The General Musings of Falkie2013 (George Senda, The Guy From Pittsburgh)

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

wow, that's very flattering, even if he did decline the offer. I wonder if he declined because he didn't have the time, or the desire to be on C2C, or if he simply did not want to be affiliated with GNoory? Either way, he has a lot of integrity. Thank you for sharing GFP.

Sure.

Well, Bateman had made a few practical joke calls into C2C in an attempt to popularize Art Bell's upcoming Sirius show Dark Matter.  Soon after, Noory showed up here regularly every night to try to show us what a nice guy he was.  Those who had seen his tactics before thought he was trying to divide us.  At some point (I'm really not sure when) Noory made his offer to Bateman, and I think Bateman figured it was all merely an attempt to disband his haters on Bellgab and that it would probably dry up as soon as Noory got what he wanted, so he turned down the offer.  Of course, Bateman has his own Steve Warner's Dark City gig going now.

[area51drone]

I don't know how old Jessica Lange is, but she still looks fantastic. So classy, and refined. A classic beauty.

umm...

"The Internet thinks Bruce Caitlyn Jenner looks like Jessica Lange"

http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/early-lead/wp/2015/06/01/the-internet-thinks-caitlyn-jenner-looks-like-jessica-lange/

[PathoJen]

umm...

"The Internet thinks Bruce Caitlyn Jenner looks like Jessica Lange"

http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/early-lead/wp/2015/06/01/the-internet-thinks-caitlyn-jenner-looks-like-jessica-lange/

I wonder how Jessica feels about that.

[PathoJen]

He still looks like Bruce Jenner to me. 

[3OctaveFart]

So much harmony on the Falkie Thread for a Monday...
I guess old beauties and Bruce Jenner will do that.

[Falkie2013]

I guess I'm lucky.  I never liked mayonnaise in the first place.  If Falkie could go sparingly on his portions of mayonnaise or substitute something a bit healthier that would be a twenty pound loss right there.  From Falkie's postings he really loves his fatty foods.  He eats tuna and egg salad drenched in mayonnaise and thinks this it is healthy.  My mother was the same way, bless her soul.

Yes, I eat tuna fish sandwiches but not " drenched " in mayo. Light mayo, mustard and relish.
But more often I eat tuna in a salad with carrots, tomatoes, celery, bell peppers with wine vinegar and some lemon pepper salt. Its one of the few times I use salt except for cooking chicken soup or spaghetti.
And NO ONE not even Noory has ever received a MILLION emails from me.
As I have said previously, and which you haters obsess over, HE made the offer to pay for my glasses.
I have been giving a lot of my spare money to Kathy to help her find a place and what I had to pay for the glasses is about a 1/4 of my income.
I accepted his offer because :

1) I could not afford to pay for them.
2) I was tired of not being able to see and even stepped on a florescent bulb that broke because I could not see and got a shard of glass in my foot.
He paid for them and kept his word.
You haters cannot stand the fact that he kept his word about paying for the glasses and doing the interview.
If Art Bell had made the offer, none of you would be saying a damned word about it.
Bateman declined Noory's offer. But Bateman has a radio job.
I don't.
Noory will pay me for his show if its picked up.
He LIKES what I do DESPITE the criticism. He sees something in me, that you haters never will.
It's ok for Redacted to be on Art's show and few except those who don't care for her or have issues with her, object to it.
I don't think Art needs Redacted to be successful, my issues with her notwithstanding.
I wish her success and not failure.
But she may fail.
But if I dare associate myself with Noory, the alarm bells go off and the screaming starts.
Noory is a way to get myself known to the public. He will pay me for my appearances. You haters all complain that I don't work. If his show goes over, I will be working part time.
And that IS monetizing my " brand ", a term I really dislike.
People may decide they do not like me either. So may his video producer. One never knows.
Get over it.
Just like I made a lot of videos criticizing him. I will still criticize him if he does a crappy show. That what Tommy could not understand. He seems to think that all mention of George should be glowing and positive.
I did one video of his Mexican UFO show and thought it was an excellent show. If ALL Noory shows were like it, there would be no room for complaint.
And a video thanking him for his shoutout.
Noory and I send inboxes back and forth.
Just like I do with lots of other people.
Including Drone who just woke me up out of a sound sleep just before Kathy walked in.
She got told by an assistant manager to go get forms, she got forms, then she was told to get a deposit, then something else.
After doing all of that ( which took hours ) someone else came in and paid full rent and got the apartment she was promised.
The second manager told her she would have an apartment last Tuesday and when she went in she said that she made a mistake and Kathy was 5th on the mailing list.
So she got screwed over twice by incompetents.
I am still not sleeping well and am still sick.
That's all the news for today.
We have to go pay bills, pay my rent and try to find my missing wallet, last seen when I went to the ER two weeks ago.
And go to Oakland to the last remaining Kosher butcher in the Bay Area to get 2 kosher chickens so I can make proper chicken soup.
I'm tired of sleeping and not getting anything done.

[coaster]

You haters cannot stand the fact that he kept his word about paying for the glasses and doing the interview.

yeah..no. no one really cares.

[Falkie2013]

Falkie, LittleChris keeps emailing me over and over... he won't stop!  But one of his emails he said that you REFUSED the big box of fruits he offered to send up, and you instead demanded a gift card!??

Little Chris is a lying sack of maggot filled shit.
He sent me an email saying he was going to solicit donations of fruit, then I told him to send me a gift card if he were to do that, but it is his idea.
I did not solicit any fruit from him and it was totally his idea.
He seems to think I am perpetually  broke when I had a temporary period of financial trouble.
He comes up with all kinds of unsolicited crap that I have told him not to do, or suggestions to do something, then gets upset about it when I say no.
Co-inciding with that he sent me a vile email calling me all kinds of names, referred to a post on here and I just said to hell with it.
Deleted all his emails, blocked him from sending me any more and told him to leave me alone.

[PathoJen]

Falkie, is this what GNoory is planning on announcing next weds? That he's starting a new show?

[paladin1991]

Little Chris is a lying sack of maggot filled shit.
He sent me an email saying he was going to solicit donations of fruit, then I told him to send me a gift card if he were to do that, but it is his idea.
I did not solicit any fruit from him and it was totally his idea.
He seems to think I am perpetually  broke when I had a temporary period of financial trouble.
He comes up with all kinds of unsolicited crap that I have told him not to do, or suggestions to do something, then gets upset about it when I say no.
Co-inciding with that he sent me a vile email calling me all kinds of names, referred to a post on here and I just said to hell with it.
Deleted all his emails, blocked him from sending me any more and told him to leave me alone.

Really?  Damn.  I thought he was on the level when he emailed me for funds so that you could buy a bus pass and head over to Frisco to make money selling your sperm.
I almost fell for it. 

Boys of the Castro, lament.

[chefist]

Really?  Damn.  I thought he was on the level when he emailed me for funds so that you could buy a bus pass and head over to Frisco to make money selling your sperm.
I almost fell for it. 

Boys of the Castro, lament.

hehe...and Tenderloin...

[Falkie2013]

Falkie, is this what GNoory is planning on announcing next weds? That he's starting a new show?

NO. He has a pilot coming and I will be on it. It is a new show but whether or not it will sell is another question that is in the hands of fate and powers far beyond mine.
I am unaware of any announcement, but I've been laid up and not listening to Noory for 2 weeks, for the most part.
I do have a backlog of programs to listen to but haven't yet.

[aldousburbank]

NO. He has a pilot coming and I will be on it. It is a new show but whether or not it will sell is another question that is in the hands of fate and powers far beyond mine.

I am so butthurt that I was passed over for this astounding opportunity. George does not need a co-host! He sucks just fine as it is!

[WhiteCrow]

Falkie is a sell out. He made a 100 videos putting noory down now he makes video saying how great he is, all because noory gave him a couple hundred bucks.

Send me a couple hundred bucks and I'll make a video saying how great you are.
Hell send me 10 bucks and I'll do it.

Hmmm....  Falkie what's your price to make a Video about nooryisawesome, there must be some nice things you says about her/him?

[coaster]

NO. He has a pilot coming and I will be on it. It is a new show but whether or not it will sell is another question that is in the hands of fate and powers far beyond mine.

What a spectacular failure this will be for Noory. I wonder if this is a real television show or an "internet television show"

[Falkie2013]

Send me a couple hundred bucks and I'll make a video saying how great you are.
Hell send me 10 bucks and I'll do it.

Hmmm....  Falkie what's your price to make a Video about nooryisawesome, there must be some nice things you says about her/him?

I made around 30 Noory videos, not a hundred as I previously said.
As for Noory is awesome, he continually harassed me with repeated emails.
No amount of money would make me say anything nice about him because of it, except that he did call Kathy when I was ill last year and I appreciate that.

Note :

I just received 3 obscenity filled calls and a threat from Little Chris over the phone in a row.
I called him an obscene name after the second call and told him to stop calling me.
Accordingly, I just changed my phone number and no one on this board, including Drone will get it.
I will get a cheap cell phone for emergencies when I have the time.

And this from George Noory himself :

3:35 PM (33 minutes ago)
Bateman was NEVER offered a job……we merely listened to his show

[PathoJen]

NO. He has a pilot coming and I will be on it. It is a new show but whether or not it will sell is another question that is in the hands of fate and powers far beyond mine.
I am unaware of any announcement, but I've been laid up and not listening to Noory for 2 weeks, for the most part.
I do have a backlog of programs to listen to but haven't yet.

A pilot??? Like as in a pilot for a show on TV? That's strange. Even for Noory.

[PathoJen]

I'm always surprised by how many people actually call Falkie on the phone. Someone on here tried calling me once but I just said no.

[WhiteCrow]

NO. He has a pilot coming and I will be on it. It is a new show but whether or not it will sell is another question that is in the hands of fate and powers far beyond mine.

First Art picks Redacted and not me to be his co-host, now Dave is having Falkie as his co-host and its not me again. My life sucks, one disappointment after another. Pass the bottle over, Open Lines.
I'm so broke, I cant afford to buy a shortie beer at the VFW post.

[coaster]

Now the trolls can't call Falkie. All that time wasted trolling and kissing his mayo-covered ass. And for what?

[3OctaveFart]

Bateman said on a GabCast that Noory offered him a segment called "Here's Bateman".
So Dave is lying.
Bateman has no reason to make that up.

[SixWeekTenure(tm)]

For you newbies...

Falkie music video:

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x2fewgy

Bulkie falls asleep in the first minute of this video:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Dp4wSgAh2s

Faulty hits Kathy and claims he "doesn't remember" doing it in a later post (skip to 1:12)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NmsvWiyzBl4

TMI about Senda:

« Reply #1890 on: October 27, 2013, 07:53:14 PM »
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Quote from: MrStoleYourGal on October 27, 2013, 04:47:29 PM
I don't know where to begin with this story, so I'll just do stream-of-consciousness.

George is known as "Falkenberg2001" on the website www.myredbook.com.  It's a site dedicated to trading information about prostitutes in the greater SF Bay Area.  If you go to that site and register, you can do a search on archived posts.  In that search you will find lots of fun stuff about George:

* He once tried to pimp out a pregnant woman to guys who wanted to suckle breast milk.

* He has a reputation for sponging money off of hookers, particularly the older ones, with his sob stories.  One hooker told a story wherein he said that he was broke and didn't have money for food.  She said she would help him and he got excited.  She went to the story and bought several bags of groceries and delivered them to his house.  He got upset with her because he wanted money, not food.

* He stalked a hooker (physically) to the point where she contacted one of the site owners and asked to have him banned, and she called the police.

* He's met every single celebrity and politician of note who were popular from the 1950's through the 1980's.  When one of them dies, he's right on the spot with some anecdote about him and that person.  He was nicknamed "Baron von Munchhausen" by another poster.

* He once walked the entire path of the BART line on the tracks themselves, a journey of some 40 miles, including under the Bay.

* In the early 2000's he was twice fired from his minimum wage jobs for stealing money and goods from the owner.  He reported all of this on the myredbook website, hoping to get sympathy (and handouts).

* He got a job in 2005 working at a movie theatre.  He was REALLY excited about it ("Gosh-wow!"), not because he had a job, but because he thought he could watch movies for free.  He got fired not long after that.  No one knows if it's because he was watching movies on the job, or pinching food from the snack bar.

* He's never held a job that makes more than minimum wage.  About eight years ago, after he lost his job at the theatre, and couldn't find another one.  About six months later, he found a doctor to certify him as "permanently disabled."  He's been living off of disability since then.

* He was reprimanded by a forum moderator for making racist posts.  His posts mostly consist of 20 to 30 anti-Obama cartoons that he's dug up off of the Internet.

* He's killed at least two of his pet cats.  He sat on one (*squish*) and stepped on the other.  The second one lived for a time, and while it did he solicited donations from other posters to pay for vet bills, which he claimed would cost in excess of $500.  Some openly wondered if the cat ever existed in the first place.

* His hygiene is not good, including his oral health.  He let a tooth rot until it became abscessed and caused a severe sinus infection.  He claimed to have almost died.  And asked for financial help.  All of the difficulty was due to the incompetence of others, though, not him.

* He's famous for his ability to exaggerate.  Like the time that he claimed that he spent 200 hours on the phone with a Dell customer service rep to fix a problem (due to Dell's incompetence and the rep's incompetence).  That's 200 hours, as in five full-time weeks.

Lord, I could go on for hours.  This is just off the top of my head.  The guy is a welfare cheat, an amoral weasel, and is probably mentally retarded.  It's all in the myredbook archives if you care to look it up, and it's only there because he TOLD everyone this stuff.  Imagine what he might have left out because he was too ashamed.

There are herpetic carbuncles sprouting from pigs anuses that have more humanity than falkie.

[WhiteCrow]

And this from George Noory himself :

3:35 PM (33 minutes ago)
Bateman was NEVER offered a job……we merely listened to his show

That certainly doesn't 'jive' with Bateman's version of events.
I could post what I recall from memory, but it may not be 100% accurate.
Bateman's version should be fairly easy to find.

[SixWeekTenure(tm)]

Bateman talks about it in this post:

http://bellgab.com/index.php/topic,5583.msg306906.html#msg306906

Jorch tried to make a fool (or a Falkie) out of Bateman but he smelled a rat and decided not to do the segment.

[Open Lines Gerry]

And this from George Noory himself :

3:35 PM (33 minutes ago)
Bateman was NEVER offered a job……we merely listened to his show

I don't know why George Noory would even feel a need to respond to any inquiry you apparently sent him about Bateman, George.  He doesn't owe the users of BellGab anything - an explanation, clarification, or anything along those lines.

I'm glad to see, however, that you have those lines of communication open with him.  That bodes well for the future...

[PathoJen]

Bateman talks about it in this post:

http://bellgab.com/index.php/topic,5583.msg306906.html#msg306906

Jorch tried to make a fool (or a Falkie) out of Bateman but he smelled a rat and decided not to do the segment.

Noory prob didn't expect Falkie to blast their private discussion here on Bellgab. He never thought Falkie would verify his statement. Hey six week tenure, where exactly on the first Falkie video does he fall asleep?

[SixWeekTenure(tm)]

I think he dozes off twice about 40 seconds in, but it's a constant threat for the first minute of the ebola video.

[SnapT]

Falkie, do you dislike Caitlyn Jenner more than you did Bruce Jenner?

You should really make a video about this, the news is blowing up the internet.  Even President Obama tweeted about it!  If you've got a funny or controversial take on the subject it could go viral.

[PathoJen]

I think he dozes off twice about 40 seconds in, but it's a constant threat for the first minute of the ebola video.

Mind blown.

[Open Lines Gerry]

Falkie, do you dislike Caitlyn Jenner more than you did Bruce Jenner?

You should really make a video about this, the news is blowing up the internet.  Even President Obama tweeted about it!  If you've got a funny or controversial take on the subject it could go viral.

There's a reason his hands are behind his back - to maintain the illusion.  Including those "Patty-paws" in the photo would break the suspension of disbelief.

Yes, George - SnapT is right again.  You should strike while the iron is hot, and then have Noory give another plug to your "very special report" on the matter.