The General Musings of Falkie2013 (George Senda, The Guy From Pittsburgh)

[paladin1991]

Quarter million clicks says enough.
Eighty-one thousand views the week of the Jorch video.
These numbers surely aren't lost on our great leader MV.
The thread about nothing = the most entertaining thread on the site.
I'll keep lunching here, thanks.

What did you have for lunch?

[area51drone]

The quote is from Falkie, not from me. The people interested can follow it to some posts from December and will find the answer. Be careful, this stuff is so heavy you may die laughing.

Apparently it's too hard to find.  Falkie needs to explain it himself so that it comes across the way he wants it to.

[Open Lines Gerry]

When art comes back no one will want to watch the train wreck that is that this thread. Neither Falkie or fake or real alcholism can stop that.

I referenced Rush Limbaugh yesterday.  People have told Rush that he'd have nothing to talk about, or that his show would die off, after this or that happened - different election results or whatever.  He always replies back that his show is event driven by the news of the day, and it doesn't matter which party is in power. 

The same holds true for Falkie.  Even when Art comes back, news events will still be happening, books will be read, and he'll have Art's show to comment on each day as well.  There will always be work for Falkie to do, and videos for him to post, so you can be guaran-damn-teed that he will still be relevant!  You won't stop coming to this thread!  You can't stop coming to this thread!  You can't stop posting to this thread!  If anything, the Falkie thread will be stronger than ever!

[paladin1991]

Bought heating pad yesterday. Injury in side much better though still hurts to cough.
Kathy coming over sometime today and will do Kathy's Korner video.
Back to bed. Got 2 hours of sleep Friday. Kathy came over and woke me up. Still tired.

Side still hurts?  Maybe it's not a soft tissue injury and it's bone cancer. 

You only got two hours sleep because Kathy came over.  Guess maybe when Drone and OLG called you 'Big Guy' they knew something the rest of us didn't.  How many jars of mayo does an all nighter use up?

[ONeill]

Apparently it's too hard to find.  Falkie needs to explain it himself so that it comes across the way he wants it to.

You are a total piece of shit:D

Are you and Falkie back together? I missed too many pages to go through this.

[3OctaveFart]

Pud, I'm going to hold you to your word. But I know you won't keep it.
Senda is a goal-oriented person; lopping off 10 pounds is a simple conquest.
He got the Dave interview after many trials, he can do this too.

[Yorkshire pud]

I referenced Rush Limbaugh yesterday.  People have told Rush that he'd have nothing to talk about, or that his show would die off, after this or that happened - different election results or whatever.  He always replies back that his show is event driven by the news of the day, and it doesn't matter which party is in power. 

The same holds true for Falkie.  Even when Art comes back, news events will still be happening, books will be read, and he'll have Art's show to comment on each day as well.  There will always be work for Falkie to do, and videos for him to post, so you can be guaran-damn-teed that he will still be relevant!  You won't stop coming to this thread!  You can't stop coming to this thread!  You can't stop posting to this thread!  If anything, the Falkie thread will be stronger than ever!

[paladin1991]

The woman has her own health issues which preclude her from working and has been spending all day every day, except Sunday trying to find a place to live and packing the rest of the time. I took her out yesterday because she got screwed out of not just one but two apartments after being told she'd get at least one of them and felt really bad for her.

Cut the woman some slack.
In 17 days she becomes homeless even though she will be staying with me and is frantic over having lost her place to live.

Tick Tock.  Tick Tock.  TickTock!

WTF?  Get off your ass fatboy and find that woman an apartment.  'I'm tired.  I'm sick.  I'm George fucking Sendamemoney.  Kath is on her own cuz I'm worthless and weak.  She has health issues but my minor BS is much more debilitating cuz I'm a gender correct only male.  Somebody send me some money!  That'll make it all better.....for me.'

I don't care if it kills you.  Get out there and find her an apartment. 

[Yorkshire pud]

Pud, I'm going to hold you to your word. But I know you won't keep it.
Senda is a goal-oriented person; lopping off 10 pounds is a simple conquest.
He got the Dave interview after many trials, he can do this too.

I'm a man of my word. I would be delighted to donate that $50 to charity, but I know he won't maintain it for at least 6 months. By no stretch was that cliff fall an interview. It was basically a rant at BG, interspersed with him talking about himself, and yelling at Noory and Tommy. Doesn't really count as an interview.

[Yorkshire pud]

Tick Tock.  Tick Tock.  TickTock!

WTF?  Get off your ass fatboy and find that woman an apartment.  'I'm tired.  I'm sick.  I'm George fucking Sendamemoney.  Kath is on her own cuz I'm worthless and weak.  She has health issues but my minor BS is much more debilitating cuz I'm a gender correct only male.  Somebody send me some money!  That'll make it all better.....for me.'

I don't care if it kills you.  Get out there and find her an apartment.

^^This

[paladin1991]

You folks know you can't quit this thread. It has a gravitational pull like no place on the whole damned Internet.

https://youtu.be/jwlYo8EYTWI

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

Last week I was attending a conference, on Thursday there was a gala dinner. The main course was salmon with mayonnaise dressing. It was supposedly delicious but I just couldn't enjoy it. Fuck you Falkie, you ruined it for me.

I guess I'm lucky.  I never liked mayonnaise in the first place.  If Falkie could go sparingly on his portions of mayonnaise or substitute something a bit healthier that would be a twenty pound loss right there.  From Falkie's postings he really loves his fatty foods.  He eats tuna and egg salad drenched in mayonnaise and thinks this it is healthy.  My mother was the same way, bless her soul.

[MV/Liberace!]

-- so an 'occasional' segment with (Redacted) has been passed on and on to where she is  the co-host, the side kick, and even possibly a  future wife .....

heh heh

[paladin1991]

Funny you should mention that.
Monetize ? Maybe.
A new video is going up and one just posted.
I address the idiots on here who say I HATE Art Bell and reward one of my lucky subscribers with a contest of sorts.

This......lucky.....subscriber.  Did he win a refilled jar of 'mayo.'

[Yorkshire pud]

This......lucky.....subscriber.  Did he win a refilled jar of 'mayo.'

You're a very very sick man; but I still love you in a very human way.

[paladin1991]

I have had diarrhea for the past 72 hours, no shit.
I have my  toilet seat engrained on my ass.
Took some pepto pismol but it did not stop it.
Going to the emergency room, but those Mexicans want free medical care, and here I came in first with my card, a medical card.  Why do they get to go first?  I was here first?
They did not know art bell but the said they would go to a jimmy church.

Now, for my next Youtube videos on my new channel Dateline to Endtimes, I will be performing exercises that even a Falkie can do in the living room.

For my second video, I will teach you how to stop drinking a case and take it to a six pack for those on this thread with drinking problems.

Well, for my third video, I will just drink to that?

Do you think I can do it!  Impersonate the big guy and do a Falkie!

It's missing .....it's missing.....I dunno.  A little ...... something.   I know, more maaaaaayoooo!

[area51drone]

You are a total piece of shit:D

Thanks!

I missed too many pages to go through this.

That's part of the point of him needing to explain it himself.

Are you and Falkie back together?

I'll let Falkie answer this.  As you can tell by recent posts, he was none too happy with me linking to the Unofficial George Senda fan site.

[paladin1991]

Oh my goodness ... I can't believe all the yaking and controversy about (Redacted).  (I see and understand the 'jealousy' aspect of certain individuals because they were not the 'chosen' one) ... but would they be carrying on if it was Bateman or MV who was asked to participate?   Perhaps a bit .. but not all these constant post,. WTF?  Is it a anti-female thing ... my gut kinda leans towards this way ....

LOL, personally, I think as PaperBoy states above ... Art announced that he is going to have (Redacted) on occasionally with open-lines -- so whats the big deal ?

This all reminds me of that 'telephone' game we used to play as kids .... when someone whispers something in your ear and you whisper to the next and etc. ...... and then the end person says out-loud when he 'thinks' he has heard
  -- so an 'occasional' segment with (Redacted) has been passed on and on to where she is  the co-host, the side kick, and even possibly a  future wife .....

Edit:  I'm very excited for July and the start of the show with Art and the occasional appearance of (Redacted) of BellGab ... how fortunate can we all be?     

The fat one hates women.  Period.  It's a mommy thing.  If anyone here amongst the AB faithfull has any angst in their pants about (Redacted) being 'chosen,'  I suggest they look at the other side of the coin.  They were 'chosen' not to get the invite so that, like myself, they can mix up a pitcher of Orange Cranberry Martinis, fire up a see-gar and after downing half of said pitcher, they can call in and give pithy, oh so deep commentary about the topic at hand. 

Hell, I'm half in the bag every time I sit down to listen to Gabcast...tanked when I actually call in.  Just ask (Redacted).  I'm at my coolest then and laying down some serious cool upon the brethren.

And the future wife?  Yeah, I am flattered and honored that you would think that (Redacted) and I....  Well, I am already married and I think (Redacted) is cool with that.  If she's not, she should say something, you know, put it out there. 

And I think it is way cool, hell, even Super Bitchin' that one of the Home Team is on the BELL Team. 

[nooryisawesome]

Holy shit, what happened?

A long series of unfortunate events that could not be foreseen. Somehow it will involve apple products, a Prius, and a trip to the ER where Falkie was crying in pain.

It will be either kathy's or falkies mothers fault utimately. Falkie did all he could but the circumstances were just to great for him to overcome so Falkie decided to go to the Apple Store instead.

[paladin1991]

At times I'm certain MP is female. And then later MP seems more male. Sometimes wondering if it's two people sharing a single account. Very erratic.

A He-She? 


Not that there's anything wrong with that!

[nooryisawesome]

Here is a recap for newbies.

Essentially Falkie begs for money on the forum amongst other places. When he is given money he uses it to buy apple products Instead of what he claims to need it for.

Falkies big claim to fame is he begged noory for money successfully.

[paladin1991]

Laughed out loud at theory I am a woman. Been accused of many things but not that.
No, I'm afraid Meatie is all man. No gender identity crisis gone on here.
Just a huge Pam Grier fan.

Ah, well there you have it.  Speaking of huge.  I used to have a this huge thing for Teri Garr.  She was such a babe.

[area51drone]

Here is a recap for newbies.

Essentially Falkie begs for money on the forum amongst other places. When he is given money he uses it to buy apple products Instead of what he claims to need it for.

Falkies big claim to fame is he begged noory for money successfully.

Falkie accepting "gifts" from other members is a very small part of the story, and who else do you know that has received free glasses, gas money, expo passes, etc from Noory?  I think that's quite a coup from a guy who started with a Hitler video in his closet of a bedroom. 

[nooryisawesome]

Falkie accepting "gifts" from other members is a very small part of the story, and who else do you know that has received free glasses, gas money, expo passes, etc from Noory?  I think that's quite a coup from a guy who started with a Hitler video in his closet of a bedroom.

Who else makes video after video and a million emails asking noory for money.

[Yorkshire pud]

Here is a recap for newbies.

Essentially Falkie begs for money on the forum amongst other places. When he is given money he uses it to buy apple products Instead of what he claims to need it for.

Falkies big claim to fame is he begged noory for money successfully.

And has absolutely no self awareness. He only takes notice of things he's already established was his version of reality; even when it's way off base.

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

Ah, well there you have it.  Speaking of huge.  I used to have a this huge thing for Teri Garr.  She was such a babe.

Did you now she is Lee Cigar's aunt?

[aldousburbank]

And I think it is way cool, hell, even Super Bitchin' that one of the Home Team is on the BELL Team.

How often do dreams come true? Pretty dang often from my experience.
It makes me happy to see my friends get happy. And I like to be happy. I'm pretty simple like that.

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

Falkie accepting "gifts" from other members is a very small part of the story, and who else do you know that has received free glasses, gas money, expo passes, etc from Noory?  I think that's quite a coup from a guy who started with a Hitler video in his closet of a bedroom.

I don't know.  Ask Bateman about Noory's 'gifts'.

[area51drone]

Who else makes video after video and a million emails asking noory for money.

Noory could have easily made this all go away by publicly shaming Senda.  Instead, he took Falkie under his wing like a little bird with a bum leg.

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

And has absolutely no self awareness. He only takes notice of things he's already established was his version of reality; even when it's way off base.

It's funny that Falkie lacks self-awareness when he is so focused on himself.  I suppose that is evidence that self-awareness requires outside context and, well, awareness.