of self-pity and ingratitude.

Ol' Gerry stands by his friend.  George is very transparent regarding what he believes, and what the facts are regarding both past and present circumstances.  He should be commended for his openness and honesty with all of us.

Yorkshire pud

Quote from: Open Lines Gerry on July 10, 2015, 12:53:25 PM
This is the kind of questioning that George receives, post after post, every damn day.  As Rush says, I'm illustrating the absurd by being absurd.  One little word is jumped on - and then BAM - Falkie's hit again!

(Retracted):  It's just not right how they go after George that way!!!   >:( >:( :'( :'( :'( :o


Say again? Are you agreeing Patty has been defamed or not?

Quote from: Open Lines Gerry on July 10, 2015, 11:30:08 AM
As requested, here is the video cover for "Patty's Portion."

I will forward this to George for use in upcoming videos.



This really goes over the line, even for a Falkie enabler.

Quote from: Falkie2013 on July 10, 2015, 12:38:05 PM
If you want to help me, then YOU take the steps to give the help.

Jesus wept.  He actually believes that.

And to all the people who jumped on my shit about "bullying poor harmless ol' Falkie" when I first got here: who's your daddy?

Yorkshire pud

Quote from: paladin1991 on July 10, 2015, 12:55:33 PM
How about a 5 Mayo jar scale?  Sweet Kath could coat the number of fingers that would be representative of the mayo jars and then, while staring intently into the camera, slowly lick and suck the mayo off of her fingers.  She could then get to the last finger, utter an 'MMMMMMM' and give a final comment and then the camera could do a slow dissolve as finishes off the last digit.


Jeeze man, you just know which buttons to press don't you? I need to go to get a shower....Ahem.

SredniVashtar

Quote from: Yorkshire pud on July 10, 2015, 12:59:30 PM

I skipped over that line and you reminded me; deliberately. That's a Yorker straight to the nads sans box... It's the only way.

It would be a very badly directed yorker if that was the case. More of a full toss, I'd say. Which is quite apt given that we are on the Falkie thread, who is a full  tosser if ever there was one.

Yorkshire pud

Quote from: Open Lines Gerry on July 10, 2015, 12:56:46 PM
Forgot to reply to this part - No, I do not accept that it's defamatory to Patty.  She did some unspeakable act in the past,

Allegedly. We all know Senda's grasp of the truth...somewhat tenuous at best. And so what? No-ones business, least of all us. Certainly not Senda's to post on the net. He might want to spread each and every spore of his bacteria, but it doesn't mean anyone else does.
But you know that, you're just trolling.

Quote
and then whatever went on during the move was the final straw.  Kathy talked about it in her video, and other details remain to be revealed.  If George says that Patty has betrayed them, then I believe him, and Patty has received what she had coming to her - with more to follow!

Course you do; you also believe Santa comes down the chimney on December 24th and unicorns live in the magic glade.

Quote from: Georgie For President 2216 on July 10, 2015, 01:02:12 PM
This really goes over the line, even for a Falkie enabler.

You're free to submit your own artwork if you don't approve of this particular one.  I'm sure George would appreciate having a few options to choose from.  Please share your version if you make one.

Yorkshire pud

Quote from: SredniVashtar on July 10, 2015, 01:03:28 PM
It would be a very badly directed yorker if that was the case. More of a full toss, I'd say. Which is quite apt given that we are on the Falkie thread, who is a full  tosser if ever there was one.

True; I typed the wrong thing, I blame my handle.  :-[

Quote from: Open Lines Gerry on July 10, 2015, 01:10:02 PM
I'm sure George would appreciate having a few options to choose from.

Bullshit.  Fatso doesn't appreciate fuck all of HIS work that OTHER people do for him.  He's a selfish, narcissistic fucknozzle.

ziznak

quick stock tip...

falkie animated gifs are up 10 pts!

Roswells, Art

Quote from: DigitalPigSnuggler on July 10, 2015, 01:02:33 PM
Jesus wept.  He actually believes that.

And to all the people who jumped on my shit about "bullying poor harmless ol' Falkie" when I first got here: who's your daddy?

yeah, what the fucking hell? Where is bateman? We could really use a gif about now. lol

SredniVashtar

Quote from: DigitalPigSnuggler on July 10, 2015, 01:17:09 PM
Bullshit.  Fatso doesn't appreciate fuck all of HIS work that OTHER people do for him.  He's a selfish, narcissistic fucknozzle.

I fear you have been stealing all your best lines from Falkie's mother.


Quote from: Open Lines Gerry on July 10, 2015, 01:10:02 PM
You're free to submit your own artwork if you don't approve of this particular one.  I'm sure George would appreciate having a few options to choose from.  Please share your version if you make one.

Falkie's fair game.  He posts all his dirty laundry here and has a habit of viciously attacking people in a very public manner.  Patty is a private individual who busted her ass for Falkie and Kathy, and is now being demonized because she had enough and wouldn't give her first born to the great moocher.  I'm not going to make graphics so I can help Falkie screw with the life of someone I don't even know.  If you're making a point about how Falkie is treated, is it really appropriate to involve an innocent victim?

paladin1991

Quote from: Falkie2013 on July 10, 2015, 12:38:05 PM

I have YOU blocked because of your continual history of insulting me at every turn. And I can't accept your " offers of help " that I have never seen.
I fell off the UHaul truck on Wednesday and landed on my bad knees ( again ) so doing exercise for now is out of the question, but I am disinclined to accept
" help " from someone who can only communicate with me by way of insulting me.


IF you are capable (which I sincerely doubt ) of dealing with ME as you would with any other person in a respectful manner with any proposal, send it to drone and he can forward to me in an email and I will consider it.
While driving to Sacramento ( and I was not driving ) we saw a gym that had $ 10 memberships. But ... in the past I had joined 24 hour fitness and got absolutely no help in learning how to use the equipment.
IF you're so enamored to help me, contact me, show up at my door and Kathy will drive me to the gym. YOU pay for it ( because this latest move has financially broken both of us for the month ) and I will join the gym, you be my trainer and I will work out. But diet is also a consideration and given your past history, I don't see you paying for fruits and veggies.
Of course, I could be wrong, but I doubt it.
Everyone KNOWS where I PHYSICALLY reside but IF you can't find out, ask Paperboy to tell you. He's been IN my apartment.
Just knock first and announce yourself as a nude Kathy is sleeping next to me and kindly not before noon. We are NOT morning persons.
Please don't give me any crap that I am asking YOU for money. If you want to help me, then YOU take the steps to give the help.
Otherwise its just hot air and empty platitudes designed to make you look like a " good " guy.


Oh, thank Drone for the Patty Poison idea and OLG for doing the work.


The next step is yours.
If you fell off the truck, I'm gonna guess that you lost your balance and weren't able to 'recover' and save yourself fm injury.  If that's the case, it is because you are morbidly obese.  Your center of mass has changed but your body still remembers what it used to have as a center of mass and is unable to apply the old physical reality to your current physical reality. 

How about I try 'dealing with you' like a man, instead of the whiny bitch you come off as?  I will be direct and to the point and no bull shit. 

24hr fitness and the machines.  You don't need a membership.  You don't need machines.  Maybe later, but right now, you need a program that you can complete.  Not one that's gonna break you down to the point where you can't do the next days workout.  You don't need the add'l financial outlay.
 
Pay for your membership?  You're fucking high.  You went to Cinnabon the last time I contributed money to Kath.  But that's in the past.  You will NOT join a gym.  I will NOT train you.  YOU will train yourself.  I will only encourage you and advise.  On training and diet.  Remember, advice is freely given, you can use, adapt or refuse it.

I am not enamored with you.  I see someone is fucked up and has expressed a desire to be unfucked.  I can respect that.  I would not impress Kath into my service.  She is carrying a load and a half right now with her own needs and the mutual support that you proclaim exists.

You will buy your fruits and veggies.  Do you want to go vegetarian for this?  If you are not veg now, it will be difficult to maintain that lifestyle while you are reconstructing yourself.  I would advise that you move slowly in that direction.

Not a morning person?  No problem.  But after a couple of weeks you might find yourself getting up before noon.  You won't be able to help it.  You will have more energy than you do now.

I will work this up and fwd through Drone.  The next step is not mine, it's yours.  You will have to start moving your body.  Motion is life.  time to start moving.

Pls PM your full list of ailments.  This is an adaptive program. 

Roswells, Art

Quote from: Georgie For President 2216 on July 10, 2015, 01:24:35 PM
Falkie's fair game.  He posts all his dirty laundry here and has a habit of viciously attacking people in a very public manner.  Patty is a private individual who busted her ass for Falkie and Kathy, and is now being demonized because she had enough and wouldn't give her first born to the great moocher.  I'm not going to make graphics so I can help Falkie screw with the life of someone I don't even know.  If you're making a point about how Falkie is treated, is it really appropriate to involve an innocent victim?

Yeah, as I mentioned earlier she's the only one unfortunately connected to Falkie that doesn't want to be a part of his village idiot show. If falkie had an character at all (hahaha) he would stop mentioning her.

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