The General Musings of Falkie2013 (George Senda, The Guy From Pittsburgh)

[Laurakinch]

Oh come on, Falkie - I think a good Kathy's Korner video would be one discussing the relative merits of Blondie's Pizza, Fat Slice pizza, Top Dog franks and links, Bongo Burger Persian burgers and falafels, maybe that burrito place next to Top Dog, and the new Chinese dumplings place around the corner from that.

I forgot all about Bongo Burger, thanks for the reminder PB! I'm visiting a friend in Piedmont next month so it'll be my lunch stop. Their shish kabob is crazy good!

[Who]

No, we don't. The reviews didn't go over well. I'll leave the turkey sandwich reviews to George.

I'm with ONeill.  I think you should do a review of George Noory's two favorite foods -  a convenience store turkey sandwich and some frozen microwave pizza rolls.  It would be great. 

[Falkie2013]

Falkie is going as George Noory's guest, so only gas and trolls, er tolls

I will have the gas & toll moneyey to drive down there with Kathy so I won't have to BART it down.
And I have had ONE viagra pill in my life. My doctor gave it to me and I lost it somewhere.
My sex life & Kathy's is no one else's business but ours.
I told that to Little Chris and Drone.
Right now on a scale of 1 to 100, sex is about -3,0000.
I have to go to the expo and get Kathy a place to live.
That is my second priority. I am worried she won't be able to find a place right away.
She is NOT thinking about anything but moving and finding a place as well.
This entire subject topic of our purported sex life is an idiotic thing to bring up.
And she doesn't run over pedestrians either, except when she's played Crazy Taxi at the former Taxi's in Walnut Creek.

[PB the Deplorable]

I forgot all about Bongo Burger, thanks for the reminder PB! I'm visiting a friend in Piedmont next month so it'll be my lunch stop. Their shish kabob is crazy good!

You're welcome..

This is why I can't go to the foo-foo overpriced 'restaurantes' - there are just too many great places around here that don't cost much.  And frankly, for the most part they're better and I'd rather eat there

[Falkie2013]

No, he has someone reading this forum. And there are one of two things happening in his head knowing that you immediately post every "inbox" you receive from him:
- his level of dignity and self-respect is similar to yours
- that's exactly what he wants to achieve, getting some influence here without actually posting anything

Seriously - don't you think that maybe private conversations should remain private? Just basic human behavior. I don't mean this message in particular because it's trivial but in general.

Someone in here said they were going to ask Noory in chat about the interview so that is why I posted the above.
George & I do discuss things. A lot.

There are things I am not telling you that is being worked on and if it happens, I will be more visible on the net OFF of You Tube and on You Tube than ever and will get lots of views and money.
Can't say anymore about it, but it is legal and potentially very lucrative.

[PB the Deplorable]

Someone in here said they were going to ask Noory in chat about the interview so that is why I posted the above.
George & I do discuss things. A lot.

There are things I am not telling you that is being worked on and if it happens, I will be more visible on the net OFF of You Tube and on You Tube than ever and will get lots of views and money.
Can't say anymore about it, but it is legal and potentially very lucrative.

My advice is to insist on playing your music or no deal

[area51drone]

You're welcome..

This is why I can't go to the foo-foo overpriced 'restaurantes' - there are just too many great places around here that don't cost much.  And frankly, for the most part they're better and I'd rather eat there

I'm not following - are you saying that you are in Martinez, or are you where that new age conference is going to be and these are the places he needs to eat when he visits?   

If you are in Martinez, I wonder if you and Falkie ever rubbed elbows and you were just too shy to say hi...

[3OctaveFart]

The plot thickens!
Falkie, your hators' heads would explode if this happens.
Best wishes to you, mon ami. I hope it does work out. And I also hope Jorch keeps his word.

[Falkie2013]

Are you sure about that?  Have you ever seen Falkie's birth certificate?  Are you even sure he was born on this planet?  Or this star system?  He does have powers far beyond those of mortal men.

'50s Adventures of Superman - Intro

Dr. Witless, if he weren't drooling and licking the screen all the time would have READ the post where I say I have certified copies of not just one but two birth certificates showing I was born in Allegheny County, Pittsburgh, Pa., USA, which is twice what Obama has.
Of course, Clueless is handicapped. He only has one white crayon and it keeps breaking between his gorilla toes as he tries to write on the computer screen because he shorted out his keyboard by drooling all over it. He also keeps trying to eat the keys with milk because he thinks they're Sugar Pops and keeps trying to get them to go up his nose when he runs out of milk.
Somehow he manages to suck them down anyway.
And Mr. Kiefer and I share the same name, his being the George as the first name and mine as my second.
George became adopted and changed his last name to Bessolo.

[Falkie2013]

I'm not following - are you saying that you are in Martinez, or are you where that new age conference is going to be and these are the places he needs to eat when he visits?   

If you are in Martinez, I wonder if you and Falkie ever rubbed elbows and you were just too shy to say hi...

The places PB brings up are all in Berkeley about 30 miles from here.
I'd be happy to meet PB in Martinez anytime.
Perhaps we could get 2 free dinners from Aldous as we'd gang up on him.
I'm going to ask George to sigh 5-6 PB cartoons and auction of 2 for the " We don' gotta buy no steenkin' equipment " Kathy fund.
Keep one for me, send one to Justin, Drone and PB if he wants one.
And will see if he can do a couple of doodles of angels too and auction them off with the same codocil.

[coaster]

There are things I am not telling you that is being worked on and if it happens, I will be more visible on the net OFF of You Tube and on You Tube than ever and will get lots of views and money.
Can't say anymore about it, but it is legal and potentially very lucrative.

Identity theft is not legal. As much as you suck on Noory's schlong, maybe he can throw you some employment. I'm all for you making money doing an actual job. God forbid.

[Falkie2013]

The plot thickens!
Falkie, your hators' heads would explode if this happens.
Best wishes to you, mon ami. I hope it does work out. And I also hope Jorch keeps his word.

If you only know what I can't tell you ...  ... yet .
Explode ?
There won't be anything left down past the subatomic level if whats going to happen beyond the interview happens.
Noory would not be going to all this trouble to have me & Kathy down there if it wasn't going to happen and I'm sure he'd like to thumb his nose at all the haters when it does happen.
He'd enjoy the hell out of it.

[Falkie2013]

Identity theft is not legal. As much as you suck on Noory's schlong, maybe he can throw you some employment. I'm all for you making money doing an actual job. God forbid.

It would be a big change from what you do sucking by off gays at the bathouses for a fiver.
And if I do work for myself or anyone, it's because of G*d not because he forbids it.
Of course, it's just like you and your fellow trollvellers to complain if I don't work & then complain if I got a non-traditional job & paid the TAXES that you all worship.
Render unto Caesar ...

[coaster]

It would be a big change from what you do sucking by off gays at the bathouses for a fiver.
And if I do work for myself or anyone, it's because of G*d not because he forbids it.
Of course, it's just like you and your fellow trollvellers to complain if I don't work & then complain if I got a non-traditional job & paid the TAXES that you all worship.
Render unto Caesar ...

All joking aside, I wish you well and hope you do find something to do thats lucrative. I have NEVER said otherwise. I'd like to see you successful.

[PB the Deplorable]

The places PB brings up are all in Berkeley about 30 miles from here.
I'd be happy to meet PB in Martinez anytime.
Perhaps we could get 2 free dinners from Aldous as we'd gang up on him.
I'm going to ask George to sigh 5-6 PB cartoons and auction of 2 for the " We don' gotta buy no steenkin' equipment " Kathy fund.
Keep one for me, send one to Justin, Drone and PB if he wants one.
And will see if he can do a couple of doodles of angels too and auction them off with the same codocil.

I live in a small town nearby Martinez, not close enough to walk but sometimes I ride my bike out that way and back or go hiking in the hills overlooking the town (by the way, John Muir had a home and some land in Martinez and it's now a National Historic Site.  He would take a loaf of bread and a jug of water, hop the back fence and walk to the Sierra's - now Yosemite - and stay there for the summer). 

The good cheap eating places are from Oakland/Berkeley up to about Richmond.  The places where we live are either chains or are overpriced and not all that great.


Of course I want a Signed Cartoon!  It was my idea after all.  Be sure to get Tommy's sig on it as well (he'll do what ever George tells him).

[Falkie2013]

One question Falkie - how much is this trip going to cost? I thought that you would use events like "Amazon refund" towards collecting money for Kathy's eviction?

What ever the bridge toll and gas is at the time.
One way is about 60 miles.
A friend loaned the money to me for it.
It will be paid back 1/2 on 5/1 & the rest on 6 /1.
The Amazon refund will sit in the bank until its needed by Kathy.
Why do YOU care, it's not YOUR money ?
If my Mother were still alive she'd give the money to go as my birthday present.
As as Kathy's she wants me to take her to Marine World. She's wanted to go for years.
I'll be giving Kathy at least $ 100 a month extra out of MY funds.
Not that anyone of you haters would donate to help HER and not ME out.
Except for Paladin.
And i thanked him for it as well as the one other person who donated.
I'm shocked that you actually want me to succeed.
What will you bitch about if i became a teensy bit rich, as an example ?
Or famous ?

[3OctaveFart]

I would say anything Falkie does for Noory is more of a rendered service than whatever the fk it is Obama did circa 1993-2004.

[PB the Deplorable]

... There are things I am not telling you that is being worked on and if it happens, I will be more visible on the net OFF of You Tube and on You Tube than ever and will get lots of views and money.
Can't say anymore about it, but it is legal and potentially very lucrative.

Behold the ever expanding Noory Broadcasting System (Noory BS).

C2C, Bee On Bleef, The Guy From Pittsburg. 

Tommy is ready to roll out his show well, but is undecided between calling it Tommy's Turds or Dumheisers Droppings.

[Falkie2013]

Behold the ever expanding Noory Broadcasting System (Noory BS).

C2C, Bee On Bleef, The Guy From Pittsburg. 

Tommy is ready to roll out his show well, but is undecided between calling it Tommy's Turds or Dumheisers Droppings.

Its NOT Beyond Belief.

[coaster]

Behold the ever expanding Noory Broadcasting System (Noory BS).

C2C, Bee On Bleef, The Guy From Pittsburg. 

Tommy is ready to roll out his show well, but is undecided between calling it Tommy's Turds or Dumheisers Droppings.

I'd tune into Tommy's Turds. I bet it would still be better than Noory.

[PB the Deplorable]

... Am I a gasbag or an assbag[?]...

Yes

[WhiteCrow]

There are things I am not telling you that is being worked on and if it happens, I will be more visible on the net OFF of You Tube and on You Tube than ever and will get lots of views and money.
Can't say anymore about it, but it is legal and potentially very lucrative.

Glad to read that all your hard work may start to pay off! Persistence pays off.
Hope we get good news from Art soon.

[nooryisawesome]

Glad to read that all your hard work may start to pay off! Persistence pays off.
Hope we get good news from Art soon.

You must not be familiar with falkies other get rich schemes.

[nooryisawesome]

If my Mother were still alive she'd give the money to go as my birthday present.

Yes she would. The same mother you try to blame for all of your life's failures. The mother who was a hard working nurse. The mother who supported your fat ass until your old age and her last breath.

You fucking mooch.

[paladin1991]

What ever the bridge toll and gas is at the time.
One way is about 60 miles.
A friend loaned the money to me for it.
It will be paid back 1/2 on 5/1 & the rest on 6 /1.
The Amazon refund will sit in the bank until its needed by Kathy.
Why do YOU care, it's not YOUR money ?
If my Mother were still alive she'd give the money to go as my birthday present.
As as Kathy's she wants me to take her to Marine World. She's wanted to go for years.
I'll be giving Kathy at least $ 100 a month extra out of MY funds.
Not that anyone of you haters would donate to help HER and not ME out.
Except for Paladin.
And i thanked him for it as well as the one other person who donated.
I'm shocked that you actually want me to succeed.
What will you bitch about if i became a teensy bit rich, as an example ?
Or famous ?

Thanks for the shout out.  Wasn't necessary, now I can't screw with you about that.   

You and I have differences of opinion, oh yes we do.  I think you are fucked up and have not taken the necessary steps to unfuck yourself. It sounds to me that you are content to let things be and live the life of the perennial victim.
It is always something or it's because of someone, or that's just the way it is.....  I call bullshit. 

You need to leverage your ass up and out of your you tube directors chair, reach down into your pants, grab your balls and remember that you are a man.  Not just gender correct, but a fucking man.

Life is a knife fight in a telephone booth.  You have to decide, are you the one that is walking out of that booth? 

[paladin1991]

Hey Paladink make up your 1 and only brain cell, am I MJ, or some piece of shit casio who deserves the Mongolian slow death with a chain saw. Am I a gasbag or an assbag, boy you checked out of hotel brainy a long time ago.

You are not Michael Jackson.  He's dead.  You are SHILLitary Justice, the brain tumor of Casio.  And you are a gasbag and an assbag. 
Tell me, what was it like ethnic cleansing your neighborhood?  After you rode your pigs into combat (is that what they call it over there?) did you BBQ your pigs or cuddle up?

[Who]

All joking aside, I wish you well and hope you do find something to do thats lucrative. I have NEVER said otherwise. I'd like to see you successful.

I'll second that. 

[paladin1991]

And let me add to this thread, Falkster.  Nobody wants you to be fucked up.  You just are.  We all want you to change your situation for the better.  Because if you are better, incrementally, we are all better.

So with that, stop being a Bitch4Life (tm, courtesy of taintco ) and unfuck yourself.  Everybody IS pulling for you regardless of the comedy gold that comes fm this thread. 

[PB the Deplorable]

who the fuck asked you. You might be a dink but I was asking PALADINK.

So what

I'm sure Falkie really appreciates you taking his thread down to your level

[ACE of CLUBS]

who the fuck asked you ..........

Gasbag