The General Musings of Falkie2013 (George Senda, The Guy From Pittsburgh)

[b_dubb]

What would they get, a pile of UFO books?

I was going to try and resist but this is too easy.


Jar of mayonnaise?

[paladin1991]

What would they get, a pile of UFO books?

Hmmm, maybe Felchie's collection of his future children in mayo jars kept in the fridge?

Investigator (opening fridge):  "What the....?"

At the creak of the fridge door opening, Felchie spins around, ''NO!" He gasps.

Investigator  pulling out a jar of mayo fm the dozens in the fridge, "What is this a mayo collection? "  Shakes a jar, confused at the slight sloshing it makes.  "Looks more like yogurt."

Felchie, out of his fucking lunatic mind now, "LEAVE MY CHILDREN ALONE YOU BASTARD!"

Startled, then sickened, the investigator drops the jar.  It shatters and splooges Felchies seed all over the floor.

Felchie, both eyes suddenly wide open, "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!"  He throws himself onto the mess crying and sobbing, "It's alright daddy's here.  He'll get you another jar, babies. "  Babbling to himself, Felch suddenly glares madly up at the investigators, "STOP PUKING ON MY KIDS AND GET ME A JAR, A SPONGE AND A TURKEY BASTER.  STAT!"

[coaster]

So Falkie is coast to coast's news source huh? I wonder what that has to do with skype. You think Noory will let him do the news stories on air. Can you imagine the amount of complaints there will be if Falkie's gravely, belchy voice were to go over the air? All 10 of coast's listeners would complain. I mean, it honestly sounds like Falkie is struggling to take a shit when he talks.

[HorrorRetro]

So Falkie is coast to coast's news source huh?

This just illustrates how far the show has fallen. It's been really bad for a decade now, but this is a new low. It's utterly embarrassing.   

[LadyFish]

Points off for paying attention

Thanks for only taking points off & not reporting me!

When is this thread getting back on track to the informercials?

[coaster]

Woopeeedooooooo..... 169? Incredible. Do all these subscribers have an ability to think, critically or otherwise? How many do you know? Roughly? 

I love when Falkie rubs his number of subscribers in our faces. He honestly thinks that low a number is some huge achievement. I've gained over a hundred subscribers in a month's time on my main youtube account, with only nine videos, and I haven't uploaded a video in nearly two years. What does that say about Falkie's video content? It sucks.
He has 450 videos. 169 subs. I'd be embarrassed if I were him. He doesnt even realize three of those subs of his are three of my old youtube accounts. Dipshit.

[SnapT]

Falkie's video promoted by George Noory on 500+ stations: 108 views

My shitty video about C2C promoting Falkie's video: 223 views

THE POWER OF A PLUG FROM GEORGE NOORY!

Maybe if Falkie's video had a better title, like....

MYSTERY BANKER DEATHS! | The Guy From Pittsburgh (tm) Episode #444

...it would've gotten more views.  Because he still makes the topic of the video secondary in the title, and there's nothing in the thumbnail to even suggest what the topic is.

[Chocolate coated jackboot]

why does every video title have three exclamation marks

[Daggit]

I guess you can't teach a dumb fuck new tricks.

[nooryisawesome]

Well congrats on getting a plug on coast Falkie. Too bad it's not going to make you millions.
Probably would have helped if Dave would have gotten the special report linked on the main website.

You or Kathy can still pickup a part time job working 15 or so hours. I hear they are designed to make money.

[PathoJen]

Now we'll see the true power of a radio plug from Noory, as Falkie's banker suicide video skyrockets in views.
http://youtu.be/ZT4QNrwBRwA

If I recall, Falkie's "Art bell quits dark matter" video got almost 4,000 views, twice what the Noory interview received. Did anyone actually hear this so called shout out? was it on the radio? On C2C? Wow.

[PathoJen]

Wait no longer, here's Noory's Falkie plug...
http://youtu.be/EwfiTKbkQTQ

Woah!!!!!!!!!!!! Falkie titles his videos in such a way that you can't tell what the video is about unless you actually click it. You can't tell what it is from the thumbnail., so it's a hassle.

[PathoJen]

Awesome he's wearing an Art Bell shirt. Win!

[twiki]

Woah!!!!!!!!!!!! Falkie titles his videos in such a way that you can't tell what the video is about unless you actually click it. You can't tell what it is from the thumbnail., so it's a hassle.

If I have to make one criticism of this lad (I could make many more but I'll remain civil) it's this.

This chap will never amount to anything in the world of You Tube if he continues to structure the episode titles the way he does. In thumbnail view you cannot tell what the video is about and because he uses his ugly mug as the thumbnail, usually in some ridiculous mid sentence, mouth agape pose, no one is going to click on it.

In this day and age of impatience and people wanting stuff on demand, nobody is going to click on something they have no idea what it is. Sorry big fella but you aint gonna amount to nothing if you don't take advice.

[twiki]

Awesome he's wearing an Art Bell shirt. Win!

Is the Art Bell shirt ironic?

I thought the big fella hated Art Bell and vice versa.

Didn't Art's new co-host accuse him of being a Davebot?

[Yorkshire pud]

why does every video title have three exclamation marks

Which brings us to the habit he has of sticking (tm) at the end of his name in the deluded belief it somehow bestows it witb magical properties. This is after he was told several times it doesn't make his name trademarked, yet he still be does it. I'd love to see him try and sue  anyone he thought had used it without permission.

[Yorkshire pud]

I did the banker video

Did you know (course you didn't, what am I saying?) That suicides in the financial services (Which includes, but not exclusively bankers) is number five in the top ten of suicides by profession. Behind (in order) Medical doctors, dentists, police officers and Veterinarians.  Why don't you do a video about those?

Naaa, Senda-investigates doesn't deal with context....

On the subject of the TM symbol..

http://howconceptual.com/tm-symbol/

[Yorkshire pud]

Is the Art Bell shirt ironic?

I thought the big fella hated Art Bell and vice versa.

Didn't Art's new co-host accuse him of being a Davebot?

Senda is wearing the Art Bell t shirt to remind Bell (if he ever has the misfortune to watch the video) what a prime opportunity he passed up by choosing Redacted over Senda. Naturally Senda won't say anything too defamatory about Bell in the meantime because he still holds the hope that Bell will see the error of his ways. However, when the cold callous reality dawns on the thick fuck, he'll post a video (rib cage, tee shirt with dribbled food down the front and skid marks from the undefrosted uncooked double chicken gluttonfest, willing) about what a bastard Bell is; how Noory (Yes, the despised and 'troll' 'knows nothing' Noory who bought Senda's glasses, Noory) is and always has been the supreme broadcaster. Thereupon great rants of derision and bile will spill out directed at both Bell and Redacted.

But they'll have learned their lesson, oh yes! Don't cross the Sendamemoney; he has the support of 159 subscribers, some of whom may have a pulse.

[3OctaveFart]

Well congrats on getting a plug on coast Falkie. Too bad it's not going to make you millions.
Probably would have helped if Dave would have gotten the special report linked on the main website.

You or Kathy can still pickup a part time job working 15 or so hours. I hear they are designed to make money.

Kathy ought to be working a one-day-a-week job. At least Senda is trying to create income.

[Yorkshire pud]

Kathy ought to be working a one-day-a-week job. At least Senda is trying to create income.

[onan]

Kathy ought to be working a one-day-a-week job. At least Senda is trying to create income.

This is where blowing sunshine up someone's ass is detrimental. Faulty would have been much better served getting a part time job and following his dream as a hobby. But rather than play in the real world, Faulty decided making laughably embarrassing videos was the better choice. Good work, all around guys.

[3OctaveFart]

I am not blowing sunshine up anyone's ass, mon ami. Not even Art's. I simply don't believe in it.
I think they both need to be working, period. It is the most direct solution to their problems.
The force is full of working seniors so age is no excuse.

[3OctaveFart]

He is trying. Pitifully hard at times, but harder than Kathy.
Or her friend.

[coaster]

this thread is dying, Falkie is on his last leg, so the trolls are trying to be the next Falkie. Good riddance to the bullshit.

[3OctaveFart]

So take a hike then, eh chief?
This is what I don't get- if something bores/angers you, why actively seek it?
I don't read the amorphous blob that is the Art Bell Thread, but I don't go on there to declare so.

[area51drone]

This is what I don't get- if something bores/angers you, why actively seek it?
I don't read the amorphous blob that is the Art Bell Thread, but I don't go on there to declare so.

Could you imagine if someone went into the Art thread and said "Why does this thread exist?  It's so boring and there's no point to it."   They would be attacked viciously.     This question has been asked pretty much since this thread began, and it's always the same.   Kind of like how they keep knocking Falkie and nothing changes.   There's no point into discussing it anymore, IMO.   They're hooked on Falkie, for better or worse and whether they want to admit it or not.    They probably wish the thread was locked/dead so they didn't feel like they have to satisfy their urge to look at it.

[3OctaveFart]

Quarter million clicks says enough.
Eighty-one thousand views the week of the Jorch video.
These numbers surely aren't lost on our great leader MV.
The thread about nothing = the most entertaining thread on the site.
I'll keep lunching here, thanks.

[Falkie2013]

Falkie's video promoted by George Noory on 500+ stations: 108 views

My shitty video about C2C promoting Falkie's video: 223 views

THE POWER OF A PLUG FROM GEORGE NOORY!

Maybe if Falkie's video had a better title, like....

MYSTERY BANKER DEATHS! | The Guy From Pittsburgh (tm) Episode #444

...it would've gotten more views.  Because he still makes the topic of the video secondary in the title, and there's nothing in the thumbnail to even suggest what the topic is.

OK, you produce the videos, smart one.
Titling system is fine the way it is. People FIND me out there from all the sites reposting my videos and through other means.

Name of channel IS The Guy From Pittsburgh ( tm ) or George Senda.
Not mystery banker deaths.

Noory mentioned that * I * did a video on those deaths as George Senda, the Guy From Pittsburgh ( tm ) not MYSTERY BANKER DEATHS ...
Though he did bring up the topic and then mentioned me.

I just clicked on the Jade Helm video and it says my handle, episode # and Jade Helm.
I then clicked on the banker video and it says the same, the beginning of mystery banker and this as the description immediately under the video as it plays, as I do for EVERY video.

Published on May 29, 2015
I talk about the spate of mysterious banker deaths in the last few years and the death of a Nobel prize winner and his wife in a car accident.

Now maybe it shows up differently on a pc or android or other tablet but I can see it quite clearly on my Mac.

Art Bell quitting Dark Matter video views 3,040 not 4,000.
I have consistently promoted Art on my channel except when he quit when I ( and presumably others ) got so mad about it.
I did do a couple of negative videos about it.
Even did one about Art calling Gabcast and created the Art Bell Cat ( not stupid scorpion ) Army.
I just wear the shirt because I want people to see a talk show host no one has ever heard of.
Yeah, right.
Cost me $ 32 to get that shirt made up and have even sold a couple.
My videos are in 59 playlists and I just broke a small earnings milestone as I moved up into a higher $ category in earnings.
#1 video is the King Human one followed by Noory interview. Art Bell quitting DM is third I think.


Wore my corrected conspiracy expert shirt last night. Got continually stopped by people who saw it and like it as we went through the streets of San Francisco and on Clement Street.
Took Kathy to Lovejoy's Tea Room on Church Street and she loved it.


As I have repeatedly said ( over and over ) there IS a description immediately under the video of the topic and the topic IS in the title. If * I * can clearly see it on all my devices, why can't you ?

Banker death video views at 217 overnight.
Noory interview now at 1647.
Pearl 449

And I am going to have a contest for subscribers. Giving away autographed copy of The Source. Best answer as to why you want book and why you love Art Bell, gets book sent to subscriber.

Got two new subscribers today. Now 173.
Jade Helm video finally up. And funny video on India and bird spy.

Bought heating pad yesterday. Injury in side much better though still hurts to cough.
Kathy coming over sometime today and will do Kathy's Korner video.
Back to bed. Got 2 hours of sleep Friday. Kathy came over and woke me up. Still tired.

[Yorkshire pud]

OK, you produce the videos, smart one.

Name of channel IS The Guy From Pittsburgh ( tm ) or George Senda.
Not mystery banker deaths.
Wore my corrected conspiracy expert shirt last night. Got continually stopped by people who saw it and like it as we went through the streets of San Francisco and on Clement Street.
Took Kathy to Lovejoy's Tea Room on Church Street and she loved it.


As I have repeatedly said ( over and over ) there IS a description immediately under the video of the topic and the topic IS in the title. If * I * can clearly see it on all my devices, why can't you ?

Oh WE can (but don't), but it isn't us you're throwing the line out for is it fat boy?

Banker death video views at 217 overnight.
Noory interview now at 1647.
Pearl 449

Wow!!!!!

And I am going to have a contest for subscribers. Giving away autographed copy of The Source. Best answer as to why you want book and why you love Art Bell, gets book sent to subscriber.

No expense spent eh?

Got two new subscribers today. Now 173.
Jade Helm video finally up.

Bought heating pad yesterday. Injury in side much better though still hurts to cough.
Kathy coming over sometime today and will do Kathy's Korner video.
Back to bed. Got 2 hours of sleep Friday. Kathy came over and woke me up. Still tired.

I bet she suffered for that eh, fat boy?

[Falkie2013]

Kathy ought to be working a one-day-a-week job. At least Senda is trying to create income.

The woman has her own health issues which preclude her from working and has been spending all day every day, except Sunday trying to find a place to live and packing the rest of the time. I took her out yesterday because she got screwed out of not just one but two apartments after being told she'd get at least one of them and felt really bad for her.

Cut the woman some slack.
In 17 days she becomes homeless even though she will be staying with me and is frantic over having lost her place to live.